TRUMP WON ON COMMON SENSE; HARRIS (DEI: ‘DIDN’T EARN IT”) LOST ON IDENTITY POOOOOLITICS
BY DAN VALENTI
PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY
(FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, VETERAN’S DAY 2024) — We called it.
Early.
Donald Trump’s overwhelming win, taking both the electoral and popular votes, shows you have to listen to THE PLANET. Relying on any other local media, you would have believed that Kamalakazee was going to take down Bad Orange Man (BOM). Instead, we saw o-BOM-a obliterate and humiliate Harris.
The election represented the nation’s definitive repudiation of woke-ism, a rampant, potentially fatal cultural cancer that blossomed during COVID then jumped the rails. The screeching banshees of the hard-left minority hijacked the Democrat Party and President Joe Biden didn’t have the spine to reel them in. Instead, he caved. That’s the moment the Democrats showed they were out of touch with the American people.
Trump won on common sense politics. Harris lost on identity politics. Common Sense prevailed over “Culture” after one of the most disastrous four-year presidencies in the history of the republic.
Trump showed gravitas and leadership. He ducked no challenges. In the 107 days that Harris opposed him (rather than Biden), Trump held daily press availabilities and six formal press conferences. He spent about one-third of what she spent. Harris, on the other hand, demonstrated vapidity and cowardliness. She held no press conferences and avoided hardball interviews. She raised more than $1 billion, yet somehow her campaign ended up $20 million in debt. Expect an audit and criminal charges.
Trump pressed ahead despite two impeachments, a flurry of phony litigation, demonization by the mainstream media, an FBI raid on his home, two assassination attempts, and moves to keep him off the ballot. Having faced no opposition, Harris never competed. She didn’t enter one primary and didn’t earn one vote or delegate. She had the nomination handed to her, the season’s great example of DEI–Didn’t Earn It.
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Trump campaigned on
- economic reform
- tax cuts
- elimination of wasteful spending
- restoring America’s borders
- deporting criminal aliens
- strengthening the military
- kicking males out of women’s sports
- powerful foreign relations
- tapping the nation’s gas and oil reserves
- and many other issues that resonated with the middle- and working-class electorate. Trump knew something’s out of whack when $25 worth of groceries cost $100 and eating at McDonald’s cost $20.
Kamala’s issues:
- personal pronouns
- 27 different genders
- transgenderism
- DEI racism
- sexism
- men in girls’ sports
- tampons in bathrooms
- defunding the police
- weakening the military
- no foreign policy
- banning fossil fuels
- and all the other “crucial matters” of hard-left cultural nonsense.
Mary Jane and Joe Kapanski didn’t give a lick about such effete, arrogant blather. Those who fell for the giant hoax Harris perpetrated, a decided minority, NEVER GOT IT. Her fair-weather backers refused to see reality, things as they are and not as they wish them to be.
Kamala signed her own death warrant on, of all places, The View, that friendliest of all shrill places. During an interview softer than the Pillsbury Doughboy, she was asked what she would change from Biden’s policies: “Not a thing comes to mind.”
Time to cue the “Uh-Oh Lady.”
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Now THE PLANET and the rest of America understands why the Democrats chose their 2020 approach to “winning” the election: Don’t campaign. It’s like when on Seinfeld, Jerry and George try to pitch a show about nothing. It worked in 2020 with a senile Joe Biden because of a hoax known as COVID. This time, after dumping Biden, The Handlers kept Kamala away from the media–not one press conference in her 107 days … only interviews with “fawning” la-las.
When Kamala did speak, all we heard were melodious cliches, bromides, generalities, gibberish, those infamous “word salads.” Common-Sense America also was put off by her different accents: southern accent in the South, baptist-preacher accent when in churches, ebonics when in the hood, Valley Girl when in the ‘burbs.
We saw, America, a phony.
We saw, America, a lightweight in WAY over her had.
In contrast, Trump never hid who he was. He gave us the authenticity of Self, alternately loud, boorish, self-aggrandizing, arrogant, boastful, exaggerated, dramatic, humorous, insightful, down to earth, and riffing like a jazz saxophonist.
The Politics of Joy morphed into the Politics of Cloy. Her “New Way Forward” became “Four Years Back.”
Trump’s pounding of The Loon Left stood in bas relief to the insanity of the Harris-Biden years. Result? Not only winning electorally in a landslide and taking the popular vote with the largest total ever given to a Republican candidate but also flipping the Senate and likely retaining the House.
As of this writing, Republicans had secured 213 House seats to the Dems 205, with 17 seats still being counted. Latest tabulations show the GOP ahead in nine of those races to the Dems’ eight. If that holds, the Republicans would win the House, 222-213. The House magic number is 218.
Mandate Trump.
The bad news for residents of the Blue, Blew Commonwealth of Massachusetts, given our “leadership.” We have a “pronoun” governor, a “gender” house and a DEI Senate. Federal funds will dry up, all because our “leaders” choose to support arrogant, out-of-touch non-issues while ignoring grass-roots, working-class concerns.
Just take one look at the pathetic “representatives” Berkshire County is sending to the General Court in Boston. What we have is a set of people scraped from the bottom of the Loon barrel. They will arrive to their back benches in Boston, kiss the hairy asses of the “leadership,” and continue to lead the Berkshires into More-Of-The-Fuck-Us-Same.
Not good enough.
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Ah, but that’s for another day. Presently, THE PLANET joins the majority of Americans who celebrate the Return of Common Sense. President-elect Trump made history by demonstrating the determination and resolve that made America great, and he’s wasting no time. Yeah, Trump “hates women.” Yeah, that’s why he selected the brilliant Susie Wiles as his chief of staff. Wiles becomes the first woman ever named to the post.
Meanwhile, angry Democrats continue to eat their own trying to figure out what went wrong. You see, they’re too ideologically “correct” not to understand the simple equation of Common Sense = Votes. That math doesn’t work in states that have lost touch, such as Massachusetts and California, but with the VAST swath of America, it adds up perfectly.
Many years from now, this tale will be told, how one American refused to surrender, and how one country breathed their last pocket of breath on one long political quiver.
Godspeed, President-elect Trump.
