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COLONIALS DRIZZLE 2-1 WIN OVER NEWARK BEARS FOR SIXTH STRAIGHT WIN; MOLINA DRIVES IN BOTH RUNS BEFORE 1,547 AT BWP

By JOSH CUTLER PLANET VALENTI Sports (PITTSFIELD, Mass., Saturday, July 9, 2011) — Wet weather can’t rain on the Pittsfield Colonials’ parade right now. Despite a light but steady drizzle for most of the night, Pittsfield’s eighth inning rally and spectacular defense propelled the C’s to a 2-1 victory before 1,547 jacked-up fans at Historic Wahconah […]

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PHAT PHUCK NO SHOW WILL COST PITTSFIELD TAXPAYERS $40,000

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, ADD # 1, JULY 8, 2011 ITEM: BORING BROADSHEET PUBLISHES 2nd PUFF PIECE ON NO SHOW IN TWO DAZE — We won’t subject ourselves to cruel and unusual punishment by going back to the BB today to see the headline on Ned Oliver’s piece […]

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COLONIALS PASS KEY LITMUS TEST AT GATE; ON THE FIELD AT BWP, C’s EXTEND WINNING STREAK TO 5 AS MOLINA DRIVE IN 4 … WELCH LAUNCHES MONSTER HR IN 6-3 WIN

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, FRIDAY, JULY 8, 2011) — THE PLANET put it “out there” on the pass line coming out: We wrote that last night’s game, the first after the 4,009 on July 4, would be a litmus test for the future of the Pittsfield Colonials franchise. We set […]

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ALLEN, CAST PRESENT A FULL “MOONCHILDREN” AT BTF’s UNICORN THEATER

A REVIEW OF “MOONCHILDREN” NOW PLAYING AT THE UNICORN STAGE, BERKSHIRE THEATER FESTIVAL, STOCKBRIDGE, MASS., THROUGH JULY 16.  BOX OFFICE (413) 298-5576 or ONLINE AT www.berkshiretheatre.org. By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI Arts (STOCKBRIDGE, Mass., JULY 7, 2011) — Michael Weller’s originally titled his play Moonchildren with the name of a disease. “Cancer,” however, places too much […]

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SHAKESPEARE & CO.’s “AS YOU LIKE IT” WAS AS PLANET LIKES IT … plus … BOTCHED FIREWORKS? GET OVER IT! COLONIALS OFFER A GREAT PRODUCT AT A GREATER PRICE … and … LEARN ABOUT AMERICA’S BIGGEST TEACHING SCANDAL (NO, IT ISN’T IN PITTSFIELD, AT LEAST THAT WE KNOW OF)

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI Arts ADD #1 (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WED., July 6, 2011, 1st ADD) — Shakespeare & Company’s current production of the Bard’s farce comedy, “As You Like It,” drives home a point about Will that, while once startlingly original, has, through repetition stemming from its truth, become a cliché. The point? Shakespeare […]

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PLANET EXCLUSIVE!! THE DEFINITIVE 4TH PARADE HEAD COUNT, plus … THE COLONIALS’ GREAT ADVERT FOR BASEBALL, WHAT WENT WRONG WITH THE FIREWORKS, AND JOSH CUTLER REVIEWS JAMES TAYLOR

By DAN VALENTI (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, JULY 5, 2011) — Attendance, tremendous ball game, chintzy fireworks, and another JT review: These four items occupy our time this delightful morning deep in haven’s hinterland, otherwise known as The Berkshires. ATTENDANCE — A serendipitous confluence of events enabled us to finally provide the most accurate number for […]

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WELCH’s SOLO SHOT IN SECOND STANDS UP in COLONIALS 1-0 WIN AT BELOVED WAHCONAH PARK; MORAN GOES 8 SHUTOUT INNINGS BEFORE 4,009 FANS

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI Sports (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, JULY 5, 2011) — Johnny homered. Pat and Matt made it stand up. That’s all you need to know about the Pittsfield Colonials’ thrilling Fourth of July 1-0 win over Bill Buckner’s Brocton Rox at a rocking Wahconah Park with 4,009 fans on hand. Johnny Welch […]

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BOMBACK’S BOMB GIVES COLONIALS DRAMATIC 3-2 WALK-OFF WIN IN 11th; FIREWORKS TOMORROW NIGHT IN SERIES FINALE

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI Sports (PITTSFIELD, Mass., Sunday, July 3, 2011) — The C’s have a flair for the dramatic. This time, it was a Bomb from Bomback. For the second straight night, the Pittsfield Colonials took a pulsating game Bill Buckner’s Brocton Rox at historic Wahconah Park, pulling out a 3-2 win in […]

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PLANET EXCLUSIVE! BORING BROADSHEET INADVERTENTLY REVEALS ITS ROLE AS ACCOMPLICE IN “NO SHOW’s” LOOMING JUDICIAL CRIME … ALSO, WE REVEAL WORD OF SECRET MEETING IN DEL GALLO’S THAT SET THE FOUL PROCESS IN MOTION

