Archive | July, 2024
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KACKLE II: THE BITCHFIELD BULLSHIT BONANZA … VENI, VIDI, BUT NO VICI

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, JULY 31, 2024) — Kamala Harris. We think we’ll keep her. In 2020, she ran for president, spent $43 million on a campaign platform that consisted of calling Joe Biden a racist, and won ZERO delegates. Biden rewarded her with the VP slot because […]

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KACKLIN’ KAM KOPS DEM NOD … OR HAS SHE? NOMINATION ISN’T SECURE JUST YET

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE WEST, WEDNESDAY JULY 24, 2024) — If THE PLANET told you a mere few days ago that (a) Donald Trump would be shot by a would-be assassin and (b) barely more than a week later, one of the two presidential candidates would have to […]

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TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT REACTION … plus … !!ANOTHER PLANET EXCLUSIVE!! KAPANSKIS APPROVE OFFICIAL LIST OF CITY SYMBOLS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JULY 17, 2024) — THE PLANET here, checking in from the high desert and giving our beloved readers another fresh slate for The Comment Line. Not much to add to the national discussion about the attempted assassination of Donald Trump. The Republican convention […]

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REFRESHING THE BOARD FOR MORE FREE SPEECH, ONLY ON THE PLANET

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JULY 10, 2024) — THE PLANET back in town quickly for personal reasons and business, and we thought it would be the perfect time to refresh the screen and give our welcome commentators the continued opportunity for Free Speech. After all, THE PLANET […]

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