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NOTORIOUS NEW NORTH-ON-NORTH TRAFFIC PATTERN DIRTY DANCING AT ITS WORST

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JULY 23-5, 2021) — THE PLANET has good and bad news. Good news: We actually saw bikers on North Street downtown. Bad news: Not one was using the “vibrant, dynamic” bike lanes. Our random sampling underscores what we know to be true: […]

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CARELESS, CLUELESS TYER KILLING DOWNTOWN … RJ STOHR IS LEAVING; ARE DOTTIE’S & STEVEN VALENTI’S FAR BEHIND? NOT ACCORDING TO FACEBOOK POSTS

PLANET VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JULY 21, 2021) — Linda Tyer has checked out of the Hotel California. No one knows for sure where she’s been or is — Colorado? El Dorado, Bag-o-Doritos, gated mansion? Doesn’t matter. What matters is that Mary Jane and Joe Kapanski live under the […]

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DISSA AND DATTA: GARBAGE … VRABEL KILLS D.A. DEAL … ‘NO REPLY’ … ‘INCLUSIVE’ … ‘VIBRANT & DYNAMIC’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JULY 19, 2021) — THE PLANET‘s clock says it’s time to clean out the tickle file, which happens when the funny bone fronts the eye tooth. Fictive — A good friend reminded us recently to be a “keeper of the flame,” a reference to […]

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BIKE MAFIA 7: CITY PURCHASING AGENT — ‘IT GIVES THE IMPRESSION WE’RE TRYING TO AVOID PUBLIC BIDDING LAWS’ … plus … BIKERS OVERRUN PARK, INFLICT HEAVY DAMAGE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JULY 16-8, 2021) — Did the city of Pittsfield deliberately set up the paperwork for the soon-to-be-desecrated — oops, we mean “dedicated” — bike pump track in such a way that it could perform an end-around on state open bidding laws? […]

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BIKE MAFIA CHRONICLES 6: TUESDAY TOUR REVEALS MONSTROUS SCOPE OF PLANNED BIKE TRACK

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JULY 14, 2021) — THE PLANET spent part of the pleasantly soggy Tuesday tramping through Springside Park. We did it to get a first-hand appreciation for the size of the proposed mountain bike development being pushed there by a tiny handful of backers […]

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BIKE MAFIA CHRONICLES 4 — GARIVALTIS SAYS ‘ANY IMPOSITION OF SPRINGSIDE WILL LEAD TO ITS DEATH’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JULY 12, 2021) — Like dividends on a hot stock, the Bike Mafia story keeps giving. New information keeps surfacing from the depths. It is up to THE PLANET to give it light, because Heaven Knows, Mr. Allison, no other local media will […]

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THE BIKE MAFIA CHRONICLES: McGEE MUST RESIGN … McGRATH MUST CLARIFY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JULY 9-11, 2021) — Point 1: Alison McGee, Ms. Walking Conflict of Interest, must resign. Question 1: Was Jim McGrath blackmailed into supporting the Bike Mafia’s plans to rip up Mother Nature at Springside Park? Question 2: Does the Parks Commission […]

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CORRECTING AN INJUSTICE: COSBY GOT OUT BECAUSE OF PROSECUTORIAL MISCONDUCT

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JULY 7, 2021) — Phylicia Rashad, Bill Cosby’s TV wife from years back, whacked the hornet’s nest with a bludgeon when she defended a court ruling that freed the comedian from a Pennsylvania prison, where he was serving a 3- to 10-year sentence […]

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NOW PLAYING: “THE INVASION OF THE BIKE MAFIA” … or … McGEE & McGRATH BRING BACK VAUDEVILLE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JULY 5, 2021) — THE PLANET‘s expose’ of the Bike Mafia’s plans to destroy Springside Park is a story with legs, as they say in the business. It has morphed from the specifics of a particular project into a myth of why ordinary […]

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!PLANET EXCLUSIVE! BOMSHELL REVELATIONS ABOUT BIKE MAFIA’S INTENTIONS FOR SPRINGSIDE PARK

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY Second of a two-part series (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JULY 2-4, 2021) — Want the kicker on the proposed Mountain Bike Park that proponents are pushing with inside help from city officials? THE PLANET will do two better. We will channel Pete Gogolak and send […]

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FRIENDS OF SPRINGSIDE PARK WALK-THROUGH, MEETING TOMORROW; FIGHT AGAINST RAPACIOUS, OUTSIDER $400K BIKE PROJECT JUST GETTING STARTED

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY ADD 1 — This just in from the Pittsfield Police. Juvenile firearms Offenses 06-30-21 First of Two Parts (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, WEDNESDAY JUNE 30, 2021) — It’s hard enough to say good bye to June, and THE PLANET doesn’t mean June Osborn, who should have been on […]

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SOCIAL ENGINNERING RUN AMOK: INDIANA UNIVERSITY’s ‘DIVERSITY’ POLICY DESTROYING ACADEMIC FREEDOM

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JUNE 28, 2021) — Today THE PLANET presents a guest column by our long-time good friend and professor of economics at Indiana University, teaching courses in equity markets, financial econometrics, and behavioral finance. We speak of Dr. Charles Trzcinka, who today writes first-hand about […]

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CRITICAL RACE THEORY, IN PROMOTING RASICT GROUP-THINK, IS A BLACK PERSON’S WORST ENEMY

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, THE WEEKEND EDITION JUNE 25-7, 2021) — Today, THE PLANET presents part two from our abridged dictionary. On Monday, we took on Cancel Culture. Today, it Critical Race Theory. What is Critical Race Theory? Again, we begin from perhaps the most reliable objective source […]

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BTG’s ‘EARNEST’: ‘I AM HE AS YOU ARE HE AS YOU ARE ME AND WE ARE ALL TOGETHER’

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI ARTS  EDITOR’S NOTE — THE PLANET presents what we hope will be the first of periodic theater and art reviews. For the 2021 inaugural effort, we are pleased to announce the signing of the world famous critic, the Max Factor of the  footlights, the Poobah of Paragraphs. We speak of […]

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GAZETTE’s JONATHAN LEVINE DIES … CANCEL CULTURE IS DESTROYING AMERICA FROM THE INSIDE

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY EDITOR’S NOTE: Before we begin, we would like to pass along news of Jonathan Levine’s death. For 30 years, Jonathan published the Pittsfield Gazette, essentially as a one-man operation running on fumes. For those 30 years, readers received an alternative view of city politics and happenings. Jonathan […]

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A PLANET SMORGASBORD: WRITER WANTED … CEILING CAVING … AUTOPILOT … NUKES … GOING DOWN … PAYTON PLACE … NEPOTISM

BY DAN VALENTI PLANET VALENTI NEWS AND COMMENTARY (FORTRESS OF SOLITUDE, MONDAY JUNE 21, 2021) — It’s time for the next Round Up, a smorgasbord of this ‘n’ that. Writer Wanted —  Beginning this week (Thursday) we hope to be presenting reviews of area plays. We did this a few years ago as an experiment, […]

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