THE LATE GOOD & PRETTI, A ‘GOOD & PLENTY’ TREAT FOR THE PUSSYHATS
BY DAN VALENTI
PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY
WARNING: Some good souls of a more sensitive bent might find the satiric nature of certain paragraphs in the ensuing column “offensive” and in bad taste. Please noet that Safe Rooms have been made ready for you at the usual locations. Those in need of urgent care should report immediately to Greta Thunberg.
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(FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE WEDNESDAY JAN. 28, 2026) — One of the great advantages of working for a large, metropolitan daily back in the day was the exposure to so many fields of knowledge and expertise. We covered everything.
THE PLANET first learned about flashbangs in the late 1970s from the Syracuse Police Department.
Other names include stun grenade, flash grenade, and thunderflash.
When it detonates, the hand-thrown device makes an ear-shattering blast and emits a light similar to a spot being directed at your eyes. A flashbang is non-lethal because it doesn’t fragment. However, you definitely don’t want to pick one up when it’s cooking. After you’ve seen one go off, you know enough to leave it alone … that is, if you have three working brain cells.
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Leave it alone.
That’s what a dumb-ass “protester” did NOT do Monday. This plume-head picked up the hot stick, and it went off in her left hand, which probably now looks more like a claw. Call him/her Righty. One of the funniest videos we’ve seen in the entire Minneapolis rodeo is this ditz running after the candle want off, as if she’s Jackie Robinson stealing home in the 1956 World Series, except that Robinson was safe. It’s funnier than a Mr. Ed rerun. Her screaming reminds one of James Brown’s “I Feel Good.”
She got the hot hand.
Righty runs away flapping her left arm out, her right meathook hanging down as if she’s doing the Watusi. She rumbles, bumbles, and stumbles. Diva-like, she then hits the deck like third-rate a vaudevillian overplaying a drunk. She flops around like a flounder fresh out of the brine. On cue, other “protesters” come to her aid–like they’re surprised or something–helping about as much as an anvil helps a man overboard.
A woman filming the comedy supplies the voice-over narration, invoking a higher authority, one even higher than Tom Homan: “Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!” Funny how they invoke the deity when the pancakes start to burn.
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The long shadows bathing this two-reel comedy illustrate a point THE PLANET has long known, that these anti-ICE terrorists aren’t the sharpest blades in the cutlery. You know, like the now-sainted nurse Pretti dude who decided to ask police for “this dance” while they were dealing with a disrupter.
Pretti gets in the middle of the confrontation armed with a locked-and-loaded 9mm Glock and two full clips. He ends up not getting the lead out but in, where it belongs for anyone that reckless. Then and there, he decided to join Renee Good in see-sawing to “Waltzing Matilda.”
Good and Pretti. A little like Good & Plenty but not as tasty and a bit more expensive.
Pretti, not pretty … except pretty stupid. Let’s review, shall we?
Alex Pretti gets in the face of law enforcement. How’d that work out?
- Tensions are at a flashpoint.
- Assemblages fill the street.
- So what does Pretti do?
- Instead of staying home and safe, he heads out to look for trouble.
- Upon arriving, he doesn’t keep away from the hot spot.
- Instead he heads right into the middle of it.
- Carrying a loaded handgun with enough ammo to kill a couple dozen.
- He confronts and obstructs officers in the line of duty.
- A scrum starts.
- His left hand appears to be reaching for his Glock.
- Bang, bang. Bang, bang, bang.
As THE PLANET has been asking a whole lot lately, what could go wrong?
Like the freak Antifa piece of lice who called upon fellow loons to show up armed and ready to kill police.
Great.
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ICE is only doing the dirty job of cleanup after the political diarrhea of Autopen and Kackles Harris, who let countless millions of unvetted illegals storm our borders. ICE’s work in Minneapolis and elsewhere has resulted in the apprehension of tens of thousands of murderers, drug dealers, rapists, and a buffet of other criminals and bad actors. As a result, this country is safer for ordinary, law-abiding citizens.
If you see Righty, give her regards from THE PLANET.
If you want, give her the finger. She could use one.
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“Ham and cheese on rye, if you please” — The Earl of Sandwich.
“OPEN THE WINDOW, AUNT MILLIE.”
LOVE TO ALL.
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Well said – these idiots are so lost in their delusions of grandeur that they are dying for their cartoonish beliefs – just a sad state of affairs.
Think Jonestown
I’m thinking Jonestown every time you post. I’m thinking while you were there at Jonestown you didn’t drink enough of the juice provided to take you out, just enough to f*%k you up.
^^^^ that!
Agreed.
The party of dirty tricks will as usual and trouble makers to the protests.NAZIS always need a story so they can evoke our countries insurrection act so voting can be canceled.Fascist require ignorance and that is what the little nazis have in abundance. Trump has all the stupis and they will hand America over to the dictator..They will hand over their wife and daughter and grand-daughter. Just wanted to make sure you are still loyal to the pedophile.
