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TRUMP ‘s 2020 INVINCIBILITY: THE JESTONS MEET THE DEATH STAR

BY DAN VALENTI

PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY

(FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JULY 24, 2019) — Given the campaign inactivity thus far, several have been asking THE PLANET if November’s mayoral election is too early to call in favor of Tyer. Short answer: A qualified yes, which we shall expound upon in a future column. We can say, however, that 2020 is the President’s for the taking.

First time around for Donald Trump, 2016, he faced 16 other challengers for the GOP nomination. Given his lack of political experience, his stomping business flash, The Hair, and the P.T. Barnum aspect of his neon personality, few took him seriously.

Then it happened.

Trump reinvented presidential politics, perhaps forever. It was saxman Bill Clinton on The Arsenio Hall Show to a steroidal degree.

Trump didn’t have to ditch the traditional campaign playbook, because he never had one. He rode a shoestring organization compared to the bulky, bureaucratic camps of his foes. Because of that, he could move with lightning speed, never striking in the same place twice — unless he wanted to.

The Donald spoke with an oblique plainness, an oxymoronic frankness brutal if not true, truest when most outrgeous. He held back nothing. Meanwhile, his rivals played it safe, piling euphemisms into barrels and unloading them on distant America. They whispered in agate. Trump boasted in large type. They came off as hesitant commas. He barged in as an endless series of exclamation points. America had never seen its like.

For 2020, Trump has no competition. He will waltz to the convention, leave with the nomination, and barrel into the “postseason” on a roll buttered on both sides.

In 2016, he faced Hilary Clinton. The Dragon Lady, a shrewd and ruthless political operative. In 2020, Trump faces a 25-pack of wannabes. This lusterless list of acolytes boils down to (a) Uncle Joe Biden, former senator, VP, and Syracuse grad; (b) Kamala Harris, one of the neo-fascist “progressives” who campaign on race, gender, and immigration; (c) Elizabeth Warren of faux Native Americanism, and (d) the Anonymous Others.

In the end,THE PLANET predicts Trump vs. Biden. Uncle Joe will look as out-of-touch as an ashen John McCain did against the energetic bolts of Barack Obama. Trump haters know that they will have little chance in 2020 and therefore pray for Trump to self-destruct. Won’t happen. Trump THRIVES of what would destroy other national figures. No one has been able to explain this astounding quality, easily the most astonishing political development of this millennium. Trump haters (he has no critics) call it opprobrious. His legions love it.

Trump again will spend his time, talents, and resources where they would do him the most electoral (not popular) good. Won in 2016, will win in 2020.

Trump’s deadliest weapon on the campaign trail is his domination of the news cycle. He’s a 24/7 newsmaker. The media find his tweets and sound bites irresistible. The more outrageous, the more coverage, resulting in Trump being inescapable. He rents free space in the hearts of his supporters and the heads of his enemies. More importantly, his haters are forever on the retreat. Their attacks, as the Four Horses of the Squad-ocolypse demonstrate, come off as shrill and defensive. They take Trump’s bait every time, polarizing the electorate, shredding their party, and giving Trump more headlines and airtime.

Trump is Campaign King. THE PLANET thought we would never seen anyone better on the stump than Bill Clinton, but Trump bests even Bubba. The moment one of his rivals peeps, Trump sends out a tweet that acts like a Tsunami that washes away everything but itself. Trump is everywhere, all the time. In 2020, his shoestring organization has been replaced by a campaign organization straight out of The Jetsons, a Death Star without the tiny opening for Luke Skywalker’s fighter. The Trump campaign will approach $1 billion in expenditures.

The Democrats have Act Blue. Trump has created Win Red.

For better or worse, America, the Reds have it.

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“Life is like a sewer: What you get out of it depends on what you put into it”Tom Lehrer.

“OPEN THE WINDOW, AUNT MILLIE.”

LOVE TO ALL.