Godspeed, The United States of America. We can think of no greater gift on this Veteran’s Day. It’s the gift, not of a guarantee, but a fighting chance.
THE PLANET had you all the way.
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“It is not in numbers, but in unity, our greatest strength lies; yet our present numbers are sufficient to repel the force of all the word” — Thomas Paine in Common Sense.
“OPEN THE WINDOW, AUNT MILLIE.”
LOVE TO ALL.
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Can we start a petition to remove Gov Healey as she becomes a law breaking obstructionist??
I’m with you, Shirley. Find someone to draft it and I’ll get sigs in conservative Springfield!
Tom Holman and Stephen Miller will take care of her!
Holman was asked is there a way not to break up families. His answer was,yes,send the whole family back.
Crowbar hotel for Healey!!!
Unlike our Mass governor, Kelly Ayotte
the newly elected governor in our neighboring state of New Hampshire will put her citizens first. You won’t see illegals moving to the head of any lines especially before veterans or anyone else for that matter. She is a veteran herself who will truly has they’re backs.
More, Blue tears from Melle on that election.
I think Trump’s new Border Czar will take care of Maura Healey and her Illegal Aliens First Agenda.
Trump’s ‘border czar’ warns Dem govs rejecting Trump deportation plan: ‘Get the hell out of the way’ | Fox News
Moran Healey
Guilty of volumes of civil rights, campaign violations and criminal behavior.
Now That Levy gone day one, shelly Joseph ( bent judge Allen Allen trafficker) Rachel ” road rage ” rollins ( hatch act violations) and Healey ( to many crimes to list) , will be busy with prosecutions , budget shortages ( 15 billion in fed funds withheld)
Justice is coming, in 69 days 🙂
Stay patient
She just strengthened the illegal migrant magnet. The worst of the worst will come to Massachusetts and she said MSP won’t do anything to help. She’ll dump most of them in western Massachusetts
I believe she will dump them in communities that refuse to participate in her planning initiatives.
Build the case first, start with a few egregious acts, how they impact you or someone you know.
Letters to editors statewide. Can be done as you develop petition ok n, but keep them linked in content.
Two prime complaints are the town near Boston denied funds for sea surge protection because they decline to accept Grant’s for affordable housing, and Dorcester losing their community center which was converted into a illegal alien Center.
Very concrete and impactful. Communities everywhere have similar stories to tell.
Though it be better if you stop electing ex AG’s. They are the worst.
AG Gaetz will be on her Leftist Ass
The Planet (Dan) is a perfect encapsulation of what real journalism should be like !Dan’s coverage of the election cycle which started with the selection of Biden almost four years ago to present was accurate and on point. Most of the others around here in the Berkshires are not journalists, they’re activists. And they have left no doubt of that activism with the same coverage of it.
Thanks Planet!
Thank Y-O-U, Opie. We were inducted into the Society of Professional Journalists in 1974 and haven’t looked back since.
Happy Veterans Day.
I.am happy that we still have the awesome Governor Maura Healey who always stands up to Donald Trump and his bullying ways.
Happy Veteran’s Day to you, JON, and all who served. Our country thanks you. THE PLANET thanks you.
We love you, Dan Valenti, who I believe is the best journalist in the beautiful Berkshires and beyond!
Right on target, Jon. Dan Valenti is the best. More than the Berkshires, too.
Thank you guys. Means a lot.
Johnny, good to see you support someone who refuses to enforce the Laws of our Country. She blamed the problem on the Federal Government, now they’re going to fix the problem, she’s refusing to help. Enforcing laws isn’t bullying.
Donald Trump: (a) is convicted of 34 felonies; (b) is a moral hypocrite who cheated on all of his 3 wives, as well as paid hush money to keep his love affairs with his mistresses secret; (c) was caught on a hot mic saying that he likes to grab women by their [genitals]; (d) was impeached, but never convicted, twice by U.S. Congress; (e) was found guilty in two civil lawsuits whereby he owes huge sums of money; (f) was investigated for allegedly illegally having in his private possession classified government documents – (Note: Hillary Clinton took her government server home, connected it to an non-secure internet, bleached her hard drive, destroyed cellphones; Joe Biden had classified government documents in his 2 Delaware homes and library); (g) refuses to release his federal tax returns allegedly because he allegedly doesn’t pay – in part or in whole – federal taxes; (h) declared business bankruptcies multiple times; (i) is said to have alleged financial ties to banks in Germany that are connected to Putin’s Russia; (j) appointed Supreme Court Justices who overturned Roe, which led to increased medical emergencies and deaths of mothers and newborn babies – but he is supposedly pro-life?; (k) promotes political retribution and plans to persecute innocent people who are opposed to his authoritarian-style of so-called leadership; (l) plans to increase greenhouse gas emissions at home and abroad – because he is a big bag of hot air; (m) likes to use the MAGA tagline that is understood to mean Nazi, alt-right, as well as called hate groups and their protesters in Charlottesville, Virginia, “fine people on both sides”; (n) employs far right political operatives in his campaign and administration(s), including Steve Bannon; (o) uses harsh language to intimidate people from dissenting against his strong-man rule; (p) plans to spend huge amounts of federal tax dollars on mass deportations (without saying where the federal dollars will come from); (q) plans to pass into federal law the single largest tax cut in U.S. history that will cause trillions of dollars in federal budget deficits over the next 4 years; (r) added and will add many trillions of dollars to the U.S.’s $36 trillion national debt; (s) pretends to be for the working-class, but that has not been a reality for common people for over 50 years now, as most of the net gain in income has gone to the super rich since the early- to mid-1970’s; (t) spends most of his days watching the news on cable television, drinking Diet Cokes, and golfing instead of working, but he has never really worked an honest day in his 78-year-old life; (u) demands absolute loyalty from people, but then he throws them under the bus; (v) is a divisive politician who uses cultural conflict and violence for his own gain; (w) is a trust fund baby whose late-father was worth over $300 million in the late 1990’s (not adjusted for inflation in the Autumn 2024), but then he does a photo op at the French Fry unit at McDonald’s; (x) his real estate businesses have a history of alleged racist discrimination against minorities, especially black people; (y) his niece, Dr. Mary Trump, Psychologist, warns us about Donald Trump’s alleged mental health disorders, and she says that her uncle is a dangerous man; (z) Donald Trump is said to admire the EVIL Adolf Hitler.
