Archive | April, 2019
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CAUSE-EFFECT? SPIKE IN PITTSFIELD YOUTH VIOLENCE, PARTICULARLY REID-SPRINGSIDE, COMES AFTER PASSAGE OF CJRA

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY First in a Series (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MAY 1, 2019) — The root of the recent uptick in violence in the middle schools, particularly activities at Reid and Springside Park, can in part be traced to the passage of the little-known and misunderstood Criminal Justice Reform […]

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THANK HEAVEN FOR SUPERMAJORITIES / COUNCIL SHOOTS DOWN MAYOR’S LATEST GIVEAWAY SCHEME

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 29, 2019) — Thank heaven for supermajorities. Otherwise, another dubious giveaway of taxpayer money would be in the works. You can thank the city council. You can blame the city council. On Tuesday last, THE PLANET‘s Right Honorable Good Friends defeated mayor Linda […]

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MUELLER REPORT AN ‘UGLY WIN’ FOR THE PRESIDENT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY Before we being, allow THE PLANET to pay our respects for one of the all-time great sports figures, who, off the court, was even greater as a human being. R.I.P. John Havlicek. Bill Russell called “the best basketball player I ever saw.”  (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND […]

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!! EXTRA!! MAZZEO TO MAKE IT OFFICIAL TOMORROW AT 10 … THE BORING BROADSHEET SLATES ‘CONVERSATION’ ON INVESTIGATIVE REPORTING … BUT READERS OF THE PLANET KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (ADD 1, APRIL 25, 2019) — THE PLANET has word from sources in the know that Melissa Mazzeo will take out nomination papers for mayor tomorrow at 10 a.m. in the city clerk’s office at city hall on Allen Street in Pittsfield. Mazzeo made the decision after a […]

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EASTER VALEDICTION: STALWART SPINES STIFFEN; WE AWAKEN TO THE SYNCHRONICITY OF SPRING

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 22, 2019) — Awaken. Arise. Awash in the first warm breezes of spring, the spears of crocus rise in a Disney time-lapse of memory and mind, 24 frames a second, still pictures whose rapidity creates the illusion of movement. You’ve seen this […]

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SAVE THE DATE: D.A. HARRINGTON’S FUNDRAISER WANTS YOU — AND YOUR $1,000 CONTRIBUTION … or … AND YOU DIDN’T THINK SHE WAS A ‘POLITICIAN?’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 19-21, 2019) — “Save the Date.” Thus Berkshire County D.A. Andrea Harrington demands in the imperative mode in a mass mailing to her enthralled legions of zealous supporters. Dey be hypmotized. Andrea Harrington. H-a-r-r-i … you know, the new D.A., […]

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‘WHITE NATIONALIST’ v. ‘ANTI-SEMITE’: OMAR-MILLER VOLLEY EXEMPLIFIES SAD STATE OF POLITICS AT ALL LEVELS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY APRIL 17, 2019) — The recent pas de deux between presidential adviser Stephen Miller and Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) neatly-but-sloppily illustrates the current impasse that has ground to a halt the American political process, whose once-greased and working gears now wear frozen rust […]

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THE PAG HAS LAW BREAKERS QUAKING IN THEIR BOOTS … or … CAN YOU TELL IT’S AN ELECTION YEAR?

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 15, 2019) — Happy tax day while the government steals you blind. We can report, however, good news. The gangs just up and left. Drug dealers have turned their wads to plowshares. Crack addicts gave up the Caspar. Robbers lie down with […]

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ARREST OF ASSANGE AN EGREGIOUS ASSAULT ON PRESS FREEDOM, BASIC LIBERTIES

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 12-14, 2019) — A shocking assault on freedom or a stalwart action for justice? THE PLANET says the first. Ecuador’s decision to hand over Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to British authorities violates precious First Amendment freedoms. Secretary of State Mike […]

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THE PLANET PRESERVES, SECURES, & ENHANCES FEEDBACK SECTION, THE AREA’S BEST AND MOST READ

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY APRIL 10, 2019) — Some of our readers and correspondents have noted that when they post, the comments sometimes do not immediately show up on THE PLANET. Remain calm. All is well. No need to post more than once. The actions are part […]

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‘THE IDIOT TAX’ or STAY AWAY FROM THE LOTTERY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 8, 2019) — It’s “the idiot tax.” It’s a self-imposed financial hit for those who can’t do math. It’s the ultimate sucker bet. It’s the Massachusetts State Lottery or any state lottery. Do you play it? Do you pay it? If you […]

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“ME-TOOing” OF BIDEN ANOTHER SHAMEFUL SMEAR ON THE BODY POLITICK

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 5-7, 2019) — As a long-time philologist interested in comparative language, particularly as it pertains to English, a recent reference in the comment section of this board caught THE PLANET‘s attention. The writer, discussing Joe Biden, said he had been […]

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COUNCIL’S TOP-DOWN BAN ON PLASTIC PISSES ON THE ENVIRONMENT, SLAPS THE KAPANSKIS IN THE FACE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY APRIL 3, 2019) — Back in the day, we had “Ban the Bomb.” Today, liberal lightweights have “Ban the Bag.” And so it came to pass that Pittsfield’s City Council culminated six years of intensive effort to make life more difficult for Mary […]

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