WELCOME TO ‘OFF TOPIC’ WEEKEND
BY DAN VALENTI
PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY
(FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JUNE 26-8, 2026) — THE PLANET offers no profundities or ditties for the weekend. Instead, we present an “Off Topic” offering. We shall keep the Comment Line open for you to bring up any and all subjects.
In short, by definition, nothing can be “off topic.”
We shall be in the wilds of Essex, with our bees, Piaget watches, and other sundry ephemera with a select company of lovely adventurers.
THE PLANET does offer one thing before we leave. That would be this amusing and unfortunately accurate editorial cartoon that explain everything about our state government.
Enjoy.
Have a great weekend, everybody.
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“A stitch in time requires a metaphysical needle and thread. Try finding them!” — Sir Donald Turpentine, Knight of the Bath.
“OPEN THE WINDOW, AUNT MILLIE.”
LOVE TO ALL.
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I wonder who blogger Dan Valenti dislikes more in politics and government: Andrea Harrington or Maura Healey?
I know who I dislike the most. His name rhymes with Luciforo.
I know who Maura Healey dislikes the most. He is an 80-year-old billionaire that is called the Orange Jesus, who is the so-called Savior of White Nationalist America, and Israel, too.
There is a man whose name would have a different meaning if one switched out the T with an F with the last name of Carlson. He would then be called “*ucker Carlson the alleged Nazi *uck”. He dislikes Trump, too, along with a few other far right millionaires such as MTG.
But Maura Healey is a GOOD (but misguided) person, while “*ucker Carlson” is NOT a good person.
Dan Valenti’s blog is favorable to Trump, MAGA, and the anti-women writings on and the political cartoons of the Massachusetts state government Matriarchy in 2026.
Robert Dinero also hates Trump. Are you talking to me? No,are you talking to me? What did I just say? What did I just say?
JM you calling MAGA members on here “anti-women,” but the large majority of us are MARRIED TO A WOMAN and have children.
Do you have either? A wife? An ex? Kids? Have you ever even had a GF?
democRATS love to label people don’t they.
It’s your first comment of the day and you’ve already won Clown Comment of the day.
How did you know about my gf’s Playboy Bunny Karen and porn star flame Stormy?
I hope that I am not in the Epstein Files like you know who is.
I even like my billionaire bf’s, too. I was even friends with Bill & Hillary back in the old days before Obama joked about me.
I am also a highly 5 skilled Master Debater.
I hope that your weekend has a Happy Ending.
A total A$$-clown you are. You make Meanwhile proud JM.
Now, answer my question(s).
You label me as “anti woman.”
Do have a wife? I do.
An ex? I do.
Or kids? I do. Two who are gainfully employed and are both proud American w/m’s. Not pandering wimps like you and your cousin, Mayor Lumpy. Two peas in a pod you two are.
I await your (non response) answers.
MA: I say though, Meanwhile – JM comparison unfair. ME is strictly a nasty piece of work. Neo NAZI probably. JM – unfounded in his understanding of his neighbors’ beliefs and attitudes.
You can talk to JM. Let the other rot.
Fair enough, Sir Chaz
Jon
Let’s take it lumpy style :
Dan is not a Trump fan, but simply choosing lesser of two evils.
Moran is Hitler in feminine form- an evil totalitarian-
S Jon not F , his daddy was a Bush deepstater…
Do a little research
Spoon fed, lost his family’s place at the trough
Taking brother and kid down with him.
Moran’s only political action is Exploitation of Trump Deranged lunatic leftists- without Trump Moran would be nothing
Nipples was a useful Idiot, to break the cycle of selected Distracted Attorneys, That Timmy the fixer was installed, is just a small delay, in Berkshires becoming better.
Not sure why Dan, is such a Paul the protector of pedos fan, who do you think was covering up Miss Halls rape scandal?
Seeing the pattern yet?
Hint – It’s repeating at PHS currently…
Hopefully this helps, you get a grip on reality
6/26/26@3:00
Tom
Speaking of fraud.
The Reflecting Pool in Washington, DC, was designed to connect the Washington Monument and the Lincoln Memorial with one long, serene visual line.
But today, more people are looking into the pool water than at the monuments it reflects and the history of America it’s meant to frame.
A renovation by the Trump administration, reported to cost around $16 million, aimed to make the pool, which has long been plagued by algal blooms, look cleaner before America’s 250th anniversary.
