Archive | December, 2018
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“AND THE WINNER IS …”

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, HAPPY NEW YEAR’S EVE, 2018) — THE PLANET is thrilled to announce the winner of this year’s coveted ORBIT AWARD. Before we announce the victor, let us thank the Selection Committee (SC) for their stalwart work, taking the time as they did from their attentions both […]

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THE PLANET’s ORBIT PROCEEDINGS GET UNDER WAY … BILLIONS AWAIT WITH BREATH-ED BAIT.

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION DEC. 28-30, 2018) — No doubt your attention has been riveted to the latest news concerning THE PLANET‘s coveted ORBIT AWARD. Many names have been put in nomination by you, our readers, and each one has gone before The Selection Committee for […]

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THE AMAZING, STRANGE, UTTERLY ENGAGING HISTORY OF … (WE STILL CAN’T SAY IT) … PICKLEBALL

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY [EDITOR’S NOTE: Be sure to tune into THE PLANET on Friday as we announce details pertaining to the winner of this year’s coveted ORBIT AWARD.] xxx00xxx00xxx00xxx00xxx (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNEDSAY DEC. 26, 2018) — Our dear friend Chuck Garivaltis and THE PLANET weren’t the only ones to be baffled, perplexed, […]

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FROM THE PLANET TO YOU: A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MERRY CHRISTMAS, 2018) — No news today and no commentary. Today, let remove ourselves from “the game” to focus on something more important. Though it’s been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas, to you. May the fullness of blessings and all good things […]

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JOYPOINT 2018: IT WAS 60 YEARS AGO, AND WE SAW A SKELETON DANCE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION DEC. 21-23, 2018) — It’s that time of year. Time to put aside our petty concerns, gripes, and ponder the gift of having made it through another 365. One of THE PLANET‘s Christmas/New Year traditions is to re-read the Declaration of Independence, […]

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HAIL, HAIL THE GANG’S ALL HERE … OR WILL BE SOON … PITTSFIELD, BRACE YOURSELF

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY DEC. 19, 2018) — Not to ruin the Christmas season for anyone, but Pittsfield and North Adams need to brace for even more gang activity, this spurred by the infamous MS-13 group. This revelation comes in the wake of a report in The Boston […]

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9 RED FLAGS: CLOSER LOOK AT WAYFAIR CONFETTI TURNS UP FAMILIAR PLAYERS & STRATEGY, MANY QUESTIONS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY DEC. 17, 2018) — Bring on the dancing girls. Sit John Kiley behind the Wurlitzer for his stirring rendition of “The Night They Invented Champagne.” Open bar, everyone, on us! Stop the presses! Call the roller of fat cigars! Crown the Emperor of […]

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BERKSHIRE BEATLESQUE’s CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR SAT. DEC. 15 @ FIRST UNITED METHODIST … plus … THE WEEKEND EDITION and OPEN LINES

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION DEC. 14-16, 2018) — The perfect Christmas and holiday activity for you, the family, festivity seekers, music lovers, and Beatlemaniacs will take place Saturday (tomorrow, if you’re reading this on Friday) Dec. 15, at the First United Methodist Church at 7 […]

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LISTEN TO THE ROCK: THE MARKET WILL ‘FLUCTUATE’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY DEC. 12, 2018) — There’s much going on about water these days in Pittsfield, as the readers of this board know. Whilst THE PLANET has been traveling, as it were, reports from our spies, gumshoes, Secret Squadron, and elite Z-Agents have been streaming in […]

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WATER, WATER EVERYWHERE: THE WIZARD TONIGHT; TOMORROW THE COUNCIL

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY DEC. 10, 2018) — Tonight before the Pittsfield city council’s public works subcommittee, water wizard Craig Gaetani of Krofta lineage presents his alternative solutions to address updates at the city’s water treatment facility off of Holmes Road. Tomorrow night, the council will take […]

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‘TAKE THE MONEY AND RUN’ SET TO PLAY ON TYLER STREET

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION DEC. 7-9, 2018) — Pittsfield, it’s time to play the latest round of “Take The Money and Run.” No, we don’t refer to the Pittsfield City Council’s meeting of the whole dealing with the $80 million … no, $76 million … […]

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WHAT’S THE DEFINITION OF INSANITY? PITTSFIELD, THE BEACON, AND CARVER’S ST. MARY’S PROJECT TELL US

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY DEC. 5, 2018) — “I was not on the council when this project was done” — Barry Clairmont, on the Beacon Cinema fiasco. We don’t blame our good friend BC for reminding one and all that he had no fingerprints on this unholy deal. THE PLANET, […]

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FAMILY-FRIENDLY FESTIVE FROLIC FANS HOLIDAY FLAMES & FUN DEC. 7

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY DEC. 3, 2018) — In keeping with the season, THE PLANET shares this press release straight from the offices of Downtown Pittsfield Inc. ———- 000 ———- Downtown Pittsfield Inc. presents the 1st Annual Festive Frolic in downtown Pittsfield on December 7th from 4 to […]

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