BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY NOTE: GLAD TO BE BACK! WE HAVE COMPLETED OUR MAINTENANCE OF THE SITE AND ARE NOW FULLY BACK IN BUSINESS. THE PLANET APPRECIATES ALL WHO INQUIRED. NOW IT’S ONWARD AND UPWARD, AS EVER UNBOUGHT AND UNBOSSED! (THE FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION DEC. 16-18‚ DEC. 23-25, […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY-THURSDAY DEC. 14-15, 2016) — When THE PLANET covered the recent Tahiti Takeout, fire, we included what The Mainstream Media wouldn’t or couldn’t, including an issue that surfaced regarding equipment problems at headquarters of the Pittsfield Fire Department. As a result of these problems, the city was […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY PROGRAM NOTE: Tune in to PLANET VALENTI TELEVISION as we spend the hour with Mayor Linda Tyer and her director of administrative services, Roberta McCulloch-Dews. Join THE PLANET and Supercitizen Terry Kinnas for all the fun beginning at 7 p.m. Thursday night, Dec. 15, on PCTV Channel […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION DEC. 9-11, 2016) — The fire that torched the Tahiti Takeout building culminated a tough week at the Pittsfield eatery. Earlier, sources say, two of the chefs got into an argument. A knife was pulled, and one of the cooks came out […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, 75th ANNIVERSARY OF PEARL HARBOR ATTACK) — For the first century, newspapers in America were essentially political screeds. This included emptying both chambers upon adversaries who were lied about, libeled, and labeled. The notion of objective “news” taking precedence over commentary and pamphleteering came in […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY DEC. 5, 2016) — Here’s some Christmas cheer from Forbes magazine, one you can be sure Pittsfield treasurer Matt “Kufflinks” Kerwood will conveniently miss. He’s another of the thousands who don’t read PLANET VALENTI! From Forbes: “Massachusetts now has a $67 billion budget shortfall, […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, DEC. 2-4, 2016) — As readers of this board know, THE PLANET has been more than eager to serve as ombudsman ex-officio for The Berkshire Eagle. We have been occasionally on hand to point out the paper’s flaws, motivated by a […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY NOV. 30, 2016) — Some “famous” actress you’ve never heard of says Thanksgiving was founded on a massacre and that the Dakota Access Pipeline is the result of nasty white, European-descent males inflicting their evil on helpless women, children, native Americans, minorities, transgendered gay […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY NOV. 28, 2016) — THE PLANET had inquiries here and elsewhere about the actions at Berkshire Community College following the win by Donald Trump in the Nov. 9 presidential election. What, if anything, did the campus do? The queries came following news reports […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, NOV. 23 AND BEYOND, 2016) — There are times when we must surrender, though not in defeat. THE PLANET speaks of the triumph of life’s end, that sum of all our days awaiting each one of us as victory in demise, a fall giving […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY NOV. 21, 2016) — The funny money continues to pile up in the city of Pittsfield, but taxpayers aren’t laughing. In a ridiculous effort to make a nearly-5% tax hike sound palatable, city finance director Matt “Kufflinks” Kerwood announced The Miracle of the Values. […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY We begin with this advert. It involves a new book, CHASING WILLIE MAYS by Paul Kocak. Full disclosure: THE PLANET was heavily involved in the editing and revision. We also wrote the Introduction. If you like memoirs, you’ll love CHASING WILLIE MAYS. Full information here: Press Release (Kocak) […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY NOV. 16, 2016) — While Donald Trump’s win did not surprise THE PLANET, the resignation of Pittsfield maintenance-building director Dennis Guyer did. Guyer left a managerial post with Jane Iredale Cosmetics to assume city responsibilities for mayor Linda Tyer, accepting the challenge of managing […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, NOV. 14, 2016) — THE PLANET is back, like McArthur wading ashore in the Philippines. We spent our down time helping Rosie O’Donnell and Ellen Degenerate pack. You recall they promised to move to Canada if Donald Trump won the presidency. Hoser, we […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, ELECTION DAY, 2016) — THE PLANET‘s message is simple today. We phrase it in the imperative mode: VOTE! That’s your job, your right, your privilege, and your duty. Do it! Just friggin’ do it! We exercised the franchise on Friday. Before we filled out […]
BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY NOV. 7, 2016) — As a public service to those who have decided for whom and for what to vote, those not sure of their choices, those who don’t know if they will vote, and those who will not vote, THE PLANET presents our […]
