Article

SHADES OF ORANGE IN AUTUMN AND FOOTBALL … or … SUFFERING A DELIGHTFUL DELUSION

1.3 3 votes
Article Rating

BY DAN VALENTI

PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY

(FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY OCT. 17, 2022) — It’s about a mile and a half walk from the State Tower in the heart of downtown Syracuse to the Dome, refurbished last year to the tune of $128 million. Makes for a delicious walk on a glorious fall day, so many leaves turned shades of orange as if getting ready for game day.

Along the way, THE PLANET & Co. spotted a van in a pregame crowd enjoying sausages, brats, burgers, dogs, and beer — typical pregame health food. United, our group said “hey,” and before you knew it, we were long-lost friends. Suds will do that. On closer inspection, the van had the coolest bumper stick since “Honk If You Don’t Exist.” This one said, keep back 44 feet, with the orange “44” in a circle of blue-lined white.

The Loud HouseSome 50,000 fans pack a sold-our Syracuse Dome.

With each step closer to the stadium, we could feel the electricity beginning to build, feeling a little like Nikola Tesla sitting placidly amid his lab being showered by a roaring, electric waterfall.

This would be the first Top 20 football game in the Dome in 24 years, pitting No. 13 North Carolina State against the No. 18 Orange. A sellout crowd of 49,705 (more than 50,000 total) buzzed in anticipation, America getting into the discussion via TV. THE PLANET took our seats. We could see coach Dino Babers in the runway, his jacked-up squad ready to explode out of the (Emlen) tunnel (honk if you get it).

Final score, Orange 24, State 9.

It wasn’t perfect, including too many penalties, but that only confirms the stretch of this Syracuse unit. A big win with national implications while not playing their best football. Syracuse was able to dominate the line of scrimmage, make key plays, and with a swarming “Mob Defense” contain a strong NCS team missing its starting QB. There will be some who want a footnote to this victory because of that, but THE PLANET is not buying it. As Stein Gertrude, mentor to Bill Parcells was fond of saying, “A win is a win is a win.” Parcells also coined one: “You are what your record says you are.” Syracuse is undefeated at 6-0 and guaranteed a Bowl bid.

The day was made especially memorable for the halftime ceremony naming the Orange’s three legendary running backs — each of whom wore the hallowed #44, Jim Brown, Ernie Davis, and Floyd Little — to the Dome’s Ring of Honor. The families of all three attended. Brown sent along a gracious statement beamed on the stadium’s huge TV screen. Fittingly enough, the team’s powerful running back Sean Tucker put the game away with a 25-yard gallop for a score late in the 4th quarter.

Orange RB Sean Tucker ices the game with a 25-yard run late in the 4th Quarter.

———- ooo ———-

Look, we full realize it costs $75,653 for room and board at SU, and we know all about the monetary hypocrisy of the NCAA, complicit colleges and universities, and the rule of the Almighty Quatluu, but a game like yesterday made us forget all that. The atmosphere was enough to engender an ease of delusion, allowing us and our cadre to suffer the lovely illusion that these were just college kids playing their hearts out in amateur competition. Yes. It felt like play, as much as a baritone belting out that “the corn is as high as an elephant’s eye.”

So might seem our gushing praise of an activity that, in the vast scheme of things, means about as much as John Barrett’s next snowfall. Corny?

Or maybe it’s just another sign that there’s sign of young life everywhere, irrespective of age.

Or maybe it’s a dream. Even katydids have been known to dream, for no living creature can stay sane under conditions of absolute reality, as Shirley Jackson wrote so cannily in the opening of her novel, The Haunting.

Or perhaps it’s a dream within a dream, along the lines sketched by Poe.

Whatever, the reveries are worth it at any price.

——————————————————————————————

History never looks like history when you’re living through it” — John Gardner.

“OPEN THE WINDOW, AUNT MILLIE.”

LOVE TO ALL.

