Archive | June, 2023
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THE PLANET APOLOGIZES TO COUNCILOR KALINOWSKY: WE SPILLED ‘OVER THE TOP’ … plus … COUNCIL MEETS TONIGHT (FRIDAY) AFTER KRONICK, IN HEROIC ACTION, OBJECTS TO ADMINISTRATION’s 11th-HOUR EXTORTION ATTEMPT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1 FRIDAY MORNING, 6/30 — This morning, THE PLANET received this statement from Ward 2 city councilor Charles Kronick. Sir Chaz clarifies what occurred Tuesday with his charter objection. He also fills us in on what took place during the short recess during the meeting. We […]

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SOURCE: KAL-EL IS RUNNING AS ‘REVENGE’ AGAiNST MARCHETTI FOR THE WAY HE HAS ‘F***** WITH HER’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JUNE 27, 2023) — She comes from a family of 16 children. Does that explain it? THE PLANET can’t say. ———- ooo ———- Is Karen Kalinowsky is running for mayor not to win the office but to flip off Peter Marchetti, what a source […]

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KaliNOwsky INVITED, SAYS ‘NO’ … DOUBLING DOWN ON THE WRECK OF THE TITAN … RICKY RUMPUS ASKING FOR $640K in ‘FREE’ CASH

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JUNE 26, 2023) — THE PLANET invited councilor-at-large Karen Kalinowski to be a guest for a one-hour, unscripted filmed discussion. The purpose of the broadcast would be to give Kalinowski a platform for her mayoral candidacy. We sent the invitation Saturday evening, June 24. […]

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DIS N DAT: STUPID and STUPIDER … CHINA SYNDROME … KAMALA … DEI DIES … SCHIFF SHREDDED … BLUB … PHONERS … KAL-EL KRAZE … HUNTER-ING

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY [ED. NOTE: COMMENTS ARE NOW ENABLED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE AS WE BULKED UP BACKSTAGE ON THE PLANET] (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JUNE 23-5, 2023) — While THE PLANET is dusting, let’s gather the odds and ends. How Stupid Is He? — A day […]

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DEI, JUNETEENTH: ONE IS ONGOING, THE OTHER IS FINALLY OVER … FURTHER DIVIDING PEOPLE SET BACK THE CAUSE OF REFORM

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JUNE 21, 2023) — Backers cite historical balancing as a rationale for DEI offices. They claim to be helping “underrepresented and historically excluded identities.” The evidence suggests otherwise, as we have previously shown. The quote, taken from Picklefield’s DEI page on the city’s […]

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SHE WUZ ROBBED: BTF DELIVERS DNA GOODS WITH WELL-DEVELOPED ‘PHOTOGRAPH 51’ … BROOKSHER BEAMS AS ROOKED SCIENTIST

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY PLANET VALENTI ARTS (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JUNE 19, 2023) — Periodically, THE PLANET like to run arts reviews, the justification of which can be found, minimally, in the break it allows us (and we hope our readers) from the gravitational tugs of a fevered world penetrating […]

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COUNCIL NEEDS ‘STINKING BADGES,” AND THE PLANET GIVES THEM OUT … OBASOHAN ‘DOESN’T HAVE TIME’ FOR INTERVIEW, BUT HE WILL HAVE COFFEE WITH THE PLANET

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY Pittsfield Mayoral Candidates Discuss Issues in Planet Valenti Debate (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JUNE 16-8, 2023) — Now that the jacks have all gone back to their boxes (nod to Jimi) and Kalinowski is running for mayor, THE PLANET’s Right Honorable Good Friends on the city […]

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!!MAYOR KALINOWSKY?? KAL-EL TAKES OUT PAPERS FOR CORNER OFFICE!! … iBERKSHIRES RUNS DeBATE STORY … PLANET INVITES DIE OFFICE DIRECTOR, Michael Obasohan, TO A PUBLIC DISCUSSION … plus … NOTES FROM KROL-MARCHETTI DEBATE and a ‘WIN’ for PETER

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 2, 6/15 mid-afternoon — THE PLANET has heard from a reliable source that councilor-at-large Karen Kalinowsky took out papers this morning to run for mayor. This would mark her second time going for the corner office. First outing she got clobbered, finishing as nothing more than […]

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WE AREN’T IN AMERCA ANY LONGER: FORM FD-1023 REVEALS $10 MILLION IN KICKBACKS FOR BIDENS, BUT LAMESTREAM MEDIA PROVIDES SMOKE WITH POLITICAL PROSECUTION OF PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY Here, for your dining and dancing pleasure, THE PLANET presents our exclusive, the first mayoral debate of Campaign ’23. It runs just a bit more than 1 hour. (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, DATE, 2023) — After the feds indicted President Donald Trump, THE PLANET thought: What human could survive […]

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!PHOTOS FROM THE DEBATE! … THERE’s WASTE IN CITY GOVERNMENT, THERE’S FOLLY, AND THERE’S CORRUPTION. THEN THERE IS THE DIE OFFICE, WHICH COMBINES ALL THREE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 2 SATURDAY 8:06 p.m. — Here is the first mayoral debate in its entirety. Enjoy. ADD 1 FRIDAY 3:05 p.m. — Today’s debate between Peter Marchetti and John Krol took place as slated, and we hope to have it available sometime tomorrow. We shall announce when […]

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PLANET TO HOST FIRST MARCHETTI-KROL SHOWDOWN FRIDAY FOR YouTube BROADCAST … BEFORE THEN, WE TAKE A SCAN OF THE CAMPAIGN’S EARLY DEVELOPMENT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JUNE 7, 2023) — On Friday, THE PLANET will be filming the first head-to-head meeting between mayoral candidates Peter Marchetti and John Krol. The event in its entirety will be broadcast on our YouTube channel, PLANET VALENTI VIDEO,  shortly thereafter. This will be the […]

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PICKLEBALL HAS LONG, GLORIOUS HISTORY IN PICKLEFIELD.

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JUNE 5, 2023) — Today THE PLANET takes your mind off of budgetary considerations, the failure of the Pittsfield Slooch Department, and the complicit failure of our office holders to face facts. We lighten things up with the sport that boasts the most […]

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PFD QUELLS WYANDOTTE MILL FIRE … GUEST COLUMN! SIR CHAZ DEALS RE: SOCHOL ADMIN BUDGET FARCE … ‘NO BUSINESS IS HAPPENING HERE; THE PIGS NOW OWN THE FARM

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1 6/2/23 a.m. — THE PLANET received the following from the Pittsfield Fire Department: On Thursday June 1st at 8:28 pm the Pittsfield Fire Department was dispatched to 20 Keeler Street for a reported structure fire. We were already on scene of a fire alarm activation […]

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