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THE BEI TEMPI TEMPEST: ‘MUTHA, WHY IS IT THE BAR’S JOB TO PARENT YOU’RE PARTY’N KID?

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BY DAN VALENTI

PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY

(FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MAY 20, 2026) — Make mine a Harvey Wallbanger, bartender.

THE PLANET can’t say for sure how many Harveys get served at the former Crossroads Tavern, now known with the bougie name of Bei Tempi (BT), which is Latin for “swine’s snout.” We do know that the Bitchfield licensing board once again hauled the establishment into its Star Chamber for allegedly serving a 19-year-old. Forget that back in the day, young people could imbibe upon turning 18. Happy days were here again. Prior to that, it was pile into a car, head over “the mountain,” and end up at the Showboat.

Seems that the mother of a 19-year-old girl lodged a complaint against BT. The mutha claimed her sweet angel had been served booze at BT 10 times. This, according to Brittany Polito’s story in iBerkshires, is the same mom who complained to the board about her girl-gone-wild slurping drinks at Iztac Mexican Restaurant. The board lowered the boom on Iztac for not being a good “parent.” Or something like that.

THE PLANET has just one question for mom: “Mutha, why is it the bar’s job to parent your tipsy kid?”

Momma, the moment you decided do push another one out,  you, not taxpayers, not a barroom–are responsible until the brat turns 18. The girl in question is 19. So don’t go complaining to taxpayers through the licensing reps that your girl decides to drink.  That’s her right, by the way, and it’s at this point THE PLANET introduces a concept that’s gone away as surely as typewriters and Whiteout. We speak of consequences.

The drinking age is 21. The girl is 19. If she broke the law, go after her. … and mutha, leave the board out of it.

———- ooo ———-

It would appear that mom has lost control of her wild thing, and to expect BT to be her June Cleaver surrogate is asking a tad too much.

A 19-year-old tossing them down– THE PLANET is shocked. Shocked.  The licensing board “decided”–not for the first time, not for the second time, and not for the third time–not to decide on BT’s fate, postponing the matter to June 29. What leadership!

And who might these good folks be?

C’mon down, Tom Campoli, chair; Dennis Powell, vice chair; Kathy Amuso, Jon Lifvergen, Kevin Sherman, former council president and juror on the panel for which THE PLANET served as foreman. Campoli, another old friend, used to appear occasionally on WBRK‘s The Dan Valenti Show as our legal eagle.

“You’ve been here before us before,” Amuso told owner Elizabeth Zucco, quoted by Polito. “One of the things that you were putting into place was the machine to check IDs. You see the video, and it’s not busy that time, and [the doorman] is not checking IDs with the machine. It’s bothersome to me.”

THE PLANET reminds Amuso that she, too, has “been before taxpayers before,” as a political retread content not only to clog up the do-nothing council again but also skate into an ethical conflict of interest by simultaneously serving on the licensing board. Quoting Joe Kapanski, “It’s bothersome to me.”

———- ooo ———-

Poor Elizabeth Zucco must feel at such harassment that she’s in the 1942 film The Mad Monster starring the great George Zucco: “A mad scientist changes his simple-minded handyman into a werewolf in order to prove his supposedly crazy scientific theories – and exact revenge (IMBD.com).”

We asked around, and from what THE PLANET can ascertain, Bei Tempi does its due diligence in carding anyone but seniors. Bei Tempi’s lawyer Ken Ferris spoke as the voice of reason: “We’re trying to say to you that Bei Tempi does what they’re required to do, which is card people. If people have fake IDs, I don’t know what they can do about that, and their position is that there was a fake ID that these girls got in.”

Girls. Plural. Interesting.

Wild girl’s mom: “My daughter had started drinking and hanging out with friends, and I had seen her car at Bei Tempi a couple times, and then I was on social media [of course she was!], I believe it was Snapchat, and it was a live picture, and she was inside the bar.”

THE PLANET TO MOM: Honey, that’s not Elizabeth Zucco’s problem. It’s not Elizabeth Zucco’s husband’s problem. It’s not Bei Tempi’s problem.

Whose problem is it?

Gotta mirror?

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I’m not at thing as you drunk I am” — Otis Campbell.

“OPEN THE WINDOW, AUNT MILLIE.”

LOVE TO ALL.

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TellItLikeitIs
TellItLikeitIs
1 month ago

Why isn’t the drinking age 18?

Tom Betit
Tom Betit
Reply to  TellItLikeitIs
1 month ago

Tell

Because Federal highway reimbursement, is tied to national 21 drinking age.

The reduction of young drunken driving fatalities, is a result of good policy.