Instead, weeks after the conclusion of the project, which has come under scrutiny for its no-bid contracts, multimillion-dollar cost, and solutions to the algae growth, the pool has already turned green — again.
Now, the reflection of the 2,028-foot-long pool features visitors looking into the water, police officers and National Guard members monitoring the monument, National Park Service workers working long days to clean up the fast-growing algae, and protesters gathering with signs and chants.
Your man Obummer spent 34 Million repairing the same pool. President Trump would have spent less if it wasn’t for the pathetic loser Progressive Demorats vandalizing the pool. At least, it will finally be repaired, unlike the Hubbard Ave under pass.
They should drain it and fill with mercury. Will be beautiful for 5,000 years.
Witty diversion dude. Witty indeed.
A picture worth 1000 words.
Think of the Iran deal as a bar in Bitchfield has a violation, gets off with a warning and has another violation later and gets off again and again and again. For the last time Iran is not going to give into Trump or Netanyahu. They are Religious Fanatics. What doesn’t anyone understand? Trumps War. Billions in Trump and Family profits.
Perfect cartoon showing Maura Healey asking for handouts for illegal immigrants. It was bad when the Democrats wanted to give money to Americans who were perfectly healthy and able to work, but now they have extended it to illegal immigrants who are perfectly healthy and able to work.
Where are the 250th America birthday celebrations for this area? Why can’t Democrats do the same and show love for their country like the people coming here for sports events who have fallen in love with America.
Looks Like Maura wants Maura money. Queen Tracy.
I never thought I would miss Mike Dukakis but he was better than the governor we have now. She is the worst ever!
So true. Duke, Duke, Duke!
I don’t miss him anymore I miss Baker, Romney patrick
Meanwhile and JM, let me list President Trump’s accomplishments to date:
*Secured the border
*Largest tax cut for the middle class
*Cut Illegal Aliens and freeloaders off federal benefits
*No tax on tips
*No tax on OT
*Removed China from the Panama Canal
*Destroyed Iran’s nuclear arsenal (ambitions)
*Ended 8 international conflicts
*Ended the WEF
*Reduced our trade deficit by 50%
*SECURED TRILLIONS IN AMERICAN MANUFACTURING
Go ahead Meanwhile, you’ll mention the Epstein List and/or now the latest democRAT talking point, the reflecting pool.
Just fluff to distract away from REAL RESULTS being delivered to the American people and not fu**king Ukraine or illegal aliens like the Autopen Administration delivered to us.
Famous Cults:
Jim Jones Peoples Temple..famous for mind control and mass suicide including children
Children of God..famous for physical and sexual abuse including children
Branch Davidians…David Koresh….famous for the WAco seige, fires and the deaths of many innocents including children
The MANSON FAMILY …famous for murder, sexual abuse, mind control
The trump Cult…famous for using mind control, worshiping of false idols, fraud and idolization of other people’s money. Destroying economies, the environment, healthcare and democracy.
Not enough room for this ever growing and sick list
I list facts and you list fluff to try and distract away from the main topic.
You should contact Mayor Lumpy and Queen Latifah, and ask for a photo-op with them.
You four ladies could discuss TDS, TDS, TDS, TDS, oh, and you could proudly show off your Bitchfield Pubic Scohol Deplomha, as the reason for the photo-op.
Front page of the Eagle MW…..
Sort of the model scholar Bitchfield parents can hope they’re soon to be government dependent children a “hero” to look up to.
Who knows, maybe Big Dumpster Earl would send you a pic of his crotch fruit.
You can show it off to all the gals at the next grooming children event, for you drag queens.
A couple things to me that makes me wonder if the PPS know what they are doing. One if Crosby is in such deplorable condition ( I believe it is) why are they having children go back there. The enrollment is barely 200 students, now that the 5 grade is eliminated. They can easily be absorbed in the other 6 Elementary schools. Again 5th grade is being eliminated opening up more class rooms in already under populated elementary schools. The other mind boggling decision is taking away the neighborhood middle schools. If moving the 5 graders out of elementary schools was a priority, why not move the 8 grade students to a separate wing at the empty PHS. They could call it 8th grade Academy, PHS has plenty of room. Then the 5-6-7 grade students could attend school in their own neighborhoods. Just a thought.
Good one, JOE. Many thanks.
St Joe school, right in the center of the city? No good?
