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QUIK HITZ & HOT LIX: NO REPLY … WHASSUP WITH THE SALT? … SCREWED BY BIDEN, AGAIN … TESTS RETURN TO YALE … ILLEGALS’ FREE RIDE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY FEB. 26, 2024) — One concerning pattern has emerged with the new mayor and council: their reluctance to get back to citizens who take the trouble to contact them. You know the drill, when the phone doesn’t ring, it’s an official not getting […]

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HOW CAN WE ‘SAVE DEMOCRACY’ WHEN THERE’S NO DEMOCRACY TO BEGIN WITH?

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION FEB. 23-5, 2024) — We hear much about politicians talk about how they’re going to “save democracy.” It’s an interesting supposition premised on an unstated assumption that (a) we already have a democracy and (b) it’s in peril. Of course, if […]

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BLACK REPARATION? BOSTON IS MULLING; CAN BITCHFIELD BE FAR BEHIND? … plus … GUEST COLUMN DETAILS BLM SCAM

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY FEB. 21, 2024) — In Tuesday’s Boston Herald, THE PLANET read a chilling story about the latest racial scam to gain traction, reparations. Something called the New Democracy Coalition, a scary name if ever there was one, and the Boston People’s Black Reparation […]

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GUEST COLUMN: FANNI WILLIS TESTIMONY SHOWS HER TO BE AN INARTICULATE, STUPID RECIPIENT OF DIE BOOST

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY FEB. 19, 2024) — With exactly one month to spring, THE PLANET finds it a convenient time to bring yet another fresh viewpoint forward, one in contrast with the propaganda of the DEI Left. Don’t know if you’ve noticed, but ever since Fani […]

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THE WEEKEND EDITION: THREE LETTERS … plus … SCARY INFO ON THE FEDERAL BUDGET

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION FEB. 16-8, 2024) — To get things going, allow THE PLANET to share a trio of letters that came over the transom, published here for the first time. The some interesting and scary information about America’s latest federal budget. ‘An Absolute […]

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VALENTINE’S DAY IS FOR LOVERS; FOR EVERYONE ELSE, THERE IS AN ENFEEBLED PRESIDENT AND THE ARPA GRIFT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY Valentine’s Day, 2024) — Happy Valentine’s Day, all you lovers. Remember, you can’t spell “Valentine” without “Valenti.” As the stark reality of an enfeebled president sinks in, it’s hard to see Joe Biden lasting long enough to remain on the ticket. This problem […]

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CARLSON-PUTIN INTERVIEW SHINES LIGHT ON NATURE OF U.S. SUPPORT OF ZELENSKY REGIME

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY FEB. 12, 2024) — Indie news host Tucker Carlson pulled off what no other media type in America has been able to do, securing a two-hour+ interview with Russian president Vladimir Putin. Of course, this put Carlson in a no-win position with Democrats […]

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DOWNTOWN DIDDLERS DO IT AGAIN: YET ANOTHER ‘RENOVATION’ THAT THE KAPANSKIS DON’T WANT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION FEB. 9-11, 2024) — First, before we bring on Petula Clark, THE PLANET‘s Super Bowl prediction: Chiefs 27, 49ers 24. Mahomes gets a tad closer to Bradyland. Chiefs win. Dynasty of the 2020s. Now, THE PLANET  presents the smash No. 1 […]

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THE LITTLE THINGS ARE THE BIG THINGS: IN ‘OPENLY GAY’ BITCHFIELD, THE SUITS GIVE DIRTY POLITICS A BAD NAME

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY FEB. 7, 2024) — Driving south on North Street this week, friends in tow, THE PLANET and company pass through Downtown Bitchfield. One of our buds in the car remarks, “Wow! They still have the Christmas decorations up?! Why?” Another answers: “It’s a […]

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TEA PARTY WILL TURN LOCAL GOVERNMENT UPSIDE DOWN

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY FEB. 5, 2024) — So who’s interested in pushing back at the Swindlers and Dwindlers running this city? Who wants to make them sweat? Who wants to take a stand? Don’t just answer knee-jerk style. Think seriously about it. If enough of you […]

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UNDER THE NEW ADMINISTRATION, THINGS GETTING WORSE AT A RECORD PACE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION FEB. 2-4, 2024) — The following Facebook post by former city council president and at-large rep Melissa Mazzeo prompted today’s observations:                                       It’s […]

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DEMS TWO-PART PLAN TO DEFEAT TRUMP ITSELF WILL ASSURE TRUMP’S WIN IN 2024

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 31, 2024) — It’s no secret that Democrats, terrified of running Joe Biden up the flagpole to face Donald Trump, have realized they can’t win a fair election. As stumbling, bumbling Biden shows years older than his actual age, Trump demonstrates the […]

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SNOW JOB … ‘WHAT’S THE JOKE?’ … $30MM A MINUTE … SUPERMAX SOCHOL … RICKY’S DELUSION … OD SHOOT UP … COSTA PLENTY … DIGITAL EQUITY … Trans THIS!

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 29, 2024) — Thoughts while on a walk: Hypocrisy on Display — Syracuse Joe recently referred to ex-VA Gov. Terry McAuliffe as “the real governor.” When a White House pool reporter pounced on it as an example of election denial, Karine Jean-Pierre said […]

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THE TRUMP TSUNAMI IS WIPING OUT EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JAN. 26-8, 2024) — It’s over. He won 98 of 99 Iowa counties, losing the one by two votes. He then rolled into New Hampshire and rolled his only competitor. Nikki Haley says she’s still in the race, but she’s only […]

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NEW COUNCIL, MAYOR EACH ACTING THEIR PARTS; IS THAT REASON TO HOPE or IS IT ANOTHER FALSE SPRING?

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 24, 2024) — Two meetings in the new term of THE PLANET‘s Right Honorable Good Friends on the city council and three weeks into the new mayor’s baptism, at least the council’s acting like a council and the mayor is acting like […]

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DIE PROVIDES BITCHFIELD’S NEW MAYOR WITH AN EASY BUDGET CUT … THE REVERSE-RACIST OFFICE HAS NO PLACE IN HONEST GOVERNMENT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 22, 2024) — Racism is alive and well, but you don’t need THE PLANET to tell you that. It’s new name is Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity,  better known as DIE. Bitchfield’s new mayor says he can’t see any way to cut the […]

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