Tom

Markus Aurelius
Markus Aurelius
Reply to  TellItLikeitIs
1 month ago
Sir Chaz
Sir Chaz
Reply to  TellItLikeitIs
1 month ago

You don’t want the bar full of pissed teenagers, that’s why.

Yogi Says
Yogi Says
Reply to  Sir Chaz
1 month ago

Pissed, drunk, high, angry at the world teenagers bucking for section twelves. Strutting their stuff not taking any shit from nobody. Add a female or two in the mix and you have a testosterone powder keg waiting for the match that is sure to come.

The smarter ones probably would not be found in such places as there are options. I was never one of the smart ones and lucky to be here today. Or am I?

Sir Chaz
Sir Chaz
Reply to  Yogi Says
1 month ago

Definitely. If it’s not luck, what else?

Last edited 1 month ago by Sir Chaz
EnuffSaid
EnuffSaid
Reply to  TellItLikeitIs
1 month ago

Old enough to be drafted, then you’re old enough to drink.

Sir CHAZ
Sir CHAZ
Reply to  EnuffSaid
1 month ago

But to be drafted is to be regulated.

Tom Betit
Tom Betit
1 month ago

Our NY club was Petersburg Pass Woodies West:)

Good live music

The “Girl” has access to money, a car and likes live music.whats the problem?

Mom should be counting her blessings, not hassling an old school kid who’s obviously working.

Odds Mom is a controlling welfare Queen? Girl escaped Mom at 18 ?
Mom is bitter blue)pink haired man hater? Why wasn’t Mom forced to testify at public meeting?

Nobody likes a RAT…. especially an anonymous one.

5/20)26
Tom
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Sir CHAZ
Sir CHAZ
Reply to  Tom Betit
1 month ago

I guess if people can change their biological sex, then they should be able to change their biological age. I maintain a healthy dynamic age of 43, requiring of course yearly revisions to my driver’s license.

Sir Chaz
Sir Chaz
Reply to  danvalenti
1 month ago

I shall die an old man, but my drivers license shall lie.

Last edited 1 month ago by Sir Chaz
Tom Betit
Tom Betit
Reply to  Sir CHAZ
1 month ago

Chaz

Maturity varies, I find kids can be around 3 years older or younger than biological age.

I’m guessing this Girls, narcissistic mother, caused early maturity, as a self defense mechanism.

Girl should file stalking charges against the Mother , apply for restraining order ,as Mom is a lunatic using system to control a free adult. You’d be surprised how many lunatic narcissistic women/men use Air tags to stalk their victims, it’s criminal behavior by dangerous lunatics.

Girl didn’t cause suspicion at venue, proof she was drinking?
Any chance she works at venue?
Any criminal history?

Mom has some explaining to do…

Let’s not forget Carmen “touchy feely” Massmiano , was a long time member of this board.

5/21/26

Tom

Sir CHAZ
Sir CHAZ
Reply to  Tom Betit
1 month ago

You can’t write laws based on the appearance of maturity. Old today, young and stupid tomorrow.

Sir Chaz
Sir Chaz
1 month ago

Mother should dart her daughter and track her. Call in the fuzz when location interfaces with incompatible venue and take the embarrassment back to the child.

Also. There is expiration date for beer and milk. Should be expiration dates for public commission critters too.

Last edited 1 month ago by Sir Chaz
Bratt Random
Bratt Random
1 month ago

Wasn’t one of the instances when kids came from a graduation party in Hinsdale at a house owned by well-connected BIPOC/ARPA fund collector extraordinaire named Robert McCulloch-Dews and her “entrepreneur” husband?

$100 says this mom is from a single-family home where Dad never came back with the milk. Fix your own problems woman

Markus Aurelius
Markus Aurelius
Reply to  danvalenti
1 month ago

They’re trying to keep perceived “racism” on life support.

Taxpayer paid African vacations, over a $1M of taxpayer money to create a black (BBEC) business that has a negative ROI, Cultural Competency Coach PPS position, Da Dancin’ Dean, $100k a year plus benefits DEI position in city government, Queen Latifah former DEI Dean, out of control crime, ignoring white kids complaining to PPS about being bullied or harassed because they are white kids, gang violence, and repeated gun violence, kind of speaks for itself.

It’s no longer considered a “conspiracy” or “white supremacy,” to call out racism towards white people and fraud of our tax money.

Hussein’s 3rd term and “white supremacy being our nations greatest threat,” via Autopen, are OVER!!

