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PLANET REMEMBERS JACK FITZPATRICK, EXTENDS CONDOLENCES TO FAMILY ON LOSS OF ‘THE SENATOR,’ a TRUE, AMERICAN ORIGINAL

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, JULY 24, 2011) — THE PLANET would like to extend our condolences to Jane Fitzpatrick, daughters Nancy and Anne, plus the entire family on the loss of the family patriach, Jack. THE PLANET feels this loss on many levels, the deepest of which […]

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BOEHNER LEAVES BARACK WAITING AT THE ALTAR; WOT HOPPIN’? EACH SIDE BLAMES THE OTHER AS ‘WE THE PEOPLE’ GET FRaZZLED … plus … THE PLANET’s JERRI CHAPLIN REVIEWS ART EXHIBIT AT BCC SOUTH

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, SATURDAY, JULY 23, 2011) — The two dominant stories of late, the heat and the debt ceiling crisis, at first seem unrelated. There are, however, X degrees of separation between any two issues or events. “X” in this case = “frazzled.” The heat wave […]

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IT’S HOT (HO HUM), DOPERS DOING IT UNTOUCHED, SPECIAL ELECTION SCUTTLEBUTT, SAP STORIES, and PHS PR or TALES FROM THE EDGE OF HYSTERIA

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, Friday, July 22, 2011) — Today, THE PLANET shares  a cornucopia of items that form our horn of plenty under summer’s azure sky. * OK, OK, IT’s HOT — Enough, already, with the over-the-top coverage of the heat. Today’s Boring Broadsheet followed lockstep with […]

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IN RAPE CASE CONVICTION, PLANET’S LEAGAL ADVISER COUNSELS THOSE SENTENCED TO PROBATION TO SELECT ‘THE STRACUZZI OPTION’

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary The Courts are ‘Funny’ that Way (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, July 21, 2011) — THE PLANET, being open minded as all good journalists and writers must be, has few “nevers” in our orbit. Like “always,” the word “never” is an absolute term, allowing for no exceptions. We do […]

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PARONTO GOES DISTANCE AS COLONIALS CLOBBER FIRST-PLACE CAPITALES, 10-1; EDMUNDSON, FATSE ‘GO YARD’ AS C’s GARNER 1st FIRST-HALF WIN

By JOSH CUTLER PLANET VALENTI Sports (PITTSFIELD, Game of July 20, 2011) — Though the Quebec Capitales came into Wahconah Park Wednesday seeking blood against their archival Pittsfield Colonials to pull off a four-game sweep, Chad Paronto and the Pittsfield offense had other ideas, as the Colonials ran away with a 10-1 victory before 708 […]

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MAN OF THE MOON, WITH CAMERAS, PLUS, DEFICIT REDUCTION: LET IT DEFAULT, SINCE THAT IS AMERICA’s BEST LONG-TERM OPTION … and … HOW MUCH IS $1 TRILLION

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary Man on the Moon: July 20, 1969 (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, JULY 20, 2011) — Today marks the 42nd anniversay of Man on the Moon. Neil Armstrong planted his lunar boots into green cheese and botched his lines with the first words. THE PLANET vividly remembers the”one, small […]

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COMEBACK FALLS SHORT AS COLONIALS BOW TO QUEBEC AGAIN, 6-5; FLORES CUFFED UP IN START

By JOSH CUTLER PLANET VALENTI Sports (PITTSFIELD, Mass., July 19, 2011) — After a 2-0 loss Monday night, all the Pittsfield Colonials were looking for Tuesday afternoon were clean innings early in order to help build a lead against the Can-Am League’s first-half champion Quebec Capitales. For Miguel Flores, that plan didn’t exactly pan out, as […]

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CAPITALES PREVAIL OVER COLONIALS, 2-0, IN PITCHERS’ DUEL AT BWP; QUALBEN GOES DISTANCE IN HARD-LUCK DEFEAT

By CHAD COOPER PLANET VALENTI Sports (PITTSFIELD, Mass., July 19, 2011, Game of July 18) —  The Pittsfield Colonials and Quebec Capitales saw both of their starting pitchers toss phenomenal ball throughout their Monday night contest in the Capitales’ 2-0 win. The Capitales got a pair of runs in the fifth inning on a throwing […]

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HOME COOKING DOES COLONIALS NO GOOD; C’s FALL TO CAPITALES AT BWP, 14-6