By DAN VALENTI (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, SUNDAY, JULY 3, 2011) —  As if you didn’t know or suspect that the Boring Broadsheet, the lone daily “newspaper” serving the citizens of Pittsfield, was part of the rigged dice game that will end in Chris “No Show” Speranzo as the next clerk magistrate, you find evidence in […]

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WILLIAMS, POPS, AND TAYLOR ALL IN TUNE AT TANGLEWOOD … plus, COLONIALS ROCK ROX, WINNING 7-5 AT BWP

By JERRI CHAPLIN PLANET VALENTI Arts (STOCKBRIDGE, Mass., Sunday, July 3) — When Tanglewood’s summer schedule came out last January, we were delighted to see “James Taylor and the Boston Pops” on the roster. Based on the assumption and expectation the concert would mean all-Taylor with the Pops all evening, we snapped up tickets. Assumptions […]

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PLANET EXCLUSIVE!!! GOV’S COUNCIL TO VOTE ON ‘NO SHOW’ IN HASTILY ARRANGED MEETING ON JULY 6; LAST-MINUTE MOVE ON HOLIDAY WEEKEND LAST PIECE OF THE CORRUPT COUP DE’TAT

By DAN VALENTI EXCLUSIVE! BREAKING NEWS ON ‘NO SHOW’ (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, Saturday, July 2, 2011) — THE PLANET is rather pressed for time this busy holiday weekend, but we have the final piece of the puzzle on the Beacon Hill Fix that will lead to the ascendance of Chris “No Show” Speranzo to the […]

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!!EXCLUSIVE!! REVEALED HERE: THE PLANET’S SECRET PLAN TO PUT THE PITTSFIELD FOURTH OF JULY PARADE ‘DOWN FOR THE “COUNT”‘ or, THEY DIS-INVITED US, SO NATURALLY WE’RE ATTENDING … THE “COUNTDOWN” IS ON!!!

By DAN VALENTI ‘GUESTING’ WIH THE ‘BESTING’ THIS AM ON “GMP” (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, Friday, July 1, 2011) — THE PLANET starts with thanks to our Right Honorable Good Friend, John Krol, for his call yesterday. “Good Morning, Pittsfield,” needed a last-minute guest to fill the hour today. Krol called, and THE PLANET answered. We […]

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PITTSFIELD ‘FOURTH’ PARADE: $41Gs in debt and $90Gs WASTED ON A TWO-HOUR COMMERCIAL FOR A CITY THAT DOESN’T EXIST

By DAN VALENTI (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, June 30, 2011) — Today we take on another of Pittsfield Third Rails. Everybody loves a parade, right? And when that parade is billed as “your Hometown parade,” loving comes as easy as a swan paddling through Lake Tranquility, right? However, what if “your Hometown parade” consisted of largely […]

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BLOATED CITY BUDGET OKd, GUV’S COUNCIL POSTPONED MEETING PROVES THE FIX IS IN ON ‘NO SHOW’ … PLUS, THE PLANET’S STREET SPIES ARE TALKING ABOUT … ‘SKATEBOARDERS’ AND IT AIN’T PRETTY

By DAN VALENTI FIRST ADD, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 29, 2011 BUDGET BUZZARDS RUBBER STAMP JIMMY’S WISH LIST, 7-3 The city council’s 7-3 approval of the nearly $130 million budget submitted by Mayor Jimmy Ruberto marks another round of business as usual. Three councilors voted for THE PEOPLE of Pittsfield. Melissa Mazzeo, Mike Ward, and Christine Yon […]

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JACOB’s PILLOW TURNS 79 in ‘TRIUMPHANT’ OPENING, PLUS … COLONIALS DECLAW NEWARK BEARS ON ROAD, 5-3; PARONTO WINS THIRD STRAIGHT

JACOB’S PILLOW OPENS 70th SEASON WITH RAIN AND SPARKLE By JERRI CHAPLIN PLANET VALENTI Arts (BECKETT, Mass., June 29, 2011) — Rain dampened the new outdoor stage but couldn’t wash out the triumphant opening of the 79th season of the Jacob’s Pillow Dance Festival. A ribbon-cutting ceremony and honored guests marked the opening of the […]

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THE PLANET PRESENTS, “THE PERFECT SUMMER VACATION,” plus, A REVIEW OF “THE TREE OF LIFE,” TERRENCE MALICK’S BRILLIANT, KUBRICK-ESQUE EXAMINATION OF SUFFERING, THE HUMAN CONDITION

By DAN VALENTI (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, June 28, 2011) — Looking for the perfect summer vacation? The Planet knows what it looks like. We articulate herein, from the pen of our “Family” correspondent, Felix Carroll. Then, we present a review of the most “visual” and poetic motion picture The Planet has seen since Stanley Kubrick’s […]

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