One more thought, about the PPS agenda. They are definitely for protecting the jobs of the Administration. Just created a new position at the 6th Grade level. There will be 6th Grade Assistant Principal added to the roster. Usually the Assistant Principal handles the entire school. Also, they have already stated they want to have 2 Principals at New Crosby. Why? Always had one Principal at one building. Taxpayers are getting screwed.
What a surprise! No fireworks in Pittsfield to celebrate 250 years of our countries founding. Anything to keep us safe. They lie to us effortlessly.
Ron
Morans 45,000 pet eater Haitian undocumented demonrat voters, need protection from ICE.
SCOTUS just opened season, on deportation, with no activist judicial review/obstruction.Trump is preventing further endangerment of American citizens, who didn’t and won’t vote for his agenda, no matter how beneficial.
The Meme is priceless, compliments to the Artist!
Well done, sir or madam:)
6/26/26@2am
Tom
They are usually drowned out by the ones going off at every third house on the street. There are some on my street that shake my house. Will my insurance cover it if my windows get blown out? Every year bigger.
Story is that the city spent so much on the botanical element of planters, shrubs, trees and flowers all over the city they had to tap the fireworks account. Would you not love to be the vendor that has that lucrative account?
And this is not an account that could ever be cut back to save the taxpayer money. Do not even think about it. And you mouthy seniors need to shut the hell up about your crybaby fixed incomes. Like this administration gives a shit.
NO CUTS Forgettaboutit!
Neighborhood was hot and heavy though.
Really?? What’s the excuse?
Claim they can’t find a vendor. Makes no sense to me. Just another lame excuse from Mayor Lumby’s Administration. They had no problem finding all the Pride flags and banners. In this City Pride Month is much more important than the 250 Anniversay of the USA!
For “Pride,” everything. For Patriotism, nothing. Lumpy in six words.
That’s laughable. Can’t find a vendor for municipal fireworks? Like, City Hall isn’t a municipal buyer of such things? Maybe they should buy them off the guy who’s knocking down his neighbor’s house above.
Must be the graft terms of years past aren’t acceptable to their vendors.
Sure is laughable. Evidently Mayor Lumpy once again figures taxpayers are stupid. Bottom line is either the City was late paying their bills for previous purchase of fire works or someone in Mayor Lumpy’s lackluster administration forgot to order them? It’s easier for them to lie to us.
Never suspect a conspiracy when stupidity is the simpler option.
Off Topic weekend;
Thune barely survived, censure vote, by using his Secret Service detail, to gatekeep grass roots activists, from whipping the vote.
Enjoy your weekend, without your 2 week vacation, without your detail Johnny boy, 🙂 GOP Sargent of Arms canned, and Chairman under pressure, The Squeeze is on …
Kristi be taking John’s seat , shortly after long overdue recall election, SD to have a senator with balls
See secretary Noem ripping her Ironhorse At the rally, August 7-16- odds Trump joins the Event?
Who saw this coming? lol
45,000 of Moran Healeys undocumented Demonrats , about to get all expenses, paid repatriation to their Shithole country of Haiti,
Look for the complete meltdown, arrest and conviction of Antifa paid rioters….Thanks SCOTUS- now let’s send the anchor kids back with them! Life sentences awaiting the paid provocateurs, bet one flips and rats out funders….
Who saw this coming?
With all the public funding, none of the Elitists, will spring for the Fireworks for Americas 250th birthday?
Look for local muscular class Italians, to break from local TDS wing, to celibate Columbus…
Called shot- let’s see – if I score a win
For the activists among The Planets consumers
Call White House- tell Trump Veto the housing bill, time to voice your opinion- only takes minutes.
Little Marco, carries a big stick, and he will be beating the fanatics with it , time to starve Iran of any and all income, send in only American flag wrapped humanitarian supplies.
Velvet glove is off, now they are going to get the pain.
Who saw this coming?
Albeit a bit earlier than I expected
Will the wonderful Meme creator, please take the credit, they deserve for the wonderful depiction of Queer Queen Moran, as Trump gives her the gift of deportations for Pride month! Well done!!!
Viva the Evolution
6/26/26@2:30am
Tom .
I believe, TB, that a lot of Haitians are suddenly going to vanish overnight, and there shall be a whole lot more frenchmen at the voting booths.
Chaz go to nap. Dan is being very selective on his openvweekhd posts. Can’t trust anyone. I’ll sleep with one eye open tonight. Dans giving me the creeps. Hell I told the buffonnIrannaint going to cimply? Trumps playing this oil deal perfectly. For him ans billionaire buddies.
