Archive | June, 2015
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EAGLE CANS 3; CHAIN DUMPS 10 OTHER EMPLOYEES … IS THE BB ABOUT TO CLOSE? RUMORS ARE FLYING

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, JULY 1, 2015) — Is the other sneaker about to drop for the local daily once proudly known as The Berkshire Eagle? One must wonder in light of a report on the dismissal of three editorial employees at The Boring Broadsheet and the […]

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GARBO SPEAKS! SWAIL LEAVES! PLANET SCOOPS BORING BROADSHEET BY ‘ONLY’ 3 WEEKS’ … LOCAL DAILY’S DECLINE, OFFICIAL CORRUPTION LINKED

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, JUNE 30, 2015) — Those of you who still bother to read the latest drivel in The Boring Broadsheet “learned’ yesterday that Kevin Swail (rhymes with “fail”) left his post in the Pittsfield Highway Department for the cooler climes of Lanesboro. Stop the presses! Those […]

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‘SECRET’ BRIEN SOURCES: ‘THERE WILL BE NO STRIKE’ — !!PLANET EXCLUSIVE!!

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, JUNE 29, 2015) — There will be no Brien Center strike on July 6. That’s what sources are telling THE PLANET. Management negotiations with Brien staff have gone on for a fruitless year. The contract between Brien and SIEU Local 509 expired in October last […]

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GARIVALTIS, BOSSIDY, & SHULMAN: THREE OF A KIND SO DESPERATELY NEEDED (YET MISSING) FROM THE CITY … plus … THE COMMENT LINE IS OPEN

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEEKEND EDITION, JUNE 26-28, 2015) — One Thursday, THE PLANET enjoyed a long, leisurely breakfast at The Red Lion Inn with two of Pittsfield most loyal and successful native sons. Our deliberations, moreover, summoned the memory of a third favorite and famous son. We speak […]

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UNINDICTED STAN THE MAN VISITS, FEELS YOUR PAIN … plus … OTHER QUICK HITZ AND HOT LIX

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, JUNE 25, 2015) — In the breach, briefly: Rosenberg and Guildenstern are Dead — Senate President Stan Rosenberg graced the Berkshires with his eminence yesterday, all aglow from the radiated rump kissing he received from assorted “players,” wanna-bes, and sycophants. Stan’s a Top Dawg […]

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BANNING THE CONFEDERATE BANNER: REVISIONIST HISTORY MEETS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 24, 2015) — When revisionist history meets political correctness, you can be sure a hasty and usually mistaken overreaction will result. Hence the hysteria over the battle flag of the Army of Northern Virginia, a banner mistakenly called the flag of the Confederate […]

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PLANET FORCES BIANCHI TO FIX ROADS … WE DEMAND, MAYOR CAPITULATES

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, JUNE 23, 2015) — Politics as a study in human behavior will always fascinate us, but we ourselves remain immune to the toxic effects of power. We employ our influence solely for the surrogate use of Mary Jane and Joe Kapanski, the forgotten Little […]

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CHESHIRE SCHOOL VOTE AFTER MATH ILLUSTRATES GREED OF SPECIAL INTERESTS … plus … THE COMMENT LINE IS OPEN

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEEKEND EDITION, JUNE 19-21, 2015) — On Thursday, THE PLANET informed you of how the courageous voters of Cheshire told its avaricious public school system: “Enough, already!” Voters rejected the school budget put forth by the school committee and Supt. Kristen Gordon that called […]

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CHESHIRE VOTERS REJECT FAT SCHOOL BUDGET; SUPT. GORDON CALLS A $1 MILLION HIKE ‘A CUT’ … PITTSFIELD VOTERS CAN ONLY LOOK ON WITH ENVY

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, JUNE 18, 2015) — In towns and communities throughout Berkshire County this year, voters have slapped back greedy initiatives advanced by local school departments, teachers’ unions, and their bobo politicians. Their message: “Enough is enough!” Two examples will suffice. Last year, South County […]

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MORE HOT WATER FOR INHELDER? EXECUTIVE SESSION IN HADLEY TONIGHT TO AIR ‘CHARGES BROUGHT AGAINST PUBLIC EMPLOYEE, DPW, WATER DIVISION’

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 17, 2015) — THE PLANET recently (and exclusively) told you about the hot water former Pittsfield Water Department manager Matt Inhelder has evidently gotten himself into in the Town of Hadley. You will recall that Inhelder “resigned” his position in Pittsfield six […]

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CAMPAIGN ’15? IT’S AS EASY (AND AS CROOKED) AS “ONE … TWO … THREE”

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, JUNE 16, 2015) — Campaigns have turned into Death Marches for the electorate. Presidential campaigns now run spill over into the fourth year. Literally the day after Barack Obama turned back Mitt Romney to win a second term, he became a lame duck, and […]

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FLAG DAY: ‘THE NOW-OLD TALE OF BETTER DAYS’

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, JUNE 15, 2015) — On this Flag Day, THE PLANET‘s thoughts go back to the four years in the early 2000s that we were honored to deliver the keynote address at ceremonies at the National Archives. Each year, we would gather our thoughts […]

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JIV TALKING … RUNWAY ‘RECONSTRUCTION’ DOESN’T PASS THE SMELL TEST … SUNS PULL OUT GAME WITH 4-RUN 9th … BREATHING IN NATURE…plus…COMMENT LINE IS OPEN

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEEKEND EDITION, JUNE 12-14, 2014) — Last night Pittsfield citizens and taxpayers got a chance to see JIV in action. The superintendent the Town of Lee couldn’t wait to put in the James Bond ejection seat basically called the millions more his school department […]

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SUNS TOP DEFENDING FCBL CHAMPIONS … SYRACUSE UN-RETIRES #44 … plus … COLEMAN, GARIVALTIS, and the BROWN DOTS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI Sports and Commentary ADD 1 — Tonight, tune into PLANET VALENTI TELEVISION, featuring another round of guest-host Terry Kinnas, with Special Guests. The fun begins at live 7 p.m. channel 16 Time-Warner cable from the PCTV studios. Also tonight, our Right Honorable Good Friends on the city council preside over […]

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STATE TAKE-OVER OF HOLYOKE SCHOOLS BEARS EERIE SIMILARITY TO PITTSFIELD’S CHUMP DISTRICT … or … HOLYOKE TO PITTSFIELD: TOWN’S RECENT PAST A SHIRE CITY PROLOGUE

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 10, 2015) — Public schools have gotten so bad in Holyoke and school apologists there have refused for so long to take steps to improve the situation that the state will bring in what it calls an “independent education expert” to replace […]

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JUST IN!! SWAIL (RHYMES WITH ‘FAIL’) GETTING OUTTA DODGE … MORE TRUTH ABOUT PITTSFIELD PUBLIC SCHOOL DEPARTMENT’s SCAMMING OF TAXPAYERS

 By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary ADD 1, TUESDAY MORNING — THE PLANET has just received word from our spies that Pittsfield Highway Department head Kevin Swail (rhymes with “fail”) gave public works chief Bruce Collingwood his two-week notice this morning. Sources say Swail has taken a position with the Lanesboro Water Department. […]

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