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IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE, PITTSFIELD STYLE

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary ED. NOTE: The following tale was adapted from a short story by Philip Van Doren Stern that was the basis of the movie It’s a Wonderful Life. Note that THE PLANET will take a Christmas break. Our next new column will be published on Monday, Dec. 29, […]

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CITY TO RELEASE HRC DOCUMENTS ‘EARLY NEXT WEEK’ … WILL THEY BE UNTAMPERED? … QUESTIONS ABOUND IN BIANCHI’s LATEST TRY TO STIFLE FREE FLOW OF INFORMATION

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, DEC. 23, 2014) — As THE PLANET exclusively revealed yesterday, city solicitor Kathy Degnan was ordered 12 days ago to turn over all responsive documents requested by iBerkshires in connection with the Human Rights Commission‘s handling of allegations of racism made by a […]

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!PLANET EXCLUSIVE! SECR’Y OF STATE’S OFFICE TWICE GIVES BIANCHI, DEGNAN ‘A WOOD SHAMPOO’ … CITY ORDERED TO TURN OVER HRC RECORDS FOLLOWING MAYOR’s ATTEMPT TO STONEWALL

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, DEC. 22, 2014) — Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got one brewing, a real knee slapper. Once again, The Bianchi Administration has been conked over the noggin (as we used to say on the streets, given “a wood shampoo”) by the Public Records Division […]

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SBNC SUBCOMMITTEE MEETING ARRANGED SO THAT ‘WE THE PEOPLE’ WILL BE (ONCE AGAIN) LEFT OUT

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEEKEND EDITION, DEC. 19-21, 2014) — You blinked and therefore missed the announcement of a meeting regarding the building of a new Taconic High School. The city of Pittsfield and the School Building Needs Commission (SBNC) wants you, The Little Guy, to participate fully in […]

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FRANCIS LIKES UP TO HIS NAMESAKE, SAYS ANIMALS GO TO HEAVEN … plus … BILL COSBY IS INNOCENT

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, DEC. 18, 2014, 2014) — You gotta love it. Pope Francis was recently asked during audience to comfort a little boy who had just lost his beloved dog. In St. Peter’s Square, Francis told the lad that “paradise is open the all God’s creatures.” […]

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POINTING OUT THE HARD TRUTH IS NOT ‘BEING NEGATIVE’ … plus … MORE TURMOIL AT R.S.V.P.

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, DEC. 17, 2014) — Let’s scan some of the routine, daily happenings in Podunk Paradise: A police stand-off on Stoddard Avenue involving a 20-year-old young man with a gun, threatening his mama because she wouldn’t let him have the car. A Bronx man accused […]

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GONE WITH THE WIND(BAGS): FATEFUL FLICKERS FOR A FAILURE

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, DEC. 16, 2014) — When Mayor Dan Bianchi began the arduous task of trying to sell — who, exactly, since it was a Done Deal? — the questionable move of transporting city hall offices to 100 North St., he used as an example […]

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JUVENILE COURT EXPANSION A SAD SIGN OF THE TIMES FOR PITTSFIELD’S UNRAVELING DOWNTOWN

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, DEC. 15, 2014) — It can never be good when the hottest expanding business in a city’s downtown is the criminal courts. Nonetheless, that appears to be the case in orphaned Pittsfield, Mass. THE PLANET says orphaned, because The Land of Benigno Numine […]

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DISSECTION OF A POLITICAL BROUHAHA: WAS COUNCIL’S INACTION OF MAYOR’S ORDER AN INNOCENT MISTAKE OR DELIBERATE POLITICS-AS-USUAL? PLANET HAS A LIVE TV DEBATE IN THE WORKS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEEKEND EDITION, DEC. 12-14, 2014) — In trying to dissect the issues involved in the automatic enactment of the mayor’s administrative order to undo “The Barrett Reforms” of public works and return DPW pretty much to the same setup it had prior to Der […]

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PV-TV TONIGHT! LIVE AND IN PERSON! … CALL OUT THE PHILOSOPHERS, COUNCILORS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, DEC. 11 [ONLY A LITTLER LATER THAN NORMAL], 2014) — Yes, there will be PV-TV tonight. Tune in at 7 p.m., won’t you, as THE PLANET parades before four hot TV cameras, live, without a duke of an idea of what he will […]

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THE PLANET MOURNS THE LOSS OF A FRIEND … SOX NAMED TOPPS ‘ORGANIZATION OF THE YEAR’ … FLAT-ROOF DESIGN IS FLAT-HEADED … plus … ‘MAJOR GAFFE’ AT LAST NIGHT’s COUNCIL MEETING?

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, DATE, 2014) — THE PLANET was saddened to hear of the death of our dear friend Laura Valenti. Laura, a great booster for the city and particularly its downtown, came into our sphere in the 28 years (1980-2008) we ran our businesses from suites […]

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AFFIRMATIVE ACTION POLICY: NOBLE INTENTIONS IGNORE PAINFUL REALITIES … POLICY LIKELY TO REPLACE DISCRIMINATION WITH MORE OF SAME

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY, DEC. 9, 2014) — As the recent national events has shown, America is still incapable of having an intelligent discussion on race. Too many people are unwilling or unable to drop the pretexts and prejudices that preclude the neutral approach to interpersonal relations that […]

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POLICE ADVISORY COMMISSION PRESS POLICY ‘MEANT TO STIFLE INFORMATION’

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary ——– 000 ——– BULLETIN! Allow THE PLANET to break into this story at a little before 6 p.m. Monday Dec. 8. Speaking of break, we shall break the story that Jon Lester has opted not to re-rsign with the Boston Red Sox in favor of the pitch […]

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DISSA AND DATA: THE PLANET ON STUFF THAT SHOULD (AND SHOULDN’T) MATTA

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, DEC. 4, WORKING TO WEEKEND EDITION, DEC. 5-7, 2014) — Emptying out the grab bag, otherwise known as this writer’s notebook, one finds all sorts of interesting items. Hypen Happy — State Rep. Tricia Farley-Bouvier has hired a new legislative aide, Lisa Fletcher-Udel. […]

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STYLE OVER SUBSTANCE IS OK FOR CROWNING MISS AMERICA BUT NOT WHEN TENS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ARE ON THE LINE FOR BEDRAGGLED PITTSFIELD TAXPAYERS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, DATE, 2014) — Style over substance? Looks over actuality? If you’re designing The Generalissimo‘s next dress uniform, yes. If you’re judging beauty pageants, by all means. If you’re worried about a municipal budget, not on your life. Though this seems obvious, ’tis a pity […]

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OCCURRENCE AT PITTSFIELD WALMART: BLACKER THAN BLACK FRIDAY

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary ED NOTE: THE PLANET has the sharpest, most adroit readership in the area. However, for the one or two who make it here and just don’t get it, we point out the high satiric content of the following post. The “gentleman” named herein has been accused by […]

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