I actually misspelled on purpose. Anywho. Trump is a BUM.
I’m glad that you did that.
You think t b is stupid? Stop patronizing him.
Trump deals remimd me of an amusement ride stuck in the air. Iran doesn’t want a deal. Buffoons. Dan. Is Fritz dead ?
Talk about a ride!
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Chaz
Think the taxpayers will miss them?
I’m more interested in king fool plumbers, attempting to get in Trump’s good graces, with increased Taxatwoshits ICE arrests.
His stupid stunt attempting to save Thune, with secret service, may be career ender.
It was a called shot by Scott “ Fabio “Presler, who recently destroyed Indiana’s Rino herd.
Mullen’s days are already numbered, guys in way over his head.
2/28/26@7:30am
Tom
Ten Democrat states don’t have exhibits at the Washington DC state fair. Of course Massachusetts is one of them. Maura Healy goes on a rant about how the fair is all about Trump and how dare he charge states to participate. Like Maura would participate even if it was free. Who is she kidding? Yet she manages to find taxpayer money for illegal immigrants. Maura is completely anti-Trump and is doing nothing to have Massachusetts participate in the 250th celebration. Maura had zero concern about inflation during the Biden years, but is suddenly so concerned about inflation. Maura doesn’t care about the huge tax refunds most people received or Trump lowering prices for prescription drugs or the fact that open borders made rents across the country skyrocket. Maura is just playing politics.
Ten states not kissing trumps wrinkly fraud infested ass. Mega kudos to each and every one of them. NO KINGS!!!
(and what a blooming fiasco that trump circus great American State Fair was, even for trump) How embarrassing was that and FOX had to use old pics from other events to cover the shame.
All these 250 celebration events for him to skim and scam from.
Saying he wants to help the Venezuela earthquake victims and all American wanting to donate to their cause should send HIM their money and he will “make sure they get it”.. sure he will.. hee hee
Scamming and defrauding is getting away with it and the art of the deal. Con Art-is .
Should I send you the money?
He’d just send it to his favorite politician, Tricia Farley-Country Buffet (d-illegal aliens).
They both suffer from a lack of common sense and TDS.
It’s a democRAT specialty, aka-a symptom of TDS.
Sunday off topic
France gives undocumented demonrat only 30 months for raping over a dozen goats and sheep, one to death.
Remarkably Fake News is silent about it, as they assisted in allowing animals like this to invade America.
Germany has outlawed Citizen Vigilante movie, Elon now providing via X, as a free speech advocate.
Angela, Mirkle’s importation of third world Islamic terrorist, rapist head chopping fanatics, will destroy Germany, so the communists attempt to conceal the dangerous consequences they created.
Fake News is also silent, to assist Demonrat socialists In upcoming election’s , “Laptop from Hell @part 250? “51 intelligence professionals “ autopen sharp as …
Who do you think is voting for commies?
Marco is now, going to finish Iran, so he can focus on freeing Cuba.
Odds he becomes next president or ambassador of the Island? Great location for golden Dome eastern missile base.
Will America send troops to assist Venezuela with earthquake relief?
Not sure why this isn’t news …
Trump strictly concentrating on domestic issues, seems to be logical answer.
Why the Planet delays my comments, for 12 hours ?
6//28/26&8am
Tom
Tell Your BOY gasoline is under Three dollars in many states. It’s well over three here. Start with that.
Fool
How much is Queen Moran Healey taxiing gas?
Let me help you out
.45$ a gallon rural.
.98$ a gallon turnpike.
3.74$ less .98$ equals 2.76$ – facts – fool
You all upset ? Your queen making you pay for her votes?
Thanks for playing
7/11/26@5:30 pm
Tom
Why do you write like a monopoly scratch ticket. Talk English.
Fool
Obviously I get my thoughts across.
I’m a
Victim of Jimmy Carter’s Department of education.
Thankfully, I learned to read , after receiving a diploma from Wahconah high school 1983.
Reagan and Bush, no child left behind, complete failures also.
I’m guessing your a public school teacher, from your lack of intelligence.
Any dumber , youd be living in a dumpster or tent behind clapp part.
7/11/26@5:35.
Tom
Israel attacks Lebanon again. In the Latest Saga of the Art of the Deal.
Daniblow
Lebanon could stop terrorists from attacking, from behind their border.
Wait till mexico , gets pounded, for same reason.
Grow up
Self defense is a natural right….
Tom