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TRUMPS WALKS, COHEN TALKS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MARCH 1-3, 2019) — THE PLANET watched enthralled as two unprecedented demonstrations of high political theater played out on the global stage. We refer to the second meeting between President Donald Trump and North Korean Chairman Kim Jung Un, as well as […]

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‘THE PLANET’ HITS 1,900!

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY FEB. 27, 2019) —  Today marks THE PLANET‘s 1,900th column on this board. What started out as a simple writing exercise blossomed into Berkshire County’s most read site. It’s still an exercise that serves its workout purpose, and we still enjoy the intellectual […]

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COMMUNISM, CAPITALISM, AND SOCIALISM: LIFE IN THE RIGHT MIDDLE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY FEB. 25, 2019) — This year, with ideologues such as Alexandria Ocascio-Cotez, Kamala Harris, and Bernie Sanders presidentially chirping from the extreme left-leaning branches, THE PLANET offers a few thoughts on a topic often mentioned by commentators on this board when debating the […]

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PITTSFIELD ANNOUNCES MAJOR ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT PROJECT, ‘KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES’

BY DANA VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION FEB. 22-24, 2019) — Through the Secret Squadron, THE PLANET has obtained a copy of a soon-to-be-released press release from the mayor’s office announcing a dramatic new economic development project worth countless millions to the city. Here is the Good News Memo: […]

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AMAZON’S STUNNING PULLOUT A CASE STUDY IN ‘HOW TO BLOW THE BIG ONE’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY FEB. 20, 2019) — They blew it. Or perhaps the passive voice might be better, since “they” depends on your politics, hence: It was blown. Amazon’s pullout from Long Island City, Queens, will be a Harvard Case Study in the not-too-distant past. Why […]

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DEFEAT OF AMAZON IN QUEENS A RARE CASE OF THE LITTLE GUYS WINNING OVER THE SUITS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY FEB. 18, 2019) — One of the most under-reported aspects of Amazon’s stunning pullout from its HQ deal with Long Island, Queens is how the left battled the left. When you arm wrestle yourself, you can only lose. You can only win. One […]

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SOCIAL MEDIA KEEPS PROVING THAT IGNORANCE IS FATAL

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION FEB. 15-17, 2019) — Last week, NFL Films released its fabulous “Mic’d Up” film of Super Bowl LVIII. These productions never fail to provide fascinating glimpses of men under pressure, from the Rams’ Aaron Donald psyching himself up before the game with […]

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DEMS IN DAMAGE CONTROL AFTER GIRLBRATS CONTINUE TO WREAK HAVOC AT THE ADULT’S TABLE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY FEB. 13, 2019) — It wasn’t the best of weeks for embattled Democrats, not with the likes of Reps. Ilhan Omar, D-Mich, and Alexandria Ocascio-Cortez, D-N.Y. screeching away. The two not-ready-for-prime-time freshmen reps resembled children pretending to sit at the adult’s table at […]

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O-C’s ‘GREEN NEW DEAL’ WILL GUARANTEE A REPUBLICAN WHITE HOUSE WIN NEXT YEAR

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY [EDITOR’S NOTE: Keeping in mind the warning we published last week, commentators are advised to keep their postings on topic, relevant, and free of diatribes and personal insult. If you go off topic, have a good point to make. Our first warning had a good effect, one […]

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COVERAGE OF D.A.’s OFFICE LEADS TO MORE LEAKS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION FEB. 8-10, 2019) — Our commentary on the inner workings at the District Attorney’s office led as we thought it would to more leaks, despite, again, Andrea Harrington promising Mach III and brimstone to watchdogs who drop a dime. Pressure cookers […]

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PATRIOTS’ LATEST TITLE THE BESSSSSSST ONE OF ALL

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY FEB. 6, 2019) — On Tuesday, Boston hosted another Rolling Rally, revving the Duckboats for another celebration of a World Championship. This one was to honor the 6th Super Bowl title of the NFL’s Greatest Dynasty, the New England Patriots. This one’s the […]

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OPEB OBLIGATIONS: NOT SEXY, NOT ‘NIPPLEGATE,’ NOT THE PATRIOTS, BUT FAR MORE IMPORTANT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY [EDITOR’S NOTE: We were hoping for the “market” to self-regulate through common sense, but we see now that Big Brother has to come in for the Lecture. To wit: The pointless back-and-forth bickering lately on this site has grown more than tiresome, amounting to an abuse of […]

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SOURCES PEEL BACK THE ‘IRON CURTAIN’ FROM THE NEW REGIME AT BERKSHIRE COUNTY DISTRICT ATTORNEY’S OFFICE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JAN. 31-FEB. 2, 2019) — It didn’t take long before reports trickled out of the Berkshire County District Attorney’s office, led by newbie Andrea Harrington. Our new Hamilton Burger assumed office with the startling agenda of going after “crime” on the basis […]

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A PLANET EXCLUSIVE: WE REVEAL WHAT HAPPENED AT THE CITIZEN’S ACADEMY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 30, 2019) — In early September, Pittsfield begat another bizzywerk brainchild of government in a welcoming event for the 20 or so people who would make up the Citizen’s Academy — and believe us: We mean “make up,” because the event proved […]

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‘MONEY. IT’S A HIT. DON’T GIVE ME THAT DO-GOODY GOOD BULLSHIT’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 28, 2019) — One subject that needs to be added to the public school curriculum is money. THE PLANET first learned about money and how it works in grammar school. We had our first bank book in first grade. Today, it’s not just […]

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BEACON’S LIGHT CONTINUES TO DIM; TICKET SALES PLUMMET, SEATS REMAIN EMPTY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, JAN. 24-27, 2019) — Too bad the light from the Beacon Cinema can’t serve as a lighthouse for itself, because the Good Ship Movie House on North Street is heading for the rocky shoals. Here is an edited post from AgentSmith, shared […]

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