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ON ADAMS, TERRORISM, AND WALMART COOKERS: WE SHUDDER IN OUR BOOTS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, JULY 15, 2015) — Let’s see. If THE PLANET had sympathies for the Islamic State, and if we wanted to begin a terrorist cell, there are two things we wouldn’t do: We wouldn’t take our ordinary sounding American name and change it to Ali Al […]

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10 DAYS LATE AND A HALF-A-MILLION DOLLARS SHORT: THE BB SPINS MAYOR’s WEB WITH FICTION ON CITY HALL BASEMENT LEAK

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, JULY 14, 2015) — THE PLANET told you before anyone else about how the bungled job of laying fiber-optic cable opened up a torrent of water that’s flooded the Pittsfield city hall basement. It’s been mythologized into this little musical ditty. It goes like […]

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WEST SIDE RALLY LOOKED GOOD FOR THE CAMERAS, BUT ‘KUMBAYA-ING’ WILL CHANGE NOTHING

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, JULY 13, 2015) — We will save “Kumbaya” for the Bible thumpers, the progressives, and The Berkshire Eagle. THE PLANET gives it to you straight: the “Rally Against Violence” conducted this past Friday at The Christian Center won’t change a damned thing. The rally […]

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CITY OFFICIALS ARE SUPPRESSING INFO ON SHOOTINGS, BUT WHY? … PLANET SHARES WHAT WE’VE HEARD: Nothing but STREET TALK, BUT IT’S A START … plus … ‘InCITYous’ A ‘SMASH HIT’ … & THE COMMENT LINE IS OPEN

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEEKEND EDITION, JULY 10-12, 2015) — Secrecy. Lockdown. Furtiveness. The dark, damp shade. The moldy, black cellars. This is the state of Mayor Dan Bianchi‘s #1 promise of transparency. Blindfold the people, pour hot war in their ears, and duct tape their mouths. Though he […]

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WORLD PREMIERE TONIGHT OF DAN VALENTI FILM: ‘InCITYous: Pittsfield’s Crisis of Confidence’ … WHY THE ODD HANDLING OF THE FIVE SHOOTINGS? … plus … NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET … EMERSON MADNESS … CARLOS AND WHO??? and … PLANET PREDICTED NO STRIKE AT BRIEN CENTER

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY —————————————————————– WORLD PREMIERE! TONIGHT! PC-TV CH. 16 Tune in tonight, 7 p.m., for the world premiere of  A Film By Dan Valenti: In-CITY-ous: Pittsfield’s Crisis of Confidence It will air on Channel 16, for the hour. It presents a funny, biting, hard-hitting, and honest look — a […]

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THE GLOVES COME OFF: TYER RESPONDS TO SHOOTINGS, BLASTS BIANCHI FOR LACK OF COMPASSION, LEADERSHIP … CALLS MAYOR’s RESPONSE ‘RECKLESS AND IRRESPONSIBLE’

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, JULY 8, 2015) — Linda Tyer took the hint. Linda Tyer came out smoking. Linda Tyer just announced she won’t play the “demure little girl” role in which Dan Bianchi‘s camp has cast her. Tyer’s Statement: Hitting the Right Tone After THE PLANET […]

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MURDER, MAYHEM, AND THE MADNESS OF PITTSFIELD’S MEAN STREETS: DAY 2 DEVELOPMENTS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, JULY 7, 2015) — Going on three days, and still nothing from the mayor on the murder and mayhem Saturday night that left one dead, two dying, and two wounded. THE PLANET covered that yesterday. We will only add that Dan Bianchi‘s head-in-the-sand […]

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MURDER, MAYHEM, AND THE MADNESS OF THE STREETS … MAYOR BEARS ULTIMATE RESPONSIBILITY

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, JULY 6, 2015) — Murder and mayhem: Welcome to Pittsfield. And how does it feel, Mayor Dan Bianchi, to know that you bear ultimate responsibility? Does it improve your beauty sleep? Instead of sheep, do you count bullet casings? What occurred over the weekend […]