Guess what, clown? That post got you the not so much sought-after ….
“The Planet Poster Nutso”award.
Also 2 Term President, and your President for the next 4 years. Enjoy Johnny.
JM is proof TDS has no expiration date.
President OJ will be absolved of all charges and convictions. The rule of law will be found to not apply to him. President OJ is now above the law. This sets a precedent for future generations. What could possibly go wrong?
He didn’t break any laws. He was found guilty of doing things that are perfectly legal. Like hiring lawyers, contracts, etc…
JM happy belated Veteran’s Day. I will just comment that you are not bullied here just given critical feedback. Like in the post above you have neglected the attack by the judicial system against an opponent which is now called Lawfare. These are the tactics used by Democrats which resemble the tactics of Nazi’s. These were not the tactics used by Republicans nor MAGA. Also the violence before the 2020 elections again were started by Democrats backed by Harris and Pelosi. I know you will bring up J6 but that again was started and staged by the Democrats and Pelosi. So I do have to correct your twisted view in the political thoughts you have that are obviously from being brainwashed. Another thing to mention you now live in the upper middle class town in NH and not the Pitts nor MA so you may want to focus on how well their government is run with the Republicans mostly in charge.
Surely you and Pat will respond to the question I posed below.
POTUS TRUMP!
Melle
If you sought professional help and maybe something like Prozac, you would probably live a more complete and happy life and end the nonsense like above, as well as, your 25+ year feud with Andy that only exists in your mind.
(c) “caught on hot mic…..” Again, with that JM? Aren’t you almost 50 years old.
He needs a brain transplant
As we post they are spreading his azz cheeks to perform the brain transplant.
Holy shit Melle.
Can You make, the above, a coherent paragraphs???
That is like reading Egyptian!
No question about it. You’re a TDS lunatic.
Melle, did You take an oath, to uphold the US Constitution?
Yes or no?
If Nuciforo did indeed maintain a course of aggression against you, then you could say you won. You have escaped the black hole, the place where laws of physics and nature warp, where people flatten out and cease to exist on three planes -their sacred geometric forms extracted – the Land of Berkshire Obfuscated County. You live in the Free State of NH, a good place with good people.
You could say, “I win!” and you will discover that Nuciforo, if straining his ears to report on your words, will find he just can’t hear you anymore.
Healey is a crook, and federal felon.
Healy is by far the bully. Maybe she can send criminal aliens to NH
Bathhouse Barry Obama played the race card.
Killary Clinton played the woman card,
but America played the Trump card!!
Another bit of good news, we are getting rid of the (D)idn’t (E)arn (I)t “border czar” Obamala, and replacing her with a real Border Czar, Tom Homan.
For those unfamiliar with Tom Homan, he is a liberal-loon’s worst nightmare.
Full Clip: Tom Homan VS AOC: When Trump’s ‘Border Czar’ Rebutted This Democrat On Border Security
RINO McConnell is not done yet.
Calling for a secret ballot Wednesday for Senate majority leader, with two fellow RINOs on the ballot.
POTUS Trump is endorsing Rick Scott.
More on Mitch:
“It was not an easy run for Kari Lake and several other Republicans.
Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell did not share any donations with Kari Lake, Texas Senator Ted Cruz, or Florida Senator Rick Scott.
Instead, McConnell blew millions on Trump-hater Larry Hogan who was wiped out in Maryland. Mitch McConnell is not on our side.
Then, last week, McConnell called for a closed-door secret leadership vote for Senate Republicans this coming Wednesday.” -TGP
As president of the senate, JD Vance can step up and take control. It doesn’t have to end with a (D) senate majority leader like
Cornyn or Thune.
November 10, 2024
Jim Hoft
U.S. Senate
REPORT: Republican Internal Whip-Count for Leadership Vote on Wednesday Is LEAKED — 42 Members Support War-Pigs Cornyn and Thune — CALL YOUR SENATOR and Demand They Vote for the Republican Voter’s Choice — Rick Scott
Bill Cassidy (LA), Chuck Grassley (IA), Cindy Hyde-Smith (MS), Cynthia Lummis (WY), Dan Sullivan (AK), Deb Fischer (NE), James Lankford (OK), Jerry Moran (KS), Jim Banks (IN), Jim Justice (WV), Jim Risch (ID), John Barrasso (WY), John Boozman (AR), John Cornyn (TX), John Curtis (UT), John Hoeven (ND), John Kennedy (LA), John Thune (SD), Joni Ernst (IA), Josh Hawley (MO), Katie Britt (AL), Kevin Cramer (ND), Lindsey Graham (SC), Lisa Murkowski (AK), Markwayne Mullin (OK), Marsha Blackburn (TN), Mike Crapo (ID), Mike Rounds (SD), Mitch McConnell (KY), Pete Ricketts (NE), Rich McCormick (GA), Roger Wicker (MS), Shelley Moore Capito (WV), Steve Daines (MT), Susan Collins (ME), Ted Budd (NC), Ted Cruz (TX), Thom Tillis (NC), Tim Scott (SC), Tim Sheehy (MT), Todd Young (IN), Tom Cotton (AR)
This is why so many voters hate their representation.
They really don’t care what you think. They believe they know better than you.
Elon Musk, Robert Kennedy, Jr., and Republican voters are calling for Republican Senators to vote for Senator Rick Scott for Senate Majority Leader.
Rick Scott is the logical choice to lead the Senate Republicans. He just blew out his Democrat opponent in Florida by 12+ points.
But the Senate Republicans have a long history of sh*tting on their voters. Senate Republicans overwhelmingly supported the Ukraine War, a lost war, despite the dangers of an escalation.
Senate Republicans gladly voted to hand over billions to the Ukraine cause – taxpayer dollars that were never audited, by the way.
Republican Senators REFUSED to fund the Trump border wall during President Trump’s first term! But, again, they gladly send tens of billions to Ukraine. Senate Republicans stalled Trump’s MAGA agenda.