Copyright (c) 2022 By Dan Valenti, PLANET VALENTI and EUROPOLIS MANAGEMENT. All rights reserved. The views and opinions expressed in the comment section or in the text other than those of PLANET VALENTI are not necessarily endorsed by the operators of this website. PLANET VALENTI assumes no responsibility for such views and opinions, and it reserves the right to remove or edit any comment, including but not limited to those that violate the website’s Rules of Conduct and its editorial policies. Those who leave comments own all the responsibilities that are or can be attached to those comments, be they rhetorical, semantic, or legal. Such commentators remain solely responsible for what they post and shall be and remain solely accountable for their words. PLANET VALENTI shall not be held responsible for the consequences that may result from any posted comment or outside opinion or commentary as provided in, but not limited to, Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act and this website’s terms of service. We serve as a marketplace of ideas, without prejudice, and available to all. All users of this website — including readers, commentators, contributors, or anyone else making use of its information — hereby agree to these conditions by virtue of this notice and their use of/participation in this website. When PLANET VALENTI ends with the words “The Usual Disclaimer,” that phrase shall be understood to refer to the full text of this disclaimer.

 

1.3 3 votes
Article Rating
111 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
NoBalls
NoBalls
1 month ago

Glad you got outta Shittsfield, Danno.

Jonathan A. Melle
Jonathan A. Melle
1 month ago

What would Mayor Linda Tyer and Matt Kerwood do with $75,653…. for room and board at SU? That number is just chump change to Pittsfield politics! My guess is that the lovely Linda would put more of her plungers on Nothing on North (Street). My guess is that Kufflinks would shuffle around a few thousand dollars in his secretive municipal accounts every couple of business days to put a cut of the stash in one or more of his secretive Slush Fund$. The irony is that the fictional Mary Jane and Joe Kapanski family could only dream about having $75,653 to spend and save instead of piss away. It must be nice to be SU, Mayor Linda Tyer and Creative Public Accountant Matt Kerwood because $75,653 is not a real number to them until one multiplies the financial figure by at least a factor of 100. Lastly, in the Swamp, one would have to multiply the financial figure by at least a factor of 10,000,000 to be seen as a real number, which would probably be pissed away in less than one month.

Guy Lefebvre
Guy Lefebvre
Reply to  Jonathan A. Melle
1 month ago

Jonathan if you want to be mayor someday stop with the attacks. It’s not gentleman like. You know you have the LBTGQ vote so stop being a queen and attacking Kerwood and praising Linda Tyer.

Jonathan Melle for mayor 2024!!

Last edited 1 month ago by Guy Lefebvre
Milt Plum
Milt Plum
1 month ago

A great victory. Barry might start dying his hair orange again.

The school committee
The school committee
1 month ago

Pittsfield builds a brand new 125 million dollar 250,000 square foot new high school and it was filled to its capacity at 960 9 to 12 students.Today Joe Curtis has transferred 250 to those students to the dilapidated PHS which is clearly filthy on the outside with weeds growing on the curbs and the entrance on Appleton ave.The heating environment inside the building is costing millions per year.The budget officer Behnke needs to tell the taxpayers the cost of the PHS building that delivers a 3rd rate enviroment to learn.What the hell is going on in this school department…..Taconic is now at 650 students…..Pittsfield residents get played day after day after day…..Who the heck removes 300 students from the 125 million dollar building and puts this moneypit under more pressure…..The weeds are going to suffocate the students inside…..we need a 5 year plan to close PHS….ITS A DUMP

Free Bird
Free Bird
Reply to  The school committee
1 month ago

I believe next year Taconic will be a vocational school only. Perhaps students are being moved around in preparation for that. I don’t know if there is a plan to deal with the heat at PHS, that’s been a problem for decades.

Pittsfield Plummett
Pittsfield Plummett
Reply to  Free Bird
1 month ago

Was the school designed and built for vocational only?? NO. So how much of the design and materials and build out is money down the fucking toilet? This is what happens when there is zero oversight on the city council or anywhere else in the city OR STATE. Does Peter Marchetti have an opinion on this?

