Archive | July, 2013
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WE PRESENT THE DOTS ON ALF BARBALUNGA AND THE JRC RUMOR … plus …WITH THE LIKES OF CROWE AND BEHNKE, IS IT ANY WONDER WHY PITTSFIELD KIDS HAVE BEEN SHORTCHANGED?

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, AUG. 1, 2013) — Welcome to August, the penultimate act of The Vanishing Summer. On this day, 51 years ago, Boston Red Sox right hander Bill Monbouquette threw a no-hitter against the Chicago White Sox. The losing pitcher was Early Wynn. That night he suffered […]

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IDLE RUMORS AND SCUTTLEBUTT FROM THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL, SUCH AS IT IS … IN ‘LET’S HAVE SOME FuN’ DEPT., PLANET, BAT IN HAND, READY TO TAKE UP THE CHALLENGE FROM DARREN LEE … plus … JAKE IV WANTS QUOTAS FOR TEACHER HIRING, ALSO PROPOSES CASH PAYMENTS FOR STUDENTS WHO SCORE 60% IN AP

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, JULY 31, 2013) — The campaign trail, such as it is thus far, bears little resemblance to a byway that leads anywhere interesting. A look at the field, coming in a moment, will bear this out. Meantime, THE PLANET has heard the following: * […]

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POPE FRANCIS CONTINUES REMARKABLE TRANSFORMATION OF MUSTY, MOLDY EXPRESSION OF CATHOLICISM … plus … THE PHONY BASTARDS ARE DOING IT AGAIN: STATEHOUSE POLLS WANT TO SHOW YOU FOR WHOM THE TURNPIKE TOLLS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, JULY 30, 2013) — You may have missed it, though it was hard to miss. Check out these words from Pope Francis, from an impromptu press conference as he was flying home from his visit to Rio de Janeiro: “If someone is gay […]

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PLANET’S ADVICE TO CANDIDATES: TOUGHEN UP THE HYDE AND TOUGHEN UP THE HIDE … plus … QUICK HITS AND HOT LICKS TACKLES BIANCHI’s THROWING ARM and INJURIOUS NEW ‘PC’ LANGUAGE ENDORSED BY OVERMATCHED PITTSFIELD SCHOOL COMMITTEE

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, JULY 29, 2013) — Toughen up the hyde, and toughen up the hide. Hyde. Hide. That was, is, and shall be THE PLANET‘s free advice to candidates running for public office. We won’t explain the homonymic difference. We trust you are smart enough to […]

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ADD 1 ON ‘CLOSINGATE’: THE THINKING BEHIND THE PLANET’s VIEWPOINT … or … THE INDISCRETE CHARM OF THE OPINION BUSINESS DURING A POLITICAL CAMPAIGN …’CLOSINGATE’: WARD 6 CANDIDATE JOE NICHOLS SAYS RIVERS DENIED SHE WAS ‘CLOSING’ NORTH STREET SHOP … RIVERS’ OWN LETTER, STATEMENTS, AND ADS, SHOW OTHERWISE in CAMPAIGN ’13’s ‘CAN YOU TRUST HER?’ … plus … LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary ADD 1, FRIDAY, JULY 26, 2013 AND INTO THE WEEKEND — THE PLANET has known Donna Todd Rivers for about three years. She has been an acquaintance though not a friend. We’re bought her lunch at the Red Lion Inn and, when she was breaking into radio, […]

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AT-LARGE CANDIDATE DONNA TODD RIVERS’ BIZARRE FLIP-FLOP ON CLOSING-OPENING OF BUSINESS COMES OFF AS CHEAP PUBLICITY STUNT … AT-LARGE OPPONENTS BLAST THE MOVE … DOES ‘DIVA’ REALLY THINK VOTERS, AND CUSTOMERS, ARE THAT DUMB?

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, JULY 25, 2013) — Still waters run deep, so the saying goes. Fast-moving rivers produce dangerous currents — unpredictable and untrustworthy — that can easily sweep you away to your doom. Be careful. Don’t be fooled. Enter candidate Donna Todd Rivers, who is […]

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PLANET EXCLUSIVE: WE HAVE THE CHEESE ON MAYOR BIANCHI’s SECRET PLAN TO SAVE PITTSFIELD … TIME WARNER DOES THE THINKABLE … plus … SLOOPY SECONDS ON SUE CARMEL’s CITY BUDGET TRANSFERS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, JULY 24, 2013) — The city of Pittsfield wants to expand its arts district. This would amount to a change into acceptable uses. New businesses that would be considered “arts” would include breweries, pubs, winemakers, and — are you sitting down? — cheese […]

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BARBALUNGA’S DECISION NOT TO RE-UP COULD HAVE DRAMATIC IMPACT ON DIRECTION OF PITTSFIELD PUBLIC SCHOOLS … KINNAS INTERESTED IN SCHOOL COMMITTEE CHAIR … PROMISING NEW PARTNERSHIPS — DARE ‘WE THE PEOPLE’ HOPE?

