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BY DAN VALENTI

PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY

ED NOTE: THERE HAS BEEN SOME DEBUGGING WORK GOING ON AT THE PLANET, DEALING WITH FIREWALLS, SECURITY, AND RELATED. THIS HAS INADVERTENTLY PREVENTED CERTAIN COMMENTS FROM BEINRG POSTED. PLEASE KNOW THAT THE ISSUE IS NOW RESOLVED. THANKS. AND KEEP READING.

(FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE WEDNESDAY MARCH 18, 2026) — THE PLANET has sculptured the tea leaves (Barry’s Gold). We have extracted the future from the present using now as the compass and the past as it needle. The traffic said it all.

“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.” — Douglas Adams

The more I wrote, the less I knew, and yet, deeper insights followed. The topic proved inexhaustible — Dan Valenti

ONE DIVIDED BY ZERO

I don’t know. Neither do you.

You may believe or disbelieve because of evidence or faith, but you will never know. That is the existential crisis, innit? 

The best analogy arrives from mathematics and the bizarre situation of dividing by zero: What is 1/0? Ordinary understanding easily dismisses the question. Serious mathematicians know that 1/0 is undefinable. It also brings about strangeness in its results. 

Zero: an even number sequentially placed between -1 and +1. Dividing by it produces infinity, since dividing by a series of smaller and smaller denominators produces ever larger (longer, actually) results. This is easily proven with the numerator 1 as the constant and the denominator successively smaller units < than 1. As the denominator shrinks, the result gets bigger. Divisors 0.1, 0.01, 0.001, 0.0001 … to infinity under 1 will equal ever-lengthier results.

A human determination of God’s existence is like one divided by zero. Believers and Atheists follow the same thing deductive argument differing only in an initial assumption they hold to be true. Most remain fixed in their positions, closed to further inquiry. However, those who sound the depths find that the undefinable pushes one into the discomfort and disquiet of what they have held as immutable.  

In such a conundrum, only one place produces a valid starting point: within. Our interior lives of emotion and feeling, dreams and spirit, have been evident since the beginning of … well, let’s just say The Beginning. From the baseball manager playing a hunch to the Feng shui when one enters a room, our inner life exists, experienced as immersive subjectivity. It’s the reason we dance, daydream, laugh, cry, anger, and hope. IT’s also the reason we give up.

Life isn’t totally objective and can’t be because of each person’s intimate sense of self-awareness. The only way it could be otherwise is to dismiss the entirety of the human experience, specifically, its interiority. In fact, we can posit an akin process going on in every material thing based on the findings of atomic and subparticle motion, electricity, and gravity. In other words, the rock that I hold in my hand contains some kind of residual “awareness.” It can be no other way.

And that’s where religion and science unite. “Even the very rocks will cry out.”

Let’s see how many comments this one draws.

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Our greatest glory is not in never failing. It is rising every time we fail” — Oliver Goldsmith.

“OPEN THE WINDOW, AUNT MILLIE.”

LOVE TO ALL.

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Snarky
Snarky
1 month ago

By the looks of the picture, I’d say you’re running for mayor Dan!

BTW, several of my family members apparently have been blocked from commenting & voting thumbs up/down on your site. What gives?
Actually it seems like many posters have been blocked.

Snarky
Snarky
Reply to  danvalenti
1 month ago

You haven’t noticed the absence of the regular posters??
For the last several days, when trying to post, the posts did not go through resulting in the word “NONCE” at top of rejected posts. Some people have not been able to comment thumbs up or down at all – posts did not register.
I believe one of your posters commented on this “blockage” yesterday on your site.

Gimmee Less
Gimmee Less
Reply to  danvalenti
1 month ago

Does not look like it

Haha Hawah
Haha Hawah
Reply to  Snarky
1 month ago

Maybe Dan is even sick of Trump.

JK
JK
1 month ago

Test

JK
JK
1 month ago

Test 2

Jon Melle
Jon Melle
1 month ago

Trump, Iran, Gas prices….

Pittsfield politics budget proposals….

Kapanski’s paying taxes….

Marge
Marge
1 month ago

I love when you post philosophical stuff, Dan. You always make me think.

Tom Betit
Tom Betit
Reply to  danvalenti
1 month ago

Dan
If you have one apple and add zero apples- you have one apple, not an infinite amount of apples.

May want to stick to language arts?

As to the existence of God, miracles happen, and apes haven’t grown thumbs.
Kinda ends the evolution theory.

Hopefully this post is not blocked
3/19/26@9:20a

Tom

Mad Trapper
Mad Trapper
Reply to  Tom Betit
1 month ago

If I had 6 pieces of bacon and you took two what would you have?

A broken hand and a black eye! (humor)

So?
So?
Reply to  Tom Betit
1 month ago

Plant a seed. If you have 1, it has potential 0 isn’t a quantity it is a place holder. A . with full potential 0….

Last edited 1 month ago by So?
Tom Betit
Tom Betit
Reply to  danvalenti
1 month ago

Dan
Still awaiting approval, of my comment , predictable…

Obviously Snarky is correct,
I cannot like Snarks comments.

Apparently you are still practicing censorship, and strategic delay.

I predict You’ll be writing to yourself, if your censorship continues.

3/19/26@9:30

Tom

Maureeb Anetzdh
Maureeb Anetzdh
Reply to  Tom Betit
1 month ago

Maybe you didn’t get the go f yourself memo.

Pat
Pat
1 month ago

I love the words from the song Hosanna in the musical Jesus Christ Superstar:

Why waste your breath moaning at the crowd?
Nothing can be done to stop the shouting.
If every tongue were stilled
The noise would still continue.
The rocks and stones themselves would start to sing

Creation calling out to its creator. This is why the Bible has always been the number one selling book across the world. Creation needs to connect with its creator.

Free Bird
Free Bird
1 month ago

I’m not able to vote up or down on people’s comments.

Harriet Wrohdes
Harriet Wrohdes
Reply to  Free Bird
1 month ago

Fritz gives himself as many thumbs up he wants.

Harriet Wrohdes
Harriet Wrohdes
Reply to  Free Bird
1 month ago

Fritz thinks he Trump. What an idol,er mentor. Buffoon.

JK
JK
Reply to  Free Bird
1 month ago

This has now been patched. May your thumbs be free.

Celtics Fan
Celtics Fan
1 month ago

Dan-

Gotta love that Irish Barry’s Tea. I am a big fan myself!
Nothing else compares or even comes
close !
Here’s to a cuppa!

ShirleyKnutz
ShirleyKnutz
1 month ago

Ah to spend our days in deep thought on the questions of gods and philosophers brings me to our own great Philosopher of our times one Slick Willie of the juvenile paradise Epsteins Island where we find him waxing poetically of the definition of “is” while in the tub of hot water with nilly on and a full class of of his favorites. While in the hot water one Quid Pro Quo Joe Bumbles by looking for the Famous Rabbit Philosopher hoping that she will give him the time and directions to his next stage. As he bumbles along he runs across none other than the Great Orator from Hawaii smoking a dube and drawing a line in the sand stating your in trouble if you cross this line only for the Great Orator to erase such line and move it.. All the while the great party of the people can be seen screaming their adulation at their great leaders like the sheep they have become,..Ah isn’t it Great to be an American Philosopher???