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A HOLOCAUST IN THE MAKING, AND YOU’VE PROBABLY NOT HEARD ABOUT IT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MAY 8, 2024) — Today THE PLANET shares the details of the most horrific development now taking place on planet earth. As you know, there’s a ton of mayhem from which to choose. It’s not the phony kangaroo trial of President Trump. It […]

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THE PLANET WENT DARK, BUT WE’RE STILL SHINING THE LIGHT ON TRUTH

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY MAY 6, 2024) — Crisis averted. As so many of you reminded us, THE PLANET went dark for about 24 hours Thursday evening into Friday. We heard from a bunch of you, including two former mayors, a bunch of ex-councilors, and a truckload […]

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DATA SHOWS TRANSGENDERISM IS A FAD; ONLY THIS, AND NOTHING MORE … UNLESS IT’S MENTAL ILLNESS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY MAY 1, 2024) — THE PLANET shudders to learn of the woke Bitchfield Sochol Department’s policy on the “trans” bullshit currently poisoning our youngest minds. We can’t look, choosing to keep alive the desperate hope that the system doesn’t indoctrinate children with this […]

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STATEHOUSE SOURCE SAYS HEALEY SHIPPING ILLEGALS TO BITCHFIELD, BUT NO ONE IS SUPPOSED TO KNOW AND NO ONE IN CITY GOVERNMENT IS SAYING

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 29, 2024) — One of the interesting things about THE PLANET is the feedback aspect, referring to the Comment Line. We also receive missives sent privately by email. You would be surprised and in a couple cases shocked to see the local […]

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READ IT AGAIN: A TRIO OF IDIOTS IS GOING AFTER YOUR WALLET … KAPANSKIS GETTING COOKED ON PARKING, TRASH, AND WATER/SEWER … or … A MAYPO-COUNCIL-RuMPuS TRIPLE PLAY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 26-8, 2024) — Because the column from Wednesday was posted late, THE PLANET is going with it for the weekend. We do this so everyone can be informed on what the three idiots of the Two-Pete Government intend to do […]

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THE PLANET SAYS OF THE ACCUSED MISS HALL’S TEACHER: THIS MAN IS INNOCENT!

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY “Tolerance will reach such a level that intelligent people will be banned from thinking so as not to offend imbeciles” — Fyodor Dostoevsky. (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 22, 2024) — THE PLANET‘s not buying it. Not yet. We won’t until such time, if it ever comes, […]

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COMPROMISED LOCAL MEDIA BLOWS IT ON MISS HALL’S ‘SCANDAL’ COVERAGE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 19-21, 2024) — Complicit in Pittsfield’s demise is the failure of the local mainstream media, “led” by the Berkshire Eagle, also known as the Boring Broadsheet.  Without an aggressive, crusading daily newspaper or similar push from other media sans THE PLANET, […]

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THE REV. DENTON: IN PRAISE … BUREAUCRATS?!? OUCH!

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, APRIL 17, 2024) — One of the most astounding pieces of faux fiction to grace the pages of the Boring Broadsheet has to be the recent letter to the editor in praise of … ya’ll sit-in’ down? … … bureaucrats. The Rev. Mike Denton, […]

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IT’S PATRIOT’S DAY, A FAKE HOLIDAY GOOD FOR ROASTING A FEW NUTS IN THE RHETORICAL FIRES

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 15, 2024) — Welcome to Tax Day, wherein we Americans have the privilege of submitting in silence as Aunt Samantha picks our pocket and confiscates up to 50% of our hard-earned income. Of course, in the People’s Republic of Massachusetts, the Kapanski’s […]

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PLANET INVESTIGATION, REVEALED: THE HIDDEN AGENDA BEHIND BITCHFIELD’S “TRANSFORMATION SPECIALISTS”? … plus … MENTAL HEALTH COMMISSION IS ABOUT MAYOR’S PANICKED RESPONSE TO DRUGS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL12-4, 2024) — Is the true meaning behind Bitchfield’s so-called “transformation specialists” (TS) actually to promote bizarre gender-affirming procedures for so-called transgender and “gender non-conforming” people? Sounds far-fetched, but it’s not, at least according to a fed-up manager/executive currently employed at […]

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THE PLANET HAS NO TAKERS FROM THE FAKERS ON OUR BUDGET DEBATE CHALLENGE!

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY APRIL 10, 2024) — THE PLANET ended Monday’s column with an invitation for any city official to meet with us in a public forum to debate the bloated FY25 budget. No conditions, no notes. We’re sure you will be shocked to learn that […]

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MAYOR MAYPO’s “OPENLY GAY” FY25 BUDGET WILL STEAL THE KAPANSKIS BLIND … or … “DON’T DO THAT; YOU’LL GO BLIND”

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 8, 2024) — It used to be that citizens “enjoyed” (if that is the proper term) a reasonable separation of tripartite government levels. The Feds did their thing, the states did theirs, and the locals were more or less left alone.  No […]

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IDIOT DPW COMMISH IS AT IT AGAIN: ON TAP FOR BITCHFIELD, NARROWER ROADS, SPEED BUMPS, WIDER SIDEWALKS, MORE BIKE LANES

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION APRIL 5-7, 2024) — According to the Highway Safety Association (HSA), pedestrian traffic deaths rose from 4,600 in 2007, to 6,721 in 2020, to 7,485 in 2021. That number is expected to hit 10,000 this year. What gives?  Many factors explain this […]

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UNSOLICITED GIFTS: STANDING UP FOR FREEDOM HAS NEVER BEEN MORE IMPORTANT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY APRIL 3, 2024) — Unlike what so many think, the identity of THE PLANET has not been shaped by ideology. We see ideology as a straight jacket that restricts independent thought. Our guide is common sense. Our destination, truth. Simple as that. We […]

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‘URBAN DOOM’: NOW PLAYING IN BITCHFIELD

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY APRIL 1, 2024) — Urban doom. THE PLANET wishes the phrase was an April Fool’s joke, but no. It’s an adjective-noun combination describing what Loon-Liberals, a.k.a. Democrats, have done to an increasingly number of American cities, including the city once known as Pittsfield. […]

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NEW SOCIAL-SERVICE NON-PROFIT REPLACES TAX-GENERATING PRIVATE BUSINESS AT 75 McKAY ST; SWITCH PART OF MAYOR’S ‘PLAN’ TO CONTINUE DOWNTOWN’S DESTRUCTION

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION MARCH 29-31, 2024) — First off, THE PLANET hopes you enjoyed a happy Easter. It’s a wonderful celebration, both in its religious and seasonal messages, of spring’s return and with it, the reemergence of new life. The opposite impulse can be […]

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