Archive | March, 2018
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NOW ROCKING THE JUKE, THE PLANET’s TOP 10 ROCK-POP ALBUMS EVAH

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MARCH 30-APRIL 1, 2018) — Time to clean the palette with a bit or rhetorical sorbet, the taste of which shall take us away from the bitter aftertaste of politics gone bad. Our bit of whimsical repast serves up another of […]

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OUR YOUNG SCHOLARS MARCHED, POLITICKED, AND PARTIED, BUT NO LIVES WILL BE SAVED

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MARCH 28, 2018) — Now that America’s Future has completed its traipse down Good Intentions Road, it’s back to reality. Now what? The march on Washington to “demand action” on gun control fed a lot of egos, captivated the marshmallowed mainstream press, and […]

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$1 MILLION$ ‘THERAPUTIC CLASSROOMS’ LATEST ATTEMPT OF JIV, PSD AT LEGAL EXTORTION

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VLENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY MARCH 26, 2018) —  Returning now to local issues, which is rather like stepping from a soothing bath into a North Korean sewage ditch, THE PLANET points to the latest ludicrous monetary request from the Pittsfield School Department. We refer to Supt. Jason “JIV” […]

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TRUMP TO PUTIN, AND WE ASK ‘SO WHAT?’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MARCH 22-25, 2018) — Much has been made about President Donald Trump‘s congratulatory call to Russian president-for-life Vlad “The Impaler” Putin. Even more of a non-story was the flash fire erupting after one of Trump’s national security staff leaked the bit […]

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SPRING SPRINGS … ORANGE MADNESS … & … CABLE COMMISSION WOES

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MARCH 21, 2018) — We made it. Another winter resides now only in the books, an abstraction devoutly wished by many but not THE PLANET. We have come to cherish snow season as part of the quadrennial Equinox. On a long, brisk walk in […]

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CABLE TV HEARING TONIGHT, WITH SPECTRUM ON THE HOT SEAT … plus … PT. 3 OF PLANET’S HOOVER SERIES

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY MARCH 19, 2018) — Before we continue our series on Hoover, THE PLANET shares news of an important hearing on cable TV service in Pittsfield that takes place at 6 pm tonight at the Berkshire Atenaeum auditorium. The public hearing will be to examine […]

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AFTER HOOVER, AMERICA LOST ITS FOUNDING IDEALS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY Second in a Series (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MARCH 16-18, 2018) — Herbert Clark Hoover, as we saw in part one, came to the White House already equipped with a prodigious record of accomplishment in both business (a mining engineer and private-sector entrepreneur) and public service […]

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BULLETIN: TYER SCRAPS TOTER PLAN … PROPHETIC HOOVER CALLED 20th CENTURY’S DESCENT INTO TOTALITARIANISM

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY BULLETIN: This just in. Pittsfield mayor Linda Tyer has suffered her second major defeat. She announced today she’s killing the toter-garbage scheme. Her announcement, in which she spent the first two thirds saying why it was such a great idea, offered no other plan in its place. […]

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CULTURAL COMPACT PHOTO-OP: HACKS RUN AMOK

BY DAN VALENTI PLANT VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE MAARCH 12, 2018) — Before we can dispense with the stained-glass nonsense the mayor floated for Tyer Street — er, Tyler Street — allow THE PLANET to provide verse and chapter. Let’s call it a lesson in the oily workings of a city where the alleged […]

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PICTURES AT A STAINED-GLASS EXHIBITION

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MARCH 9-11, 2018) — While wondering why the airport runways have to be redone for the third time in a few years and why Clapp Park needs its third renovation, each time with work doled out to Favored contractors and consultants, THE […]

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TYER ADDS ANOTHER ‘STAIN’ TO HER FAILING LEGACY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MARCH 7, 2018) — What is it about Tyler Street that draws the worst out of mayor Linda Tyer? Last year saw an alley covered by umbrellas and the infamous $6,000 trash cans. This year it looks like it will be … … […]

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JIV DUSTS OFF FEAR TACTICS, SO YOU KNOW BUDGET TIME IS COMING

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY MARCH 5, 2018) — March Madness in Pittsfield involves the only issue that matters: the budget. In this annual folly, you can be sure — mathematically certain — of the following: 1. Spending will increase, despite a shrinking tax base. 2. Taxexs will […]

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‘FANTASTIC FOUR’ RISE TO OCCASION ON SEWER-UPGRADE VOTE … MAZZEO, MORANDI, CONNELL, RIVERS PUT CITIZENS FIRST, DEFEATING DISASTROUS ATTEMPT AT UNNECESSARY $80 MILLION PROJECT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MARCH 2-4, 2018) — In like a idiot, out like an imbecile. Not March, which — welcome — came in lamb-like, but the Tyer Administration‘s pursuit of an $80 million sewer facility upgrade. Our Right Honorable Good Friends on the city […]

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