POETRY WEEKEND: A TALE OF LADY McBIANCHI … plus … BLISSFUL PERCY SHELLEY and a PLANET POEM
By DAN VALENTI
PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary
(FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEEKEND EDITION, NOV. 14-16, 2014) — Welcome to Poetry Weekend, our respite from the skullduggery of local, state, national, and world politics. This is a time, also, for you to comment on any topic under the sun, the moon, the stars, and whatever lid hovers over your head. No subject is off topic, so feel free to take your random comments that haven’t had a place to fit and place them here. Or, if you wish, simply enjoy the poems.
That being said, THE PLANET does have one tiny political finding to offer.
First Word on the Mayoral ‘Love In’
The obvious scripting of the mayoral “love in” at Wednesday night’s council meeting marks a new low in the failed Bianchi Administration. It got THE PLANET to do some deep-p-p thinking-g-g.
On the basis of the nearly three years of evidence, we have witnessed the disturbing transformation of our good friend Dan Bianchi from a kindly political Dr. Jeckyll to a monstrous Mr. Hyde. Dan was and is too nice a guy for that to happen on its own. We feel sorry for this turn of events, because, if truth be told, we still love the guy.
THE PLANET thus concludes that his wife, Theresa, is playing the role of Lady McBeth behind the scenes, pushing him to act against his better judgment. There’s no taming of the shrew in that household, apparently.
THE PLANET heard from several sources regarding the “love in” at the council meeting, including one who was the proverbial “fly on the wall,” and we don’t mean David Hedison. This being the age of cyberspace, it is nearly impossible to keep something hidden that involves more than two people. Thus, we received our reports.
The best explanation for the embarrassing demonstration at the meeting is that it was orchestrated by a committee of hens chaired by Lady McBianchi. In addtion to the chairwoman, the ad hoc committee, sources say, included Phyllis Smith, Diane Ferraro, Pummelin’ Pam Malumphy, and Melissa Mazzeo, with city solicitor Kathy Degnan and mayoral coffee maker Julia Sanbourin ex officio members. In short, it was a set-up, fully (though not convincingly) staged.
THE PLANET will have the full story on Monday.
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But enough of dreadful politics, and let us present two poems. The first is by one of our poetic heroes, the great Percy Shelley. The second is one of our own.
This is a fragment, rarely published, by Shelley. It reflects upon the universal experience of grief:
GRIEF: A FRAGMENT
By PERCY BYSSHE SHELLEY
Silver key of the fountain of tears,
Where the spirit drinks till the brain is wild;
Softest grave of a thousand fears,
Where their mother, Care, like a drowsy child,
Is laid asleep in flowers.
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Here is one of our own, equally as brief:
THE COVERUP
By DAN VALENTI
Thrown like a hand-knit shawl
From an orphan’s grandmother,
We regroup, rise, and — after the fall —
Ask, “Where do our accusers hide?”
They won’t use their names
For, much to their shame, see identity
As accusation, though sacred.
In plain view they sully their souls,
Scared but not past exemption.
The knitted squares unfold — and we hold
The key to their redemption.
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Have a great weekend, everybody.
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“You made me cry when you said goodbye. Ain’t that a shame. Your the one to blame.” — Fats Domino, Cheap Trick, and other artists, “Aint That a Shame.”
“OPEN THE WINDOW, AUNT MILLIE”
LOVE TO ALL.
“Riveting. Degnan’s ability to balance a beach ball on the tip of her nose while clapping her fins in favor of her master Bianchi was riveting. A performance worthy of Barnum and Bailey notoriety”.
– Greene Shallots
“Madame Mazzeo’s command and control of the sign in sheet was breathtaking. To run a 3 ring circus while at the same presiding over a city council meeting is no small task indeed. She did it in such a way that the audience was unable to catch on as to the staging of the main event”.
– Rolling Stone
“Two thumbs up to the performances of those shilling for the mayor. They were able to convey the appearance that the entire city just coverged and decended upon city hall council chambers on the same evening to support the mayor. It was totally amazing how they came from all walks of life, one after another, all with same theme”.
– Sisskel & YeahBert
“Reminiscent of Adolf Hitler planting shills in the crowds to whip the masses into a mass Hysteria in support of the dictator”
-The New York Crimes
“Best Staged event of the year. Should have at least 2 oscar nominations”
– Huffington Hoax
Good post Nostro!
Bwahahahahaha!!!! Awesome post.
An Oscar winning post!
+1 Well said. great post!
I can see some of those girls doing as they were told by the mayor because they are followers and or political climbers. But the council president and city lawyer should really stop being mesmerized by the Bianchi charm and remember that it is the effing people of the city that they work for.
I wish to hell they had put something in the charter emphasizing that if you were elected by the people then those are the folk you are loyal to. It has turned into some kind of club house where the people have been left out of the equation, except at tax time.
Like Dusty’s reference to equations
transparency + deceit =incompetence
I really enjoy the poems, DV.
