Archive | September, 2011
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COP CAPERS, or “A DOWNTOWN CROSSING” … plus MARCHETTI CAMPAIGN COMES TO LIFE, FIRST IN TO ANSWER PLANET’S DEBATE CHALLENGE … BIANCHI THUSFAR A NON-RESPONDER

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, FRIDAY, SEPT. 30, 2011) — Where don’t know where, but the time sure is on a jet plane. We just welcomed summer, it seems, and here we are, doing the Romeo and Juliet balcony scene with September. it has been a good, often soggy, […]

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MIKE WARD LOSES HIS LUNCH … plus … FOR WHOM DID CAIUS V. WORK? THE PLANET HAS THE ANSWER … and … STRANGE BEDFELLOWS HOOK UP TO FIGHT CRIMINAL GOVERNMENT BUDGET DEFICITS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, SEPT. 29, 2011) — On Election Day, prelim division, THE PLANET can now reveal: We skipped town for some serious fun and R&R. We got back home late that evening to find an e-mail from our Right Honorable Good Friend, Mike Ward, the […]

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APATHY WINS AGAIN … plus … BIANCHI SLIPS INTO THE DRIVER’S SEAT … MARCHETTI’S LACKLUSTER PRELIM CAMPAIGN COMES BACK TO HAUNT HIM … NOW IT’S ON TO NOVEMBER

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary A LANDSLIDE FOR APATHY The fact that under 25% of the electorate voted yesterday for the county seat’s most important municipal office illustrates the point THE PLANET has made in the past couple of days, both in writing and speaking: the democratic process is d-e-a-d in Pittsfield. […]

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PLANET HAS SOME ELECTION DAY QUESTIONS AND PROGNOSTICATIONS … plus … THE STOOLEY HAS MORE ON PITTSFIELD TRIPLE MURDER … !!ALL EXCLUSIVE!! TO THE PLANET

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, SEPT. 27, 2011) — Today being election day, and with 20 to 25% expected to overwhelm the polls, we might lament the state of our so-called democracy. Rather than do that, though, we light the candle for apathy and place it in the […]

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MAYORAL PREDICTIONS (NOT ENDORSEMENTS!) IN TWO WORDS … plus … STOOLEY WEIGHS IN WITH KEY QUESTIONS IN TRIPLE MURDER … and … WHERE DID ROY GUTFINSKI, JR. GO WRONG? DETAILS HERE

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, SEPT. 26, 2011) — Second things first, and that’s tomorrow’s preliminary election, where the municipal fields get narrowed down to two candidates. THE PLANET will not and does not issue endorsements for prelims. Endorsements are of little use in any case, but especially […]

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PLANET HAD IT WEEKS BEFORE: 4th PERSON NAMED IN TRIPLE MURDER … DEMS SHOW OF UNITY FOR BLT NOT MUCH OF ONE … KINNAS ROCKS SCHOOL BOARD … and TEACHERS’ 3% PAY HIKE BOOSTS AVERAGE PAY TO NEARLY $72,000 A YEAR!!

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, SATURDAY, SEPT. 24, 2011) — So much to get to and so little time. Ah, the Sophie Tucker lament. You remember Sophie Tucker? She was the Beatles’ favorite group. PLANET HAS THE STORY — We were in weeks ago wit hthe solid information that […]

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ANALYSIS: BIANCHI ‘MAYORAL MATERIAL,’ MARCHETTI ‘INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE’…plus…WHY DID TOWN OF LEE SPEND $20K MORE THAN THEY SHOULD HAVE FOR WHITEWASH? … and … LOVE THINE ENEMIES … FINALLY, MR. MITT SCORES BIG

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, FRIDAY, SEPT. 23, 2011) — Pride does not come before the fall, which we can attest to on this first day of the autumnal equinox. The earth has begun to tilt away from the sun in the Northern Hemisphere. Does that mean the lefty […]

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COMMENTARIES AND EXPLANATIONS ON TWO RACES: STATE REP AND MAYOR, AS MARK MILLER AND DAN BIANCHI ANALYZE FOR THE MASSES

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, SEPT. 22, 2011) — And so the cynical but successful electoral scam continues on track. The Larkin-to-Larded-to-Sandwich Lady has worked like a charm. The TFB end of Tinkers-to-Evers-to-Chance around-the-horn twin killing seems poised for victory Oct. 18, the date for the special election. […]

