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THE ATTENUATION OF BREVITY or A BRIEF HISTORY OF ALTERNATE REALITIES DURING THE RISE AND PHALL OF CIVILIZATION

BY DAN VALENTI

PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY

(FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE MONDAY MAY 7, 2018) — Today, THE PLANET attenuates, annotates, and otherwise attends to brevity’s infinitesimal side, a stock that’s best sold short. Hence:

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All dichotomies are false.

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Think on it.

That’s it.

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“You don’t know what you’ve got til its gone” — Joni Mitchell

“OPEN THE WINDOW, AUNT MILLIE.”

LOVE TO ALL.

The Usual Disclaimer.

169 Responses to “THE ATTENUATION OF BREVITY or A BRIEF HISTORY OF ALTERNATE REALITIES DURING THE RISE AND PHALL OF CIVILIZATION”

  1. Mr. Fritz
    May 8, 2018 at 10:27 am #

    Ronan Farrow apparently outed Schneiderman. Trump called Schneiderman a crook 4 years ago. Good riddance to the NY AG! How long has Cuomo known about his AG’s behavior?

  2. Allendale Toxic Dump
    May 8, 2018 at 10:34 am #

    When Rivers,Kroll,Moon,Caccamo, White speak about childens safety I dont want them to forget Allendale and Crosby.
    Tyer,Yon ,Elias,Taylor are surprised that Behnke,McCandless, Curtis work for so cheap.Taylor is amazed.

  3. dusty
    May 8, 2018 at 11:56 am #

    and the next news you are going to hear on fox is that Iran has chemical weapons of mass destruction. The drumbeat for war is on your doorstep people. And that is what overturning this treaty was all about in the first place. trump and his lunatic friends want a war….a big big war with lots of noise and fury. But first, we will have a parade honoring all who will die in the next three years in the mid-east.

    • Steven Dean
      May 8, 2018 at 12:26 pm #

      blah blah blah you are fake news. 3 weeks ago you claimed we would be at war

  4. H
    May 8, 2018 at 12:30 pm #

    Remember what ScumP said during the debates, we have to show our Military strength, we currently are well armed with weaponry, why don’t we use it. This was before he said we need to invest in our Military.

    On the Storm front. Was thinking, what rich wackos wouldn’tpay millions to have at it with Ms.Daniels? She did do the
    PRez after all.

    Heard the Walmart deal is officially DeAD.

    • Steven Dean
      May 8, 2018 at 12:43 pm #

      stop insulting your president with lies

  5. H
    May 8, 2018 at 12:32 pm #

    Actually want the Dow to be a little down. Tommorrow will tell the tale on Trump and republicans future. I’m saying it will be waaaaay down Tommorrow, thanx Shaq!

    • Steven Dean
      May 8, 2018 at 12:55 pm #

      right, and if not then definitely the next day, and if not then really definitely the next day

      • Edward R. Murrow
        May 8, 2018 at 4:38 pm #

        Yes, and it certainly has been true of the next day for the last almost two years now . . .

        • Steven Dean
          May 8, 2018 at 4:40 pm #

          Actually no it has not. Try harder

  6. mi
    May 8, 2018 at 12:35 pm #

    Mr. Trump, what will happen is,Israel won’t wait for you to start a fight. They’ll already be it.

    Not good what Trump is doing at all.

    • Steven Dean
      May 8, 2018 at 12:44 pm #

      He made the correct decision. Only anit semites disagree

    • dusty
      May 8, 2018 at 12:55 pm #

      Israel will wait. They want us to do the dirty work….as does Saudi Arabia. they are both using Trump who is just being their useful idiot.

      I hope Steven Dean is draft age because it is time he sees the world. There are lessons he needs to learn about what happens when presidents (and others) shoot their mouths off.

      • Steven Dean
        May 8, 2018 at 1:00 pm #

        Your comments appear to be anti-semetic in fashion

  7. Madame Du Barry
    May 8, 2018 at 12:39 pm #

    Washington mountain truck traffic is asked by the town of Dalton to be Eliminate,. It’s time for a bypass, very simple,pave it right along the railroad tracks out of towns.

    • dusty
      May 8, 2018 at 12:57 pm #

      Speaking of paving things….Pittsfield is going to have a beautifully paved airport fit for a king….but when you get out of your plane and into your limo you might as well be riding on the moon.

      Cloverdale street has at least 8 holes big enough to snap the axle on a beer truck.

      • Roberto Del Halitoso
        May 8, 2018 at 1:20 pm #

        What will Gerry Doyle do in that case?

        • Two Cents
          May 8, 2018 at 1:48 pm #

          Fix the roads himself if he had too!

  8. H
    May 8, 2018 at 12:58 pm #

    Dow is officially DowN……. Again

    • Steven Dean
      May 8, 2018 at 1:00 pm #

      OMG OMG. a whole, now get this 7.83 points.

      THE SKY IS FALLING

  9. H
    May 8, 2018 at 1:04 pm #

    Dumass it ended up.got ya. wait till Tommorrow.I stake my rep it will be down !

  10. H
    May 8, 2018 at 1:05 pm #

    Oh, wait a minute,it was down, right where we want it for Tommorrow. I win all around.

