Archive | March, 2017
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WAS PLANET VALENTI TELEVISION’s LATEST EPISODE TOO EXPLOSIVE TO AIR? … plus … WE CONTINUE THE AUTOPSY OF JIV’s LIBELOUS LETTER

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MARCH 22, 2017) — THE PLANET‘s commercial plug yesterday for the evening’s showing of PLANET VALENTI TELEVISION should win an Emmy. It was so good that the explosive episode of which we boasted was not, for reasons unknown, broadcast. Did Someone place a call to […]

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TYER FALLS FOR IT, MAKES ‘ROOKIE MISTAKE’ BY RESPONDING TO CRITICISM … plus … PV-TV RIPS APART LIBELOUS LETTER FROM ‘JIV’ ON IMMIGRATION

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY MARCH 21, 2017) — For the second day of spring, we dance the dance of wonder. We wonder why Mayor Linda Tyer would fall for it. Why would she take the bait? THE PLANET had Two Cents read our thoughts when the latter […]

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ICE PRINCESSES WHIFF ON HOCKEY BOYCOTT; USA HOCKEY DELIVERS ULTIMATUM

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY MARCH 20, 2017) — The balderdash that has ruined professional sports has trickled down like warm yellow eating its way through a long day’s snow. Even the women’s games have felt the effect of Caesar‘s pecuniary renderings. Sharpen your blades, girls, and may you […]

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WHY IS JOHN KROL LIKE U.S. WOMEN’S HOCKEY? SOLVE THE RIDDLE IN THE WEEKEND EDITION

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, MARCH 17-19, 2017) — We begin this weekend on St. Patrick’s Day and end on St. Joseph’s Day. There’s a lesson somewhere in that, although, spirituality being what it is, we won’t attempt to decipher it. We are not yet ready […]

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AIR CHRONICLES, THE MADD WOMAN, MAKING SNOWFLAKS, ‘JIV’ JEOPARDY and MORE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, SNOWMAGEDDON + 2, MARCH 16, 2017) — While wondering if the falling of a little snow even qualifies as a “blizzard” (that’s what The Boring Broadsheet called it), THE PLANET takes time to address a few items of here and there. Out of Air […]

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THE PLANET KNOWS WEATHER! ‘SNOWMAGEDDON’ STRICTLY AN UNDER-PERFORMER

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, SNOWMAGEDDON + 1, MARCH 15, 2017) — Snow? What snow? You call that a storm? THE PLANET calls it a curiosity. We stand with Edward Estlin Cummings, who once famously asked, “Where are the snows of yesterday?” He did it in French, and his […]

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EGAHHHHH! ‘SNOWMAGEDDON’ TAKES AIM!! BUT SOMEHOW, WE WILL SURVIVE!!!

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, SNOWMAGEDDON MARCH 14, 2017) — Considering that official spring is less than a week away, there’s been way too much hair getting mussed because of a few snowflakes hitting the ground. Snowflakes are interesting. No two are or have ever been alike, although how […]

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SNOW, JIV, AND ‘COMING SOON’

BY  DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY MARCH 13, 2017) — Don’t worry about Snowmageddon slated to hit tomorrow. IT won’t happen. Mark these prophetic words. THE PLANET knows weather. That won’t  stop the Pittsfield School Department to switch to panic mode. Let’s see … Today JIV had to close […]

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DEBT-RIDDEN PITTSFIELD GETS $100 MILLION MORE IN DEBT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, MARCH 10-12, 2017) — You may have missed it, so THE PLANET will fill you in on recent news that has implications for financial Pittsfield. Here is the story, as reported by WWLP-TV news of Springfield: The Municipal Finance Oversight Board […]

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‘PROGRAMS and GRANT OPPORTUNITIES’ SIGNAL BLEAK TIMES AHEAD FOR ECONOMIC PITTSFIELD … or … TIP THE CANOE WITH TYLER, TOO

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY MARCH 9, 2017) — You’ve heard the hackneyed buzz words overused in and by Pittsfield until you don’t even hear them any longer: “renaissance” … “revitalization.” Without the presence of a strong local economy, however, no city is going to find new life. […]

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THERE’s GOLD IN THEM-THAR WEEDS … plus … THE CLAIRMONT CONNECTION

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY Last of Three Parts (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MARCH 8, 2017) — As THE PLANET has previously written in this series, the licensed pot business is lucrative. There’s money in them-thar plants. Such an opportunity draws all sorts of “gold rush” people: fore-flushers, legit investors, carpet baggers, […]

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UNTANGLING THE ‘POTTED’ WEB OF KHEM ORGANICS’ ‘GRASS’BID

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY Part Two  (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY MARCH 7, 2017) — In Part 1 of our probe into Khem Organics‘ bid to open a licensed marijuana facility at 501 Dalton Ave. in Pittsfield, we revealed the network of associations that have led to the application receiving provisional state […]

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KHEM ORGANICS POT FACILITY, AND THE RETURN OF ANDREA NUCIFORO JR.

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY MARCH 6, 2017) —When former State Sen. Andy Nuciforo Jr., still a prominent Pittsfield Democrat,  became clerk and kingpin for Kind Medical, a medical marijuana factory proposed for Easthampton in Hampshire County, the state rejected the application. Kind, being not so kind in this […]

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LIFE ON A (PETER) LARKIN: ‘PUBLIC SERVICE’ IN POLITICS IS OFTEN A PLOY FOR GREEDY SELF-SERVICE AND THE LINING OF POCKETS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, MARCH 3-5, 2017) — Recently we ended a post with a quote by H.L. Mencken, who said all government is corrupt and attempts to reform it are futile. One cannot argue with the 20th century’s greatest prose stylist. Government is corrupt […]

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GUEST COLUMN: VP PENCE SAYS AMERICA LISTENED TO TRUMP’S SPEECH HEART-TO-HEART

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY MARCH 2, 2017) — It came in like a lamb. THE PLANET doesn’t speak of March. We refer to President Donald Trump‘s first address to the nation in the formal chambers of a joint session of Congress. The reviews were largely good. Many, […]

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