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MEDIA MOGUL AND TITS TITS TITS

The Planet made media rounds this morning with a TV/radio appearance on John Krol’s “Good Morning, Pittsfield” (WTBR, PCTV) and a radio gig on Larry Kratka’s “Up Front” (WBEC). Gotta make this quick because of pressing deadlines elsewhere, but we did get the word out on this website.

With Krol, we talked about the Pittsfield Colonials, the nature of executive session, and Girls Going Topless. The topless sunbathing issue also came up on “Up Front,” a title one would think was created specially for that topic. One might also accuse The Planet of bribing the management of the Colonial Theatre for staging “The D-Cup Diatribes” (“The Cleavage Culture Explored”). We didn’t. The Colonial poster has a blurb from a Chicago Sun-Times hack: “Breastcentric. Celebrates All Women and their Tits.” OK, it didn’t have the last three words, but can’t we just say it: Tits, tits, tits. There now, is everybody happy?

Kratka and I announced our latest collaboration with the Vox network for campaign forums involving the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Berkshire Districts and possibly the race for governor. More on this to come.

According to the women I polled regarding the need for topless sunbathing on the Pittsfield ballot, all, without exception, said the der Grundenfingerschtiffennipplehollenzern women must have serious issues to try to force this. No less authorities than Krol’s lovely sweeheart of a wife Ali and my saint of a wife agree the girl’s efforts to go topless like a man are preposterous.

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