By JOSH CUTLER PLANET VALENTI Sports (PITTSFIELD, July 18, 2011, Game of July 17) — Returning home late after a big 4-2 victory Saturday night against Rockland, one might expect the Pittsfield Colonials to come back to the Berkshires looking a little road weary for Sunday afternoon’s matinee. Even if they weren’t tired, the Quebec Capitales […]

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ISRAEL’s KNESSET SLAPS DEMOCRACY IN FACE, plus … SJC CHIEF JUSTICE THROWS FLY IN ‘NO SHOW’s’ OINTMENT, and MITT ROMNEY COMES UP BIG IN IOWA BY TELLING NEOCON CHRISTIANS TO BUG OFF

ISRAEL’S KNESSET PASSES ‘DISGRACEFUL NEW LAW’ By LARA FRIEDMAN Special to PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (EDITOR’s NOTE): THE PLANET, which values the larger view as much as we do putting the local yokels under the pin and tweezers, presents this guest contribution from Lara Friedman, director of policy and government relations for American for […]

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RESTAURANT BANS KIDS UNDER SIX; DISCRIMINATION OR SMART MOVE? ANSWER: SMART MOVE! … or KEEP THE SCREAMING BRATS AT HOME UNDER THE BUSHEL

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY, July 13, 2011) — Normally, nothing in Monroeville, Pa., would cause our pause or book a look, but beginning on July 16, McDain’s, an upscale restaurant there, has struck a blow for maturity and given The Children a proper swat in the fanny. […]

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HILL’s ‘TOMMY’ SQUEEZES OUT NOTES NOT EVEN PETE TOWNSEND KNOWS ARE THERE; BTF PLAY RUNS THROUGH JULY 16 AT COLONIAL

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI Arts (PITTSFIELD, Mass. TUESDAY July 12, 2011) — With director Eric Hill at the controls, you know there will be a whirlwind of swirling action and not one wasted move. Hill could direct The Phone Book, and the endless lines of “Smiths” would be doing the mambo with 1-800 numbers and […]

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FRACTURED FLICKS: DUMB, DUMBER, and DUMBEST PROGRAMMING IS NOT WHAT THE CITY OR THE DEVELOPER PROMISED FOR PITTSFIELD’s BEACON CINEMA. SO WHAT? WHY SHOULD ANOTHER BROKEN PROMISE FLOOR YOU?

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI Arts and Commentary When South County developer Richard Stanley proposed a movie complex for the Kresge Building in downtown Pittsfield, THE PLANET was all for it, providing it was a capitalistic venture. As details emerged, however, it became clear that the city of Pittsfield and Stanley had in mind the […]

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ROX UPEND COLONIALS, 13-6; FIVE-RUN 7th KEYS ROUT IN BROCTON

By CHAD COOPER Special to PLANET VALENTI Sports (BROCTON, Mass., GAME of SUNDAY, JULY 10, 2011) — The Pittsfield Colonials saw the Brocton Rox plate five seventh-inning runs as the Rox pulled away with a 13-6 victory. Brockton would record the first runs of the game in the second inning on an RBI double from […]

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GRAND SLAM ‘RAINES’ LOSS ON COLONIALS AT BWP, 9-6; Cs’ 6-2 LEAD ENDS IN A ‘WINK’ TO END FIVE-GAME WIN STREAK

By JOSH CUTLER PLANET VALENTI Sports (PITTSFIELD, SUNDAY JULY 10, 2011) — How the tables can turn from one side to another in a flash. Last night, the tables turned in a Wink. Though Pittsfield got out to an early 6-2 lead, a six-run 8th inning by the Bears, capped by a grand slam by Tim […]

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BIANCHI ‘FOURTH’ SIGN FIRES FIRST SALVO AT MARCHETTI; CAMPAIGN 2011 UNOFFICIALLY BEGINS, and BARE-KNUCKLES BATTLE IS PROBABLE

By DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI News and Commentary BIACHI SIGN FIRST SHOT ACROSS MARCHETTI BOW (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, SATURDAY, JULY 9, 2011) —The Boring Broadsheet didn’t mention it, of course, because they didn’t know it happened (sound familiar?). THE PLANET, however, couldn’t help but notice the huge “BIANCHI FOR MAYOR” sign placed in direct view […]

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