I wish the mayor was as concerned about the well-being of the City as he is about his own reputation. The City Solicitor should bear in mind that her client is the City, and not the mayor. Our mayor, the solicitor and some on the council simply are not committed to the betterment of the people of the City. Taking the oath of public office is a solemn thing, and really does create a duty to work diligently for the good of the citizens. Most of our officials, sadly, are uninspired and self-interested – and that is a toxic combination to be sure.
P.S. . . . many thanks to the Planet for shining a light on the things that many would like us not to see; and for asking questions many would prefer unasked. Truly serving the City with your work. Well done.
You had to like the Water Wizard’s (Craig) touch at the three minute dispatch,looking at Tes and referring to him is as…that guy’.
All this vitriol from these patronage seekers directed at the council and newspaper? What about Dan Valenti? Does he get a pass? Is he secretly the mayors friend while being critical of him behind his back? Does the mayor even know Mr Valenti questions his abilities? I hope no one tells him because all those council visitors might show up on Dans show and disrespect him. Oh no!
What a plot line for the next show.
A friend was telling me another friend picked up the show on the Internet a couple of times from out of town and asked who is that stooge you have for a mayor? So this has gone beyond Federico drive. Everytime Pittsfield comes into a conversation, the question is, what’s going on over there?
This Mayor has head problems. His wife Theresa is running the circus. All the clowns showed up on cue at the Council Chambers. Clairmont, Krol, and Lothrop need to tighten the noose. The Berkshire Eagle needs to help the cause.
A chance for the Berkshire Eagle to become relevant.. go Eagle!
A pretty decent editorial in the Eagle today. I think they may be breaking free of Bianchi’s leash.
It was an excellent editorial and said what needed to be said. I am sure there are many who do not benefit from Dan Valenti s reporting on city hall matters and if the Eagle will join in and help inform the people that is awesome. Everyone needs to know how their government is working. Until recently, I along with countless others, viewed the Eagle as a wasted effort and an embarrassment to journalism. They could change my mind if they stay the course.
Well, when the editorial drift and the reporting branches of the Eagle finally merge into one, it’ll be hard to even describe the rag as a news paper. I am stretched to think of any NYT or Globe editorial that stooped to broad-brush attacking people at the public comment portion or otherwise defensively rebutting potilical statements. Agree or not with the Mayor or the Council, I resent patronizing writing coming out of knee-jerk editors.
I presume there was nothing particularly patronizing about the podium parade huh?
The media is supposed to probe politicians, and doing less vacates the liberty recognized by the First Amendment. In this regard, I support the editors suspicion of any administration that is not forthcoming.
This editorial is par for the course for the Editor who uses his position not to defend his constitutional rights but to personally attack people with whom he disagrees. People have the right to speak according to the rules of the open microphone. The Mayor has the right to solicit support and so do his opponents. The Editor, however, does not have the right to call the people who spoke, ‘acolytes,’ and expect his readership to see his reporters as independent
voices.
The language used was unusually tart and personal. You expect opinion in an editorial, but you do not expect personal attacks driving the reporting which is what seems to be happening.
Exactly Dusty. Some people are blind.
And do you scrutinize every single word of every single editorial or just this one?
Friend of Bianchi?
It is pretty easy to spot you.
Kim,
I generally scrutinize the words of editorials when I read them. It’s part of the reading process. i have yet to read an editorial in the Berkshire Eagle that presents analysis instead of knee-jerk reaction. This one was no different from the rest. I’ think that the editors are still eating crow over their candidates’ resounding midterm defeats and are taking it out on local pols and the residents of Great Barrington.
I’m liking the Shakespeare stew, Dan. Who gets to play Duncan, Beowulf, and McDuff? I am surprised you missed a part for a patch-face. There should also be space for a Prospero, Hamlet, and a Lear.
I want to play the shrub, Charles.
You’ll need more than a few to get anything like dunsinane.
Who plays Yoricks skull?
As for newspaper editorial I agree good job. But give credit. DV has lit a fire under a lot of people and places. One of them apparently is the Berk Eagle. No DV no Eagle revival.
I thought the best one, was when Joe Cardillo talked about HARMONY + getting along. He can’t even get along with his own brother. They parted ways + they each have their own plumbing business. And dont even talk to each other.
Let’s face it….the self serving parade of supporters at the council meeting has backfired on the mayor.
Instead of making him look good, he comes off as a sympathetic, angry man. And when he started to whine that the council was “mean” about the amount they increased the mayor’s salary…..well, what more can I say!
Dan Bianchi is a pathetic failure.
Back to Shakespheare. If Mayor Macbeth filled the City Council with his loyal retainers, shouldn’t you McDuffs and Banquos dressed up as trees and showed up?
Shakespeare. Apologies to the Bard.
Dan, who is Lady McBeth, anyway? I never came across her. Is she a creature from Trollope?
I grow, grow,grow getting fertilized by the food I feel bright and strong my color a glorious hue, Full of independence I break free to find my way in this glorious world I fall to the earth only to be raked and segregated, piled with my cohorts to be packaged for the man to finally bring me to my end…the story of my life, leaf
I like that
I find it rediculous that people treat fallen leaves so violently. They should be composted so they can live again through vegetable plants or ornamentals. Imagine all the plastic bags we’d save as well. Which are a petrol product and take much longer to break down.