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97 Responses to “TRUMP ‘s 2020 INVINCIBILITY: THE JESTONS MEET THE DEATH STAR”

  1. The school committee
    July 24, 2019 at 4:21 am #

    Voters love what Trump says and voters are disgusted by what he says and his baiting is real as everything he states is to redirect to the next set of negative hateful statements.His lies about Obama not a citizens, lies about having a healthcare bill that is cheaper and better last July,His disgusting portrayal of the republicans who ran against him.His observations of grabbing p…. because of power and wealth, His denial of knowing Epstien……on and on and on and all of his baiting is truth and he does not want anyone spending time on the truth just move on to the next redirection.Today Mueller gets to spend time on the TRUTH

    • Mad Trapper
      July 24, 2019 at 10:02 pm #

      How did that Mueller thing work out for you TSC?

      Seems he really clammed up when asked about dirty democrats, why was that?

      Couldn’t/wouldn’t/shouldn’t talk about those democrats?

      What do they have to hide? On going investigations?

      All the liberals have to show for this is a two year long farce.

  2. Johnny99
    July 24, 2019 at 4:41 am #

    Not so sure Dan. If Biden gets nomination, and it’s a big if, I expect he’ll pick Harris as veep. That alone is reason enough to vote for Trump again, and now Biden has just come out against mandatory minimums and death penalty. So I would never vote for Biden but I think there’s plenty of people that pulled the lever for Trump that are disgusted with his antics and won’t do it again, regardless of his opposition. Time will tell.

    As to mayoral race,
    it really is too early to call but then again, I see it as a choice between a couple Whenner, feminist, progressives, the Lions Tax and Spend if you will, and in that case, incumbent with congenial personality and more likeability beats opponent biggly.

  3. Shakes
    July 24, 2019 at 4:50 am #

    I agree, if the Dems put neoconservative uncle Joe on the ballot we get 4 more years of Trump.

    • Mad Trapper
      July 24, 2019 at 7:05 pm #

      Foul mouth feely Joe is not a neo-conservative.

      He’s more in line with the old Democrat party; Bobby Byrd, grand Wizzard of the KKK.

      Look at Byrd’s funeral pictures. See the Clintons? Prominent democRATS?

      Yea, I’m “deplorable” and “racist”… sic

    • Mad Trapper
      July 24, 2019 at 7:33 pm #

      Neo-Joe, with 1/2 White trash 1/2 black communist Barry Sotero, and Slick Willie Clintoon at Robert Byrds funeral .

      Bob Byrd was the grand wizzard of the KKK. The H- Beast loved him.

  4. Johnny2Shoes
    July 24, 2019 at 6:06 am #

    Looks like Bernie will be the first candidate ever to have to cross a union picket line to make it to the debate stage. Bernie now wants to take his campaign from a unionized one to a “ Right to work “ campaign.

    https://hotair.com/archives/allahpundit/2019/07/23/oh-yes-bernie-sanderss-campaign-hit-federal-labor-complaint/

  5. The school committee
    July 24, 2019 at 6:51 am #

    Trump lost by 3 million votes and that will Tripple this next election.

    • Hung Wang
      July 24, 2019 at 7:07 am #

      I read constitution. It no work like you want.

    • Johnny2Shoes
      July 24, 2019 at 7:31 am #

      I’m not so sure about that. Many voters from the first election left California and NY for greener pastures so the vote tally maybe less than you think. Of course none of that matters because of the electoral system that doesn’t allow for just a few states with big populations decide alone.

    • Bill DeWahl
      July 24, 2019 at 12:06 pm #

      Hilary defiantly won the dead democrat vote and the illegal alien vote.

  6. Truthsayer
    July 24, 2019 at 7:00 am #

    Let’s remember:

    1) The Death Star was taken out by one tiny X-Wing fighter piloted by a single pilot. The second Death Star was destroyed just as easily and the Emperor tossed over a rail down a long shaft.

    2) I would say the Democrats are more Star Trek to Trump’s Imperial Death Star. It is also well known among sci-fi lovers that the single Federation starship Enterprise could easily take out any Imperial star destroyer as well as the Death Star due to superior weaponry. Let’s not forget Picard wiped out many an “impervious” Borg cube.

    In other words, the more invulnerable we believe something is, the more easily it gets blasted into oblivion.

    Resistance: 2, Imperial Death Stars: Zip

    • Mr. Fritz
      July 24, 2019 at 9:31 am #

      Froggy go back to your world of fantasy – you are wrong on this one.

