BENNY: TOO POOPED TO POPE … PLANET PREDICTS THE NEXT PONTIFF … BIANCHI: SPEAKING WITH FORKED TONGUE, AND OTHER RHETORICAL OBSERVATIONS … plus … DREAMWEAVER GET THE OK IN LENOX, OR WHAT ARE BASEBALL BATS FOR?
By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY, FEB. 14, VALENTINE’s DAY, 2014) — Let the epitaph read: ‘Pope Benedict XVI, too pooped to pope.” Depending on who you listen to, he’s either a quitter or a wise man. THE PLANET thinks the latter. Benny took this thankless job when he […]