Last edited 1 month ago by Markus Aurelius
Meanwhile
Meanwhile
Reply to  Bratt Random
1 month ago

This Mom went to great lengths to protect her daughter. And other underagers. A bad Mother would just turn a blind eye and hope she wasn’t identifying her at a morgue after a head-on car collision at two in the morning. Or filing a rape report at the police station.

She gets a big hats off from me. She had to care a whole lot to go through this probably knowing she would be ridiculed by the people who do not believe in wearing seatbelts or using turn signals and usually have no idea where their kids are, who they are with or what they are doing.

And hopefully her daughter, who is probably mad as hell right now. will later in life recognize that her mother’s actions were those of great love.

Bratt Random
Bratt Random
Reply to  Meanwhile
1 month ago

The only thing this woman did was put accountability on everyone but herself and her daughter. That is neither noble or deserving of accolades. This stuff starts at home. If those kids had fake ID’s and a business gets fined/closed, etc. Good job. SHe’s also 19, arrest her, fine her and pull her license. Mom had actual video proof her kid was breaking the law

Meanwhile
Meanwhile
Reply to  Bratt Random
1 month ago

You seem to be saying that you have no problem with bars serving underage teenagers. Would you advocate that every underage teenager be allowed to drink in any bar because you feel nothing bad could come of it?

Bratt Random
Bratt Random
Reply to  Meanwhile
1 month ago

wow, you’re as literate as a PPS BIPOC. Not once did I imply that, literally said “IF THEY HAD FAKE IDs…” then should the business be penalized? This kid has knowingly gone into numerous bars… parent your damn kids. It’s not that hard

Jonathan A. Melle
Jonathan A. Melle
1 month ago

May 20, 2026

The Massachusetts State Legislature is run like a costly bureaucracy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8krjVmLXHcI

The multi-million-dollar stipend system is about bureaucratic control instead of democracy.

There are many more registered lobbyists in Boston’s corrupt Statehouse than the 200 state lawmakers, who will soon take 5 months off of meeting in formal sessions from August 01, 2026 – December 31, 2026.

Some registered lobbyists report 7-figure earnings. It is said and written that once a state lawmaker retires in Boston, they never actually leave the Statehouse because the MONEY is too good for them to pass up.

The voter approved state audit of the Massachusetts State Legislature is being fought tooth and nail by state lawmakers who do NOT want the people they serve to know what is in their otherwise cooked books. The state taxpayers are footing the bill, or course.

State Senate President Karen Spilka blames the federal funding cuts for the state’s under-funding of local aid, but the Boston Herald news article states that local government in Massachusetts have NOT received an increase in local aid in nearly 20 years since 2008.

Last week, Spilka was asked why wealthy towns such as Wellesley and Newton may receive 10 to 15 percent increases in unrestricted state aid to local government, while poorer communities will only see a 2 percent increase.

Jon Melle

“Spilka: Federal funding cuts to blame for dwindling local state aid” – “Senate kicks off debate this week as cities and towns feel pressure”
By Boston Herald reporter Tim Dunn tim.dunn@bostonherald.com May 19, 2026

Senate President Karen Spilka says don’t blame the legislature for dwindling local state aid.

Instead, she’s pointing the finger at cuts in federal revenue to the state as Massachusetts cities and towns struggle to stay afloat.

“We’re doing the best we can. Just like cities and towns are struggling because their funds have been cut, the state’s funds have been cut too. As I’ve said before, we have tried to take into account and we recognize that the Commonwealth can’t lead unless cities and towns have resources,” Spilka told the Herald when asked outside the Senate Chamber Tuesday if she felt the increased criticism towards Beacon Hill on local funding is fair in her mind.

The Senate begins debating its $63.3 billion budget recommendation this week as cities and towns across the state find themselves fiscally underwater, or at least approaching that status. Many have proposed either proposition 2 ½ override votes or cuts to essential services in order to close budget shortfalls.

In New Bedford, which is facing a $32 million budget shortfall, Democrat Mayor Jon Mitchell has proposed closing its Fire Station No. 9 along with cutting 20 firefighters from the payroll to reduce the strain. This as the city’s tax levy is expected to increase by an estimated $16 million, which would result in an additional hundreds of dollars in property taxes for the average homeowner.

Mayor Mitchell recently aired his frustrations with Beacon Hill for turning a blind eye to the Commonwealth’s 351 municipalities, revealing that local aid to New Bedford hasn’t increased in nearly 20 years.

“Last year, we received the same amount of funding as we did in 2008,” Mitchell told local talk show host Chris McCarthy during an appearance on the Chris McCarthy Show on local outlet WBSM radio (1420AM). “If your income, your salary, hasn’t changed since 2008 you may have a hard time paying your bills. It’s the same thing for our city. There has to be in Boston, on Beacon Hill, a real adult discussion on state aid and what the state’s obligation is. There is no formula in place.”