RINOS won senate vote, think about that Americans;
Relax
Mc romney McDaniel is gone
McCarthy is gone
Nobody interested in their political career, is voting with
McConnell.
Hes about as relevant as the fake news- fox is ready to go bankrupt.
Rumor is elon buying MSlsd from bank, as they’ve lost 75% of ratings.
It will be a nice addition to x, as a cable outlet.
Ufc now opening New York stock exchange:)
Go dana go – nice to see a local guy make it big!
The propaganda parrot pretty quiet , why?
1;04 / 11/12/24
They’re not gone until they’re gone.
Chaz
Your a 25%er
Keep drinking the koolaid
We should all quaff the ale in the chaliced cup of Sir Chaz, THOMAS.
I do it every day. Morning, and at night as I drive through the woods and plains. Not so much as I toil in fighting evil.
I really don’t understand that. It makes no sense. what is a 25%er? Is it a good thing or a bad thing?
And, it’s SIR Chaz. I’m a knight. A hard fought honor.
Chaz has drunk from the challis so much that he can’t find his way south to the Berkshire hills. Hint: take Rt 7 south passed Rt 143.
https://thefederalist.com/2024/11/11/the-biggest-losers-on-election-night-were-the-obamas/
Corrupt Arizona still “counting” a week after the election! How is this allowed to happen?!
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/11/fix-is-maricopa-county-releases-another-questionable-97k/
It’s Official. Muslims were the reason Trump won Michigan.
They supported him. They aren’t woke either, like the rest of us.
They want peace in the Middle East unlike the warmongers on the left. Biden couldn’t even bring himself to have Peace talks for Ukraine and Russia. Trump is working on bringing peace to all of the war zones.
And may the Lord be with Him.
Joseph Stalin: ‘The people who cast the votes don’t decide an election, the people who count the votes do
November 11, 2024
Hello blogger Dan Valenti,
The 2-Pete’s Pittsfield politics will charge the median city residential property owner: $4,601.61 in fiscal year 2025. The fiscal figure does NOT include city fees.
Pittsfield spends tens of millions of dollars more per fiscal year than similar sized postindustrial small cities, such as Westfield, Massachusetts.
There will be a City Council meeting on Tuesday, November 12th, 2024, at 6pm, whereby city taxpayers may speak at the open mic.
If I lived in my native hometown of Pittsfield, Massachusetts, I would ask the 2-Pete’s and City Council why does Pittsfield’s city government and (level 5) public school system cost city taxpayers tens of millions of dollars more per fiscal year than similar small cities?
I would ask them why Pittsfield’s financial management policies have been predictably the same for over 40 years now since the early-1980’s whereby the city always increases its spending by at least 5 percent (or higher) per fiscal year.
I would ask them why they are not changing any of this because tens of millions of dollars in additional city spending per fiscal year will add up to hundreds of millions of dollars in additional city spending over future generations. I would tell them that Pittsfield’s city spending is unsustainable over the long-term.
I would tell them that Pittsfield’s tax and spend policies boil down to the city government taking over $5,000 per fiscal year 2025 from senior citizen city taxpayers who are already financially constrained.
I would tell them that it was WRONG when the Mayor Peter Marchetti administration settled Nuciforo’s pot lawsuit earlier this calendar year 2024 whereby “Luciforo: Pittsfield’s Pot King (of lawsuits)” ended up with $341,000 in city “FREE CASH”, and that Andrea Francesco Nuciforo Junior is already a millionaire who lives in his $950,000 mansion in Pittsfield’s elitist Gated Community west of Berkshire Community College.
In closing, I give the 2-Pete’s Pittsfield politics, as well as Nuciforo, 2 middle fingers, in defense of the exploited city taxpayers. They are all HORRIBLE politicians and a pot king!
Jon Melle
https://www.iberkshires.com/story/77165/Pittsfield-Tax-Rate-May-Drop-But-Bills-Rise.html
I would tell them the current toters are to small or to big. Half the ones on my street the garbage is above the threshold of the cover. I’ve also see many empty toters strewn on the ground by the wind,I assume.
Also those favoring Trump will be retaliated against by the left wing trolls. And the trolls benefited by d e I and woke agendas are already in place to make things difficult.
Siggy
Intentionally defective- now city and cassella can fine taxpayers- because they wont rent extra totes.
Cant raise the taxes due to prop 2-1/2- so now its fines and fees….
Rinse and repeat….
They will raise evaluations next year , to provide more assets for politicians to exploit and steal.
Dalton is onto imaginary ladder trucks , ambulances and public works projects.
Look for trump to investigate pittsfield ( taconic ) for grant fraud – grant was to increase trade school- which is 1/2 the size, in footprint and enrollment – good luck with that Pete Pete- 800 million shortfall- bond revocation and receivership.
Lol
Keep digging your doing great at incriminating yourselves:)
Regards
Tom
Shitsfield true to form, just dropped evaluations, and raised tax rates.
Told you so ( see previous post)
Next year peter peter peter eater , will raise evaluations, fraudulently eluding prop 2&1/2.
Dalton has been pulling same scam for years( ken Walto and tommy scumpaniak- began the fraud, extortion and theft)
Fortunately it’s a continued conspiracy, still a prosecutable crime, look for pittsfield to be in litigation, for next 4 years.
Kameltoes visit making, more sense now? Who visited her at hair salon? Real investigators and muckrakers know- with pics:)
Long overdue, be 3 impeachments of federal judges , who are all former prosecutors.
Jack Smith resigning, he wont find a country willing to fight extrication.
Odds he becomes another victim of clintoncide.
Be patient, justice is coming
Fast , hard and deep.
The Dalton white soxers are the one’s to watch.
When I see the garbage hood being measured with a ruler then I’ll agree with your post. My intention is to make life simple for those who need help pushing the can to the curb.
There was a line of cars on Hancock road a block long waiting for Toters to be picked up. Another thing I saw was the Toter Truck has to back up at Pinehurst Ave….not only a dangerous situation but tedious for traffic goers.
