BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JAN. 26-8, 2024) — It’s over. He won 98 of 99 Iowa counties, losing the one by two votes. He then rolled into New Hampshire and rolled his only competitor. Nikki Haley says she’s still in the race, but she’s only […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 24, 2024) — Two meetings in the new term of THE PLANET‘s Right Honorable Good Friends on the city council and three weeks into the new mayor’s baptism, at least the council’s acting like a council and the mayor is acting like […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 22, 2024) — Racism is alive and well, but you don’t need THE PLANET to tell you that. It’s new name is Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity, better known as DIE. Bitchfield’s new mayor says he can’t see any way to cut the […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JAN. 19-21, 2024) — Where once trod The Aging Greek God, Bitchfield’s city council has had the likes of Chris Connell and Sir Chaz Kronick to fill those large footprints, true advocates for The Little Guys. Such reps keep an eye […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 17, 2024) — In a recent interview, Bitchfield Mayor Marky Maypo indicated a closed mind to the notion of any budget relief for taxpayers. No surprise there, except for those with hope, the idealists, the optimists, and others with good intentions. This […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 15, 2024) — As always, too many issues, not enough columns. More Pain for Taxpayers — Mayor Maypo says he doesn’t see where he can reduce Bitchfield’s $206 million spending. Off the top of our head, THE PLANET can think of many […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JAN. 12-4, 2024) — THE PLANET burned several hours we shall never recover watching C-SPAN‘s coverage of this week’s House Oversight and Judiciary Committee’s proceeding. That’s where, in the name of faux bravado, Hunter Biden worked what one newspaper called “the fortunate […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 10, 2024) — Today some deliberately random news and updates. The May Lawsuit — THE PLANET talked with Attorney Janet Ruggieri, representing former Pittsfield Co-Op VP Victoria May, who has filed suit in federal court against the bank, its president Jay Anderson, senior […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY [ED NOTE: Sunday was the new mayor’s First Snowfall. How did Peter Marchetti do? Please send in your comments here or off-line to danvalenti@verizon.net. Snow is a good test of a newbie. Pass? Fail? Let us know.] (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 8, 2024) — It’s part […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JAN. 5-7, 2024) — “Marchetti pointed out that he is the city’s first openly gay mayor. He was joined by Gov. Maura Healey, the state’s first openly lesbian governor” — Brittany Polito, iBerkshires. “Openly gay.” It took Miss Jane Hathaway a […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 3, 2024) — h B#d y2-1 d1 0 3a.# 1-h-0 B-d-3/ *405 ———- ooo ———- Anything important happen yesterday? Anything in city? YES!! As of the mayoral inauguration, the city changed its official name from Picklefield to Bitchfield. Normally, THE PLANET‘s most […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, CHRISTMAS 2023) — And so we reach that sculpted day, whittled down throughout this year of world chaos and mayhem — Hamas and Houthis, indictments and incitements, inflation and immigration — striped with sparse veins of respite and relief. For that we give thanks, […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION DEC. 22-24, 2023) — The split decision, 4-3, of Colorado’s Supreme Court to overturn a district court ruling and President Donald Trump off the 2024 presidential ballot is the best Christmas gift the T-Man could want. Before we go any further, […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY DEC. 20, 2013) — It’s time for the government of Israel and the Israel Defense Force (IDF) to stop playing victims. Note THE PLANET says “government.” The decent people of the Jewish nation do not want the mindless killing. Neither do the majority […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1 ED NOTE: This version corrects misinformation. John Krol pays child support of $420 a WEEK, not a month. One of our astute readers assumed as much! We have confirmed the new, corrected amount. (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY DEC. 18, 2023) — At the start of […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION DEC. 15-7, 2023) — Good things, too, happen on campus. Going back to 1969, when I took my first college classes and continuing to 2018, when I taught my last college course, I’ve been on campuses of higher learning for 50 […]