      • Mr. Fritz
        July 24, 2019 at 10:43 am #

        Excuse me, this comment was directed to Fakesayer, above.

        • Kermit Frog
          July 24, 2019 at 6:28 pm #

          Hey! I like a world of fantasy and sci fi. I have no idea about the above.

    • danvalenti
      July 24, 2019 at 11:18 am #

      Ah, but the Trump Death Star doesn’t have that portal for the single pilot to hit with a photon torpedo. Death Star 1, Resistance 0.

    • Mad Trapper
      July 24, 2019 at 6:21 pm #

      The liberal/progressive/socialists are more like the Klingons, they kling-on to false hope and ideals.

      Sort of like the stuff on your butt you try to get rid of when wiping.

  7. Goodbye Krol World
    July 24, 2019 at 7:09 am #

    I don’t claim that I’ve spoken to all the voters in Pittsfield but I have not found one person who is happy with Tyer.

    • Johnny99
      July 24, 2019 at 12:47 pm #

      No body in their right mind would be happy with anyone running – it’s always a vote for who you you dislike the least.

  8. Trump 2020
    July 24, 2019 at 7:22 am #

    Mueller is feeble.I say that not as a personal attack but as a rational observation. It’s on display today during this hearing. This underscores that the person who influenced this investigation most was Andrew Weissman, his top lieutenant.

  9. Johnny2Shoes
    July 24, 2019 at 7:39 am #

    Agree with you on Muller looking feeble and Weissman because when Muller was asked a very simple question on who wrote the 9 minute report that Muller gave, he said,I’m not getting into that.

  10. Already Tyred
    July 24, 2019 at 8:04 am #

    Why is iBerkshire trying to shove Yuki Cohen down Pittsfield’s throat? They’ve done at least two profiles of her so far. When is the profile on Alex Blumin coming? He too is an immigrant. Andy McKeever, are you a reporter or a Tyer toady?

    • danvalenti
      July 24, 2019 at 11:16 am #

      Yes. Alex Blumin needs a profile. Blumin brings a healthy alternative view to the issues. He’s a hard worker and will fight doggedly for his beliefs.

      • Lenny
        July 24, 2019 at 2:33 pm #

        And Alex has common sense – he’s got my vote!

        • Kermit Frog
          July 24, 2019 at 6:16 pm #

          Why is iBerkshires considered a legitimate news source at all? Isn’t it funded by the City of Pittsfield as something of a chamber of commerce promo arm? Maybe a state sponsored source of media? It’s part of Downtown Pittsfield which is itself an epic money sucking boondoggle. I’m sure iBerkshire know all about the bags of cash that got lost in the Beacon but they don’t report on that either.

          • danvalenti
            July 24, 2019 at 8:30 pm #

            KERM
            iBerkshires was once upon a time a “legit news source,” but that time has passed. It is running into the same problems as all of Berkshire media: Not enough ad $$ coming into the till. Our newsroom sources there paint a pretty grim picture. One has pretty strong ties to the business end, so the info seems solid. File it under “T” for “Trouble in Paradise.”

  11. CC The Maze Sun
    July 24, 2019 at 8:36 am #

    “So long ago
    Was it in a dream, was it just a dream?
    I know, yes I know
    Seemed so very real, it seemed so real to me…….

    Dream, dream away
    Magic in the air, was magic in the air?
    I believe, yes I believe
    More I cannot say, what more can I say?”
    – John Lennon (#9 Dream)

    “Dream On”
    – Aerosmith

    The American Dream is alive and well.

    • danvalenti
      July 24, 2019 at 11:15 am #

      “I just closed my weary eyes. / Climbed aboard the Dreamweaver Train. / Fly me away to the dark side of the moon, / and help me to forget today’s pain.” –DREAMWEAVER (no relation to Dennis Weaver).

      • CC The Maze Sun
        July 24, 2019 at 11:47 am #

        Interesting quote there Dan. “Fly me away… to the Moon”. as opposed to “Fly Away” where YOU get to choose where you fly away to.

