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PLANET REPORTAGE OF TAHITI FIRE ACCURATE, EXCLUSIVE … BUT IT STILL GETS THEM GOING

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY-THURSDAY DEC. 14-15, 2016) — When THE PLANET covered the recent Tahiti Takeout, fire, we included what The Mainstream Media wouldn’t or couldn’t, including an issue that surfaced regarding equipment problems at headquarters of the Pittsfield Fire Department. As a result of these problems, the city was […]

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AMATEUR HOUR CONTINUES AT ‘THE BB’: ‘PETER PAN’ PAPER STILL CAN’T ADMIT TRUMP WON

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY PROGRAM NOTE: Tune in to PLANET VALENTI TELEVISION as we spend the hour with Mayor Linda Tyer and her director of administrative services, Roberta McCulloch-Dews. Join THE PLANET and Supercitizen Terry Kinnas for all the fun beginning at 7 p.m. Thursday night, Dec. 15, on PCTV Channel […]

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TROUBLE IN PARADISE: PITTSFIELD OFFERS SEVERAL CASES IN POINT WITH FIRES, SHOOTiNGS, RUN-OVERS, & RESIGNATIONS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION DEC. 9-11, 2016) — The fire that torched the Tahiti Takeout building culminated a tough week at the Pittsfield eatery. Earlier, sources say, two of the chefs got into an argument. A knife was pulled, and one of the cooks came out […]

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WITHER NEWSPAPERS? … ‘LAST TANGO’ GETS ALL PCd UP … THE PITTSFIELD TRAGEDY THAT NEVER WAS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, 75th ANNIVERSARY OF PEARL HARBOR ATTACK) — For the first century, newspapers in America were essentially political screeds. This included emptying both chambers upon adversaries who were lied about, libeled, and labeled. The notion of objective “news” taking precedence over commentary and pamphleteering came in […]

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‘FORBES’ LAYS IT OUT FOR TAXPAYERS ON DREARY PUBLIC PENSION SITUATION

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY DEC. 5, 2016) — Here’s some Christmas cheer from Forbes magazine, one you can be sure Pittsfield treasurer Matt “Kufflinks” Kerwood will conveniently miss. He’s another of the thousands who don’t read PLANET VALENTI! From Forbes: “Massachusetts now has a $67 billion budget shortfall, […]

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FROM ‘JEKYLL EAGLE’ TO ‘HYDE BORING BROADSHEET’: LOCAL DAILY TAKES ONE STEP FORWARD, TWO STEPS BACK; IN PITTSFIELD, THAT’s CALLED PROGRESS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION, DEC. 2-4, 2016) — As readers of this board know, THE PLANET has been more than eager to serve as ombudsman ex-officio for The Berkshire Eagle. We have been occasionally on hand to point out the paper’s flaws, motivated by a […]

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REVISIONIST HISTORY GOOD FOR A CHEAP PHOTO OP BUT NOT FOR THE COUNTRY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY NOV. 30, 2016) — Some “famous” actress you’ve never heard of says Thanksgiving was founded on a massacre and that the Dakota Access Pipeline is the result of nasty white, European-descent males inflicting their evil on helpless women, children, native Americans, minorities, transgendered gay […]

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BCC PRESIDENT, PLANET ADDRESS CAMPUS ON POST-ELECTION RESPONSE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY NOV. 28, 2016) — THE PLANET had inquiries here and elsewhere about the actions at Berkshire Community College following the win by Donald Trump in the Nov. 9 presidential election. What, if anything, did the campus do? The queries came following news reports […]

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING, WHEREIN WE WELCOME LIFE’s TOTALITY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, NOV. 23 AND BEYOND, 2016) — There are times when we must surrender,  though not in defeat. THE PLANET speaks of the triumph of life’s end, that sum of all our days awaiting each one of us as victory in demise, a fall giving […]

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‘KUFFLINKS’ MAY PRONOUNCE IT, ‘THE BB’ MAY HYPE IT, BUT THE ‘MIRACLE OF THE VALUES’ IS A DEATH SENTENCE FOR CITY TAXPAYERS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY NOV. 21, 2016) — The funny money continues to pile up in the city of Pittsfield, but taxpayers aren’t laughing. In a ridiculous effort to make a nearly-5% tax hike sound palatable, city finance director Matt “Kufflinks” Kerwood announced The Miracle of the Values. […]

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GUYER-GATE: RESIGNATION LEAVES MANY QUESTIONS … SHOULDN’T THERE BE AN INVESTIGATION? WAS HE DRIVEN OUT BY NEFARIOUS INTERESTS? IS THE DEPARTMENT HOPELESSLY CORRUPT? CITIZENS WANT, DESERVE ANSWERS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY We begin with this advert. It involves a new book, CHASING WILLIE MAYS by Paul Kocak. Full disclosure: THE PLANET was heavily involved in the editing and revision. We also wrote the Introduction. If you like memoirs, you’ll love CHASING WILLIE MAYS. Full information here: Press Release (Kocak) […]

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GUYER RESIGNATION A PERFECT STORM OF POISON POLITICS AND PERSONAL PRESSURE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY NOV. 16, 2016) — While Donald Trump’s win did not surprise THE PLANET, the resignation of Pittsfield maintenance-building director Dennis Guyer did. Guyer left a managerial post with Jane Iredale Cosmetics to assume city responsibilities for mayor Linda Tyer, accepting the challenge of managing […]

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THE ‘RUTBERG’ BB CONTINUES TO HIT NEW LOWS, THIS TIME WITH ITS POST-ELECTION COVERAGE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY, NOV. 14, 2016) — THE PLANET is back, like McArthur wading ashore in the Philippines. We spent our down time helping Rosie O’Donnell and Ellen Degenerate pack. You recall they promised to move to Canada if Donald Trump won the presidency. Hoser, we […]

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BE SURE TO VOTE TODAY! THEN THE PLANET GOES R&R

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, ELECTION DAY, 2016) — THE PLANET‘s message is simple today. We phrase it in the imperative mode: VOTE! That’s your job, your right, your privilege, and your duty. Do it! Just friggin’ do it! We exercised the franchise on Friday. Before we filled out […]

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THE PLANET TAKES ON THE VOTE: OUR RECOMMENDATIONS, OUR PREDICTIONS

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY NOV. 7, 2016) — As a public service to those who have decided for whom and for what to vote, those not sure of their choices, those who don’t know if they will vote, and those who will not vote, THE PLANET presents our […]

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CANDIDATE STATEMENTS FOR SENATE, HOUSE RACES … PLANET ENDORSES CANNING & CONNELL

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION NOV. 4-6, 2016) — THE PLANET ends this tumultuous week with one of the final political presentations of Campaign ’16 — local style. We present statements from the candidates seeking district seats in the state House and Senate. Running for Senate, […]

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