Again to elderly and disabled people. If you can’t physically put the Toter out to the Curb,the City Trash worker will bring it out. Get the Form at City Hall. All you need is a note from your Doctor.
https://cms2.revize.com/revize/pittsfieldma/city_hall/public_works_and_utilities/docs/Back%20Yard%20Pickup%20form.pdf
Backyard Pickup Request Form
Dan, could you please investigate this situation. I have a very reliable source that says Marchetti was presented a plan for redevelopment of Wahconah park that involved the privatization of the facility. The plan involved a corporate sponsor or sponsors funding the repair and improvement of the park. Marchetti flatly refused such an idea without consulting the public or the council. Also, the idea was presented to Pership and he never responded. This plan would have eliminated the need of public funding in excess of 30 million dollars for the rehab. Why did Marchetti not consider this? Unfortunately it looks like the residents will end up footing the bill.
The City Council meets on Tuesday night, November 12th, 2024, at 6pm, to set the city tax rate that will increase property taxes in Pittsfield, Massachusetts.
Why not go there and speak at the open mic?
The 2-Pete’s Pittsfield politics pounds people’s purses!
Even though the gay white guys for Harris GWG 4 Harris wasn’t very successful atleast it brought you and your cuz Mayor Pete closer as a family and rumors have it you and CC Prez Pete are now BFFs.
Has it also been vetted that the remediations are on a Historical Funding Registry? I think not. Dan?
A Texan National Guardsman takes shot from across the Mexican border!
President Sir Chaz gives them slow motion destruction. Three months for the Mexican army and politboro to watch in astonishment as 200,000 soldiers, artillery, armor, and a mountain of bombs and airforce masses on the southern US border. Then we just take a swath 50 km and stop. Good old fashion US foreign policy: “Don’t touch us.” What do we do with the seized territory: make a protectorate and let the illegals reside there and make a case for statehood.
President Sir Chaz, “I’m the president you want because no else does.”
Even after looking at the voting map of the US where 80% of the land mass voted republican the Hate Rag of the Berkshires and the typical writers they have, both professional(???) and letters to the editor writers, still can’t leave their brainwashed hatred. Why can’t they see the 4 years of illegitimate were the worse 4 years America has seen in a very long time, probably would have to go back to 1783 for a comparison. I guess that is why this is considered the land of the PITTS, we love all garbage especially with our politicians! When will the state start saving the taxpayers money instead of blowing it on all the crack fueled ideas they come up with in the legislature? Let’s say NO to the East-West Chinese Choo Choo that no one will ever ride for full price of what it should cost because you know the taxpayer will fund it just like the T in Boston! Let’s say NO to this solar panel invasion from China! Let’s get away from 1 party rule and while were at it let’s have voter ID’s and one day voting and counting!!
As for the council meeting tonight I feel the best idea would be to keep the taxes at their current rate and pay down as much of our debt as possible so the next generation is screwed by all the mistakes of the prior years. Maybe they could pass a balanced budget proposal where they only spend what they have, no more new debt!
All received. But regardless, Massachusetts will stay the same. Let’s see how the rats proceed from here to Boston. Do not defy Holman. And let’s see how our bleeding hearts protect dreamers and illegals.
Dan.Trump does Not need ninety days.
4 b Women are divorcing their husbands who voted for Trump. They’re also stockpiling abortion pills and shaving their heads.
They are fugly D-hags anyway.
Find a nice Conservative girl and have lots of children. Love them and raise them well.
The Berkshire Eagle is our mainstay of our liberal democracy. The editorial page editor knows whereof he speaks. If you don’t like it stick to PV.
Leftists are the greatest threat to democracy……
https://thefederalist.com/2024/11/12/voters-decided-democrats-are-the-biggest-threat-to-democracy/
You have an awful political set up in Pittsfield. The highlight of City Hall meetings going forward are proclamations and Energy Poles positioning. Pittsfield should go to a town manger. Someone mentioned Schools get 132 million? Why?
Leftists are a valuable contribution to our democracy.
No. It’s a malady of youth.
Ah, but I was so much older then…
“I’m younger than that now.”
For O and D, a toast to the bard.
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AOC was shocked to find that people who voted for her also voted for Trump in large numbers. So unlike the rest of the far left who is putting down Trump voters and telling people to distance themselves from them, AOC is in the strange position of being unable to do that without insulting her own voters. She actually was asking her voters to tell her why they voted for her and Trump. “You both seem real”. “You are both outsiders compared to the rest of the establishment”. People had interesting and even some strange answers. See the attached article, but maybe AOC won’t be able to go crazy on the illegal immigrant deportations because her own voters support it.
https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/aoc-trump-democrats-listen-voters-rcna179762
If , Anyone, voted for AOC they are wacky.
P.S. I voted for Biden, as POTUS Trump had no chance in mASSacusetts, to piss off:
DNC, Lizze Warren, Healey, Markey, D-“voters”, …..
How are the BLUE TEARS FLOWING?
TSC, Oxy, et al got good drainage?
AOC is not for the middle class that’s for sure, but people who voted for her think she is?!? She did nothing for the middle class, but thankfully her voters also voted for Trump.
I hope Peter Doocy gets the WH Communications spot to replace Karine the awful DEI hire!
November 12, 2024
Hello blogger Dan Valenti,
Here is the proof that the 2-Pete’s Pittsfield politics predictably did NOT change the city government’s excessive tax and spend municipal financial management.
The fictional Mary Jane & Joe Kapanski are paying 7.17 percent more on their property tax bill than the previous fiscal year. The average fiscal year 2025 residential property tax bill is close to $5,300.00, which does not include city fees.
Pittsfield’s plan is the same old one that now takes over $6,000.00 per fiscal year from senior citizens who live on a fixed income and face severe financial constraints.
Pittsfield’s excessive tax and spend municipal finances cost tens of millions of dollars per fiscal year more than similar small postindustrial cities, such as Westfield. I do not understand how and why this is happening, other than all of the failed mayoral administrations that are sarcastically called: (the late) Bar-stool, Aberration, Rolodex, Montello, Gated Community, and Openly Gay 90-day grace period.