We’re not sure if everyone is aware of this yet, but leftists think that anyone who doesn’t agree with them is a Nazi, Fascist etc..
Actually, we should amend that statement. The leftists who think that they are elites don’t actually believe that conservatives are Nazis. They just like to repeat that word over and over because it helps to foment more violence.
The pedophile who slept with his daughter got removed from the running for POTUS last summer by the DNC; they installed Cackling Kamala who never got one vote in a primary from the American people.
The molestation’s were confirmed with the existence and contents of Ashley Biden’s diary.
Harris was installed like a toilet as the DNC nominee. Further she was/is so incompetent, that Trump campaign ads simply had to show videos of her talking/trying to speak, that was brutal.
The other pedophile removed from the White House , was the Autopen’s #1 son Hunter. He molested his niece and other children as documented in the contents of his “laptop from hell”. The FBI had this evidence, along with other examples of the Biden Crime Families work (quid pro quo, etc) in 2020. The MSM/NYT during the weeks before the 2020 election, denied the existence of Hunter’s abandoned computer; it was “Russian disinformation”. This proved to be a lie. Hunter got an Autopen pardon in the last weeks of Biden’s occupation of the WH.
You TSC, want American’s wives and daughters (and sons!) to continue to be assaulted, raped, and murdered by CRIMINAL ALIENS.
The Democrats see these invaders as both a new voting bloc, and a means to alter the census. States with large populations of these criminals have the numbers of Congressmen representing those states, increased/adjusted.
President Trump was elected largely on his promises to stop the influx of these criminals over our borders, and to deport those already within the USA. He’s doing a stellar job on both. Illegal border crossings have virtually ceased, and He has already deported many of the worst of these criminals.
Meanwhile Liberals and Leftists like your self are foaming at the mouth and crazed with a mental psychosis, TDS.
Calls for rioting,arson, murders, and mayhem is the current political platform of the Democrats. It is happening now no longer weekly, but every single day!
And…
In the Biden White House they found cocaine hidden on a shelf.
In the Trump White House…you will find cocaine at the bottom of the Gulf of America.
Right Dan. Even with no weapon in his hand it took ten shots to subdue him because even after the first six he was still fighting like a gladiator, right? What made them stop at ten? Will trump now give them Medal of Valor for saving the country? Is America great now?
Holy shit man.
Have you ever taken a law enforcement firearms qualification program or training MW?
They are taught to shoot to end the threat.
Is 10 shots excessive? You knows. Certainly NOT YOU!!
You’re the guy that tried to convince us “Joe is sharp as a tack,” and “Joe had a cold,” when he mumbled on about something only God and his mush-brain could understand.
Remember that MW? I do.
BTW-can you explain to The Planet why you are against President Trump deporting illegal aliens?
You were on here bitching about Tricia Farley-Country Buffet (d-illegal aliens), giving free MA driver’s licenses to illegal aliens.
What changed?
Well besides TDS.
I am sure there are plenty of other nurses ready to jump up and take his place working in a VA ICU.
When you find out where he is buried will you go shit on his grave? Or maybe you could pump another ten bullets into his headstone. Just to get your hatred for him out of your system?
Take a look at this video, this is Meanwhile’s hero:
Steve Guest on X: “MUST WATCH: Footage of an a man who looks like Alex Pretti with a gun in his waistband, spitting on and attacking federal law enforcement officers and kicking the tail light of their vehicle on January 13. Bombshell report from the BBC. Important context: Pretti was not a https://t.co/snzEO8rU8w” / X
And to answer your question, what does him working at the VA have anything to do with this?
Just because he’s a Veteran MW, doesn’t mean he’s not a piece of $hit.
And yeah, if that were my son as a federal law enforcement officer and I saw that POS spit on or towards my son, I’d eat a big Mexican dinner before heading over to Alex Pretti’s gravesite.
I know you tranny’s and crossdressers think that spitting on each other is a fun, harmless, sport.
But to the rest of us normal (MAGA) folk, we think it’s vile and disgusting.
Did that answer your questions.
Nurses who recently called for similar violence/rioting have lost their licenses. One recently called for the poisonings of Conservative patients.
Thumbs up. Plus, the video of pretti lobbing spit at people and kicking vehicles also makes him unsuitable fir the health profession. He’s physically violent and mentally unstable.
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That’s the other side of it. Thanks for expressing it here. Needs to be said.
Same assumptions though. He assumes the officer knew what Pretti was up to.
How many bullets are enough? It’s up to the shooter.
Dan, here is another viewpoint.
“If you really want to understand the ICE shooting of Alex Pretti and understand why it was justified, you really don’t need to do anything but watch the video below.
Andrew Branca is an attorney who is an expert in self-defense. You may have seen clips of him in the past as he has his own talk show and is often brought on to other shows to provide legal analysis.