        “Yes there are TWO paths you can go by but in the long run, there’s still time to change the road you’re on”
        – Led Zeppelin (Stairway to Heaven)

        “We just Fly Away”
        – Aerosmith (Fly Away from Here)

        “Fly by Night Away from Here
        Change my life again
        Fly by night, goodbye my dear
        My ship isn’t coming and I just can’t pretend“
        – Rush (Fly by Night)

        • Mr. G
          July 24, 2019 at 4:44 pm #

          Fly like an eagle, to the sea. Fly like an eagle let my spirit carry me.

          • CC The Maze Sun
            July 25, 2019 at 5:11 am #

            Very Good Mr. G. Excellent!

      • Johnny99
        July 24, 2019 at 12:54 pm #

        Dan,

        A great song by Gary Wright, back when I was a hippie.

        And here’s a clue for Mr. More, who likes to make fun of my name – it also has a tie to another song by a great artist.

  12. Darnell O
    July 24, 2019 at 8:52 am #

    Get these people out of office while you have the chance Persip,White, Marchetti,Guiel,Yuki,Tyer, otherwise get a third job and seniors a lower middle income forget about it. Your water rates and school payment due will definitely send a lot packing.

  13. Johnny2Shoes
    July 24, 2019 at 8:59 am #

    The referee needs to step in an call this fight now. Muller is taking so many rights to the head he is begging for a left. He is obviously not the one who was in charge of this investigation and was just a figure head for it. Weissman was the one who needed to be in the hot seat today. Muller looks like he tookJoe Frazier ‘s left hook to the head that sent Ali to the canvas in their first fight that sealed his win.

    • danvalenti
      July 24, 2019 at 11:13 am #

      J2S
      Glad you used Smokin’ Joe Frazier in your analogy, the most devastating puncher in boxing history.

      • Mr. G
        July 24, 2019 at 4:47 pm #

        Big George might have something g to say about that. Only puncher I ever knew who broke a guys arm while he was defending himself.

        • danvalenti
          July 24, 2019 at 8:33 pm #

          Yes, Foreman had quite the thunder in his punches, but I’d still take Joe. Reminds of the term Ingmar Johannsen used to describe his right hand: “Toonder.” That was the closest the Swede could come to thunder. Floyd Patterson found out the hard way.

      • Mad Trapper
        July 24, 2019 at 6:23 pm #

        Tyson was better than smokin Joe, until Cus died.

        • danvalenti
          July 24, 2019 at 8:27 pm #

          Tyson may have given Joe a run in terms of punch power, but he was nowhere the boxer Smokin’ Joe was. Mike COULD have been, but — and we agree here — he was cooked after Cus left and the second Don King entered.

          • Johnny2Shoes
            July 25, 2019 at 5:12 am #

            The Bronx Bomber! His right hand was the end for those who tried. Rocky looked like he lost the fight when the fight was over and yet his opponents were out cold on the canvas.

          • danvalenti
            July 25, 2019 at 8:18 am #

            Joe Louis. The names we’ve been bringing up (Frazier, Foreman, Tyson, Louis) reveals the extent to which boxing has become a buckshot-scattered side show. Boxing was best when there was ONE title in each division and ONE championship match to determine the best. One of my favorite boxers, much underrated, was Nino Benvenutti. Loved his relentless style. I also admired Johannsen, Basilio, and, of course, Ali. Bottom line, I was a Frazier guy.

          • Johnny2Shoes
            July 25, 2019 at 10:35 am #

            Frazier beat Jimmy Ellis for the title and I really enjoyed Oscar Bonavena giving them all a run for their money. Boxing changed so much with the money to be made from having so many belts for each division. WBA, WBC etc.. Also they use to fight more often to defend their championships versus waiting 2-3 years like they do now.

          • danvalenti
            July 25, 2019 at 2:23 pm #

            Bonavena was a kind of rich man’s Chuck Wepner. I also enjoyed Jerry Quarry. Tough, tough kid. Then Pittsfield had Eddie Spence, who was Syracuse’s Greg Sorrentino. Billy Backus, welterweight champ, pound for pound you couldn’t find a scrappier battler. When I taught at Lemoyne, the AD was none other than Carmen Basilio. I lucked out with a locker in the gym right next to his. We had many greats chats about the Squared Circle. And as for fight announcers, give me the great Don Dunphy any day.

