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NORTH KOREA? YES, VIRGINIA, THERE ARE GOOD OPTIONS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, AUG. 11-13, 2017) — Nearly every analyst, expert, and authority that weighs in on current developments split-side of the 38th parallel at the Korean peninsula either begins or ends by saying the United States has no good options. THE PLANET disagrees. […]

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SPECTRUM & TYER: HOW PITTSFIELD CABLE WENT FROM BAD TO WORSE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY AUG. 9, 2017) — Corporate rates hikes, whether millimetrical or magnitudinal, always rankle the rank and file. That occurs with good reason, especially when the increase coincides with a loss or degradation of service. Case in point, the recent switch in local cable […]

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LEFT OVERS FROM MURACAVILLE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY AUG. 7, 2017) — Here are a few left-over items from the Infamous case of “Dr.” Muraca and Mr. Hide. The case is far from over. In fact, its an infant. The best is yet to come. The film rights to this incredible […]

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FEDS: ‘MURACA LINE[D] HIS POCKETS [and] MUST NOW ANSWER FOR HIS FRAUD’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, AUG. 4-6, 2017) — The Feds in Massachusetts aren’t the only ones to have a determined interest in Patrick Muraca of Nuclea etc. infamy. New York’s FBI also has come-a-callin’. THE PLANET hopes the cigars Uncle Sam says he billed to hoodwinked investors […]

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FEDS COME DOWN ON MURACA … or ‘SHELL GAMES FROM SUCKERLAND’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY AUG. 3, 2017) — Vin Herbert Boulevard is named after one of Pittsfield’s great men, a man who epitomized public service in the same fashion as men like Chuck Garivaltis, Don Gleason, and a host of others. On Vin Herbert Boulevard a couple days […]

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YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW THIS, BUT …

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JULY 31, 2017) — You probably didn’t know this, but … * John Barrett III does walk on water. The water, actually, supports HIM. * Shakespeare in the Park, the feel-good amateur production now in its fourth year at the Common in Pittsfield, is […]

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DER WUNDERBARRETT: PUBLIC SERVICE’S LAST HURRAH?

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE,  THE WEEKEND EDITION JULY 28-30, 2017) — Welcome to Bizarre-B-World. In Bizarre-B-World, an article on O.J. prompts heavy-breathing comments on JBIII. The first is O.J. Simpson. The second is John Barrett III. They are both legends. They have both sets records running. They both […]

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NO WHITE BRONCO THIS TIME FOR O.J. or ‘THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF …’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JULY 26, 2017) — As the summer slips away, time reminds us again that it waits for no one — not even for O. J. Simpson. “O. J. Simpson.” A proper noun but also in the minds of many a verb roughly translated […]

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BEATLESQUE WOWS SELLOUT CROWD AT BOLAND THEATER

BY MELISSA RENZER SPECIAL TO PLANET VALENTI ARTS (PITTSFIELD) — A splendid time was guaranteed — and had — by all Friday night [July 21, 2017] at a packed Boland Theater on the BCC campus. BEATLESQUE, city-based musician Mick Valenti‘s brainchild band recreating a note-for-note chronological retrospective of the Fab Four‘s astounding career on record […]

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DEATH AT 19: NEEDLESS, TRAGIC, BUT WE CANNOT MOURN

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ——–000——– CONCERT OF THE YEAR! TONIGHT, 8pm, BCC Theater. “BEATLESQUE with Special Guest Steve Holley.” A stunning full evening of BEATLES’ music, performed live note-for-note by the country’s pre-eminent Fab Four tribute band. BEATLESQE is led by Mick Valenti, formerly of QUARRY, QUICK FOX, and Woodstock fame. […]

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TRUMP BUDGET WORKS FOR TAXPAYERS, CUTS 19 PROGRAMS AND SAVES $3.1 BILLION

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JULY 19, 2017) — One of the initial aims of President Donald Trump has been met. On the campaign trail, Trump talked about taking the first steps, small though they may be, in trying to get Big Government off of citizens’ backs and out […]

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WRITTEN ON THE BATHROOM WALLS: BEQUEATHALS FROM COPYCATS OF THE CLULESS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JULY 17, 2017) —  Graffiti may be to post-modern life what cave paintings were to French caves, but why would any allegedly intelligent, carnivorous biped want to leave his imbecilic mark on the wall of a public bathroom? Can the yen for immortality […]

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FINALLY, EXCITING NEWS FOR PEDA: ‘THE HOTEL ON THE TOXIC SLOPE (HOTS)’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, JULY 14-16, 2017) — THE PLANET has learned of a private investor, the Galloping Ghost, who has a great idea for the ghost-town PEDA property. He wants to put a ski resort built around Hill 78. That’s the monstrous mountain of the worst […]

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FAKOWEE MADNESS … plus … THE BB & THE SCOOP OF THE CENTURY (WOULD YOU BELIEVE, SCOOP OF THE MILISECOND?)

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JULY 12, 2017) — “You make me Dizzy Miss Lizzie, when you do the stroll.” SHOWING UP THE FAKOWEES — John Lennon wrote that prophetic line 50 years ago, and at Berkshire Community College over the weekend, it came true once more. Dizzy […]

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WANT TO SOLVE ALL PITSFIELD’S PROBLEMS? TWO WORDS: ‘NORTH KOREA’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JULY 10, 2018) — Still no word from anyone in official Pittsfield about the weekend’s shootings and murder. The Boring Broadsheet did, however, break in with a page one above-the-fold banner story about a … about a … stolen kitten. Glad to see […]

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IN PITTSFIELD, FOURTH OF JULY HAS BECOME A COVER FOR GUNPLAY AND MURDER

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, JULY 7-9, 2017) — In Albany, N.Y. over the Fourth holiday there were two stabbings and one shooting, non-fatal. In Pittsfield, Mass., there were two stabbings and one shooting, fatal. It’s the second time in three years that scum used Pittsfield’s Fourth […]

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