By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (First of Three Parts) (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, DATE, 2013) — How much is $1 trillion? One trillion dollars is: — A one followed by 12 zeroes. — One million millions. If the Fed printed million dollar bills, $1 trillion would not fit in a large bathtub. — […]
By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, DEC. 3, 2013) — How low has political pettiness stooped in The Corner Office? If our sources within the building can be believed, the ground around city hall has sunk below that of Death Valley, and worms in the area of Mayor Dan […]
By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, DEC. 2, 2013) — Getting caught on a plane with the talkative insurance salesman who wants to tell you all about the nuances of “whole life” — We’ve all been in these captive situations. Today, THE PLANET presents this guest column from Francois […]
