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‘THE VINCELETTE STATEMENT’: CANDIDATE ‘PUTS FINANCIAL CONCERNS TO REST’. WILL CRITICS BE SATISFIED? PLUS: GAZETTE PREVIEW — COUNCIL AND COLONIALS

BY DAN VALENTI This Week in Jonathan Levine’s Pittsfield Gazette Check out Jonathan Levine’s Pittsfield Gazette this week for the best and most complete coverage on the marathon City Council meeting last night (Tuesday, May 10). At the meeting, Melissa Mazzeo done whipped the boys on the issue of “acting appointments.” Kevin Sherman got in […]

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ROCHE WINS IN LENOX; PLANET REFUTES ‘KINGMAKER’ CHARGE, plus, “Hi, I’m STEROIDsGATE. Remember Me?” and a guest column on “The Art of Forgetting.”

BY DAN VALENTI The Planet is NOT in the business of Kingmaking (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, May 10, 2011) — The e-mail came in late last night, thanking The Planet for our endorsement of Dave Roche and citing that as a strong “contributing factor” in his decisive win in the Lenox select board race. The Planet […]

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LENOX VOTES TODAY, PLANET COHOSTS “COLONIALS CORNER” on WTBR 89.7 FM TODAY; plus “THE DISCONNECT,” or “Erin, Go Braless.”

BY DAN VALENTI (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, May 9, 2011) — Decision Day in Lenox today, as voters go to the polls. Incumbents Kim Flynn and John McNinch are facing challengers David Roche and Eric Vincelette for two seats on the select board. The Planet has endorsed Roche and Vincelette. We will point out that endorsements […]

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PLANET ENDORSES ROCHE, VINCELETTE IN LENOX, plus, MORE ON BCC’s PIT ACCIDENT, BASEBALL AT BELOVED WAHCONAH PARK, & OBAMA TRUMPS TRUMP

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET ISSUES ENDORSEMENTS IN LENOX (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, May 7, 2011) — Thinking ahead to Monday’s town election in Lenox, The Planet issues our endorsements. Polls will be open from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m. Two incumbents — Kim Flynn and John McNinch — are competing against two challengers — Eric Vincelette […]

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LENOX SELECT BOARD INCUMBENTS FLYNN, McNINCH SELL TAXPAYERS DOWN RIVER ON ‘LENOXOLOGY’ VOTE, plus PLANET SHARES SCOOP ON TV DEBATE, SPICE CLOSING, AND COLONIALS TRYOUTS

BY DAN VALENTI ADD ONE, 5/6/11 TOXICOLOGY IN LENOXOLOGY; BOARD INCUMBENTS FLYNN, McNINCH SUPPORT COLOSSAL WASTE OF TAXPAYER MONEY The town of Lenox, in a 4-to-1 vote by the select board, approved the horrendous marketing slogan developed for the town at a reported cost of anywhere between $58,000 and $300,000 by a Big, Important, NYC […]

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CAMPAIGN CAPERS: LENOX CANDIDATES WILT UNDER PRESSURE (AT LEAST SOME DO), MARCHETTI DECLARES, & OTHER NOTES ALONG THE BRIDGE OF SIGHS

BY DAN VALENTI Campaign Capers (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MAY 4, 2011) — With each new year and each new campaign season, The Planet notes more urgency and edge. The electorate bears more anger. Candidates seems more pressed — for time, for money, for differentiation, for a lot of things. The zeitgeist, not to get all […]

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PLANET HOSTS DEBATE TONIGHT, OSAMA AS COL. SANDERS of KFC, & SUPRANOWICZ and RUFFER HED CEDS Flop

BY DAN VALENTI Candidates Grilled, Well Done, Tonight at 7 (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MAY 3, 2011) — Come one, come all, to The Planet’s Amazing Beer Hall Chat, held in the guise of a debate, at 7 p.m. at the Lenox Public Library tonight. Produced and sponsored by the recently formed political action committee, Berkshire […]

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ANGELO MAKES A SALE, FOUR MORE COPS ON STEROIDsGATE, & IS OBAMA TO BLAME FOR $4-A-GALLON GAS?

