Archive | January, 2017
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METHUSELAH & CASE: ‘PITTSFIELD PRODUCING “pittsfield”‘

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY FEB. 1, 2017) — Welcome to February, month of the sister. The flurries drift down like flakes in a snowglobe, the crystals mount, and Pittsfield keeps producing more “pittsfield.” THE PLANET explains later, as if you don’t already know. Pittsfield Producing ‘pittsfield’ 1 […]

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TRAVEL BAN OBAMA DRIVEN, TRUMP ENFORCED

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ———- 0000 ———- READ PLANET VALENTI in PRINT EACH WEEK IN THE COUNTY’S FINEST WEEKLY, THE BERKSHIRE COURIER. AT NEWSSTANDS EVERYWHERE. ———- 0000 ———- (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY JAN. 31, 2017) — Iraq, Iran, Libya, Yemen, Somalia, Sudan, Syria. Chances are you’re not planning a vacation to any […]

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WHILE PUSSYHATS FESTER, PRESIDENT TRUMP GOES INTO ACTION DURING HISTORIC FIRST WEEK

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ———- 0000 ———- READ PLANET VALENTI in PRINT, WITH FRESH CONTENT EACH WEEK IN THE COUNTY’S FINEST WEEKLY, THE BERKSHIRE COURIER. AT NEWSSTANDS EVERYWHERE. ———- 0000 ———- (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 30, 2017) — What a first week for Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the […]

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TYER: ‘CITY IS SAFE’ — YEAH? COMPARED TO WHAT? … LOSS OF THE CROWNE … KIOSK STUPIDITY … TRUMP SCORES ON REFUGEES

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JAN. 27-29, 2017) — THE PLANET is still a week away from our trip to Texas, Houston for an activity involving a certain football team, but we didn’t have to travel that far for some Texas-sized hooey emanating from Shire City […]

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EXTRA!! PITTSFIELD’s WILD DAY … plus … DRUG ABUSE: THE ‘ILLNESS’ THAT’s ACTUALLY A CHOICE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ——– 000 ——– ADD1 (THURSDAY JAN. 26, 2017) — Everything’s coming up peaches, cream, and frozen four-leaf clovers gripped by a closed fist heading its way to the first available, random jaw. Welcome to The Mean Streets of Pittsfield. Mayor Linda Tyer, awfully quiet these days as […]

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TRUMP TOOK ‘THEM’ TO THE CLEANERS, & TODAY THE WORLD WITNESSES THE STUNNING RESULT — CONGRATULATIONS, MR. PRESIDENT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, JAN. 20-22, 2017) — THE PLANET supported the bid of Donald Trump for president primarily because he wasn’t one of “Them.” Film buffs may recall a film of that name from the early 1950s, with James Arness, James Whitmore, and a […]

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THEY DON’T MIX: OIL & WATER, FRANK FARKAS & COURAGE, CHURCHES AND POLITICS … WHO WILL STEP FORWARD AND FILE A COMPLAINT WITH THE IRS?

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY JAN. 19, 2017) — Effin’ this and Effin’ that. The F’s have it. F as in failing grade. F as in “farce.” F as in “fake.” F as in Facebook. FF as in “Four Freedoms.” FF as in “Frank Farkas.” In THE PLANET‘s […]

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NEW EPISODE OF PLANET VALENTI TV TONIGHT @ 6:30 p.m. … plus … WHAT’s NEW, PUSSYHATS?

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY JAN. 17, 2017) — First, THE PLANET shares this program note. Tune in tonight, 6:30 p.m., Channel 16 Time-Warner Pittsfield as PLANET VALENTI TELEVISION debuts in its new time slot. Here’s the complete new schedule: First run, 6:30 p.m., Tuesday. Monday, 12:30 a.m., […]

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DEM ‘LEADERS’ CONTINUE TO DERAIL … MEANWHILE, FORTUNATELY, TRUMP IS BEING TRUMP

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 16, 2017) — One of the most disturbing results of the 2016 presidential election, one that saw Donald Trump catapult over a legion of critics and haters, has to be the comments of Democrat leaders. Come on down, Harry Reid, senate minority […]

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PLANET TO DEBUT IN ‘THE COURIER’ … NEW TIME SLOT FOR PV-TV … plus … WE CALLED IT ON TRUMP, BUT NOW IT’s SOBER TIME

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, JAN. 13-15) — As we count down to Inauguration Day,  let THE PLANET share a couple program notes. Valenti 2×4 011317First, beginning this week, look for the print version of PLANET VALENTI to debut in Pittsfield’s finest weekly, The Berkshire Courier. Each […]

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TYER’s TIRED DRONE FAILED TO DELIVER … OVERMATCHED MAYOR’s ‘STATE OF THE CITY’ SPEECH FLOPS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 11, 2017) — The drone over the city of Pittsfield on Monday wasn’t the result of the NSA, the CIA, or the Berkshire Brigades. That infolded buzz capping the rising day leeched from mayor Linda Tyer, who for 50 minutes spoke about 11,000 […]

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PITTSFIELD’s ‘FOUR FREEDOMS’ RALLY MOCKED ALL FOUR

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, TUESDAY JAN. 10, 2017) — The folks who desecrated the Four Freedoms over the weekend speak of “scary trends” in America. Translate: “We hate the president-elect and will not give him a chance.” They believe in “solidarity,” which means “if you don’t believe as we […]

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‘FOUR FREEDOMS MARCH’: BIGOTRY IN DISGUISE + PREJUDICE ON DISPLAY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 9, 2017) — Pittsfield held a Four Freedoms rally Saturday, a case of the bland leading the blind. Incongruously, Freedom never showed up. Fueled by the bumper-sticker rants of ideologues, the rally featured the degenerate aspect of exclusion, supremely ironic given how […]

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PARKING MFGR. PULLED A FAST ONE ON CITY ‘LEADERS’, & TAXPAYERS WILL PAY … plus … BUMP BUMPS BOWLER AND MSA … THE WEEKEND EDITION IS HERE!

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, JAN. 6-8, 2017) — In light of THE PLANET‘s exclusive expose of what’s behind the installation of parking kiosks in downtown Pittsfield, The Secret Squadron has added to the discussion with several key insights. Commentators to THE PLANET, for example, have […]

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PITTSFIELD’S PARKING KIOSKS HAVING NADA TO DO WITH PARKING BuT EVERYTHING TO DO WITH ‘BIG DATA’ AND GENERATING SECRET CASH

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THURSDAY JAN. 5, 2016) — Yes THE PLANET is back —  from the dead to the living. The journey plumbed the depths of life’s fragility and ascended the apex of its immortality, something we all know about through our own dread and welcomed majesties. […]

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