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UP ON TRIPLE CREEK … LAY OFF BELLA … LAWSUIT IS NEWS TO BUDDY … PLUS, DOWNTOWN PITTSFIELD RESORTS TO EUPHEMISM TO FIGHT MEAN STREETS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 21, 2011) — Odds and ends must be tied, and corsets of corruption loosened, which is one of the things this web site is all about. UP ON TRIPLE CREEK — It wouldn’t be Pittsfield, though we write this FAr from that […]

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!!EXCLUSIVE!! REMAINS TURN UP IN VACANT LOT IN BECKETT!! PLANET GETS IN FIRST, AGAIN, AND SPURS BB TO SOME, YOU KNOW, ACTUAL REPORTING … plus … DOWNTOWN BLUES HAVE MERCHANTS SINGING THEM … and TWO DEBATE QUICKIES

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary ADD 1 TUESDAY INTO WEDNESDAY, SEPT 20-21, 2011 REMAINS OF THREE WERE FOUND IN VACANT LOT IN BECKETT THE PLANET has just learned and it appears confirmed that the three bodies in Pittsfield’s notorious triple murders were dismembered and buried in an empty lot in Beckett. Sharp-eyed […]

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TWO PLANET EXCLUSIVES!!!! NEW DETAILS ON PITTSFIELD’S INFAMOUS TRIPLE MURDER … plus … PLANET HAS INSIDE STORY ON THE DEMISE OF THE COLONIALS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, SEPT. 19, 2011) — There are several new developments in Pittsfileld’s infamous triple murder case. Only THE PLANET has these exclusive developments, obtained from various sources connected with the investigation. This information was obtained off the record, and therefore cannot be considered  official. […]

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FIRST IN ON THE SINKING OF THE SS PITTSFIELD COLONIALS: NO ONE HAS THE ANSWERS, EXCEPT THE PLANET, AND THEY’RE ON THEIR WAY TO YOU, JOHN and JANE Q PUBLIC … YOU WILL SCARCE BELIEVE!

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, SATURDAY, SEPT. 17, 2011) — No one has been digging into the muddied situation surrounding the fate of the Pittsfield Colonials and professional baseball in Pittsfield the way THE PLANET has. And NO ONE has the story that we do. Finally, Some Answers: THE […]

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BORING BROADSHEET IGNORES SATANIC TRIPLE-MURDER STORY SO AS NOT TO RILE ITS GOB MASTERS … PLUS, EXCLUSIVE NEW INFO: SIGNS POINT TO OTHER SUSPECTS IN CASE … and … PITTSFIELD TAXPAYERS TO GET WHACKED FOR $17 MILLION … OLVER TO PUT PITTSFIELD GOBs TO SLEEP TOMORROW AT ITAM

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, FRIDAY, SEPT. 16, 2011) — For the openers today, we start off with this comment from Ray Ovac, also known as BAT(erry) MAN. Ray gets to the essence of why the Boring Broadsheet is covering like a quivering child during a thunderstorm in light […]

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MORE INFORMATION ON PITTSFIELD’S NOTORIOUS TRIPLE MURDER CASE … CAPELESS CAN BE BELIEVED … plus … BORING BROADSHEET SINKS TO NEW LOW, and NEW DETAILS EMERGE ON CAIUS’ SATANIC AND VAMPIRIC PAST

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, SEPT. 15, 2011) — Bits and pieces of the now-notorious Pittsfield Triple Murders continue to float in the air, in reality, and in cyberspace. Capeless Deserves Some Slack — If and only until evidence to the contrary emerges, the most credible source of […]

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!!PLANET EXCLUSIVE!! DA DAVID CAPELESS GOES ON RECORD ABOUT NEW DETAILS IN NOW INFAMOUS TRIPLE MURDER … DA DEFENDS ACTIONS IN WITNESS PROTECTION … plus … HOW, WHERE, and WHEN THE THREE WERE KILLED

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 14, 2011) — Sources within a local law enforcement agency have told THE PLANET that prior to his murder, David Glasser, who was to be the prosecution’s star witness in the trial of Hell’s Angels’ member Adam “Leo” Hall, made multiple requests […]

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MAIL BAG BRINGS CRITICISM OF DA IN HELL’S ANGELS MURDER CASE … REVEALED: THE CHEMICAL DEPENDENCY SCAM NOW PLAYING IN PITTSFIELD … PATRICK’S PUB CAUGHT STEALING FROM ITS OWN WAITSTAFF, plus, WHERE DOES SHIT RUN UPHILL? IN PITTSFIELD, OF COURSE

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, SEPT. 13, 2011) — We received a lot of mail (and several comments for posting here on THE PLANET) concerning yesterday’s column. We share two typical responses, each with permission. We hit a nerve. THE PLANET can tell, objectively, when our readership spikes. […]

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