  14. Ben Weldon
    July 24, 2019 at 9:26 am #

    Dan predicted a Trump win in 2016 and I think he has it right in 2020. The Dems are sinking themselves; everything free.

    I don’t know anyone who plans to vote for Tyre either. If an alternative candidate wins, will our taxes go down, or stabilize?

  15. Mr. Fritz
    July 24, 2019 at 9:28 am #

    Trump will win by a landslide in 2020. What a crop of lefty looney D-rats running for president! I don’t think Biden will be the Dem nominee – my money’s on the underdog and low-key Hickenlooper who I predict will emerge from the shadows closer to the finish line, similar to Obama’s rise from out of nowhere.

    On a side note – the corrupt Puerto Rico Governor has just resigned on the eve of an FBI investigation. Trump was right all along.

  16. Kurt Sleewah
    July 24, 2019 at 10:11 am #

    I think I saw Casey Stengel at the last Silly Clowncil meeting.

    • danvalenti
      July 24, 2019 at 11:11 am #

      Yes. He was seen shaking hands with Fred Haney.

      • Dumpster Door
        July 24, 2019 at 3:47 pm #

        I believe he’s talking about Ed Carmel wearing a Yankees outfit. It was a good look though.

  17. The school committee
    July 24, 2019 at 10:13 am #

    His answers were very uneventful as he did not drop a bomb but he most importantly said he stands by the facts of the investigation about Trump trying obstruct the investigation into Russia help in the election and their influence and he backed up the facts the many associated with Trump Russia lied to cover-up the truth .Trump should be impeached as he lies about almost everything.Trump supporters would be well served to say it’s true he lies but We Dont Care

    • Johnny99
      July 24, 2019 at 12:57 pm #

      Read the report – No collusion, no obstruction. It’s all over but the cryin’. Dems made a fool of themselves today as well as Mueller.

      • Mr. G
        July 24, 2019 at 4:52 pm #

        I believe what the report says, and what Mueller reiterated today, was there there was plenty of interference from Russia which was welcomed by the Trump campaign, and that there was PLENTY of obstruction, but that a sitting president is above Indictment.

        • Mad Trapper
          July 24, 2019 at 7:15 pm #

          So how were the democRATS 2016?

          Think Bernie got a fair shake in the primaries from the DNC/Wasserman and H- Beast?

          That was democracy at it’s finest don’t you think?

          I liked the walls/fences the DNC put up to keep irate liberals from their fixed convention.

          Do you blame Trump/Russians for that also? ROFL!!!!

        • Joe Q. Blow
          July 24, 2019 at 7:44 pm #

          That is not what he told A.G. Barr! He issued a correction the next day. He did the same thing today in the first hearing during a exchange with (D)Ted Lieu.
          He had to “correct the record” in his opening statement before The House Intel Committee …story and link below

          Robert Mueller Corrects Record on Decision Not to Indict the President

          At the end of his closing statement before the House Intelligence Committee, former Special Counsel Robert Mueller issues a correction to earlier testimony before the House Judiciary Committee when he told Representative Ted Lieu that he did not indict President Trump because of a Justice Department opinion that a sitting president cannot be indicted. Mr. Mueller modifies his response to say that he did not “make a determination” on the matter because of the OLC opinion.

          Sauce…..
          https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4809700/robert-mueller-corrects-record-decision-indict-president

        • Pat
          July 24, 2019 at 8:15 pm #

          The dossier to get dirt on Trump was the Russian influence. The Mueller investigation was all about revenge for Hillary if she lost. The “insurance policy” because they knew all along that there was no “there there”.

          Obama was in charge when Russia began to get very bold about trying to interfere in our elections. If Mueller was truly interested in getting to the origins of Russian influence, he would have started by investigating the Obama administration, but all the Hillary lovers on Mueller’s team, who it turns out were really running the investigation, only wanted to try to pin this on Trump.

  18. Herb Pease
    July 24, 2019 at 12:19 pm #

    Mueller is Mr. Magoo come to life.

