You can read the gory details in my print column PLANET VALENTI in this week’s Pittsfield Gazette. I shall reveal my conversation with a “well-placed source” who spells out the seven-part plan which, if it can be believed, gives career public-trougher Chris Speranzo a lifetime sinecure as clerk-magistrate of Central Berkshire District Court at $110,ooo per. We also reveal the hand-picked bobo who will be appointed by the Dem bosses to “win” the special election after Speranzo quits his job as 3rd Berkshire Rep.

The latest development in this case of Government Gone Mad  is now that word has at least spilled out about what the skunks are up to, they might have to retreat and call it off. That, of course, assumes alot and probably too much: that the local bosses have an ounce of shame or self-respect left.

Here's The Planet, in the Fortress of Solitude, plotting his next move.