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QUICK HITZ & HOT LIX: PLANET FILMS PITTSFIELD DOCUMENTARY … GLOBE DIGS THE PLANET … TOUGH LOVE FOR THE BB … IS CRANE ON VERGE OF BEING SOLD? & OTHER RUMORS … OOPSIES! … LADY GAGA-GOO-GOO …$85 Gs and a PARADE … plus … THE COMMENT LINE IS OPEN

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEEKEND EDITION, JULY 3-5, 2015) — Time for some Quick Hitz and Hot Lix, THE PLANET‘s version of what we invite you to do each weekend, to address topics of concern to you. Yes, The Comment Line is open. Any and all subjects welcome. […]

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CITY HALL BASEMENT FLOODED, ‘TONS OF DAMAGE’ INCLUDE DOCUMENTS GOING BACK TO 1880s … COST INCALCULABLE … BIANCHI’s FOOLISH MOVE OF CITY OFFICES TO 100 NORTH STREET BEARS FULL BLAME

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, JULY 2, 2015) — Somewhere between falsehood and fabrication, between fairy tale and fiction, between half truth and half ass, THE PLANET lost count of the costs for the unnecessary move of 40% of City Hall offices to 100 North St. The figure […]

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EAGLE CANS 3; CHAIN DUMPS 10 OTHER EMPLOYEES … IS THE BB ABOUT TO CLOSE? RUMORS ARE FLYING

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, JULY 1, 2015) — Is the other sneaker about to drop for the local daily once proudly known as The Berkshire Eagle? One must wonder in light of a report on the dismissal of three editorial employees at The Boring Broadsheet and the […]

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GARBO SPEAKS! SWAIL LEAVES! PLANET SCOOPS BORING BROADSHEET BY ‘ONLY’ 3 WEEKS’ … LOCAL DAILY’S DECLINE, OFFICIAL CORRUPTION LINKED

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, JUNE 30, 2015) — Those of you who still bother to read the latest drivel in The Boring Broadsheet “learned’ yesterday that Kevin Swail (rhymes with “fail”) left his post in the Pittsfield Highway Department for the cooler climes of Lanesboro. Stop the presses! Those […]

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‘SECRET’ BRIEN SOURCES: ‘THERE WILL BE NO STRIKE’ — !!PLANET EXCLUSIVE!!

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, JUNE 29, 2015) — There will be no Brien Center strike on July 6. That’s what sources are telling THE PLANET. Management negotiations with Brien staff have gone on for a fruitless year. The contract between Brien and SIEU Local 509 expired in October last […]

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GARIVALTIS, BOSSIDY, & SHULMAN: THREE OF A KIND SO DESPERATELY NEEDED (YET MISSING) FROM THE CITY … plus … THE COMMENT LINE IS OPEN

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEEKEND EDITION, JUNE 26-28, 2015) — One Thursday, THE PLANET enjoyed a long, leisurely breakfast at The Red Lion Inn with two of Pittsfield most loyal and successful native sons. Our deliberations, moreover, summoned the memory of a third favorite and famous son. We speak […]

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UNINDICTED STAN THE MAN VISITS, FEELS YOUR PAIN … plus … OTHER QUICK HITZ AND HOT LIX

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, JUNE 25, 2015) — In the breach, briefly: Rosenberg and Guildenstern are Dead — Senate President Stan Rosenberg graced the Berkshires with his eminence yesterday, all aglow from the radiated rump kissing he received from assorted “players,” wanna-bes, and sycophants. Stan’s a Top Dawg […]

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BANNING THE CONFEDERATE BANNER: REVISIONIST HISTORY MEETS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 24, 2015) — When revisionist history meets political correctness, you can be sure a hasty and usually mistaken overreaction will result. Hence the hysteria over the battle flag of the Army of Northern Virginia, a banner mistakenly called the flag of the Confederate […]

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