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IF YOU JOIN THE CLUB, WILL HUGHES HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH IT?

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary [ED NOTE: The following column quotes several sources, who spoke on condition of anonymity. All cited fear of retribution as the reason. This makes its own comment. ] (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, MARCH 19, 2015) — The “elimination” of long-time Pittsfield Boys and Girls Club program director […]

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!!THIS JUST IN — BOYS CLUB BOARD MTG. TOMORROW AT 3:30 p.m. PUBLIC NEEDS TO SHOW UP AND DEMAND ANSWERS TO STRANGE DOING THERE!! … COST OF BUILDING NEW SCHOOL JUMPS MILLIONS OVERNIGHT, AND OTHER HORRORS … plus … CLUB CANS 33-YR. EMPLOYEE CHRIS KEEGAN

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary ED. NOTE: THE PLANET today has been in communication with several sources who know some of what’s going on at the Pittsfield Boys and Girls Club. These sources responded to our invitation for information of the strange doings on Melville Street. Below, we have the news that […]

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TIMMY: “LASSIE, WHAT’s WRONG?” LASSIE: “Roof, ROof, ROOF!!!” THE LATEST ON THS ROOF SCANDAL … or … “CHAIN GANGS MAKE GREAT SWISS CHEESE”

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, MARCH 17, 2015) — Let’s see, it’s some kind of “holiday” today, but we can’t seem to remember which one. Saint Something-or-Other Day. Is this the day that everyone is a Protestant? Whichever one it is, have a good one. In the meantime, […]

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PLANET’S MAYORAL COVERAGE STIRS IT UP … JIV MAKES WITH THE JIVE ON LATEST SCHOOL EMBARRASSMENT … plus … WHO WOULD WANT THE JOB?

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEEKEND EDITION, MARCH 13-15, 2015) — THE PLANET‘s recent coverage of potential mayoral candidates has stirred up Campaign ’15 out of its sleep and into the slumber stage. The awakening will continued to May 1, when the alarm goes off signifying the true beginning […]

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!!BULLETIN CLAIRMONT WON’T SEEK RE-ELECTION TO COUNCIL!! … CON-DAMAGED THS ROOF NOW LEAKING TORRENTS OF WATER … plus … MORE MAYORAL MONKIKERS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, MARCH 12, 2015) — THE PLANET, and THE PLANET alone, reported on the damage done to the roof at Taconic High School last week when the city hired the sheriff’s department to clear the school’s roof of snow. They brought in two guards […]

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MAYORAL MUSICAL CHAIRS: WHO MIGHT BE IN FOR THE 2015 RACE — A DOZEN NAMES FOR CONSIDERATION

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 11, 2015) — The campaign season is scarce upon us with ever-growing speculation about the fate of the corner office. As you all know only too well, since January 2010  the mayor’s office has been in the hands of a former Ward […]

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THE THREE LUG NUTS: WHAT REALLY HAPPENED DURING THE ‘ST. VALENTINE’s DAY MASSACRE’ SNOW IN PITTSFIELD

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, MARCH 10, 2015) — The St. Valentine’s Day Massacre occurred in Pittsfield when a snowstorm blew in and the city “brain trust” did nothing to prepare or treat the roads. They were barely plowed. The roads, that is. 70 Accidents, Two Days = […]

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JAMBOREE, or, THE OBSERVANCE AT 70

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, MARCH 9, 2015) ANNIVERSARY Anniversary, a festive word Not so far removed From “adversity,” As three score and 10 has proved. Yet willing to love they are, Willing to move, to give, Wanting to help, to heal, Leading each other to life, to […]

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!!PLANET EXCLUSIVE!! HITTING THE ROOF AT TACONIC HIGH SCHOOL, LITERALLY … WAS THERE ‘IMMINENT DANGER’ AT ALLENDALE SCHOOL? … plus … THE ‘BUSTLING’ UPSTREET

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary BREAKING NEWS! — THE PLANET received word shortly after 4 p.m. Friday, the end of the city’s work day, that city accountant Ben Wax resigned. We don’t know if this was unexpected or benign, forced or  of choice. Resignations occur, of course, but there’s heightened interest when […]

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LETTERS DAY: POTHOLES PROTOCOL … VALENTI’s CANDIDACY … POMEROY MOONSCAPE … THS PROJECT & THE SMELL TEST … plus … ‘AIN’T IT A BITCH’?

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, MARCH 5, 2015) — Time to empty out THE PLANET Mail Bag. These are messages (mostly e-mails) that have come into THE PLANET and that have yet to be published. Here goes: ‘For Crying Out Loud’ (or Softly, for that Matter) TO THE […]

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QUICK HITZ & HOT LIX: SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK (SORT OF) … LONELY IN SCHOOL … TAX BREAKS FOR THE RICH (PTs I & II) … PARKING FOR THE FOO-FOOS @ HOTEL-ON-NORTH

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 4, 2015) — Quick Hitz & Hot Lix comes to you today, brought to you by nothing and no one, which is just how we like it, Unbought and Unbossed. THE PLANET remains the purest medium around, untouched by commercial taint. With so […]

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CHINA TAKES OVER AS #1 WORLD ECONOMY … IT ISN’T JUST A GLOBAL MATTER

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, MARCH 3, 2015) — There has been much made, and rightly so, of the spectacular economic growth in the East, in Asia, and in the Pacific Rim countries. Capital in the Twenty-First Century, a new book by Thomas Piketty, professor at the Paris School […]

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ON THE PLANET, OUR READERS KNOW BEST

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, MARCH 2, 2015) — Welcome to March, which comes in like a aardvark and goes out like an orangutan. Welcome to March, a scant two months from the day nomination papers become available at the city clerk’s office for public office in the […]

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CITY EMPLOYING CONTRACTORS @ $90/hr to FILL POTHOLES IN SHODDY MANNER … THE THREE DUDS ‘GIRL DOWN’ INSTEAD OF ‘MAN UP’ … plus … YOUR CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT WMECO RATE HIKES

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEEKEND EDITION, FEB. 27-MARCH 1, 2015) — As we inch ever closer to spring, we approach a time when the snows of yesterday shall be forgotten. Winter, which Mayor Daniel Bumstead thinks happens once every 50 years in The Berkshires, shall be consigned to […]

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BUMSTEAD, COLONWOOD, & FAIL GIVE COUNCIL, ‘WE THE PEOPLE’ A ‘SNOW JOB’ … TRIO REFUSES TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR FAILURE

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, FEB. 26, 2015) — We had intended for you to join us tonight as we presented another live, in-real-time, fearless edition of PLANET VALENTI TELEVISION. PV-TV normally commences at 7 p.m. and runs the hour, broadcast from the studios of PCTV on Time Warner […]

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CITY IS LITERALLY FILLING POTHOLES WITH ‘JUNK’ … UPCOMING POTHOLE SEASON WILL LIKELY BE WORST EVER … THANK YOU, BUMSTEAD, COLLINGWOOD, and KEVIN SWAIL (rhymes with …)

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, FEB. 25, 2015) — For those interested in such things, the large, angry bull mistaken by city Highway Department director Kevin Swail (rhymes with “fail”) for The Big Red Magic Pothole Machine won an honorary Oscar the other night in the new category: […]

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