Best wishes,
Jonathan A. Melle
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“The Pittsfield City Council set a lower property tax rate, but the average bill is going up thanks to increased property value”
By Greg Sukiennik, The Berkshire Eagle, November 12, 2024
PITTSFIELD — The average residential property tax bill for fiscal 2025 will increase 7.17 percent over the previous year under tax rates set by the City Council on Tuesday night.
That’s despite setting a tax rate 51 cents per $1,000 less than last year for most of the city’s property owners.
While the rates went down, the value of city properties, based on real estate sales, increased — eating up whatever savings most taxpayers may have realized from the lower rate.
Following a public hearing, with questions asked of the city Board of Assessors and finance director, the council unanimously set rates of $17.94 per $1,000 of valuation for residential property and $37.96 per $1,000 for commercial and personal property.
Those rates are subsidized by $2.5 million in free cash, as voted by the council in setting the fiscal 2025 budget.
In fiscal 2024, the tax rates were $18.45 per $1,000 for residential property and $39.61 per $1,000 for commercial and personal property.
According to the Board of Assessors, the average residential home valuation for fiscal 2025 is $295,291 — an increase of 10.21 percent over a year ago. During her presentation to the Council, board chair Laura Catalano offered a photo of a 1,250 square foot ranch home on the city’s southeast side as an example of that average residence.
At the rate approved by the council, the taxes for that average property will be $5,297.52.
In fiscal 2024, the average residential property was worth $267,914, and the average bill was $4,943.01.
According to Catalano, 568 residential properties bills will decrease; 1,467 will increase less than $100; 3,777 will increase less than the average of 7.17 percent; and 5,294 will increase more than that average.
Councilors, while praising the efforts made by Mayor Peter Marchetti’s administration to minimize the property tax impact for fiscal 2025 through its municipal budget, said there’s more work to do in the year ahead.
Councilor Kathy Amuso, who a year ago led the charge to reduce the city’s tax impact, noted that although the city’s rate went down, the appraisal values continued to increase, as they have throughout the region.
“There are still some people that are going to get a significant tax bill,” Amuso said. “I do think we worked hard and worked hard with mayor and his team and the school side. … I just think going forward we have to do the same to be as fiscally responsible as we can.”
Councilors posed questions on behalf of constituents, asking what would happen if the city did not set a tax rate by Dec. 31, and what would happen if it set a lower rate than what was presented.
Matthew Kerwood, the city’s finance director, said failure to set a tax rate in a timely fashion would lead to cash shortages down the road, and borrowing that would cost the city interest.
Cutting the rate would mean cutting the budget, Marchetti said. “Since it’s halfway through the year it would mean double the amount of cuts,” he said.
Councilor Kenneth Warren Jr., while also praising Marchetti’s administration, said he could only give city government a “B-minus” for its work in controlling tax growth. “This is not an indictment of the current administration or the City Council. This is where we find ourselves,” he said.
Given the increases in appraised value, Councilor Alisa Costa asked what residents can do if they want to challenge those values. Catalano and Kerwood said that the appeal window starts when bills are sent out, and continues for 30 days. And Catalano noted there are several abatement programs for senior citizens, if they meet certain requirements.
“When you file an abatement be specific why your house is overvalued to justify the fact value is too high,” Kerwood said. “Putting down ‘The taxes are too high’ is not a justification for an abatement.”
The commercial and personal property rate of $37.96 is $1.65 less than it was in fiscal 2024. According to the Board of Assessors, at the median property valuation of $224,250, the bill would be $8,512.53. That’s a 1.61 percent increase over fiscal 2024.
Every year, the city shifts a percentage of its tax burden onto commercial and personal property. If the city used a single tax rate, it would come out to $21.69 per $1,000 for all taxpayers.
Overall, the city has a property valuation of $5.27 billion — up from $4.82 billion in fiscal 2024.
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Gov. Healey and the Legislature are trying to figure out how to reduce the cost of “houselessness” without trying to figure out the root cause of said “houselessness”. Can they look in the mirror and see the issue?
Is this, TSC or Oxys “brother/it/he/she/thingy/…) ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1L4MdADYhU&t=121s
Woke generals / those who had a hand in Afghanistan withdrawal – you’re fired!
Obama was responsible for replacing military patriots with the wokesters……
https://www.newsmax.com/newsfront/donald-trump-transition-team-warrior-board/2024/11/12/id/1187799/
They going to re-enlist Gen Millie, and try him for TREASON!
Even if they don’t reenlist him, they’ll still try him under the UCMJ (military justice) and not the federal statutes he violated.
For those unfamiliar with the military, the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) is no joke.
Millie, when he’s found guilty of treason and other UCMJ violations for breaking the chain of command, he will be stripped of his rank down to E-1 private (for humiliation reasons), he’ll lose his pension, and he’ll more than likely spend the rest of his life in Leavenworth Military Barracks (prison).
And be forced to relinquish his WWII inspired duds I hope.
Milley should be courtmartialed for his dealings with the CCP…….
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/11/steve-bannon-trump-needs-recall-mark-milley-day/
As I have said a couple of times already, I am disappointed that Harris lost, and am sad to see that the majority of Americans have sided with the MAGA/Trump cohort. I am also disappointed that so many of my posts were censored before Trump’s victory. I guess those posts just didn’t give enough support to the party line.
I am sorry to see that all the right wing bloggers on this site fail to lower their blinders and recognize Harris’ copious talents – it is amazing to me that such an obviously talented individual is described by you folks in such deprecating and despicable terms. Gee – I wonder why that is…
The good news is that the landslide victory was so one-sided, as it leaves no doubt what the mandate from the citizenry is. So now the ball is in your collective court, and we’ll see just how successful you all and Orange Jesus are in solving our country’s problems.
Like all the other alt-right websites, PV got it right, and is now fully within its element, its members having seized the agenda, reflecting the majority will of the US electorate. PV can now continue to freely push its anti-DEI, anti-LGBTQ message, secure in the knowledge that any PV voices supporting minority and gender rights will be few and far between.
We still have the great Governor Maura Healey!
She might be in prison soon Johnny.
