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REFRESHING THE BOARD FOR MORE FREE SPEECH, ONLY ON THE PLANET

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JULY 10, 2024) — THE PLANET back in town quickly for personal reasons and business, and we thought it would be the perfect time to refresh the screen and give our welcome commentators the continued opportunity for Free Speech. After all, THE PLANET […]

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IT WAS JUST A JULY MORNING …

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JULY 1, 2024) — It’s that time. And what time might that be? Time for THE PLANET to head into the desert and solitude (sort-of!) for R&R&R–rest, recreation, and repast. Meanwhile, during the bacchanal, we shall leave the Comment Line open and in […]

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THE GREAT ‘DEBATE’: TRUMP WAS TRUMP, BIDEN WAS TRUMPLED & TRAMPLED … DEMOCRATICS IN PANIC MODE OVER THE PRESIDENT’S BUMBLING PERFORMANCE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1, SATURDAY MORNING — As reaction from the foreign press came in with respect to the Trump-Biden debate, one thing was clear: America’s present state and status under Biden has fallen to a stunning new low. THE PLANET shares this snippet from a story posted by […]

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THE PLANET ASKS YOU TO PREDICT THE OUTCOME OF BIDEN v. TRUMP GABFAST

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JUNE 26, 2024) — It’s been called the most important presidential debate since Nixon-Kennedy in 1960, barely edging out when Rob Tuttle smeared the floor with Lew Markham. THE PLANET doesn’t fully buy the analogy, but there’s enough truth in it to be […]

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FROM THE MAILBAG: FILTERS & THE MEMORY HOLE, COUNCIL SPIES ON THE JOB, GOING GLOBAL, CELTICS @ 18 AND COUNTING

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JUNE 24, 2024) — As you might guess, THE PLANET receives a bunch of private queries. Most we answer privately, but some are worth sharing. With that, let’s attack a mailbag’s quartet. By the way, the DEAR PLANET salutation is house style. The letters have […]

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!PLANET EXCLUSIVE! CITY HALL SOURCE SAYS MAYOR MULLS PLAN TO SWAP OUT COPS FOR UNARMED SOCIAL WORKERS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JUNE 21-3, 2024) — During last year’s mayoral campaign, the two candidates differed sharply on public safety. John Krol wanted foot patrols, especially downtown. Pete Marchetti called for unarmed social workers. The recent gunplay and murder near NON suggests one man […]

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LINCOLN IN DRAG DRAGS AT THE UNICORN STAGE, NOT AN ‘HONEST ABE’ IN SIGHT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JUNE 19, 2024) — There’s a scene in The Honeymooners (classic 39) where Ralph suspects Alice of having an affair with a “man” named Harvey. Turns out, she’s babysitting for a little boy named Harvey. When the child sees a coonskin-capped Kramden for the […]

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PPD CHIEF DAWLEY RESPONDS TO OUR QUESTIONS ABOUT RECENT GUNPLAY … MURDER, MAYHEM, GUNPLAY RACKS NON; MEANWHILE MAYOR MAYPO ENJOYS THE REAR-END SMOKE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1 MONDAY evening: THE PLANET heard back promptly from the most responsive public official after city clerk Michelle Benjamin. Newly appointed police chief  Thomas Dawley got back to us today to put to rest the rumor that he DID NOT live in Pittsfield. Quoting the chief: […]

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!!BREAKING!! TWO MORE SHOOTINGS IN PITTSFIELD, THIS ON NORTH STREET … D.A.’s OFFICE IDENTIFIES FENN STREET MURDER VICTIM … INVESTIGATION IS ONGOING … THE PLANET: YOU CAN BOOK IT … plus … PICKLE BALL

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 2, 6-14 — Just as we noted the gun murder on Fenn Street in Pittsfield, authorities report two more shootings. These took place on North Street at Bradford Street. On late Friday afternoon (today), two individuals were shot and wounded in the area of North Street and […]

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A PANTLOAD? … LANGUAGE ON THE LINE … STONG-MAN RULE … LIBERAL DEMS GET IT RIGHT … YOU TOTING GARBAGE? … BITCHFIELD, HOME OF THE ANTICHRIST

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JUNE 7-9, 2024) — So many stories, so little time. —Accident in the Pants?: Everyone must watch this video from June 6 in Normandy, France for D-Day ceremonies. It shows French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife standing on the review […]

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BIDEN AND DEMS, MAYPO AND VOLTRON: IDIOTS IN CHARGE, CITIZENS IN DISTRESS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JUNE 5, 2024) — Recently, the Boston Herald ran a piece about the arrest of four illegal aliens, Guatemalans, busted and charged with ripping off various Home Depot stores along the eastern seaboard. Authorities said in this latest arrest, the illegals stole goods […]

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‘CONVICTED’ WITHOUT A CRIME: TRUMP TAKES A LICKING AND KEEPS ON TICKING

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JUNE 3, 2024) — THE PLANET invites you to join us on rumination concerning the recent “guilty” verdict in the sham trial of ex-President and leading presidential candidate Donald Trump. He lost the battle but he’s winning the war. A cross-section of polling with third-party […]

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MAYOR CAVES IN ON ‘FREE CASH’ POT GIVEAWAY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MAY 31-JUNE 2, 2024) — “The road to Acapulco is very hard indeed, and it don’t get no easier if you haven’t any weed” — New Riders of the Purple Sage. Yeah, but the road to Bitchfield makes Acapulco look like […]

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OBESE SCHOOL BUDGET REFLECTS WELL THE POUNDAGE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MAY 30, 2024) — Who started the rumor we shall never know. “The ink pad is dry!” The panicked call echoed within city hall. It send shockwaves throughout the building until council president Voltron the Porkchop, looking for a secret place to wank-off […]

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IN MEMORIAM: FOR THOSE WHO DIDN’T RETURN

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY MAY 27, 2024) — THE PLANET doesn’t have much to say today as we bring to a conclusion this long weekend. It’s a day America sets aside to remember those who paid the ultimate sacrifice in war. Ask those who have been through war, […]

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!LATE ADD: FATAL ACCIDENT ON WEST HOUSATONIC ST.! … TRUMP SURGE HAS LOON-LEFT DEMOCRATS IN A PANIC; AN ELECTRIC, IMPROMPTU RALLY IN THE BRONX DRAWS 10,000 IN AN AMAZING DISPLAY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1 SUNDAY MAY 26 — THE PLANET received this release from the Pittsfield Police Department, which we share with our readers: On May 25, 2024 at approximately 6:50 PM, the Pittsfield Police Dept., Pittsfield Fire Dept., and County Ambulance responded to the area of 664 West […]

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