Archive | June, 2025
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MUNN AND DONE, ‘MEAN GIRL’ MAYOR, JUMPIN’ DOPPLER, and OTHER IMPONDERABLE MYSTERIES

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JUNE 30, 2025) — Random thoughts whilst brook zenning: Munn and Done: What’s up with the sudden firing of Gary Munn, an IT guy with eight years seving the Pittsfield Police Department? And is there a connection between the axing and the reported […]

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CAN IT GET ANY WORSE FOR BITCHFIELD PUBLIC SCHOOLS? NOW, ADMINISTRATORS ARE CHARGED WITH MANSLAUGHTER

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD-1 FRIDAY 6 p.m.–THE PLANET spoke to D.A. Tim Shugrue’s office today with some questions. We received the following: The investigation was certainly extensive and took great care (as all do).  In response to your questions: Ms. Whitacre was very cooperative throughout the entire process. I am […]

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SEN. WARREN CAME, SPOKE, AND LEFT … NOTHING CHANGED, BUT THE PATHETIC LOCAL POLS GOT THEIR PHOTO-OP

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JUNE 22, 2025) — In this land of No Kings, THE PLANET celebrates nonetheless Royalty’s visit last week to Bitchfield. We refer to the  Commonwealth’s senior senator Elizabeth Warren. The “grandma with a plan” at least know where the Berkshires are. There’s that. […]

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“SMILE! YOU’RE ON ‘CANDID CAMERON'” … CITY OFFICIALS CHOOSE SECRECY OVER TRANSPARENCY, FAVOR PERPETRATORS OVER VICTIMS, IN SCHOOL SCANDAL

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JUNE 20-2, 2025) — First, THE PLANET wishes to thank all those who turned out at The Stationery Factory Wednesday evening for the book launch of Stanley Kubrick’s Full Mental Straight Jacket: The Siege of Gunnery Sgt. Hartman. We went in […]

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SHEPHERD’S PIE OFF THE PHS MENU

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY IT’S TONIGHT! COME JOIN US AND SEE DAN VALENTI IN PERSON! BUY A BOOK FOR HIM TO SIGN! ENJOY FREE FOOD FROM MAZZEO’S RESTAURANT & GET FEELING GOOD AT THE BAR. (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JUNE 16, 2025) — Well, well. So we see that Alison Shepherd, […]

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PARSING LUMPY’S SYNTAX LEADS TO A NEW ‘DAY OF LIGHT’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JUNE 11, 2025) — THE PLANET may soon be sending a copy of Dan Valenti’s best-selling textbook Taming the Terror of Talk: Becoming a Confident Speaker to Bitchfield Mayor Lumpy. He could use it. Recently, Lumpy issued a proposal–now being endlessly nitpicked by subcommittees, […]

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BTF’s “THE ELEPHANT MAN” … A REVIEW

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JUNE 9, 2025) — Today, in a blessed break from the mystery and madness of politics, THE PLANET presents a play review for which the Comment Line is closed. BERKSHIRE THEATRE FESTIVAL PLAY REVIEW THE ELEPHANT MAN BY BERNARD POMERANCE DIRECTED BY ERIC […]

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FEDS PUT ULTA THEFTS, CRIMINAL ILLEGALS EVERMORE IN THE SIGHTS, AND IT’S ABOUT TIME

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JUNE 6-8, 2025) — From the wires: A nationwide coordinated crackdown on retail crime — what authorities are calling the first of its kind — led to hundreds of arrests in 28 states last week. The blitz, led by Illinois’ Cook […]

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BERKSHIRE COUNTY NOW IN DIRECT SIGHTS OF DHS; FEDERAL ACTIONS HERE ABOUT TO INCREASE, AND IT CAN’T coME TOO SOON

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JUNE 2, 2025)–Why do you think Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem was in the Berkshires over the weekend? Is the dining room at Wheatleigh–oops, we mean the Hampton Terrace Inn–her new command post? On second thought, no, absolutely not, for […]

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