BY DAN VALENTI

PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY

(FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 28-30, 2023) — When Syracuse Joe announced his intent to run for re-election, he did so on tape. The prerecorded message allowed handlers to splice together a coherent looking poli-babble from the multiple takes it took for Biden to get it right.

You heard of Joe D, the ballplayer. Now in the Oval Office, THE PLANET presents D. Joe — Dementia Joe.

70% of Americans polled don’t want to guy to run. No one older has ever been president, and no one older has ever run for the office. D. Joe will be in his 87th year if he wins a second term. By that time, he won’t know where or who he is, which is just how Kamala and The Squad want him, feeble and manipulated.

Biden said he needed to “finish the job.” The poor guy doesn’t know that he’s finished. He’s like the accordionist on Ted Mack Amateur Hour that you can’t get off the stage after tasting two minutes of “fame” with his memorable rendition of “Lady of Spain.”

In vaudeville, they had “the hook.” In politics, we have Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

If he gets the chance, that is. Already, his own party says it will not sponsor any presidential debates. Looks like we’re going to get “Hidin’ Biden II.”

RFKJ promises to upset the Democrat’s apple cart. Kennedy has seen the produce up close, and reports the apples are rotten. That’s put him on his party’s enemies list, and the mainstream media will comply by pretending that Bobby isn’t there.

Ah, but he is … and will be.

As Kennedy said in his announcement — done live and unscripted, by the way — “I’m scary.”

He’s the face hugger that’s exploded out of a political corpse’s chest, and he’s targeting D. Joe.

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Last week, in his rousing declaration of intent, Kennedy said “The Democratic Party stands for three things:  “fear, paranoia, and censorship.”

• Fear: Democrats are afraid of the truth and are trying to marginalize Kennedy.
• Paranoia: They live in constant worry that, in Satchel Paige’s words, “something might be gaining” on them.
• Censorship: Favorite dirty trick of the left to crush opposing views.

Kennedy the apostate committed heresy when he went after Dr. Ant(P)hony Fauci, who was to America during the pandemic what the Black Plague was to Europe in the Middle Ages. As recently as yesterday, Dr. Ant(P)hony fessed up to the “problems” in the nation’s COVID management, which he directed. He admitted he “had no real playbook.”

Great. His botched efforts not only shut down the economy and caused irreparable social and physical harm, but it also gave Hidin’ Biden the blueprint of how to “run” for president by not campaigning. You might called it a bargain abasement.

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The great fear of Team Biden is not fear itself but fear of presidential live appearances.

Kennedy, of course, has called for debates and joint town halls, where he and Biden can appear before voters side-by-side, live and in real-time. Hidin’ Biden wants to avoid that at all costs. His “handlers” are even more desperate to avoid this catastrophe.

Look for his party to take a series of steps to censor Kennedy. They’ve already done that with RFKJ’s antivaxing campaign. No doubt they will up the pressure.

• THE PLANET‘s biggest fear is they will rub him out, as they did his uncle and his dad. As they say in the detective room, the Dems have the method, the means, and the motive.

• Let us assume party big shots won’t choose that option. No problem. They simply get their stooges in the mainstream media to ignore Kennedy.
• Perhaps the bosses will invent another pandemic to keep D. Joe under wraps.
• Dig up dirt. Kennedy says “I have so many skeletons in my closet that if they all vote, I could be elected King of the World.” It’s called “heading ’em off at the pass.”
• If all else fails, they can simply keep D. Joe in the cellar next to Norman Bates’ mother. No debates. No live, unscripted appearances. In other words, no campaign.

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Kennedy wants to bust “the merger of state and corporate power.” He pledges to “bring home the troops … close to [800 military] bases, and … invest in the middle class in America.”

You can check out Kennedy’s policies in greater depth by going to www.kennedy24.com.

Have a great weekend, everybody.

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“My instincts are to intervene, and I am driven to write” — Gore Vidal.

“OPEN THE WINDOW, AUNT MILLIE.”

LOVE TO ALL.

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