AG Gaetz is going to clean up the CRIMINAL ALIEN scam she is running in mASSachusetts
She is great alright.
https://dailycaller.com/2024/11/13/sanctuary-state-massachusetts-cut-hotel-costs-for-migrants/
If JM had critical thinking skills, he would realize that the $1,000,000,000 ($1B) spent on putting illegal aliens in hotels across MA, could have been used to house American Veterans and other American homeless looking for help.
Instead, JM keeps up with the failed democRAT-Nazi Party line of: Illegals Aliens First, Americans Last policy.
Unlike the far left administration under Biden/Harris, Trump and his voters want all Americans to benefit from his policies. The far left policies of Biden/Harris only benefitted the very wealthy, school personnel, and government workers.
OX
Thanks for your participation on this board. THE PLANET encourages, accepts, and more importantly respect pushback, especially when it’s reasonably well written and well argued.
Have you shaved your head yet, Ms. Oxy?
I take it, Fritzo, that you don’t like women!
Ox, the key to President Elect Trump’s success, is the Democrats not sabotaging his Presidency. No more phony charges and lies. If they can let him do his job I believe the sky’s the limit. Kamala was probably the most unqualified, incompetent Candidate of my lifetime. She makes Mike Dukakis look good.
Hey, Joetax, you are a remarkably bad judge of talent!
You are right, though, about, Democrats not sabotaging his Presidency, notably, accepting the result for a peaceful transition of power.
Thanks. Just wondering what was some of Kamala’s policies that drew you to her?
Most of them.
Ohh, they are extremely busy sabotageing. Did you see the frozen picture of Pelosi – she is consumed with thoughts of sabotage.
The FEMA thing – everyone there is targeting those with Trump signs means everyone in the Fed is doing it. They have gotten so used to it that they don’t feel the inclination to hide.
Those blue tears streaming down your face are a thing of beauty.
Kamala was an idiot, and America saw right through her. Well, at least the smarter part of America did. Only the NIMBY-liberal a$$holes couldn’t take the blinders off and see how stupid Kammy was. It had nothing to do with her race, as you cowardly imply. By the way, what race is she Ox?
Watch Kamala Harris sworn in as first Indian-American senator | Sacramento Bee
She flunked her interview on JM’s favorite program, The View.
No, Americans don’t need or want Marxist programs that you left-loons tried to force on us.
Garbage like LGBTQ Drag Queen Story Hour for Kids. In the day, porn was kept behind counters and hidden from view. Transvestites and people who play make believe, kept themselves hidden away from public view, for obvious reasons.
Or allowing people like Shirley Edgerton, to illegally spend my hardworking tax money to take an African vacation, simply because she is black.
In case you haven’t figured it out yet Ox, we rejected Bathhouse Barry Obama and his race baiting ways. Playing the race card or shaming people because we don’t agree with unqualified (D)idn’t (E)arn (I)t hires, ship has sailed.
And if you’re going to refer to Orange Jesus, make sure to refer to him properly, that’s President Orange Jesus to you.
How many illegal aliens live in your home, hypocrite?
They are indeed a thing of beauty. Crying in my beer, I am.
Why, I see you are as bad a judge of talent as dan and joetax!
OX
Crying in your beer won’t change the results. I know you are trying to put up a nonchalance front, but we on this board are not fooled. Best for you to man up and come along for the ride.
No problem.
On second thought, you’re going to have to do a lot better to keep me aboard. Your efficiency has declined so much over the past year or so that I’m not getting what I need in terms of social interaction and representation of my views.
The turn-around time is way too slow (half a day?) and too many of my posts are left on the cutting room floor or misplaced in the queue that I feel you are not doing an adequate job representing my view. And my view, as you know, is critical here, because it represents the solid foil this board needs to continue to be a quality product.
I know your job is a tough one, what with trying to make deadline and combat the world of spam at the same time.
I’ll give you a week. If you can’t come up with the time, energy and resources to get our posts out on time and in the proper queue order and keep my posts off the cutting room floor, then I’m going to have to take my writing talents and social interaction needs elsewhere.
OX
Thanks for the warning. You may leave … or stay, as you choose. Remember, though, that this board is the only one locally that allows feedback. This board is the only one locally that covers events with views that are not lockstep with the Prevailing Wisdom. This board is the only one that dares to critically look at municipal operations. We could go on and on. Remember also that this board is a cost center for us, not a revenue generator. It is done, free of charge, as my form of public service. I have poured considerable resources into the operation. The time and effort involved–happily done, by the way–is not how I make my living. All said, think it over. Also, with respect to your deadline (“I’ll give you a week”), that is the WORST way to motivate me. If you stay, OK. If you go, Godspeed! You leave with my thanks and blessings.
Thanks for your timely response!
Oxengabber, when I have a work that is outright brilliant and I fear that it shall stale as it waits, I just give it a shake and a jiggle and it shows up.
I do not want to change the results. While I wish that my candidate Harris had won, she did not. Our democratic system worked EXACTLY as it should: the result accurately reflects the will of the majority. And now, it is the task of the majority and those elected to move our country in a positive direction forward, following the platform of the candidates who were elected. What could be simpler?
Trump won the presidency, senate, and house, but yet you call us bad judges of talent.
Speaks volumes of you.
**You never answered my question after cowardly implying those not voting for Kammy were “racist.”
What race is she?
Hey, Genious Markibus, my implication was that your inability to judge talent and saying Harris is stupid was because ‘Trump says so’
If you infer that you are a racist it’s your doing, not mine.
Oxy, you hate Americans and what America is.
Move to where freedom and liberty, is not honored. China would be a start
You ass Trapper. Who are you to say I don’t love my country? I do, buddy.
“The Oval Office is so beautiful, and I do certainly look forward to it,” Trump said.” -DJT
exactly which rights?
Don’t ask, GOB, cuz he will go silent!
What ARE you talking about?
The Trump Train keeps rolling along.
In this clip, Trump talks about cutting all federal funding and accreditation to all colleges and universities that have become liberal indoctrination centers, instead of educational institutions.
He will also direct the DOJ to go after schools and officials, that base admissions and other educational programs on racial discriminatory policies like, (D)idn’t (E)arn (I)t, for civil rights violations, both criminal and civil.
**This also includes ANY school in the US that promotes gender affirmation or any other harmful thing to a minor child.
He is also eliminating and dismantling the federal Department of Education and sending it back to the states.