Pissfield
Pissfield
Reply to  Pittsfield Plummett
1 month ago

This was all part of the plan from the get go. A normal effing city would have built one new school, and sold PHS to highest bidder, if indeed a new school was even needed. But hey, this is Pissfield.

ShirleyKnutz
ShirleyKnutz
Reply to  Pissfield
1 month ago

This is part of a regional plan and yes Taconic was built to be the regional vocational school

Dementia Joe
Dementia Joe
Reply to  The school committee
1 month ago

That’s what happens when dems are in charge.

The school committee
The school committee
1 month ago

Remember that in November the choice is Democracy or a violent dismantling of America.The reality is the Corporations are throwing billions at this vote for fascism or Democracy and corporate fascism is winning.Say goodbye to SS and Medicare public schools and public roads and water.Americas wealth is up for a vote.Do the American people ever get to share in our wealth or is 95% of it going to stay with the 5%…..FOX informed believe it’s about ey the 5% would never blamesocialism when it’s about 100 % control of the people.FOX brought down the American dream by just lying never blame the 5%about it to it’s shutin elderly who acted old at 50…..maybe the young people will save you from yourselves.Rush Limbaugh was a drive time propaganda radio show of anger.We arrived at the tipping point and we are going fascist.

Last edited 1 month ago by The school committee
Dementia Joe
Dementia Joe
Reply to  The school committee
1 month ago

Vote democrat so they can make the USA into Venezuela and put the final nail in the coffin.

Optimus Prime
Optimus Prime
Reply to  The school committee
1 month ago

You forgot to mention about grandma being in a wheelchair going to be pushed over a cliff also. Come on man!

Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  The school committee
1 month ago

“The choice is Democracy or a violent dismantling of America…”

TSC, we had your Liberal sponsored “summer of love 2020”, never again.

Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  The school committee
1 month ago

TSC, You are the problem !!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqn3iI_h1vg

Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  The school committee
1 month ago
Last edited 1 month ago by Mad Trapper
fizzlehead
fizzlehead
Reply to  Mad Trapper
1 month ago

It is amazing how much garbage information is out there on the dark web. And it is even more amazing that there are people who believe it. But that is the cornerstone of cult behavior and control.

Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  fizzlehead
1 month ago

How many clot shots you been injected with Fizz?

The truth is out there……..

Goslow
Goslow
Reply to  fizzlehead
1 month ago

(e_e)

Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  fizzlehead
1 month ago

And You, can’t get un-injected…….think about that a while.

Get Over It
Get Over It
Reply to  The school committee
1 month ago

TDS

Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  The school committee
1 month ago

“SO bye, bye he’s Russian aliie, Putin Puppet, and a Communist spy………”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqn3iI_h1vg

Last edited 1 month ago by Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  The school committee
1 month ago

…and while Lenin read a book on Marx…..TSC had another drink in the dark……

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqn3iI_h1vg

Last edited 1 month ago by Mad Trapper
Mr. Fritz
Mr. Fritz
1 month ago

Aren’t you glad Syracuse Joe & nurse Jill didn’t show up at the SU game?!

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2022/10/jill-biden-loudly-booed-appears-jumbotron-eagles-game-philly/

Ackerman Buck
Ackerman Buck
Reply to  Mr. Fritz
1 month ago

Aside….. Does the stooge think listening to a booltkicking guest is interesting for an hour. Same old guests,Tyer,Marchetti,Paul mark, the arts. Please give us back w t b r. And aren’t there supposed to be equal footing for politicians and candidates for interviews? All democrats.

fizzlehead
fizzlehead
Reply to  Ackerman Buck
1 month ago

All these people, including that sad stooge, came from the same dysfunctional amoebal blob when it divided. Same DNA, same self interested focus, same stain on human decency.

Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  fizzlehead
1 month ago

We know You came from micro-parasitic-Saprophytes.

