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COMMUNITY YACKFEST AN EXERCISE IN OBFUSCATION, HYPOCRISY

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BY DAN VALENTI

PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY

(FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MAY 13, 2026) — There.

They had it.

So have we … up to HERE.

THE PLANET speaks of a Monday night “Community Conversation” to navel-gaze on a manufactured “racial/sexual” incident that supposedly took place in the classroom of Herberg teacher Rebecca Nietsche.

Some punk said two magic words, “nigga” and “faggot.” Nietsche allegedly repeated them when reporting it to the administration. Next thing you know, ol’ Jed’s a millionaire and Brett Random’s daughter, a pupil in the gas-chambered classroom, went told mommy, and mommy became the mouth that roared.

Random and daughter are black. Nietsche is white.

What a neat diversion, the “Community Conversation, from the still-hidden PHS scandals report, which Lumpy, as both mayor of Pittsfield and chair of the sochol committee, keeps buried in the slime field.

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As part of our investigation into this teacup tempest, THE PLANET asked what current song has the greatest number of hits from youngsters of middle school age. AI sent us to “FDO” by Poo Shiesty. Our bet is that every kid in Nietsche’s classroom knows the words by heart.

Here are partial lyrics of the first verse:

[Intro]
(Once again, I’m locked in with TP, we finna make a hit)
Pussy nigga, blrrrd, ayy[Verse]
FDO, FTF, first day out, bitch, fuck the feds
Walked out the jail, I saw six foreigns, I just got out the bunk bed
Three million cash, can’t fit in my hands, then sit some on my head
Bae, come put that pussy on me, bitch, I’m fresh from out the feds (On God)
I say fresh from out the feds, baby, come put that pussy on me (Put that pussy on me)
Turnt as fuck in the strip club, ran out of ones, started throwin’ hundreds
Nigga, I can’t fumble shit, the whole world been waitin’ on it (Yup)
Tote that knife all way to R&D, gave it to my lil’ homie, nigga (Let’s go)Couple hoes jumped off my bid, majority waited on me (Fuck ’em)
She just actin’ faithful to you ’til I get home, trust me, homie (I stamp that)
Feel impatient, I might do a demonstration off GP (This one here on me)
I ain’t shot nothin’ in like four years, I ain’t sent a hit in three (On GP)
Don’t let Durk verse go to your head, ain’t nobody slime as me (I stamp that)

All my hoes from Memphis still allowed to call me Mr. Pooh
Seven foreigns, rose gold, my first day out, damn fool, blrrrd (Blrrrd, blrrrd)

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AI also delivered a song more than a dozen years old. Here’s the first verse:

“My Nigga”

I said that I’ma ride for my motherfuckin’ niggas
Most likely I’ma die with my finger on the trigger
I’ve been grindin’ outside all day with my niggas
And I ain’t goin’ in unless I’m with my niggas
My nigga, my nigga (My nigga, my nigga)
My nigga, my nigga (My muthafucking niggas!)
My nigga, my nigga (My nigga, my nigga)
My nigga, my nigga
Yeah!

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Sochol Supt. Latifah Phillips wrote that she has “a broad view across our school system and am hearing experiences and concerns from many corners of our community. … this is our opportunity to do this work within our own schools and strengthen our public education system and culture.” How safe. How sanguine. How pabulum.

Queen Latifah ought to take the earbuds from one of the Herberg or Reid angels and check out their song list. Maybe that’s where all this begins:

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“One thing you can’t hide, when you’re crippled inside” — John Lennon, from his song.

“OPEN THE WINDOW, AUNT MILLIE.”

LOVE TO ALL.

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