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PLANET RESPECTS GOOD FRIDAY, AND WE WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY, HEALTHY, AND HOLY EASTER WEEKEND

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, GOOD FRIDAY, APRIL 6, 2012) — Today is Good Friday. THE PLANET presents some food for thought for those who are interested: “It is not for man to seek or even to believe in God. He only has to refuse to believe in everything […]

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‘THE HAUNTING’ ROCKED … WHY THE ‘STRACUZZI THING’ MATTERS … PLAY BALL! … plus … WEIGH IN ON THE ISSUE: THE DEFENSE OF TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE — WE WANT YOUR VIEWS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, APRIL 5, 2012) — Today, we tackle a new issue on THE PLANET: The Definition of Marriage. First, let us deal with a few quickies: SCREEN SHOTS — A splendid time was had by all who attended THE PLANET’s free showing of the […]

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TONIGHT: A FREE SCREENING OF THE ROBERT WISE CLASSIC, ‘THE HAUNTING’ … ‘TELL ‘EM THE PLANET SENT YOU’ or OUR DEFINITION and USAGE NOTE OF CHILD MOLESTATION … plus … A LOOK AT THE DEVASTATING EFFIECT ILLEGAL ISRAELI SETTLEMENTS HAVE HAD ON THE MIDEAST PEACE PROCESS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 4, 2012) — Remember, tonight we will show The Haunting, Robert Wise‘s brilliant take on Shirley Jackson‘s genre classic, The Haunting of Hill House. This is part of our Advanced Composition class. The class will begin in K-111 at BCC beginning at […]

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THE GOOD NEWS ON PETER MOORE … PLANET’s FREE SCREENING OF ‘THE HAUNTING’ … PHOTO OF GREYLOCK ROBBERY SUSPECT LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ANGELO … PLAY CHARADES; FILL OUT SCHOOL DEPARTMENT’s ‘SURVEY’ ON NEW SUPT. … FINALLY, SCHOOL COMMITTEE MEETING MINUTES ARE REASONABLY UP TO DATE (KINDA SORTA)

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, APRIL 3, 2012) — Today let us share a trio of good news clusters to start things off in the right direction, north by northwest minus the corn field and crop duster. (1) PETER MOORE’S PROGRESS — You will be delighted to know […]

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TAKE THE PLANET’S PRESENTIAL ‘SURVEY’ (OF SORTS) … YOUR CHANCE TO SPEAK DIRECTLY TO ROMNEY AND OBAMA … PLUS, MOPPING UP ON THE ‘NATIONAL PASTIME’ AND OTHER SPORTS NON-SEQUITURS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, APRIL 2, 2012) — No, we didn’t post on Friday. No, it was not the preemption of an April’s Fool’s stunt. No, we weren’t kidnapped. No, we didn’t “sell out.” No, “they” didn’t “get to me” (whatever that is supposed to mean). No, […]

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‘A BEAUTIFUL WORK OF PEACE’ — MLB HAS LOST ITS ALLURE, THOUGH IN THE MIND’S EYE, THE GAME CAN NEVER DIE

By DAN VALENTI Planet Valenti News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, MARCH 29, 2012) — Someone told us they opened the Major League baseball season in Japan the other night. It came as news. We don’t follow MLB any more. That admission surprises many people, even to this day. There are still a segment […]

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CITY ATTORNEY LEANS ON SUPT. APPLICANT, FORCES HER TO WITHDRAW APPLICATION … DUPERE ACTION RAISES BIG QUESTIONS OF LEGITIMACY … plus … MORE ON TRAYVON MARTIN CASE — DID A HOODIE HELP GET HIM KILLED?

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 28, 2012) — While we can’t say for sure who will be the next superintendent of schools in Pittsfield, we can say definitively that Christine Canning will not be the Chosen One. THE PLANET has learned that Canning, author of the highly […]

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GLAD WE DIDN’T TAKE PART IN TRAYVON HOODIE PROTEST … NILAN-MOORE RUMBLINGS … NUCIFORO SLAMS NEAL’S PAYMENTS TO SON …

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, MARCH 27, 2012) — We’re not sorry we haven’t fallen for the Trayvon Martin overreaction. The teenager lost his life, prematurely, and for that we are sorry. We will not, however, join the mindless herd in wanting to turn this unfortunate boy into […]

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YOU DON’T KNOW ME … WE PLAY A CHARACTER CALLED ‘DAN VALENTI,’ AND HE IS BUT THE WHITE WALLS OF A REBELLIOUS HEART … SCHOOL COMMITTEE TO ACCEPT ‘LATE APPLICATION’ or ‘UH-OH,’ FOLKS, ‘HERE IT COMES’ … ALF BARBALUNGA ANSWERS THREE QUESTIONS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, MARCH 26, 2012) — Every so often, THE PLANET receives an invitation as a local celebrity to sit in judgment of some contest, drive a bus as a promo stunt, flip pancakes, that sort of thing. Each time, we have to stop, take […]