Elon Musk on X: “https://t.co/d6BiayAjwy” / X
**In other words, this bloat in the Bithcfield Public Scohol System, better start performing and performing really quick. The clock will be striking midnight soon.
District Organizational Chart – Pittsfield Public Schools
Yes, yes, and yes again.
Start with WILLIAMS
They institiutued DIE MANY YEARS AGO
Interesting you mention WC. I can draw you a chart how it happened. It started with cultural diversity, which melded with Derrida (the hair, the frenchiness) and became on demand revolt and demonstration. Need a revolt, Dept of perturbations will make a 20’x100′ banner to hoist.
Today, they worry about grade inflation (90% grades are btw a- and a+) and grade compression. Only in ivory tower stupidity: they fear too little opportunity by excluding c and b grades. A professor argues there that the fix to compression is to increase the number of A+.
The trials of the rich. I doubt many Williams grads will be up to peer reviewing their state university competitors.
Memo shows 76 percent of grades in A range last year, prompting faculty discussion – The Williams Record
To be fair only a measly 76 percent of the grades break the B barrier. That’s an improvement in academic caliber over my class which squeaked by with only 20%.
“ De Veaux suggested encouraging faculty to award A+ grades to allow for a higher ceiling and to reward excellent student work. “
Let not a single kernal of genius go unremarked.
Shut up and sit down you fake indian!
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/11/sit-down-pocahontas-elizabeth-warren-gets-dragged-twitter/
If you open the link and then click on Lyin’ Lizzie’s Twitter/X link, the comments are worth their weight in gold.
It then makes me wonder, how on God’s green earth, did MA/Berkshires end up with such useless women politicians like: Pocahontas, Tricia Farley-Country Buffet (d-illegal aliens), Sara Hathaway, Linda “Flat”Tyer, Andrea “Wrong Way” Harrington, and Pete Marchetti.
Are there no Tulsi Gabbards in MA?
She used to be a democRAT, until she realized they are the modern day Nazi party. It proves some democRATS can learn.
My question as well, Trap!
No one even ran against TFB – that should change next election cycle.
Matt Gaetz next USA AG !!!
Everyday feels like Christmas since Trump won in a landslide!
Gaetz is an awesome choice!
Expected result: unless he is a recess appointment, he’ll never make it past senate confirmation.
Good! That’s just fine.
Then the good Republicans have cause to revolt and toss out McConnel’s clone. McConnel will be gone, his gang dispersed, and then the good man has a good chance to do the job.
I went to my restaurant bar on Wednesday, 11/13/2024, and my friend said that if I went back to Pittsfield (Massachusetts), I could party there. I replied that I am never going back to Pittsfield. My friend asked me why. I replied that I have enemies there, and that there are people in Pittsfield who would hurt me. My friend was in disbelief and told me that I am a good guy. I replied that my dad, Bob, was a politician there many years ago now, and that I could write a book about it. My friend said that there are some people who hurt others. He understood me.
After reading many articles and listening to a few TV personalities it is still troubling that anyone even voted for Harris/Walz. What plans did they ever suggest they would implement to get this country moving in a better direction? And to bring it closer to home I question how anyone voted for the Mayor and Council in Pittsfield? I do not see any competent leaders
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barks, roars, clucks, yells, groans, grunts, and growls.
ShirleyKnutz and Pat, I’d like to ask you a question, if the two of you are at all willing to answer. Whose evaluation of Kamala do you agree with, mine or Joetax/Markus?
My evaluation is that Kamala is an intelligent, well-spoken candidate who has good leadership qualities.
The Joetax/Markus evaluation is that Kamala is a stupid idiot who is the most unqualified, incompetent candidate seen in one’s lifetime.
Are you willing to say which evaluation you feel is closest to the truth?
I’m neither of the two, but I believe she is not stupid, proved by success in her life. Clearly she carved a diligent path. But she has absolutely nothing call herself. The best she could do in making her case was to do a talk show on a porn podcast. Not even softball, it was something anyone outside the deranged porn-class of sex identity voters would be embarrassed to watch.
She’s like the character in Satanic Verses – a man doing commercials – with a voice that can be a pea, a horse, a dog, a woman, a martian, and one thousand more things. But his body is the property of Satan and his soul is stuffed into a brick of wood waiting to come home.
She is a very dark person, demonic and cruel. She lost because African American men remember her tossing their numbers wholesale into prison for minor crime of marijuana possesion to elevate her career. That is an act that fits “caught with the stuff while being black.” She also lost because others have merely just witnessed her antics. Do you really think it is her cackling that grates? It is the fact that she has something to mock that does it for us.
When she plays a prosecutor in a debate, she sounds ok, but then I think of the crimes against humanity that she committed as a prosecutor.
Thanks. I just wanted to hear an admission that she’s not stupid, that’s all. Why? Because painting her as low IQ and stupid shows that Dan and company simply parrot Trump without providing their own evaluation.
I listened to and watched as much Kamala as her most rabid supporter. She great at reading a teleprompter. She can even get passing grades (P/F) addressing friendly, adoring crowds. Other than that, she’s not ready for the presidency. Not by a LOOOONNNGGG shot. It’s watched her at the friendliest address on earth, “The View,” and sink her campaign after being asked the softest softball question: “I can’t think of a thing I’d do different.” Exhibit B is how she avoided the press: no press conferences, ZERO, no interviews with hostile (read, “Legitimate, independent”) journalists. She refused Joe Rogan. She refused THE PLANET. That tells you everything about HER OWN evaluation of her abilities. No. It’s not “stupid” to realize deep inside that you just can’t cut it. Too bad she wasn’t more honest about it up front. She would never have agreed to be Biden’s VP, let alone agreeing to Shanghai him and steal a nomination for which she obviously was not in the remotest qualified. As for IQ, we would leave that for Stanford-Binet.
“I just wanted to hear an admission that she’s not stupid, that’s all.”
I grant you that. G-dspeed, Ox.
Hey Libtards!
Can’t take 4 years of Trump? Get frozen…….
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/11/hilarious-parody-ad-features-company-that-offers-cryogenically/