Even Republican gubernatorial candidate Brian Shortsleeve is getting involved, holding a press conference in the Whaling City Tuesday to unveil his new “Local Aid and Property Tax Relief” plan, which includes promises to double local state aid, protect Proposition 2 ½, and return excess state revenue to cities and towns.

Shortsleeve also pointed the finger at his potential opponent in the general election, Gov. Maura Healey, for what he says are her “failed priorities” that has contributed to the fiscal strain Massachusetts municipalities are facing.

“New Bedford is potentially losing a fire station. These are the direct consequences of failed priorities from Maura Healey and her allies on Beacon Hill. Local aid has been neglected, forcing higher property taxes and fewer services onto working families. Maura Healey has deliberately shifted the tax burden onto the backs of homeowners.” Shortsleeve said.

In South Hadley, residents last month overwhelmingly rejected a whopping 50% property tax hike as the town tries to tackle its own budget gap. Two ballot measures for Proposition 2 ½ overrides were presented to voters that would have implemented either a $9 million override or an $11 million override. Both were struck down.

The strain being caused by the lack of local funding was also noted in a recent study, entitled “Proposition 2 ½: Keeping Property Taxes Low Since 1980,” and released by the Fiscal Alliance Foundation, that found the ever-decreasing amounts of state aid to municipalities are the primary driver of fiscal pressure on local governments, with Massachusetts providing significantly less local aid to its cities and towns than the national average.

Spilka went on to tell reporters about the $1.376B the Senate will be taking up this week, what her office calls the “highest local aid proposal in state history.”

“We‘ve prioritized an increase in local aid. We have historic school funding, we are implementing Chapter 70, we’re also putting in funds for special education. We have a part built in for a new foundation budget review commission, which isn’t technically up for another couple of years, but this is the last year of the Student Opportunity Act,” said Spilka.

“And we realize, ever since COVID in particular, there’s been a lot of changes to school funding, to schools and trying times as well. So we recognize it’s really important to take another look at the way we fund our K-12 schools. We streamlined housing development,” she said.

The Herald also asked Spilka if the Legislature is spending too much on politicized items like funding legal representation for illegal immigrants or the state’s costly climate mandates.

“That’s a very general question and I think that again we try to balance all the needs of our communities and our residents,” Spilka replied.

The Senate will also be considering hundreds of budget amendments that include specific spending items, amendments to state law, and more.

Gugling Di
Gugling Di
Reply to  Jonathan A. Melle
1 month ago

SMAll Tatoes.

Sir CHAZ
Sir CHAZ
Reply to  Jonathan A. Melle
1 month ago

Well, I’m glad that less of my earned money is given to the Commonwealth to waste.

They have plenty of money to fix every road and to put out every fire.

Eric Swansin
Eric Swansin
Reply to  Jonathan A. Melle
1 month ago

Jonny it’s time to put your political cards into the middle of the table and beat your cousin mayor Pete and become the mayor of Pittsfield. Think of the perks of the job you will earn an honest living and shut up the maga guys you will be in charge of firing Cufflinks Kerwood and also hiring hot beefy dpw construction workers with big tool belts. Run Jonny you’ve got my vote.

truthsayer
truthsayer
1 month ago

The great American experiment in democracy has failed. The experiment has failed because a country based on such a system is unsustainable, set to go the way of the Roman Empire.

Our country is being upended by a President who has figured out a way to immunize himself from any accountability at all, by arranging to have the January 6 rioters not only be pardoned for their actions, now they will be paid by taxpayers, and they will also be eligible for payment to serve as Trump’s militia force at the polls in the next election.

Trump is performing insider trading on personal stock market accounts, trades that follow military decisions and public stock endorsements. According to the terms, Trump and his family and colleagues can never, by statute, be investigated for these crimes.

There are no guardrails or checks on Trump’s actions. Is there no way to stop this unethical and illegal action? Where are your voices? Where are the voices of the Republican members of congress and the courts?

This is why the experiment in democracy has failed. It has failed because the constituents represented by the GOP congress are getting what they want: they want the ethical Democrats to have no power, so that the MAGA GOP election denyers can get their way.

Let me be more specific: Dan, Pat, Optimus, Trapper and Marcus are now getting their way, because there is no check on the ability of the authoritarian President to take the people’s money with impunity.

Sir CHAZ
Sir CHAZ
Reply to  truthsayer
1 month ago

We still have a Constitution almost original, the same structure of government, and fair elections when they are not completely upended by seditious miscreants.