  19. The school committee
    July 24, 2019 at 1:06 pm #

    The investigation is REAL,the investigation ran into a brick wall of lies,Trump asked people not to tell the Truth while he obstructed the investigation into Russia….you don’t Care he lied and you never have, you believe what Trump believes.

    • Mad Trapper
      July 24, 2019 at 10:12 pm #

      Would You like some cheese with your whine?

      • JohnnyComeLately
        July 25, 2019 at 5:02 am #

        Wow! That’s a good one right there!

  20. Lenny
    July 24, 2019 at 2:35 pm #

    A definitive win today for President Trump.
    An embarrassing and total defeat for the Democrats!

    • Pat
      July 24, 2019 at 8:21 pm #

      So terrible that President Trump and our country was put through this single minded effort to “get President Trump. The real Russian collusion was from Hillary and the Obama administration which allowed it to happen.

  21. Johnny Absurd
    July 24, 2019 at 2:41 pm #

    Mueller affirms that the Russians will be at it again helping Trump win in 2020 and this time they have experience on the best way to do it. So despite Trumps many deplorable traits including putting children in cages my money is on Trump to win and the Russians gaining an even bigger foothold in the White House.

  22. Cromwell Jones
    July 24, 2019 at 4:06 pm #

    Mueller did not exonerate, and he said trump lied more often than not. So where does the President get the idea the findings were in his favor during the questioning today?

    • Pat
      July 25, 2019 at 4:08 am #

      You need to watch the entire proceedings in which it becomes clear that the Hillary lovers were running the entire investigation and
      Mueller didn’t even write the Mueller report. This was a complete witch hunt to make Trump look bad since they knew there was no “there there”. The Hillary lovers could care less about Russian interference since they knew the collusion was on their side with the lies from the dossier and allowing Russia to get out of control during the Obama administration.

      • The school committee
        July 25, 2019 at 4:38 am #

        Trumps people lied during the investigation about Russia being involved in America’s Presidential election.The most respected investigator in the world stated Russia is a huge problem and they are currently still trying to get Trump re elected.Trump is in Puttins back pocket.Puttin is in the White House people and you now are defending Russia

  23. Mad Trapper
    July 24, 2019 at 6:17 pm #

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=11&v=Eqn3iI_h1vg

    LYRICS TO “THE DAY COLLUSION DIED”

    Two long years ago
    the probe began and many 
thought
    that someday it would make them smile.
    And those who said it had no chance
    were scowled upon and seen askance
    so desperate was the hope to see a trial.

    But February made them shiver
    as it came clear he’d not deliver.
    The news that they desired
    was not to be acquired.

    I know that many people cried
    when they read the news, it hurt their pride,
    so deeply in the pipe dream mired
    the day collusion died.

    So bye, bye to the collusion lie,
    Russian Agents, Putin’s Puppet and a plot to deny.
    From each new event how the conjecture would fly.
    Can they let it go and just let it die?
    Let it go and just let it die.

    We all know that he’s corrupt
    and his list of crimes is building up
    so I’ll just list them down below.
    While emoluments could’ve kicked the goal
    collusion was their chosen roll
    investigating all of it real slow.

    Well, the Media then lost their mind
    as they blundered backward fully blind.
    Collusion became news,
    evidence not vital for clues.

    The other news stories all were then chucked
    while collusion filled every news truck
    But I knew they ran out of luck
    the day collusion died.

    But they kept singing
    Bye, bye he’s a Russian ally
    Putin Puppet, Russian agent and a treasonous spy
    and every day, more wacky theories would fly.
    Time to let it go and just let it to die.
    Let it go and just let it die.

    Now when Mueller issued his report
    the media could not contort it
    to save face though they did try.
    They lost all credibility.
    Embarrassed is what they should be,
    and the damage done they cannot deny.

    They gave victory to the president,
    validation as if heaven sent.
    The courtroom was adjourned,
    no verdict was returned.
    And now when he screams about fake news
    he’ll be correct thanks to their ruse.
    The “Witch Hunt” he’ll rightfully accuse
    the day collusion died.

