Archive | July, 2011
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RESTAURANT BANS KIDS UNDER SIX; DISCRIMINATION OR SMART MOVE? ANSWER: SMART MOVE! … or KEEP THE SCREAMING BRATS AT HOME UNDER THE BUSHEL

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, July 13, 2011) — Normally, nothing in Monroeville, Pa., would cause our pause or book a look, but beginning on July 16, McDain’s, an upscale restaurant there, has struck a blow for maturity and given The Children a proper swat in the fanny. […]

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HILL’s ‘TOMMY’ SQUEEZES OUT NOTES NOT EVEN PETE TOWNSEND KNOWS ARE THERE; BTF PLAY RUNS THROUGH JULY 16 AT COLONIAL

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI Arts (PITTSFIELD, Mass. TUESDAY July 12, 2011) — With director Eric Hill at the controls, you know there will be a whirlwind of swirling action and not one wasted move. Hill could direct The Phone Book, and the endless lines of “Smiths” would be doing the mambo with 1-800 numbers and […]

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FRACTURED FLICKS: DUMB, DUMBER, and DUMBEST PROGRAMMING IS NOT WHAT THE CITY OR THE DEVELOPER PROMISED FOR PITTSFIELD’s BEACON CINEMA. SO WHAT? WHY SHOULD ANOTHER BROKEN PROMISE FLOOR YOU?

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI Arts and Commentary When South County developer Richard Stanley proposed a movie complex for the Kresge Building in downtown Pittsfield, THE PLANET was all for it, providing it was a capitalistic venture. As details emerged, however, it became clear that the city of Pittsfield and Stanley had in mind the […]

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ROX UPEND COLONIALS, 13-6; FIVE-RUN 7th KEYS ROUT IN BROCTON

By CHAD COOPER Special to PLANET VALENTI Sports (BROCTON, Mass., GAME of SUNDAY, JULY 10, 2011) — The Pittsfield Colonials saw the Brocton Rox plate five seventh-inning runs as the Rox pulled away with a 13-6 victory. Brockton would record the first runs of the game in the second inning on an RBI double from […]

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GRAND SLAM ‘RAINES’ LOSS ON COLONIALS AT BWP, 9-6; Cs’ 6-2 LEAD ENDS IN A ‘WINK’ TO END FIVE-GAME WIN STREAK

By JOSH CUTLER PLANET VALENTI Sports (PITTSFIELD, SUNDAY JULY 10, 2011) — How the tables can turn from one side to another in a flash. Last night, the tables turned in a Wink. Though Pittsfield got out to an early 6-2 lead, a six-run 8th inning by the Bears, capped by a grand slam by Tim […]

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BIANCHI ‘FOURTH’ SIGN FIRES FIRST SALVO AT MARCHETTI; CAMPAIGN 2011 UNOFFICIALLY BEGINS, and BARE-KNUCKLES BATTLE IS PROBABLE

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary BIACHI SIGN FIRST SHOT ACROSS MARCHETTI BOW (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, SATURDAY, JULY 9, 2011) —The Boring Broadsheet didn’t mention it, of course, because they didn’t know it happened (sound familiar?). THE PLANET, however, couldn’t help but notice the huge “BIANCHI FOR MAYOR” sign placed in direct view […]

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COLONIALS DRIZZLE 2-1 WIN OVER NEWARK BEARS FOR SIXTH STRAIGHT WIN; MOLINA DRIVES IN BOTH RUNS BEFORE 1,547 AT BWP

By JOSH CUTLER PLANET VALENTI Sports (PITTSFIELD, Mass., Saturday, July 9, 2011) — Wet weather can’t rain on the Pittsfield Colonials’ parade right now. Despite a light but steady drizzle for most of the night, Pittsfield’s eighth inning rally and spectacular defense propelled the C’s to a 2-1 victory before 1,547 jacked-up fans at Historic Wahconah […]

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PHAT PHUCK NO SHOW WILL COST PITTSFIELD TAXPAYERS $40,000

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, ADD # 1, JULY 8, 2011 ITEM: BORING BROADSHEET PUBLISHES 2nd PUFF PIECE ON NO SHOW IN TWO DAZE — We won’t subject ourselves to cruel and unusual punishment by going back to the BB today to see the headline on Ned Oliver’s piece […]

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COLONIALS PASS KEY LITMUS TEST AT GATE; ON THE FIELD AT BWP, C’s EXTEND WINNING STREAK TO 5 AS MOLINA DRIVE IN 4 … WELCH LAUNCHES MONSTER HR IN 6-3 WIN

