BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION NOV. 1-3, 2024) — On Tuesday, as if you didn’t know, THE PLANET joins with the rest of the world to see the outcome of the strangest, most vitriolic presidential election in America’s history. Former President Donald Trump v. Vice President […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY OCT. 30, 2024) — On Friday in The Weekend Edition, THE PLANET shall post our final column prior to the Nov. 5 election. For today, we turn our whetted attentions to local government–the good, the bad, the ugly, and the meh of Bitchfield. […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY OCT. 28, 2024) — Today, THE PLANET presents an insightful guest column by John Brenner, who dissects one of Donald Trump’s ideas you may not have heard about. The Mainstream Media, including the alleged local daily newspaper in Berkshire County (the name escapes […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY OCT. 23, 2024) — A couple days ago, Donald Trump put Kamala Harris in the Fry-O-lator. THE PLANET kids you not. The president reported for a shift at a McDonald’s Restaurant in Feasterville-Trevose in the Keystone state of Pennsylvania, a state that may […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY OCT. 21, 2024) — Tough questions. Can you handle them or not? That’s the essential question for anyone seeking public office, from ward councilor to President of the United States. As a moderator for countless interviews and debates, THE PLANET thought of candidates […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY OCT. 16, 2024) — Democrats are desperate. That much is clear given recent developments. The manufactured Harris Ascendancy of late July has turned into an October mirage. Meanwhile, they must witness and helplessly watch a re-energized Donald Trump. Knowing how Dems realize they’re […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION OCT. 11-13, 2024) — THE PLANET bids you Happy Columbus Day! Think the Nov. 5 election is crucial? Don’t look now, but two months after the election and nearly three weeks before the new president takes the oath, the temporary debt-ceiling […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY OCT. 9, 2024) — Don’t tell anybody, but … Ski-Daddle–THE PLANET hears that this winter, the city of Bitchfield plans to open skis resorts at several spots along Nothing on North. This brilliant plan will make use of the mountains of snow that […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION OCT. 4-6, 2024) — Relative to the presidential cycle, Tuesday’s Vice Presidential debate presented America with a model of decorum, how to handle the contentious affair with urbanity and without hostility. The affair delineated the stark differences between Republican J. D. […]
BY DANVALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY OCT 2, 2024) — “There’s no dark like a winter night in the country.” So speaks Jack (Sean Bridgers) in Conor McPherson’s The Weir, running through Oct. 27 at the Berkshire Theatre Festival’s Unicorn Theater in Stockbridge. Jack’s right–unless it’s the dark night in […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY SEPT. 30, 2024) — Doing a little dusting and finding a sport for those odds and ends that belong in the “It” drawer [ED. NOTE: The spelling of the headline’s second word is intentional, not a typo … it will go over the […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY SEPT. 25, 2024) — THE PLANET sampled various polls. Some find Donald Trump ahead, others Kamala Harris. Fox News poll has Harris up by 2 points. Polls, however, are what you want them to be. Too often, they represent campaign-commissioned work whose purpose […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY SEPT. 23, 2024) — There’s only one story between now and Nov. 5, and that’s the U.S. presidential election. The artificially engineered Kamala Bump has fizzled, and only diehard Loon Liberals would consider voting or her. The mainstream mass media, of course, would […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY SEPT. 18, 2024) — Let THE PLANET tally it up. Number of times Donald Trump has been dragged into court on fake charges by DEI hacks posing as lawyers and judges?–We lost count. Number of times Kamala Harris has sat down for a […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY “It is the duty of every man, as far as his ability extends, to expose delusion and error” — Thomas Paine (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION SEPT. 13-15, 2024) — THE PLANET is like you and most people. We want to be left alone, live in […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 2, SEPT. 12 A.M. — Some debate leftovers. Best line of the night goes to Trump: “I probably took a bullet to the head because of the things they’ve said about me.” Funniest line, again Trump, speaking of Joe Biden: “He doesn’t even know he’s alive!” […]
