Archive | January, 2024
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DEMS TWO-PART PLAN TO DEFEAT TRUMP ITSELF WILL ASSURE TRUMP’S WIN IN 2024

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 31, 2024) — It’s no secret that Democrats, terrified of running Joe Biden up the flagpole to face Donald Trump, have realized they can’t win a fair election. As stumbling, bumbling Biden shows years older than his actual age, Trump demonstrates the […]

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SNOW JOB … ‘WHAT’S THE JOKE?’ … $30MM A MINUTE … SUPERMAX SOCHOL … RICKY’S DELUSION … OD SHOOT UP … COSTA PLENTY … DIGITAL EQUITY … Trans THIS!

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 29, 2024) — Thoughts while on a walk: Hypocrisy on Display — Syracuse Joe recently referred to ex-VA Gov. Terry McAuliffe as “the real governor.” When a White House pool reporter pounced on it as an example of election denial, Karine Jean-Pierre said […]

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THE TRUMP TSUNAMI IS WIPING OUT EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JAN. 26-8, 2024) — It’s over. He won 98 of 99 Iowa counties, losing the one by two votes. He then rolled into New Hampshire and rolled his only competitor. Nikki Haley says she’s still in the race, but she’s only […]

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NEW COUNCIL, MAYOR EACH ACTING THEIR PARTS; IS THAT REASON TO HOPE or IS IT ANOTHER FALSE SPRING?

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 24, 2024) — Two meetings in the new term of THE PLANET‘s Right Honorable Good Friends on the city council and three weeks into the new mayor’s baptism, at least the council’s acting like a council and the mayor is acting like […]

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DIE PROVIDES BITCHFIELD’S NEW MAYOR WITH AN EASY BUDGET CUT … THE REVERSE-RACIST OFFICE HAS NO PLACE IN HONEST GOVERNMENT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 22, 2024) — Racism is alive and well, but you don’t need THE PLANET to tell you that. It’s new name is Diversity, Inclusion, and Equity,  better known as DIE. Bitchfield’s new mayor says he can’t see any way to cut the […]

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PERSIP OUT OF THE GATES FAST WITH QUESTION OF RICKY RUMPUS … or … THE ‘FESP’ IS NOT ON THE LEVEL

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JAN. 19-21, 2024) — Where once trod The Aging Greek God, Bitchfield’s city council has had the likes of Chris Connell and Sir Chaz Kronick to fill those large footprints, true advocates for The Little Guys. Such reps keep an eye […]

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POEM: PLANET’S RESIDENT BARD SHARES ODE TO MAYOR MAYPO’S TAX FRENZY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 17, 2024) — In a recent interview, Bitchfield Mayor Marky Maypo indicated a closed mind to the notion of any budget relief for taxpayers. No surprise there, except for those with hope, the idealists, the optimists, and others with good intentions. This […]

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STUFF: MAYPO’s MOST PRESSING CHOICE … R-E-S-P-E-C-T … TELL ME WHY … FAUCI THE FIBBER … ARPA SCHMARPA … ‘WHAT CRISIS?’ … IN BILL WE TRUSTED

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 15, 2024) — As always, too many issues, not enough columns. More Pain for Taxpayers — Mayor Maypo says he doesn’t see where he can reduce Bitchfield’s $206 million spending. Off the top of our head, THE PLANET can think of many […]

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‘FORTUNATE SON’ BIDEN SURPRISE APPEARANCE BACKFIRES, HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE FINDS HIM IN CONTEMPT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JAN. 12-4, 2024) — THE PLANET burned several hours we shall never recover watching C-SPAN‘s coverage of this week’s House Oversight and Judiciary Committee’s proceeding. That’s where, in the name of faux bravado, Hunter Biden worked what one newspaper called “the fortunate […]

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MAY LAWSUIT, SNOW GRADE, PORKCHOP’s GAVEL, and SLOUCHY FAUCI

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 10, 2024) — Today some deliberately random news and updates. The May Lawsuit — THE PLANET talked with Attorney Janet Ruggieri, representing former Pittsfield Co-Op VP Victoria May, who has filed suit in federal court against the bank, its president Jay Anderson, senior […]

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BIDENABLING: AMERICA CAN’T SURVIVE ANOTHER FOUR YEARS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY [ED NOTE: Sunday was the new mayor’s First Snowfall. How did Peter Marchetti do? Please send in your comments here or off-line to danvalenti@verizon.net. Snow is a good test of a newbie. Pass? Fail? Let us know.] (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JAN. 8, 2024) — It’s part […]

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THE NEW MAYOR’s INAUGURAL SPEECH: MAY-MAY SERVES UP AN ‘OPENLY GAY’ BOWL OF FETID CLICHE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JAN. 5-7, 2024) — “Marchetti pointed out that he is the city’s first openly gay mayor.  He was joined by Gov. Maura Healey, the state’s first openly lesbian governor” — Brittany Polito, iBerkshires. “Openly gay.” It took Miss Jane Hathaway a […]

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HAIL THE COMING GLORY FOR THEE, O BITCHFIELD! MARKY MAYPO ASSUMES THE MAYORALTY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JAN. 3, 2024) —  h B#d y2-1 d1 0 3a.# 1-h-0 B-d-3/ *405 ———- ooo ———- Anything important happen yesterday? Anything in city? YES!! As of the mayoral inauguration, the city changed its official name from Picklefield to Bitchfield. Normally, THE PLANET‘s most […]

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