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GOOD BYE TO 2025 … HAPPY NEW YEAR, all and EVERYONE, FROM THE PLANET & THE SECRET SQUADRON

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, NEW YEAR’S EVE EDITION, 2025) — THE PLANET shall keep this one nice and tidy. It’s the end of the year in three days, this coming Thursday, and we close out our scribbling until 2026. The next edition of THE PLANET shall be on […]

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KWANZAA! KA-CHINGA! A GUEST COLUMN

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE THE WEEKEND EDITION, DEC. 26, 2025) — Today THE PLANET presents a guest column by freelance writer Dod Grile, a San Franciscan known for his acerbic but honest observations about the human species and his passions for the San Francisco Giants. He knew Willie […]

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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 2025) — On Christmas Eve, allow THE PLANET to extend, and be ye gracious to accept, our sincere and heartfelt best wishes for this holiday season. Christmas marks the traditional celebration of the birth of Jesus to Mary and Joseph […]

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WHAT IS “is”: A CONTEMPLATION OF LOGIC … or … WHERE HAS ARGUMENT GONE?

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE MONDAY DEC. 22, 2025) — Recently, THE PLANET  witnessed a political argument—actually, an idle discussion— with loon left and rabid right talking AT and not TO each other over         (fill in the blank)____ . The issue and the details matter […]

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WAR: WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, AND THOSE WHO HAVE EXPERIENCED IT KNOW

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE THE WEEKEND EDITION DEC. 19-21, 2025) — One of the pleasures of writing a book for THE PLANET is the sales, marketing, and promotional phase. Many authors hate it, but, having been on the other side of the media for so long and in […]

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AND SO IT MUST BE WRITTEN … AND SO IT MUST BE SAID

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE WEDNESDAY DEC. 17, 2025) — The murder of Rob Reiner and his wife by their own son speaks of our drug-addled, spiritually bankrupt times. It illustrates how souls, number by the insane pace and pressures of what now passes for daily life, can fall […]

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THERE’S ONLY ONE ISSUE in the CITY FOR NEW COUNCIL, SCHOOL COMMITTEE … plus … FIDDLERS, DANCERS, AND THE AUDITS THREE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE MONDAY DEC. 15, 2025) — Message to the incoming new council and school committee: There is only one issue in Bitchfield, from which all other problems stem. Can you guess what it is? You can name it in one word. Finances. It goes by […]

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AS THE PLANET WAS SAYING …

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION DEC. 12-4, 2025) — As THE PLANET was saying … Gunboat Un-Diplomacy: Under President Trump’s direct orders, U.S. military forces have blasted 22 drug-laden boats out of the Venezuelan waters. Some 86 narco-terrorists have died. The action, made necessary by Joe […]

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LUMPY, VOLTRON, & LOST OPPORTUNITY: A PAIR THAT BEATS AN EMPTY (LET ALONE FULL) HOUSE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE DECEMBER 10, 2025) — No one can say THE PLANET hasn’t tried or didn’t offer. On Monday’s column, we offered a hand-up to the Sad Sack mayor of Bitchfield. Nothing. You know what we like to say: When the phone doesn’t ring, we know […]

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MARCHETTI FACES A CRUCIBLE OF IDENTITY … & MAYBE A FINAL CHANCE AT RECLAMATION

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE MONDAY, FEAST OF THE IMMACULATE CONCEPTION, 2025) —   A few days ago, Mayor Lumpy lit Bitchfield’s Christmas tree. THE PLANET had our spies there. When it came time to flip the switch to light the midget evergreen, Peter Marchetti first had to stick […]

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ON EMBARGOS AND BACKGROUND CHECKS: EITHER WAY, STATE OR CITY, THE KAPANSKIS GET SCREWED

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE THE WEEKEND EDITION DEC. 5-7, 2025) — A couple items to share as we head to the weekend. Embargo This: We’ve seen a lot of things in our writing career, but we’ve never seen a politician hold a press conference then tell (not ask) […]

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SNOW, YOU SAY? ‘TIS SNOW PROBLEM!

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE WEDNESDAY DEC. 3, 2025) — THE PLANET hesitates to call the snow we received yesterday a “storm.” A couple degrees more and it would have been rain. As it stands, however, seeing that so many in New England have become weather wimps, panic predictably […]

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HOW DO YOU SPELL “NEGLECT?” ASK MAYOR LUMPY AND GOV. HEALEY … LUMPY ALLOWS ENDANGERMENT OF CITY WATER SUPPLY!

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE MONDAY DEC. 1, 2026) — Today’s column involves the theme of “neglect.” In the first instance, THE PLANET presents a prime example from the hapless administration of Bitchfield’s Mayor Lumpy. In the second case, we have neglect on the part of the Beacon Hill/Golden […]

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AIRPORT: SENATE REPORT DETAILS HOW BIDEN-HARRIS SCREWED ORDINARY AMERICANS IN FAVOR OF ILLEGALS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (ED. NOTE: The reporting for this story was done primarily by the Boston Herald) (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE FRIDAY NOV. 28, 2025) — And now for another episode of “We Knew It Was Bad, But We Didn’t Know It Was THAT Bad,” a recurring soap opera of the […]

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL … plus … TOP OF ‘THE MOUNTAIN’ PROVES DANGEROUS … MOUNTAINONE ACCUSES EX-EMPLOYEES OF ‘THEFT’ TO SET UP RIVAL FIRM

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE WEDNESDAY NOV. 26, 2025) — First off, Happy Thanksgiving from THE PLANET to all of our readers and commentators. You might have missed it, but here’s the holiday notice posted by Mountain One bank (italics are THE PLANET’s): Please note the following change in […]

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A BIRTHDAY, A BOOK SIGNING, AND A REUNION FOR THE AGES

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE MONDAy NOV. 24, 2025) — On Saturday, THE PLANET enjoyed another local event in the ongoing sales and promotional slate for our most recent book, this on director Stanley Kubrick’s seminal film on the Vietnam War, Full Metal Jacket. The physical stops have been […]

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