    ‘cause they were singing
    Bye, bye he’s a Russian ally
    Putin Puppet, Russian agent and a treasonous spy
    And every day, more crazy theories would fly
    time to let it go and just let it to die.
    let it go and just let it die.

    I met a girl who sang the blues.
    She she asked me for some happy news.
    I offered but she just turned away.
    Those who followed actual facts
    instead of “liberal media” hacks
    would know that Mueller knew the only way.

    He farmed out criminal indictments
    to seven districts, there’s excitement,
    all of them pardon-proof,
    not like the collusion spoof.
    So carefully he did anoint
    a prosecution starting point
    the outcome couldn’t disappoint
    the day collusion died.

    Yet they’re still singing
    Bye, bye he’s a Russian ally
    Putin Puppet, Russian agent and a treasonous spy.
    The Russian hysteria was misplaced outcry.
    Time to let it go and just let it die.
    Let it go and just let it die.

    So, bye, bye to the collusion lie,
    Collusion obsession-gave the press a black eye.
    And if they persist the damage will amplify
    Time to let it go and just let it die.

  24. Johnny99
    July 24, 2019 at 7:00 pm #

    The curtain has been lifted on the wizard. Mueller has shown himself to be either a stumblebum, or a stooge for the deep state, or a man whose lost a couple rungs of his ladder. The democrats’ boosted Trumps’ 2020 chances biggly today.

  25. Ham Anex
    July 24, 2019 at 7:16 pm #

    The person who learned the most about the Mueller report today was Bob Mueller.

    • Johnny2Shoes
      July 25, 2019 at 11:09 am #

      Trey had me laughing pretty hard with that zinger. That one was one of the best out of many on the subject.

  26. Joe Q Blow
    July 24, 2019 at 7:32 pm #

    BREAKING NEWS………

    Salt futures have reached records lows today after Special Counsel Robert Mueller made a fool of himself and the D’s. Liberal tears haven’t been in this supply since President Trump won the election.

  27. ProxyDate
    July 24, 2019 at 9:09 pm #

    Clinton’s put a jail house hit on Epstein

    https://nypost.com/2019/07/24/jeffrey-epstein-found-nearly-unconscious-with-injuries-to-his-neck-in-nyc-jail-cell/

    • Mad Trapper
      July 24, 2019 at 10:24 pm #

      Another “Arkancide”?

      Jeffery has lots of dirt on the Clinton Crime Cartel

      • Johnny Absurd
        July 24, 2019 at 11:32 pm #

        Trump says Jeff Epstein is a “terrific guy”. They both have had teenage girl beauty pageants and own adjoining properties in Florida. Epstein has been charged with human trafficking and Trump is caging children and nobody knows how many or where they all are.

        UH oh

        • Pat
          July 25, 2019 at 4:13 am #

          President Trump kicked Epstein out of his properties. He wasn’t cozying up with Epstein like Bill Clinton and so many other corrupt Dems.

          The cage pictures were from the Obama years.

          • Johnny Absurd
            July 25, 2019 at 4:45 am #

            Trump said Epstein was a terrific guy. And he is always kicking someone to the curb after he loves them for a period of time.

            You can visit one of the cages yourself today if you want to Pat. But something tells me kids in cages is not something that upsets you too much.

          • Brody Hooper
            July 25, 2019 at 4:58 am #

            Pat just ignore “absurd” here. He has been proven to be a disgraced local former lawyer

          • Pat
            July 25, 2019 at 5:02 am #

            Actions speak louder than words. The Dems hung out with Epstein. Trump only said one nice thing about him. The Lolita Express had lots of Dems on it.

  28. The school committee
    July 25, 2019 at 4:41 am #

    Pat you are now a supporter of Puttin.Puttin has compromised Trump.Now what?

  29. Ron Kitterman
    July 25, 2019 at 4:58 am #

    Looks like the dog ate Bob’s homework – should of stayed with making Pasta

  30. The school committee
    July 25, 2019 at 6:30 am #

    Trump lied about Russia and now you know.It appears 40% of Trumps are for a Aligarchy form of Russian government.

  31. The school committee
    July 25, 2019 at 7:20 am #

    If Trump won’t do anything about Russia who can?If Trump won’t defend the Russian attack is that not impeachable?