In this video, he carefully breaks down the Pretti shooting and puts it into language and perspective that anyone can understand.”
“Partial transcript by Collin Rugg on Twitter/X:
-TGP
The 2026 midterm election will see where American voters stand on Trump’s ICE Age of political protests, extremism, violence.
You might want to turn off CNN and The View and start seeking other “news” sources.
Here is a CBS poll that shows a majority of Americans support President Trump’s removing illegal aliens from the country.
This is CBS too. A democRAT mouthpiece, so you know the support is even higher than shown.
democRATS blaming President Trump for his “ICE Age,” and not Autopen and Kackles Harris, is equivalent to them blaming milk for being a liquid when a small child knocks over a cup and causes a mess.
It’s not the kids’ fault (Autopen/Harris) for knocking over the cup and spilling the milk.
It’s the milk’s fault (President Trump) for being a liquid and making me clean it up.
Eric Daugherty on X: ” JUST ANNOUNCED: CBS poll finds by 12-point margin, Americans approve of Trump’s program to seek out and deport illegals, 56%-44%, up from +8 earlier this month Independents support this by 8 points, 54%-46%. Males by 26 points, 63%-37%. https://t.co/GBS4wvdhd7” / X
Spoken like a true Marxist!
Nobody knows what really happened so let’s wait for the investigation. The bottom line is that he shouldn’t have been there impeding an arrest of a sexual predator. The adrenaline of the ICE agents is at fever pitch trying to catch the predator and Pretti decides to get involved to stop them…..not smart at all.
Speaking of sexual predators, do you want the Epstein files released Pat? And why do you think trump is withholding them after continuously saying he is going to release them, He even campaigned on it didn’t he? It seems like you dislike sexual predators and child molesters unless they are named trump.
And outside of right-wing media there is zero evidence of any sexual predator at the sight of the blatant murder. They are throwing everything they can at the wall to make this look legit and he if the guy was not an ICU nurse for the Veterans Hospital it would have been easy. But they have stepped in some shit and are scrambling to cover it up and you KNOW IT. You absolutely know it in your heart Pat.
What a novel idea.
Meanie, here is a “kinder gentler” description of the rioter, er “peaceful protestor”.
By Lieawatha Warren no less. Have a look and bookmark it, it may sooth your TDS.
https://x.com/TheKevinDalton/status/2016742453974581666
In MN, a person is required to have on hand a photo id concealed carry license when packing heat. I understand Pretti had none on him, so he is out of compliance with the gun handling laws of that state.
He came prepared for a deadly violent fight, and he was prepared not to talk. Leaving your property without even a driver’s license is like leaving without your shies.
Nurses are making bad news too. One is fired for wishing severe harm to a Trump admin during childbirth. Another on leave for advocating nurses steal injected drugs and syringes and attack ICE. Do you have confidence in a nurse who treats their profession as a means of administering torture?
Safest thing for you chaz is to stay away from hospitals if you are so terrified of nurses. What if a nurse dressed up as a clown? OMG!!!
The reason the nurses get fired for their violent remarks is because they damage trust and the reputation of the hospital.
Unlike presidents who incite riots? Violent remarks like that?
You really don’t have a clue, do you?
I saw the video of Omar getting attacked at her town hall. Thought it was Alex Blumin for a minute.
Man tackled after spraying substance on Ilhan Omar at Minneapolis town hall
Why do you abuse Alex Blumin? You think you are the better?
Alex provides a role model for involved citizenship, an owner of government.
Nasty people like FM is as much a reason to get out of BF as the corruption.
I’d pull her remark.
Ditto. Alex knows more about the government and our rights than the majority of people running for office.
I think people forget that ICE is under the DHS, which was a bullshit organization created by Bush after 9/11.
I shall now direct you towards another agency under the DHS purview… TSA
Think of the caliber of most TSA agents, and figure the same criteria are met for ICE, they are probably ex-military and slightly unhinged. Anyone dumb enough to antagonize them is asking for it… they are not law enforcement in the typical sense
They seem to be doing a pretty good job of enforcing the law despite the loonies badgering them. Although they deported more illegals under Clinton and O’bummer.
TSA is staffed with DEI hires.
Can’t see London, can’t see France, until TSA see your underpants!
ICE needs a few pumper firetrucks in MN loaded with indelible light blue dye.
Fanning the flames of civil war. MAGA
Meanie, they used to just shoot rioters, looters and arsonists. With real bullets.
Would you prefer that?
These paid thugs are not “peaceful protestors” by any means or description. Maybe you could apply for such a position? You seem well suited for such employment.
Failed Gov. Healey, the one who bragged about cancelling gas pipelines…..
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/01/watch-americans-call-democrat-massachusetts-governor-healey-high/
my fav movie on channel 58….Shane…Van Heflin Alan Lass