    • Steven Dean
      May 8, 2018 at 1:13 pm #

      oh no you dont.

      Once again you are fake news.

      final DOW UP 2.89 points

      I win again

  11. mi
    May 8, 2018 at 1:09 pm #

    What was the name of that penny stock out of ma somewhere that went down the drain years ago. Some kind of solar energy gizmo? some Amanda chick was touting? Is it still on the market?

  12. dusty
    May 8, 2018 at 1:27 pm #

    Haliburton stock soaring!!!! War machines stock up. War ordinance stock up.

    Will Trumps followers now be running to the recruiters offices to join in his folly? Not likely.

    • Steven Dean
      May 8, 2018 at 1:28 pm #

      Why should we we already have the best military ever. That wouldnt be fair right lib

  13. CosbiesLadies
    May 8, 2018 at 1:33 pm #

    The unofficial Mayor and City Councilor Gaetani will be making some, strides tonight at the cheesy City Council rap it up session until he has his day in Court. The most knowledgeable man on water and a lot of other things is in the trenches for the stupidos of the City who drink out of a jar.

    Get rid of Turdocy and the Consultants if you don’t want to pay a fortune for a bad dream.

  14. Halo
    May 8, 2018 at 1:57 pm #

    for mi. Flywheel…. Mandee Vivcitti invented it. Graduated fron T went to Penn…a real hot ……remember her very well. Nice girl.

  15. Allendale Toxic Dump
    May 8, 2018 at 2:05 pm #

    People of America do not have money to spend,treading water in the market and Trump has destablized the middle east as we get anotber step towards war.

    • Steven Dean
      May 8, 2018 at 3:43 pm #

      Untrye. Your statement is false and fake news

  16. The school committee
    May 8, 2018 at 2:46 pm #

    Trump needs a war.

    • Steven Dean
      May 8, 2018 at 3:42 pm #

      You need a brain. You are fake news

  17. mi
    May 8, 2018 at 3:11 pm #

    Corporations are the only thing ScumP cares about. That is his bottom line. if he creates jobs and Americans are happy with the crumbs, that’s a bonus. But he doesn’t give two shits.

    • Steven Dean
      May 8, 2018 at 3:42 pm #

      Incorrect. Your post is fake news

  18. h
    May 8, 2018 at 3:45 pm #

    Drivers smoking under influence of Pot in Colorado on the rise…N B C News.vWhat is the threshold for driving while smoking it. Is their a blood test?

    • Edward R. Murrow
      May 8, 2018 at 4:44 pm #

      Most people seemed to be stoned in Denver when I spent a month there a few years ago.

      Young woman gets on the bus holding a pack of Marlboros and a large bottle of mouthwash, aquamarine flavor. She stands stupified in front of the driver.

      Man sez, “$1.50.”

      “Waaaa?”

      “$1.50”

      “Ah, I—dooon’t have it.”

      “Sorry, you need to get off.”

      And this was only at about 7 pm on a nice summer evening.

      Then there were the two tottering Mexican guys who needed a buck for the bus about 8:30 or so on a Sunday morning. Gave it to them.

  19. The school committee
    May 8, 2018 at 5:04 pm #

    401k in a stall,not growing.What did the tax cut do.

    • Steven Dean
      May 8, 2018 at 5:21 pm #

      It’s growing. Quite a bit since trump took office

    • u
      May 8, 2018 at 5:44 pm #

      It ain’t gonna grow that’s why we have ssi ssdi diss ssoi oei et al.It costs 65 grand to keep a criminal incarcerated one year.

  20. mi
    May 8, 2018 at 5:57 pm #

    Is that tru green that they spray on lawns safe? It smells like it isn’t (safe)

    • SisterGoldenHair
      May 8, 2018 at 6:51 pm #

      It is bad for kids, dogs, birds, rabbits, squirrels, etc. And they’ll hound you forever if they get your number. Kind of like PCB for your lawn.

    • Fugimoto Hockalugi
      May 8, 2018 at 8:01 pm #

      I’m pretty sure it contains radioactive PCB’s.

  21. SisterGoldenHair
    May 8, 2018 at 6:55 pm #

    May is half over next week and half the roads in this city are a disgrace. Worst roads in New England. I would not be proud of the state of this city if I were mayor.

  22. M,adame Du Barry
    May 8, 2018 at 7:09 pm #

    One day I seen a tru green guy talking to himself.

  23. Madame Du Barry
    May 8, 2018 at 7:12 pm #

    One day I saw a tru green guy talking to himself.

  24. H
    May 10, 2018 at 3:35 am #

    Good call on the Israel comment by mi previous thread.Israel will already be in the fight Mr. Trump.

  25. Halo
    May 10, 2018 at 3:38 am #

    Trump plants the seed and countries like Israel retaliate, so goes peace in the M E. Way to go Trump.

    • Steven Dean
      May 10, 2018 at 6:38 am #

      Death to Iran. Israel only responds! If someone lobbed shells into your backyard would you do nothing?

  26. Polysemy Budge
    May 17, 2018 at 7:08 am #

    Valenti is the greatest. lot of double talked with ColorSync at city budget hearing.