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MAYOR TRASHCAN, KUFFLINKS KEEP POURING STINKING GARBAGE ON CITIZENS’ HEADS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY NOV. 29, 2017) — ThHE PLANTET warned you, ah, but as spledor flashes and flails, it made no difference. The city stands hellbent to install a toter garbage system that’s going to cost taxpayers a fortune, worsen blight, and prove impractical. So naturally, Mayor Trashcan and Kufflinks, her […]

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THE PLANET WONDERS: WHAT THE HECK’S GOING ON HERE?

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, NOV. 27, 2017) — Happy Birthday, Peter. We love you. With that out of the way, THE PLANET  wonders, “What in the name of a hair-lipped mule skinner is going on with the following items?” All theories welcome, especially those that hold the facts. What […]

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NOV. 22, 1963 AND THE DEATH OF AMERICA

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY NOV. 22, 1963) — No, a hyper dimensional time warp has not grabbed THE PLANET. We know it’s not 1963, the same as you know why we list that fateful year in today’s dateline. Cultural/social tipping points occur in every generation, those “you never […]

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FOR SAD SACK PETER MARCHETTI, ‘IT’S NOT UNUSUAL.”

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY NOV. 20, 2017) — As you might know from the fawning magnification of a feature story published in The Boring Broadsheet Saturday, the Pittsfield Fourth of July Parade Committee, otherwise known as the Committe to Re-Elect Peter Marchetti (CREEPM), conducted a fundraiser over the […]

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POWER HAS GONE TO OUR HEAD … PLANET GETS BENEATH WALMART INTRIGUE AS ONLY WE CAN … BM MOUTHPIECE LET’S GO A LAUGHER

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION NOV. 17-19, 2017) — Not to knock your socks off, but THE PLANET finished third in the Ward 1 race behind Helen Moon and Mike Cirullo. Our total of two votes topped by infinity the number of tallies scored by the fourth-place […]

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KUFFLINKS, TRASHCAN SET TO HOSE TAXPAYERS ON GARBAGE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY NOV. 15, 2017) — Garbage collection promises to get a lot more interesting when, not if, the new proposed “tote” system goes into effect. Please though. Before you read any further, don’t let anyone know that you know that this is another of […]

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