BY DAN VALENTI Angelo Makes a Sale (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, May 2, 2011) — Hear ye, Hear ye, be advised, all present, that late last week, disgraced ex-CEO Angelo Stracuzzi sold his house on Stonehedge Road. His wife, Rosanne, is listed on the sale document as a co-seller or grantor. The purchasers are listed as […]

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TOUCHDOWN, GOALPOST, AND RED DOG — THREE PPD OFFICERS — BRING BACK STEROIDsGATE IN A BIG WAY; IN MEETINGS, EACH SHARES HIS/HER PIECE OF THE STORY

BY DAN VALENTI More Testimony from Three Cops, from the Inside The ugly head of SteroidsGate has broken the surface again in Pittsfield choppy law enforcement and public safety waters. And just when you thought it was safe again to wade in up to your navel. The Planet is just removed from our latest face-to-faces […]

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!!PLANET EXCLUSIVE!! SHOULD COLUMBUS AVENUE BE RENAMED FOR REV. SAMUEL HARRISON? RUBERTO WANTS IT, BUT DO CITIZENS? LONG-OVERDUE HONOR OR A BOW AND SCRAPE TO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS? THE PLANET RAISES THE QUESTIONS

BY DAN VALENTI ‘He Gone Find Ray Charles’ (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, APRIL 29, 2011) — The great comic Flip Wilson used to have a routine about Christopher Columbus’ journey to America in 1492. As Flip relates it, Columbus got on that boat not in search of continents but in search of soul. As Flip put […]

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!!PLANET EXCLUSIVE!! BIANCHI IS RUNNING FOR MAYOR; PLUS, VINCELETTE LOOKING FOR ANOTHER SPIN IN WARD 4, and RUBERTO TEARS KARNS, BRPC A NEW ONE

BY DAN VALENTI (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, APRIL 28, ADD 1) — Beware of folks who have no sense of humor, who constantly rail in anger, who sees darkness lurking in the words and actions of everyone that disagrees with them. They think they’re wearing hair shirts but to the rest of us they look like […]

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TV OR NOT TV, A GREEN DEBATE IN LENOX MAY 3, NOMINATION-PAPER GOLDRUSH, and P.S. to ‘PB’

BY DAN VALENTI Medium Rare Television is a medium because it is neither rare nor well done. Nonetheless, The Planet will sit under the McDonald French Fry studio lights of PCTV today and answer questions from, gasp, Republicans. Yes, the Berkshire County Republican Association will host The Planet for an hour’s grilling at the studios. […]

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‘THE GRANGER MEMO, PART 3’, plus ODDS AND ITEMS: THE PLANET DOES VOX, NPR’s COMMERCIAL RACKET, ‘The BERRY CHRONICLES II,’ & $5-A-GALLON GAS COMING? WHAT DO YOU SAY?

BY DAN VALENTI (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, APRIL 26, 2011, FIRST ADD) — No, SteroidsGate has not gone away. Stories like that don’t take time off, although journalists do. SteroidsGate and The Granger Memo The Planet now presents for the first time at this website (published first by The Pittsfield Gazette in Dan Valenti’s opinion column) […]

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‘THE CONOR BERRY CHRONICLES’: PROOF THAT ANDY MICK SPIKED THE STRACUZZI STORY, THE FIRST OF MANY SUCH ‘INTRUSIONS’

BY DAN VALENTI How the ‘Newspaper’ is Run … into the Ground For months, we have offered evidences and assertions supporting our argument that the Newspaper Formerly Known as The Berkshire Eagle no longer exists. In its place is a fraud and fake called The Boring Broadsheet. The BB began operation in 1995, replacing the […]

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HAPPY EASTER! PLUS: TUNE IN TOMORROW FOR THE DEVASTATING EXPOSE THAT PROVES THE BORING BROADSHEET IS A FRAUD (NAMES WILL BE NAMED), and TUESDAY, Pt. 3, ‘The Granger Memo’

HAPPY EASTER TO ALL! Tomorrow, The Planet returns with the most devastating expose to date on how the Boring Broadsheet really operates. We shall prove the “newspaper” (for it isn’t, except that it is physically printed on paper) is a fraud, and we name names, along with the liberated Conor Berry. On Tuesday, The Planet […]

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PLANET TAKES OFF FOR THE HOLY DAYS; NEXT POST ON MONDAY

ANNOUNCEMENT (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, APRIL 22, 2011) — IN HONOR AND OBSERVANCE OF GOOD FRIDAY, HOLY SATURDAY, and EASTER SUNDAY, THE PLANET WILL POSE NO STORY ON THOSE HOLY DAYS . OUR NEXT MISSIVE WILL BE UP ON MONDAY. LOTS GOING ON. GOD BLESS ALL AND LOVE TO ALL. — THE PLANET

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