So the experiment has not failed; it has proven the founding premise that empires collapse with the aggregation of power and the corruption of men. 250 years of aggregation and the multiplying of corrupt men in the governments and we are still kicking. I hear rifle fire every day, proof that that our flag still stands and our liberties are intact.

What we need, for the product of the great experiment, a plan that diffused power, is the expansion of the electoral college model to the states. Simple majority vote for state contests distorts the range of regional interests.

Markus Aurelius
Markus Aurelius
Reply to  truthsayer
1 month ago

Meanwhile, give it up. This partial clip from your post that I cut and paste below truly shows you are a brain-washed idiot.

…. “the January 6 rioters…”

January 6th was an inside job by the democRATS and RINOS, in an attempt to cover up the stolen election orchestrated by Hussien Obama.

Are you really going to claim Autopen got more votes than your black messiah, Bathhouse Barry Hussein Obama, did in 2008 (81M vs. 69.4M)?

In between getting your 43rd COVID booster and your wool sheared, take a look at this video.

Rep. Jim Jordan on X: “https://t.co/o6gDlpDj8T” / X

It turns out the Southern Poverty Law Center, were paying “white supremacists” to riot at the Capital on January 6th.

Read that again sheep and let it set in.

Meanwhile
Meanwhile
Reply to  Markus Aurelius
1 month ago

I do not have the expertise to fix stupidity brought on by cult indoctrination. Studies show that once it embeds the cerebral cortex there is no turning it around. Stage four for you at this point judging by your obvious loss of comprehension of the reality in front of you. My advice is to take two aspirins twice a day after your fifth of vodka and call RFK if you experience dizziness, nausea or loss of appetite.

And I am not truthsayer.

Merry & Bright
Merry & Bright
1 month ago

Off Topic – Another City of Shitsfield lack of common sense performed by Richardo Morales. Why the heck would he schedule street sweeping on the same day that taxpayers are required to put their “lovely toters” out for pickup? Now the streets are swept half ass leaving piles of sand by the curbing. Mayor Lumpy do you ever perform ANY OVERSIGHT with your departments? Or is it the usual free for all work behavior?

Bratt Random
Bratt Random
Reply to  Merry & Bright
1 month ago

Because, despite what my degenerate hyper liberal neighbors believe, you’re not supposed to put the toters in the goddamn road. Let alone the fucking bike lanes

Sir Chaz
Sir Chaz
Reply to  Bratt Random
1 month ago

Putting them in the roads for road calming is good. Most likely, the streets getting this unwanted attention is “out of favor” or the cleaner driver is trying to extract bribes from residents.

Ron Kitterman
Ron Kitterman
1 month ago

Modifying a line from Casablanca – “I’m shocked! Shocked to find that under age drinking is  going on in there!”

Sir Chaz
Sir Chaz
1 month ago

DAN, I have engaged many a villainous handyman of whom I wanted to make a werewolf.

And you say someone made a movie?

Card Terricks
Card Terricks
Reply to  Sir Chaz
1 month ago

Bei Tempi owners are good tenants. Amused-so shouldn’t be on any boards as a sitting city council member. If I were Bei Tempi I wouldnt even go to any hearings. Just bring up previous violations for other establishments that got slap on the wrist that were much more serious.

tt2
tt2
Reply to  Card Terricks
1 month ago

Liz is always running around with her boyfriend not her husband to the islands and vacations. How the hell can you keep track of your businesses when your never there.

Bratt Random
Bratt Random
Reply to  Card Terricks
1 month ago

Just show a picture of YUKI!!

Card Terricks
Card Terricks
Reply to  Sir Chaz
1 month ago

There should be a stiff penalty to under age drinkers who try to get in illegally to be served alcohol.

Sir CHAZ
Sir CHAZ
Reply to  Card Terricks
1 month ago

Stockade?

Kuv Entree
Kuv Entree
Reply to  Sir CHAZ
1 month ago

Antabuse.

Lumpectomy Now!
Lumpectomy Now!
1 month ago

It’s not the mom’s problem anymore. She had her chance at parenting. Why aren’t there any names in this report? The “girl” is an adult. Is she being charged with having a forged ID? Where is THAT story?

Bratt Random
Bratt Random
Reply to  Lumpectomy Now!
1 month ago

She a POC (piece of crap) the rules are different now, because you know… racism

Refuel Fuuls
Refuel Fuuls
Reply to  Bratt Random
1 month ago

So far there has been very little resistance to the total d e I budget tonight. Except for Dennis the menace who wanted to cut the whole damn thing.