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THE ‘SAGA OF HANK HAZLEWOOD’ or HOW THE GASBAG WORDS OF THE PITTSFIELD PUBLIC SCHOOLS ON BULLYING DON’T AMOUNT TO SQUAT … YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE LENGTHS TO WHICH THE SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION FAILED HANK, HIS MOM, AND TAXPAYERS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, FRIDAY, MARCH 23, 2012) — Schools, bullying, an unresponsive school department, and a determined mom: How’s that for today’s menu and that of the weekend, in which the Orange advance to the Elite Eight. SCHOOLS: A TALE OF BULLYING THAT AMPLIFIES THE SERIOUS JOKE […]

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PARKS COMMISSION IN (CHEESY) ACTION: IT MAKES YOU WANT TO TAKE A SHOWER … RAMSDELL IDENTIFIES WHAT WAS MISSING FROM ROOM 203 TUESDAY NIGHT … PLUS, THE PLANET GIVES FAIR WARNINGS TO ALL CITY COUNCILS, BOARDS, COMMISSIONS, and COMMITTEES — WE THE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING, AND THE PLANET WILL BE NAMING NAMES

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, MARCH 22, 2012) — Yesterday, THE PLANET got a gander at one of the many boards and commissions that serve WE THE PEOPLE in the oft-slovenly but necessary business of city government, in this case, the Pittsfield Parks Commission. We had attended, along […]

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NILAN-MOORE PRETRIAL HEARING POSTPONED TO MAY 2 … PARKS COMMISSION GETS SMART, APPROVES RAMDELL ‘TOBY II’ DOG WALK PERMIT, 5-0 … VOTE INCLUDES THE TAINTED COMMISSIONER, MR. NILAN … PLANET ATTENDS, JUST TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WAS DONE NICE AND PROPER … plus … THE PERMITTING PROCESS IN PITTSFIELD: A KAFKA-ESQUE NIGHTMARE

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary PRE-TRIAL CONFERENCE IN NILAN-MOORE CASE POSTPONED TO MAY 2 (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 21, 2012) — We were all set to post today’s entry on THE PLANET when we learned that the Nilan-Moore Case pretrial conference, originally slated today in District Court, was postponed to 9 […]

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THE WONDER OF DOGS … TOBY II HEARING TONIGHT @ 7 p.m. … PRETRIAL HEARING IN NILAN-MOORE CASE SET FOR TOMORROW (OR IS IT?) … THE LEGAL DEFINITION: WHAT IS A PRE-TRIAL HEARING (YOU WILL BE SURPRISED)

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, MARCH 20, 2012) — Having made it through the non-existent “winter,” we can now move to the pursuits of spring, when young men’s fancies turn to dog walks. WE BELIEVE IN DOG The Berkshires’ own Josh Billings put it best: “A dog is […]

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NILAN-MOORE PRETRIAL HEARING SET FOR WEDNESDAY … TOBY II: KEN RAMSDELL, ON BEHALF OF EVERY DECENT, LAW-ABIDING, TAX-PAYING, HONEST PERSON IN PITTSFIELD STANDS TALL BEFORE PARKS COMMISSION TOMORROW NIGHT … COMMISSIONERS TO HOLD HEARING ON TOBY II DOG WALK … YOUR ATTENDANCE IS REQUESTED IN SHOW OF SUPPORT … PLANET WILL BE COVERING

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary ADD 1 MARCH 19, 2012, LATER IN THE DAY * BRIDGE UPDATE — We add this item from the Parks Commission agenda tomorrow night (see main post, below), for those who contacted us today: An update on the Lakeway Drive temporary bridge will be presented. It’s item […]

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!!BULLETIN!! SOURCES — ELM STREET ROBBER CAUGHT …PITTSFIELD SCHOOLS’ HANDBOOK FOR PARENTS, STUDENTS: LIES WRITTEN BY LIARS … IN LENOX, THEIR SCHOOL MOB BOSS WANTS A SPENDING HIKE OF 8.1% … MR. MITT CONTINUES INEVITABLE TRAIPSE TO VICTORY

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary ADD 1 (MARCH 17, 2012, 2:20 p.m.) SOURCES: ELM STREET ROBBER CAUGHT We break into our regular weekened coverage to report that, according to sources, the woman wanted for a string of robberies in the Elm Street area was arrested and charged this afternoon in Pittsfield. Police […]

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KINNAS: ‘The Taxpayers Lost Big Time Last Night’ — SCHOOL BOARD KNIFEs PETITION TO HALT SUPT. SEARCH … WE HAVE STARTED OUR OWN NEWS’PAPER’ … GROWING NUMBER OF RESTAURANTS, AIRLINES, THEATERS, CINEMAS, ETC. WANT TO BAN THE BRATS — THE PLANET HAS ALL THAT AND MORE

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, MARCH 15, 2012) —   “The taxpayers lost big time last night.” That’s how school committeeman Terry Kinnas characterized the action of his colleagues last night in a 5-1 shooting down of his petition to halt the search for a new superintendent until the […]

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