S Bootlickor
S Bootlickor
Reply to  Mr. Fritz
1 month ago

Dan why weren’t you at Blumbergs yesterday we had free food and a lot of fun.

Optimus Prime
Optimus Prime
Reply to  Mr. Fritz
1 month ago

Jill was there and showed her on Jumbotron getting boooooed from crowd during opening coin toss.

Optimus Prime
Optimus Prime
Reply to  Optimus Prime
1 month ago

Sorry there Fritz! I should have paid better attention to your post.

Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  Mr. Fritz
1 month ago

At the Cowboys Philly game in Philly Sunday, it was a new, “Lets go Brandon” type debacle for the Biden crime family/Liberals/MSM. The American people don’t like Traitor Joe……or the “Hoe” VP……..

When Joe’s nurse, Jill appeared pre-game, there was “BOOOOOO……..BOOOOOOO…..BOOOOOOO……BOOOOOOOO”.

All live footage was “bleach botted” from all networks………it will reappear as,….BOOOO din ……..BOOOO din………BOOOO din…….

ROFL!!!!

Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  Mad Trapper
1 month ago

P.S. Average Americans retirement accounts, are down 20% this year

I’m in a safe 4.5%………..

ShirleyKnutz
ShirleyKnutz
Reply to  Mad Trapper
1 month ago

Where are those Biden stickers “I did that!” that were on the gas pumps? They could be on everything, high inflation, high crimes, come to think of it illegitimate is responsible for doubling everything except my savings and weekly check!! How can any sane intelligent person back this administration?? All that it does is lie and steal our money. I heard a new one this morning, don’t worry things should get better early next year???? Are they conceding defeat in the midterms? Hopefully the intelligent adults get elected and we can turn this country around. Maybe we should get the FBI to create fake documents so they can spy on the sitting President. They did it once why not do it again!

levitan
levitan
Reply to  danvalenti
1 month ago

Next stage of madness will be the US consumer competing against the Feds for gas when the gov wants to replenish the reserves.

Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  ShirleyKnutz
1 month ago

I keep a stash of, “Biden I did that” stickers on my sun visor.

Every pump gets one, when I donate to CROOKED JOE FAMILY ET AL $$$$

How /who is Hunter doing /screwing these days?

Last edited 1 month ago by Mad Trapper
Markus Aurelius
Markus Aurelius
Reply to  Mad Trapper
1 month ago

You should also save those for the back bumpers of EV’s.

fizzlehead
fizzlehead
Reply to  Mad Trapper
1 month ago

You can be pretty juvenile at times can’t you?

Jonesin U
Jonesin U
Reply to  fizzlehead
1 month ago

So there are many distribution violations with a r p a funds? Where is Councilor Warren?Your a. Litigation expert, self proclaimed law expert?

JoePesci
JoePesci
Reply to  Jonesin U
1 month ago

Warren is not an ace attorney, by any stretch of the imagination. Rather, he has a reputation as a stumble bum.

Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  fizzlehead
1 month ago

Yes, I stopped watching “woke” sports.

I did miss the Philly/Dallas game.

So forgive me, besides BOOOOO (din)ing Jill, the crowd was also chanting: FJB!!!……clap clap clap , clap clap clap….FJB!!!……clap clap clap , clap clap clap….FJB!!!……clap clap clap , clap clap clap…………….

The MSM shut down the pre-game videos, but the truth , has crept out there.

Last edited 1 month ago by Mad Trapper
fizzlehead
fizzlehead
Reply to  Mad Trapper
1 month ago

And to my point, the fact that you get a boner over that suggests that your mind is still operating at a fourth grade level. I am guessing you are told that rather often.

Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  fizzlehead
1 month ago

My penis still works, when I see a nice looking real woman.

Jill Biden , makes tires on a farm tractor deflate.

Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  fizzlehead
1 month ago

Has Pifzer, contacted You yet? NEW DRUG!!! …better than viagra…..

No Man, can get a “woodie” looking at the H-Beast, but YOU DO!!!

Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  Mad Trapper
1 month ago

Here you GO!!!

FJB!!!! at Dallas /Philly game …. as promised…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L_GHmiffGc&t=6s

Leather Helmet
Leather Helmet
1 month ago

Syracuse vs No. 5 Clemson (at Clemson) Saturday at noon on ABC. Clemson is favored by 13. Should be a good game.

S Bootlickor
S Bootlickor
Reply to  danvalenti
1 month ago

34- 20 Clemson

Jonesin U
Jonesin U
Reply to  danvalenti
1 month ago

Trivia question —who holds college football single season records for passing yardage and touchdowns.?

Goslow
Goslow
Reply to  danvalenti
1 month ago

Zeppo Marx?

Matt’s Adillon
Matt’s Adillon
Reply to  danvalenti
1 month ago

You might be right.

Jonesin U
Jonesin U
Reply to  danvalenti
1 month ago

Officers across country being ambushed and murdered. Highest since the nineties. The defund police rhetoric is nothing more than an antagonistic tool provided by these groups like BLM and Defund police.

BlueLivesMatter
BlueLivesMatter
Reply to  Jonesin U
1 month ago

That’s right. Obama started the war on cops, Lyin Biden continuing it.

fizzlehead
fizzlehead
Reply to  BlueLivesMatter
1 month ago

Dija see Trumps insurrection where his mullet heads attacked, maced and beat police officers? That is why so many morons think it Ok today. Trump hyper fueled the war on cops and ALL authority.

You might have missed it if all you watch is far right propaganda but you can still find a video or fifty showing it up close and personal if you want to.

Goslow
Goslow
Reply to  fizzlehead
1 month ago

(e_e)

levitan
levitan
Reply to  Goslow
1 month ago

Elegant.

Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  fizzlehead
1 month ago

Are YOU insane? With TSC? Same place?

just wondering…….

The City I Hate
The City I Hate
Reply to  Jonesin U
1 month ago

At best, Cops are a necessary evil, can’t live with them, can’t……kill them.

Thailand COP, already facing drug charges, goes on knife and gun rampage, KILLING 32 people, 24 of them nursery school children.

North Las Vegas Police Officer shoots and kills his 12-year-old daughter. This fine veteran Police Officer also shot his wife and son, before he got it right, and shot himself to death.

A Virginia woman and her daughter were shot to death by the dead woman’s husband, an abusive 60-year-old retired COP.

Off-duty Avon police sergeant shot wife dead before turning gun on himself’ the couple was found dead in their East Granby home on Wynding Hills Road.

Homicide-Suicide in police families: Aggression full circle

Police officers are considered to be at increased risk for suicide, and such self-aggression may be extended to others.

Woman, female shot at home of a Pittsfield, MA police officer. The woman/female was actually the minor child/daughter of a Pittsfield cop, who allegedly shot herself with her Pittsfield cop father’s unsecured police department issued loaded service weapon after the Pittsfield cop tormented his minor daughter, IF, you believe that BS.

levitan
levitan
Reply to  The City I Hate
1 month ago

I think the odds of getting hurt by a bad cop is high if you run into a bad cop. The odds of that happening though is lower than running into a bad non-cop. I suspect all Thai cops are bad, good thing they are over there and not here.

However – a well policed state is an over-policed state. Policing shouldn’t be a necessary evil.

Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider
Reply to  levitan
1 month ago

You won’t get hurt, even by the most brutal copper, if you just comply!!!
All you have to do is answer the questions with the truth, in a respectful way; and don’t be a smartass, do what’s asked (pat down, PBT, recitals, etc. IF there is RS then PC, you will be arrested; a matter to be determined by the Court. If a search was unlawful, the Court will free you and all “evidence” found.
The remedy is a Civil Suit against the City; NOT duking it out on a dark, wet and oily street in December @ 20 below! If you resist or fight, that aggravates the situation and you WILL be taken into custody by “extreme” means to show that you are now under their (the Police) care, custody & control. AND, if word gets out you assaulted a Copper or a vulnerable citizen, you will be treated accordingly.
And I am NOT saying you will be brutalized but you will be treated as a 2nd class citizen in terms of food, water or phone calls.
So smarten up! Don’t be the pussy that cries “brutality” after an LEO or CO takes you out after you try to sucker punch him/her.
A good quote from a 1974 comedy movie: to keep in mind:
“Do what he says, do what he says!”

