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FINALLY, A GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL SPEAKS THE TRUTH!! C’MON DOWN, JUSTINE DODDS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MARCH 15-7, 2024) — It always amuses when we find someone willing to speak out, insisting on anonymity, which we typically grant. It follows, usually the next day, that THE PLANET gets accused of inventing an imaginary source. The accusations, never made […]

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INVOICELESS … or … ‘IT FELL THROUGH THE CRACKS’ … ‘[MAYOR] THREW A LOT OF GOOD PEOPLE UNDER THE BUS’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MARCH 13, 2024) — The Maypo Administration would love the Kapanskis to forget to recent fiasco over the nearly-$50,000 “missing invoice” the mayor dismissed by saying “it fell through the cracks.” The money involved one day of tree service from a March 14, 2023 […]

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LEFT AND RIGHT: NATION, STATE, and CITY DREADFULLY OUT OF BALANCE … FORTUNATELY, THERE’S THE PLANET

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY MARCH 11, 2024) — Balance has always been the right approach in life. Without water, you’ll die of thirst. Drink too much, though, and you will die of consumption. If there’s 10 on the left, be sure you have 10 on the right and […]

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BIDEN’S SOTU ADDRESS WAS IN ACTUALITY AN EMBARRASSING STUMP SPEECH

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MARCH 8-10, 2024) — THE PLANET begins with a brief reaction to Thursday night’s State of the Union Address. “Come on, man!” This wasn’t a SOTU update. Biden gave a stump speech. How embarrassing. He attacked his predecessor, something no president […]

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DEMISE OF BITCHFIELD UNDER MAYPO A MICROCOSM OF WHAT’S HAPPENING IN AMERICA UNDER BIDEN

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MARCH 7, 2024) — If nuclear war breaks out, it won’t be initiated by China, Russia, or the United States. It will be by Iran or North Korea. THE PLANET‘s money is on Iran for the simple reason that the country has religion. […]

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CHINA OVERTAKES U.S. AS WORLD’S MOST INFLUENTIAL DIPLOMATIC POWER … or … THANKS, Joe Biden

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY MARCH 4, 2024) — During Donald Trump’s term as president, the United States had resumed its place as the globe’s No. 1 Alpha Male, a standing lost under 16 years first of George W. Bush then Barack Obama. By all measures — border […]

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MAYOR MAYPO BRINGS INCOMPETENCE TO AN ART FORM, INSTALLS NEW MOTTO FOR BITCHFIELD: ‘ELAPSUS EST PER RIMAS,’ or “IT SLIPPED THROuGH THE CRACKS.”

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MARCH 1-3, 2024) — It didn’t take long for the illustrious sad-sack mayor Marky Maypo to become embroiled in the hot sauce, did it? Are we talking scandal and coverup, or stunning incompetence? There’s no third possibility. At Tuesday’s council meeting, […]

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A”AGENDA ITEM 12″: A NEW ‘FARGEDY’ IN TWO ACTS BY SIR DONALD TURPENTINE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENT (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY FEB. 28, 2024) — From high atop the Aragon Ballroom, in beautiful downtown Bitchfield, THE PLANET presents a new play by Sir Donald Turpentine, Knight of the Bath. It is both farce and tragedy. Actually, THE PLANET coins a new term for this […]

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AGENDA ITEM 12 IS HUGE!! … ARMED ROBBERY AT THE BEACON … QUIK HITZ & HOT LIX: NO REPLY … WHASSUP WITH THE SALT? … SCREWED BY BIDEN, AGAIN … TESTS RETURN TO YALE … ILLEGALS’ FREE RIDE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1, 2/26, p.m. — Charles Kronick, better known as the gallant SIR CHAZ, posted this from his white steed in the comments section: City Council Agenda Item 12: requesting $48,900 ($50,000!) payment on bills for services rendered 3/2023. !2 months late, they want $50K and as […]

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HOW CAN WE ‘SAVE DEMOCRACY’ WHEN THERE’S NO DEMOCRACY TO BEGIN WITH?

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION FEB. 23-5, 2024) — We hear much about politicians talk about how they’re going to “save democracy.” It’s an interesting supposition premised on an unstated assumption that (a) we already have a democracy and (b) it’s in peril. Of course, if […]

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BLACK REPARATION? BOSTON IS MULLING; CAN BITCHFIELD BE FAR BEHIND? … plus … GUEST COLUMN DETAILS BLM SCAM

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY FEB. 21, 2024) — In Tuesday’s Boston Herald, THE PLANET read a chilling story about the latest racial scam to gain traction, reparations. Something called the New Democracy Coalition, a scary name if ever there was one, and the Boston People’s Black Reparation […]

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GUEST COLUMN: FANNI WILLIS TESTIMONY SHOWS HER TO BE AN INARTICULATE, STUPID RECIPIENT OF DIE BOOST

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY FEB. 19, 2024) — With exactly one month to spring, THE PLANET finds it a convenient time to bring yet another fresh viewpoint forward, one in contrast with the propaganda of the DEI Left. Don’t know if you’ve noticed, but ever since Fani […]

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THE WEEKEND EDITION: THREE LETTERS … plus … SCARY INFO ON THE FEDERAL BUDGET

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION FEB. 16-8, 2024) — To get things going, allow THE PLANET to share a trio of letters that came over the transom, published here for the first time. The some interesting and scary information about America’s latest federal budget. ‘An Absolute […]

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VALENTINE’S DAY IS FOR LOVERS; FOR EVERYONE ELSE, THERE IS AN ENFEEBLED PRESIDENT AND THE ARPA GRIFT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY Valentine’s Day, 2024) — Happy Valentine’s Day, all you lovers. Remember, you can’t spell “Valentine” without “Valenti.” As the stark reality of an enfeebled president sinks in, it’s hard to see Joe Biden lasting long enough to remain on the ticket. This problem […]

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CARLSON-PUTIN INTERVIEW SHINES LIGHT ON NATURE OF U.S. SUPPORT OF ZELENSKY REGIME

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY FEB. 12, 2024) — Indie news host Tucker Carlson pulled off what no other media type in America has been able to do, securing a two-hour+ interview with Russian president Vladimir Putin. Of course, this put Carlson in a no-win position with Democrats […]

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DOWNTOWN DIDDLERS DO IT AGAIN: YET ANOTHER ‘RENOVATION’ THAT THE KAPANSKIS DON’T WANT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION FEB. 9-11, 2024) — First, before we bring on Petula Clark, THE PLANET‘s Super Bowl prediction: Chiefs 27, 49ers 24. Mahomes gets a tad closer to Bradyland. Chiefs win. Dynasty of the 2020s. Now, THE PLANET  presents the smash No. 1 […]

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