    • Johnny Absurd
      July 25, 2019 at 7:29 am #

      Trump needs Russia. He would not have gotten elected the first time without them and his people know that. And he needs them even more this time since he has pissed off so many people. Woman, gays, and people of color. He will have the fake Christians though and that is a huge block. But the Russians will come in with their social media propaganda in the last couple of weeks to give him about 20% of his total.

      And he is not going to upset them in any way by trying to protect our democratic election system. He has told Mitch McConnel to block any effort for a bill to protect our system.

      • Acute Angina
        July 25, 2019 at 10:13 am #

        The delusional duo at it again

      • Johnny Absurd
        July 25, 2019 at 11:22 am #

        You are a good soldier Brody. Keep marching straight ahead and don’t listen to any opinions except from right wing media. That might confuse you. Stick with hypnotist Hannity or your brain may explode.

        • Brody Hooper
          July 26, 2019 at 4:55 am #

          Matt still wondering how you got busted at disqus?

  32. ProxyDate
    July 25, 2019 at 10:31 am #

    Clinton supporter and former police officer tried to kill Epstein in jail
    Since Epstein was in a special confinement section, corrections officers had to allow tartaglione access to Epstein.

    Tartaglione’s sister and mother both work or worked for Bill Clinton in Harlem and Hillary Clinton’s campaign, respectively.

  33. Edward R. Murrow
    July 25, 2019 at 10:31 am #

    It dawned on me the other day that Nancy doesn’t want to impeach Trump because she’s getting everything she and Dems want in terms of spending.

    Check the rising fed budget/deficit, or follow the money.

    Donald no conservative, as I’ve said before.

    You can also trace the demonization of conservatives to their attempts to cut budget items. BUt play along with the spending, and the Left will go easy (ier) on you.

    Dems have a huge problem because if Turmp is so bad, bad, bad, and committed crimes, crimes, crimes, why the hell won’t they impeach him?

    Oh, I guess Trump can’t be that bad then.

    • Johnny Absurd
      July 25, 2019 at 12:41 pm #

      Kind of disingenuous to give huge tax breaks to the top 1% and then cut social programs for the less fortunate. If the rich get a big bowl of gravy then the lower income folk should get at least a thimble full.

      • X-Lachs Lounge
        July 25, 2019 at 12:47 pm #

        Which programs are being cut?

    • danvalenti
      July 25, 2019 at 2:25 pm #

      ERM
      Yes. No difference between Repubs and Dems. Both spend spend spend, then spend more more more. The vote for the White House truly doesn’t matter. We have three branches of government, each trying to assert themselves as dominant. They all wash into each other so that power becomes ill defined and up for grabs — to the highest bidder.

  34. ProxyDate
    July 25, 2019 at 10:36 am #

    Just a reminder tartaglione worked directly for the clintons doing private security and party security in NY.

    https://nypost.com/2019/07/25/jailed-ex-cop-questioned-about-jeffrey-epsteins-injuries/

    • Johnny2Shoes
      July 25, 2019 at 11:05 am #

      Looks like Bill was closer than he reported. I was reading an article that linked to this story. The Clinton machine sent a warning to Epstein.

      https://www.thedailybeast.com/jeffrey-epstein-visited-clinton-white-house-multiple-times-in-early-90s?via=twitter_page

      • Hung Wang
        July 25, 2019 at 2:21 pm #

        Epstein and Clinton make much nik nik with young girl.

        • ProxyDate
          July 25, 2019 at 8:32 pm #

          “Jeffrey is both a highly successful financier and a committed philanthropist with a keen sense of global markets and an in-depth knowledge of twenty-first-century science, I especially appreciated his insights and generosity during the recent trip to Africa to work on democratization, empowering the poor, citizen service, and combating HIV/AIDS.”

          Bill Clinton

          • danvalenti
            July 25, 2019 at 8:44 pm #

            Bubba appears to be involved with “Jeffrey” up to his bulb nose. I doubt anything will come of it, though. Bill is untouchable.

  35. Knew Bananas
    July 26, 2019 at 3:56 am #

    This is by far the most informative writer in western ma great job Mr. V !