Chuck Garivaltis"/"
Chuck Garivaltis"/"
Reply to  danvalenti
1 month ago

Syracuse looks good to me. I’d take the points.

Been there, Done that
Been there, Done that
Reply to  Leather Helmet
1 month ago

Proud to say that I was at the SU/Clemson game a few years back when the Orange BEAT Clemson. It can happen again!!!

Leather Helmet
Leather Helmet
Reply to  Been there, Done that
1 month ago

Syracuse lost by only three points last year after missing a last minute field goal and they were not even ranked. Clemson has been top five for the last seven years but somehow have one of the easiest schedules in college football this year so their undefeated record is meaningless. Anybodys game.

Penny
Penny
1 month ago

They should re name the Eagle The Grant Informer.

Everyone gets a grant.

Clive Liitledik
Clive Liitledik
Reply to  Penny
1 month ago

G-man took the city to court to halt the building of Taconic high school as well as prediction that included xtra costs,which did,he foot of the bill by himself, he worked on behalf of the taxpayer who did nothing to help themselves…. today he is facing the same problem with the city Council over the water and sewer plants.

The wiz is the only person with a set of stainless steel balls, he is fearless and has always looked out for the Kopanski‘s, the people on the blog don’t help anyone least all yourselves, you’re just mouthpieces with no carry through.

The mayor and council are not afraid of you because they know you are toothless. Mr. Valenti has begged you people to come on to the polls and vote. Needless to say you don’t vote nor do you come to the city Council meetings.The G-man deserves a great, an a plus for his efforts, the rest if you get a grade of F for your non-efforts. I noticed that whenever I mention the wiz’s name on this board,I get a pile of thumbs down,. Come on people get with the program, don’t throw stones at the only person who is trying to save your ass like the Gman. Talk is cheapand cheap talk will get you nowhere.

JoeKapanski
JoeKapanski
Reply to  Clive Liitledik
1 month ago

Up your Clive. I vote, as do many others. And Dan has balls of steel. G-man was his own worst enemy.

Flo flo Drivewter
Flo flo Drivewter
Reply to  JoeKapanski
1 month ago

I guess this comment is exactly what Clive is talking about. Then pay the water rates without any argument is what your saying Joe? No scrutiny,cuz you don’t like someone. And grow up.

levitan
levitan
Reply to  Flo flo Drivewter
1 month ago

I find it funny that a writer ‘flo flo drivewater’ is telling ‘joekapanski’ to grow up regarding a comeback to a ‘clive littledik’.

Groan-ups.

Matt’s Adillon
Matt’s Adillon
Reply to  levitan
1 month ago

I find it funny that you gotta make a comment about it,it’s not that big a deal. Are you one of the ones Chuck’s talking about looking for his autograph while eating breakfast ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

levitan
levitan
Reply to  Matt’s Adillon
1 month ago

To each his/her/its own.

Reel Deel
Reel Deel
Reply to  JoeKapanski
1 month ago

Joe Kopanski the truth hurts you have never been to a city Council meeting,you are one of the talkers. Introduce yourself to the wizard at a city Council meeting, do you know your way to the city Council chambersz? What kind of a contribution have you made it to city of Pittsfield? Did you manage the greatest benefit to the city of Pittsfield in the cities history? The Gaetani news hours required TV show, watch it.