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, DATE, 2013) — Alf Barbalunga‘s decision not to seek re-election to the school committee, of which he was chair, or any other city position, could have dramatic impact on the Pittsfield School Department. It “could,” we say. This being Pittsfield, it also easily “could […]

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BREAKING NEWS: BARBALUNGA WILL NOT SEEK RE-ELECTION! KINNAS ’90 PERCENT SURE’ ON RUNNING AGAIN …IN ZIMMERMAN VERDICT, JUSTICE WAS SERVED, MAKING PROTESTS BOTH REDUNDANT and IGNORANT OF THE LAW THAT BINDS THIS NATION OF LAWS …

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary FIRST ADD, JULY 23, 2013 THE PLANET has learned through sources and confirmed that school committee chairman Alf Barbalunga will not seek re-election this year. Barbalunga also will not be running for any other municipal office. In a brief interview with us, school committeeman Terry Kinnas told […]

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HOW DO WE JUDGE A MAYOR? THE CITY BUDGET IS A TRUE BAROMETER … POISON POLITICS Is LEADING PITTFIELD INTO ‘THE DETROIT EXPERIENCE’ … plus … THE PLANET WEIGHS IN ON THE GEORGE ZIMMERMAN VERDICT

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, FRIDAY-SUNDAY, JULY 19-21, 2013) — What barometer provides the best measure of a mayor? There are many from which to choose, but the one on which THE PLANET relies above all is a mayor’s handling of the municipal budget. Dan Bianchi has submitted two […]

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‘HOT ENOUGH FOR YOU’? TRY NEEDLES, CALIF. AND THEN ASK ME … plus QUICK HITS & HOT LICKS LOOKS AT BELVEDERE RULING IN LENOX, ANOTHER SUIT WITH ‘VISION,’ AND MAYOR TRANSPARENCY, CRIME DOG

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, JULY 18, 2013) — “Hot enough for you?” Sure, the question is asked as an innocent and innocuous ice breaker, pun intended, but it begs an entry in Mad Magazine‘s feature that gives smart-aleck answers to stupid questions. THE PLANET‘s answer is, “No, […]

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BIANCHI RECORD-BUSTING BUDGET DOESN’T INCLUDE $4.5 MILLION REQUEST FOR CAPITAL PROJECTS … COUNCIL SLASHES HIBBARD PROPOSAL BY $1.25 MM … PLANET ANNOTATES THE BIG SPENDER’S LIST

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, JULY 17, 2013) — Mayor Dan Bianchi, neither the first nor the last of the political big-time spenders, set an all-time record with his FY14 municipal budget, beating the record he set himself the year before. So much for innovative leadership in the […]

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BTG’s “EXTREMITIES” INTRODUCES THE COMPLEXITY OF RAPE … KAREN ALLEN DIRECTS AND CASTS AN OVERLAY UPON MOLLY CAMP … BUT IS RAPE “EXTREME” ENOUGH ANY LONGER? … THE PLANET REVIEWS A “GO SEE IT”

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI Arts and Entertainment (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, Tuesday, July 16, 2013) — Rape, the Musical! Or perhaps, The 51st Shade of Gray might better describe the first scene of Extremities,” with a first beastly then humbled male forcing himself on a woman. The remaining scenes resemble a cross between Venus in Furs […]

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S&CO’s “RICHARD II”: A TEXT OUT OF TIME, A TIME OUT OF PLACE

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, JULY 15, 2013) — What makes a good temporal leader? This eternal question, so much a part of today’s vexing world, lies at the heart of Richard II, which opened Friday at the Tina Packer Playhouse at Shakespeare & Co. for a limited […]

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WHO SAYS THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE LUNCH? FEDS CONTINUE TO MUSCLE IN ON LOCAL SCHOOL JURISDICTION … CATHOLIC HEALTH ASSN. BREAKS WITH BISHOPS ON OBAMACARE … plus … THE TRUE CAUSE OF AARON HERNANDEZ’S WOES — THREE STORIES SEPARATED BY FEW DEGREES

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, FRIDAY, JAN. 12, 2013) — This fall, students dining in public school cafeterias will pay an extra dime for their lunches — from $1.85 to $1.95. A dime doesn’t sound like much, but to hard-pressed families, it’s another ten cents per meal that will […]

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AUDIENCE ON THE RIGHT END OF THE BLADE IN BTG’s ROUSING RENDITION OF R&H CLASSIC, “OKLAHOMA!”

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI Arts and Entertainment (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, JULY 11, 2013) — You could give director Eric Hill the phone book as a script; a month to block, cast, and adapt; three weeks to rehearse, and you’d end up with enjoyable theater, even with the Zs as the predictable ending. This […]

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