BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY SEPT. 30, 2024) — Doing a little dusting and finding a sport for those odds and ends that belong in the “It” drawer [ED. NOTE: The spelling of the headline’s second word is intentional, not a typo … it will go over the […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY SEPT. 25, 2024) — THE PLANET sampled various polls. Some find Donald Trump ahead, others Kamala Harris. Fox News poll has Harris up by 2 points. Polls, however, are what you want them to be. Too often, they represent campaign-commissioned work whose purpose […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY SEPT. 23, 2024) — There’s only one story between now and Nov. 5, and that’s the U.S. presidential election. The artificially engineered Kamala Bump has fizzled, and only diehard Loon Liberals would consider voting or her. The mainstream mass media, of course, would […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY SEPT. 18, 2024) — Let THE PLANET tally it up. Number of times Donald Trump has been dragged into court on fake charges by DEI hacks posing as lawyers and judges?–We lost count. Number of times Kamala Harris has sat down for a […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY “It is the duty of every man, as far as his ability extends, to expose delusion and error” — Thomas Paine (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION SEPT. 13-15, 2024) — THE PLANET is like you and most people. We want to be left alone, live in […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 2, SEPT. 12 A.M. — Some debate leftovers. Best line of the night goes to Trump: “I probably took a bullet to the head because of the things they’ve said about me.” Funniest line, again Trump, speaking of Joe Biden: “He doesn’t even know he’s alive!” […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY SEPT. 3, 2024) — THE PLANET has figured it out. The holograph pretending to be “Kamala Harris” isn’t her. It’s an actual person. The person posing as Kamala Harris is … … Scatman Crothers from Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining. Separated at birth. Check […]