Joe,you were one of the people I mentioned in my post, the wizards try to save your ass and you’re throwing stones at him at the same time, where the hell do you people come from anyway? again,if you don’t know what you were talking about say nothing,that way no one will know how shallow you are.

fizzlehead
fizzlehead
Reply to  Clive Liitledik
1 month ago

A rare man indeed. I have great respect for him for his efforts. If the city had only five more like him that would show up to council meetings and speak truth to power Pittsfield would be a different city and not one that is owned lock, stock and barrel by the special interests that dominate almost everything that happens.

Flo flo Drive
Flo flo Drive
Reply to  fizzlehead
1 month ago

Exactly. G man annnnnnnd Dan are the only ones visible vocally chastising these non sensical local politicians. And to Esquire Kenny,you are a lawyer? please reread the arpa distribution laws.

Goslow
Goslow
Reply to  Clive Liitledik
1 month ago

That explains why he avoids magnets and walks kind of funny.

Reel Deel
Reel Deel
Reply to  Goslow
1 month ago

He walks funny because he has a handicap you dope. shrapnel related injury so you Could be able to post on here

levitan
levitan
Reply to  Goslow
1 month ago

18-8 is not magnetic. Chinesium is though.

Lesley
Lesley
Reply to  Clive Liitledik
1 month ago

What is the case number on the alleged lawsuit you filed against the building of the new Taconic? I’m not finding it in court records.

Matt’s Adillon
Matt’s Adillon
Reply to  Lesley
1 month ago

Look a little harder and stop taking long lunch breaks

Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  Penny
1 month ago

Dan coined it the “Broad Broadsheet (shit?)” , but I think “The Left Winged Parrot” describes it better.

My kitty won’t use her box lined with that paper…….

Flipped Switch
Flipped Switch
Reply to  Mad Trapper
1 month ago

Put a new Dolce sound system in my truck can’t listen to this guy on T B R are anymore. The way he talks,you think he was the only one that served in the war? Gesus grandmas.

Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider
Reply to  Flipped Switch
1 month ago

I don’t think he ever fired a shot in anger. Maybe heard a few from afar. “Bless me Father for I have sinned.”

Ghost Rider
Ghost Rider
Reply to  Ghost Rider
1 month ago

I think Trey Parker & Matt Stone (South Park) knew the Stooge when he was an alleged copper!
“You must respect my authoritaaah!”
He couldn’t earn it so he complained and the then Chief of (a large City, GE, BMC, County Seat) sent a memo that alien LEO’s will be afforded the same respect as their own superiors.
(And even THAT was far reaching @ the time!!!!!!!!!!!!) as there was no respect for the brass @ PPD w/the scandals going on!)

levitan
levitan
Reply to  Mad Trapper
1 month ago

Boring Broadsheet. Good cleverness.

Last edited 1 month ago by levitan
Jonathan A. Melle
Jonathan A. Melle
1 month ago

Tulsi Gabbard lobs a bomb in New Hampshire. Sarcasm: I thought that was my job! I have new competition on being a political nutjob.
Tulsi Lobs a Bomb in NH: She Compares Biden to Hitler (yahoo.com)

levitan
levitan
Reply to  Jonathan A. Melle
1 month ago

I’m sure yahoo news does a perfectly fair and balanced report on Tulsi Gabbard (who’s only sin is to tell you what she thinks.)

Optimus Prime
Optimus Prime
Reply to  Jonathan A. Melle
1 month ago

There is no competition for you. You strike Olympic “Nut Job”Gold in every event.

Markus Aurelius
Markus Aurelius
Reply to  Jonathan A. Melle
1 month ago

She’s lobbying bombs towards the pol’s YOU VOTED FOR JM!!!!

Do you not understand that we, America, do not want your: progressive politics, soft on crime, blacks are the “victims” despite every advantage fair/unfair given to them since at least the 1990’s, open borders, “climate change,” and the “great reset” of the USA by Barry Sotero.

Comprende JM?

You have never worked for a pension or a 401K. You have no idea what your hero, Joe “The Big Guy” Xiden, is doing to the working-class Americans JM.

