Archive | December, 2017
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‘IT’S ALL OKAY: THE PLANET’s CHRISTMAS CAROL

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS TO NEW YEAR’S DAY, 2017-18) — Let’s kiss another year goodbye. Let the kiss be welcomed and enjoyed, without a trace presumption or perfunction.  THE PLANET saw, endured, and welcomed many changes this years — privately, personally, and professionally — and each was or […]

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MIRER TAKES HELM AT DPI … AN OPPORTUNITY TO REBRAND EXISTS, BUT WILL SHE SEIZE IT?

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION DEC. 22-24, 2017) — Welcome to official winter. This time, it appears a national search was enacted, which might be the most significant story to hit The Berkshires since O.B. Joyful shelled his last boiled peanut. As you know, a position of […]

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DEGREES OF SEPARATION: LINDA THE LOUNGER, TOTERS, AND PAT MURACA

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY DEC. 20, 2017) — The lines of separation are thin, and proximity is often closer than you think. When mayor Linda “The Lounger” Tyer slipped back into the Beacon Cinema‘s Craft*Matic chaise, she exhibited the same tone deafness that she dragged to the […]

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BIC: EXPENSIVE, UNRELIABLE, AND MESSY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY DEC. 18, 2017) — In our earliest grades of grammar school, THE PLANET wrote in ink with a fountain pen. Long about fifth grade, ballpoints became popular, and the best were the pens by BIC. They were inexpensive and never failed. Moreover, for a […]

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NEW GARBAGE PLAN FACING MOUNTING OPPOSITION … COUNCILORS HAVE QUESTIONS … CITIZENS HAVE OUTRAGE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION DEC. 15-17, 2017) — Last month, THE PLANET‘s Right Honorable Goods Friends on the Pittsfield City Council met (Committee of the Whole, a special gathering to discuss an issue out of formal, regularly scheduled session) to take out the garbage. Even then, citizen […]

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GARBAGE IN, GARBAGE OUT — BUT TOTERS FOR PITTSFIELD? TRASHY IDEA ALL THE WAY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY DEC. 13, 2017) — Recently, THE PLANET watched a WWII propaganda film made in the early 40s in which Ward Bond (Maj. Seth Adams of Wagon Train) and Robert Young (Father Knows Best, Marcus Welby M.D.) play Nazis. They were as convincing as The Suits in the City of Pittsfield telling […]

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‘HALF EMPTY’ OR ‘HALF-FULL?’ THE PLANET HAS THE ANSWER

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY DEC. 11, 2017) —  After a trip shopping, the passenger in my car wanted a swig from THE PLANET‘s electrolyte-laced water. She took the bottle, and said, “It’s half full.”  She was correct? Is the glass (the can, the memory stick, the bleachers, […]

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THE ROSENBERG FALLOUT: PLANET SOURCES PREDICT LINDA FORREY AS NEW SENATE PRESIDENT … BUT IT MAY TAKE A WHILE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, DEC. 8-10, 2017) — The piranhas sense the bull being tossed into the river. The feeding frenzy has begun. Since Statehouse Democrats in Boston forced chamber president Stan Rosenberg to “temporarily” step down, Beacon Hill has undergone an unprecedented battle for a leadership […]

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BEACON HILL LEADER IN THE HOTS … STOP US IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY DEC. 6, 2018) — What passes for the leadership at the Statehouse finds itself in the boiling cauldron. Stop THE PLANET if you’ve heard this one before. We’ve lost count. How many House speakers on Beacon Hill had to leave their positions because of charges, indictments, […]

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TAX CUT BILL GIVES BREAKS TO COMPANIES AND, CONTRARY TO UNPOPULAR BELIEF, ALSO TO THE ‘LITTLE GUYS’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY DEC. 4,  2017) — The U.S. Senate did what most citizens in Pittsfield desperately need and for which many folks clamor in vain: They cut taxes, for corporations, small businesses, and the middle class. Like everything else these days, the action gets explained in […]

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