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, FRIDAY, JULY 8, 2011) — THE PLANET put it “out there” on the pass line coming out: We wrote that last night’s game, the first after the 4,009 on July 4, would be a litmus test for the future of the Pittsfield Colonials franchise. We set […]

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ALLEN, CAST PRESENT A FULL “MOONCHILDREN” AT BTF’s UNICORN THEATER

A REVIEW OF “MOONCHILDREN” NOW PLAYING AT THE UNICORN STAGE, BERKSHIRE THEATER FESTIVAL, STOCKBRIDGE, MASS., THROUGH JULY 16.  BOX OFFICE (413) 298-5576 or ONLINE AT www.berkshiretheatre.org. By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI Arts (STOCKBRIDGE, Mass., JULY 7, 2011) — Michael Weller’s originally titled his play Moonchildren with the name of a disease. “Cancer,” however, places too much […]

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SHAKESPEARE & CO.’s “AS YOU LIKE IT” WAS AS PLANET LIKES IT … plus … BOTCHED FIREWORKS? GET OVER IT! COLONIALS OFFER A GREAT PRODUCT AT A GREATER PRICE … and … LEARN ABOUT AMERICA’S BIGGEST TEACHING SCANDAL (NO, IT ISN’T IN PITTSFIELD, AT LEAST THAT WE KNOW OF)

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI Arts ADD #1 (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WED., July 6, 2011, 1st ADD) — Shakespeare & Company’s current production of the Bard’s farce comedy, “As You Like It,” drives home a point about Will that, while once startlingly original, has, through repetition stemming from its truth, become a cliché. The point? Shakespeare […]

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PLANET EXCLUSIVE!! THE DEFINITIVE 4TH PARADE HEAD COUNT, plus … THE COLONIALS’ GREAT ADVERT FOR BASEBALL, WHAT WENT WRONG WITH THE FIREWORKS, AND JOSH CUTLER REVIEWS JAMES TAYLOR

By DAN VALENTI (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, JULY 5, 2011) — Attendance, tremendous ball game, chintzy fireworks, and another JT review: These four items occupy our time this delightful morning deep in haven’s hinterland, otherwise known as The Berkshires. ATTENDANCE — A serendipitous confluence of events enabled us to finally provide the most accurate number for […]

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WELCH’s SOLO SHOT IN SECOND STANDS UP in COLONIALS 1-0 WIN AT BELOVED WAHCONAH PARK; MORAN GOES 8 SHUTOUT INNINGS BEFORE 4,009 FANS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI Sports (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, JULY 5, 2011) — Johnny homered. Pat and Matt made it stand up. That’s all you need to know about the Pittsfield Colonials’ thrilling Fourth of July 1-0 win over Bill Buckner’s Brocton Rox at a rocking Wahconah Park with 4,009 fans on hand. Johnny Welch […]

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BOMBACK’S BOMB GIVES COLONIALS DRAMATIC 3-2 WALK-OFF WIN IN 11th; FIREWORKS TOMORROW NIGHT IN SERIES FINALE

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI Sports (PITTSFIELD, Mass., Sunday, July 3, 2011) — The C’s have a flair for the dramatic. This time, it was a Bomb from Bomback. For the second straight night, the Pittsfield Colonials took a pulsating game Bill Buckner’s Brocton Rox at historic Wahconah Park, pulling out a 3-2 win in […]

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PLANET EXCLUSIVE! BORING BROADSHEET INADVERTENTLY REVEALS ITS ROLE AS ACCOMPLICE IN “NO SHOW’s” LOOMING JUDICIAL CRIME … ALSO, WE REVEAL WORD OF SECRET MEETING IN DEL GALLO’S THAT SET THE FOUL PROCESS IN MOTION

By DAN VALENTI (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, SUNDAY, JULY 3, 2011) —  As if you didn’t know or suspect that the Boring Broadsheet, the lone daily “newspaper” serving the citizens of Pittsfield, was part of the rigged dice game that will end in Chris “No Show” Speranzo as the next clerk magistrate, you find evidence in […]

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WILLIAMS, POPS, AND TAYLOR ALL IN TUNE AT TANGLEWOOD … plus, COLONIALS ROCK ROX, WINNING 7-5 AT BWP

By JERRI CHAPLIN PLANET VALENTI Arts (STOCKBRIDGE, Mass., Sunday, July 3) — When Tanglewood’s summer schedule came out last January, we were delighted to see “James Taylor and the Boston Pops” on the roster. Based on the assumption and expectation the concert would mean all-Taylor with the Pops all evening, we snapped up tickets. Assumptions […]

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