Mean tweets and Trump’s “grab them by the pu$$y” offended you? You actually made it through US Army basic training and that offended you? Grow a set of ball$ JM.

Last edited 1 month ago by Markus Aurelius
Optimus Prime
Optimus Prime
Reply to  Markus Aurelius
1 month ago

Offender himself of throwing out Hitler bombs, but none at any with a D in front of their name.

Matt’s Adillon
Matt’s Adillon
Reply to  Jonathan A. Melle
1 month ago

Let’s hope she doesn’t repeat herself like you do

Melle Left Nut
Melle Left Nut
Reply to  Jonathan A. Melle
1 month ago

Please try to not tell us this same thing 56 days in a row. Thanks in advance!

ShirleyKnutz
ShirleyKnutz
1 month ago

Of course I didn’t read this in the local “newspaper” but I guess ISO New England has warned it’s customers to be prepared for blackouts this winter if it is a cold one. It was stating since the push to close out old generators that ran on coal and oil, to more environmentally cleaner forms, they can’t be sure they can keep up with the demand at peak times. Seems like this would be something people should be warned of before the winter so they can prepare. I know it doesn’t fit the agenda of the local “newspaper” but it is important news. Would the paper be guilty of stochastic terrorism??

levitan
levitan
Reply to  ShirleyKnutz
1 month ago

The Solar Revolution will happen homeowners disconnect their leased panels from the grid and take the energy for themselves.

Viva l’électron!

Last edited 1 month ago by levitan
Chuck Garivaltis"/"
Chuck Garivaltis"/"
1 month ago

Dan, tough to refuse an offer that nice. I’m feeling much better now and getting around okay. Name the date and time and we can meet at or usual place. This way assures us privacy that we seldom get when our meetings are publicized
Chuck

levitan
levitan
Reply to  danvalenti
1 month ago

What is this? A dating site??

Hung Wang
Hung Wang
Reply to  levitan
1 month ago

Fizzy and TSC met here.

levitan
levitan
Reply to  danvalenti
1 month ago

It was a Joke man! No offense meant

Last edited 1 month ago by levitan
Actual Referutoo
Actual Referutoo
Reply to  levitan
1 month ago

Sounds weird

Matt’s Adillon
Matt’s Adillon
Reply to  danvalenti
1 month ago

I’ve got a tent in the back yard guys. Still in the box

Alfalfa
Alfalfa
1 month ago

Babylon Bee
Here are ten fantastic things the Democrats have accomplished this year:

  1. The standard of living is up 500% among Ukrainian politicians: Wow! Good for them!
  2. Hilarious memes of Biden eating ice cream have increased 40%: Experts agree that laughter improves life span.
  3. Thousands of Americans have been saved from the threat of seeing somebody pray in front of an abortion clinic: By arresting pro-lifers, the FBI is finally doing what they were designed to do.
  4. That Paw Patrol movie was actually pretty ok: Better than the Rings of Power, anyway.
  5. You’ve learned to appreciate the taste of bulk ramen: Pro tip — Buy multiple flavors and then mix up all the packets. Every time you enjoy a bowl you’re playing a game of Ramen roulette!
  6. More women of color are piloting the attack drones that bomb Syrian children: Progress!
  7. Afghani women don’t have to go to school anymore…or work…or make decisions: They can stay home all day to Netflix and chill. You go, gurl!
  8. You bought a house, are slowly paying off your debts and made tons of new friends. (In Animal Crossing): And look at that, you just got approved for a new home loan without even asking. Thanks, Tom Nook!
  9. Bob from Newport got married: Congrats, Bob!
  10. An 800% increase in people missing Trump: Ha! What a bunch of losers!
HaverilleWinds
HaverilleWinds
Reply to  Alfalfa
1 month ago

What kind fan of Syracuse takes the points and expects them to go to a major bowl? You gotta be all in. The only thing I’ll say is they were robbed. Two straight out of bounds hits not called and Clemson got the penalty same out of bounds late hit,and wasn’t as bad as the two non calls.