Archive | June, 2011
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COLONIALS’ COMEBACK FALLS SHORT in 4-3 ROAD LOSS TO QUEBEC; MOTTRAM DRIVES IN ALL THREE C’s RUNS

BY CHAD COOPER Special for PLANET VALENTI Sports (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, June, 2/3, 2011) — The Pittsfield Colonials came back from a four-run first inning deficit to pull to within a run, but the Quebec Capitales held on for a 4-3 victory Thursday night (June 2) at Stade Municipal Stadium, Quebec. The contest was the […]

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!!ANOTHER PLANET EXCLUSIVE!! MORE CLUES IN THE GREAT PROM ROBBERY; DID Ofc. QUETTI LET 200 KIDS INTO PHS AFTER HOURS?

BY DAN VALENTI (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, JUNE 2, 2011) — The Pittsfield Colonials are on the road to Quebec to take on the Capitales in a four-game set. Meanwhile, the Mysterious Case of the Stolen Prom Money yields more clues. Colonel Mustard, in the Classroom, with the Master Key Yesterday, The Planet broke the news […]

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OFFENSIVE OUTBURST GIVES COLONIALS 7-2 WIN AND SERIES SPLIT; KNAZEK and MOLINA EACH DRIVE IN 3 … EXCLUSIVE TO THE PLANET: TODAY’s BOX SCORE!

BY JOSH CUTLER PLANET VALENTI Sports (PITTSFIELD, Mass., Wednesday, June 1, 2011) — Just when it seemed as though the fate of the Pittsfield Colonials’ offense might take the same silent path as the past few days, the bats arose from their slumber in a five-run eighth inning and propelling the C’s to a 7-2 victory […]

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!BULLETIN! PLANET UNEARTHS CLUE IN ‘CASE of the STOLEN PROM MONEY’; IT COULD CRACK THE CASE

BY DAN VALENTI (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, JUNE 1, 2011) — The Planet has learned of an important development in the Mysterious Case of the Missing Prom Money. We assigned our resident house dick, Paul Drake, to snoop around. Drake came back with a gem. According to reliable sources who insist on anonymity, PPD officer Russ […]

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